The Lion has awoken

[Samuel]

♕ "The Crown Prince" Samuel Chatman ♕

Yo! Ain't no fancy studio for this or some dude in the back giving me cues or telling me to wrap it up. This is just rare and unfiltered me. Every week I go out and wrestle with my entire heart and soul put into every match that I am a part of. I mean I give it my absolute all yet somehow it simply isn't good enough to my opponents. Sure a lot of the game is trash talk and that don't really get under my skin when you keep it strictly professional. My personal life is all anybody can discuss these days and I'm really sick of it. See most of you don't know this about me because I haven't had a flair in my anger issues in quite a long time but I've been real quiet lately because I've had to undergo extensive treatment because I let Fear Hollywood get under my skin. My reputation and my image can't get ruined behind the two dudes that got rejected from Princess Morbucks' goon squad from the Powerpuff Girls.

Part of my program was to simply come to work and wrestle and then immediately leave. I was not even supposed to be around the guys in the locker room so I had to be inconvenienced with being all hot, sweaty, and sometimes bloody all so I wouldn't snatch you little girls up by the throat and squeeze until your body goes limp. Since we getting all personal and s*it allow me to get in the dirt for a minute and don't worry Miz I won't let the world know that Maryse left you cause you were always limp. That word strikes fear in your heart doesn't it because all your money and flashy s*it is just you overcompensating for your shortfalls in life. You run your mouth and act like you are entitled to have people bow at your feet but I'm the dude that will break those motherf*ckers if you cross me the wrong way. You can't do anything fair and square if your life depended on it. You are the dude that always needs your lackeys to carry you and this Jayson dude is no different. He's basically your valet but you have to call it a tag team so you don't appear weak. Times have changed my dude and if y'all are "partners" then that's cool. No one will judge you for it but we all want you to be honest.

You two are like two hormonal teenagers that don't know how to express your feelings for one another because one minute you are the best of friends and then the next week we are left to wonder if you are going to break up as a team. The only time you unite is when you are b*tching about getting yet another undeserved title shot that they think they earn by screaming and whining until Konrad and I swat them like the pests they are. Miz while you mainly focused on Konrad in your rants you try to act like I'm a sidekick in the group, let me make myself real clear my dude, I ain't a joke and Konrad and I are equally important in this group. That may be how you and Jayson get down but that ain't me. Jayson check it out, I know that you are seeking the attention of a real man but get off my dick dude. You are always commenting about who you think I'm f*cking around with and it seems like you "low-key" jealous and wishing it was you. Every time I turn around you are commenting on my bedroom and you've never stepped foot in there so unless you have a creepy ass camera in my room then you talking out the side of your face. I'm a motherf*cking Lion dude and as King of the jungle all the ladies want to be my queen. Even if I was pitching or catching for the home team you still wouldn't be my type cause I wouldn't want a b*tch so that would eliminate you quickly.

Fear Hollywood is a joke and no one is laughing anymore, everything you stand for repulses me to my core and you bringing up my life, my family, my friends has put me in a place that I don't like being in. Y'all are like that SNL sketch with the Rock when he just goes too far and it kills the entire mood. Some of the sh*t you say makes me want to walk up to you on the streets and pop you in the mouth while shouting F*ck you and your whole bloodline. But I'm not allowed to do this, I really hate you two for taking me to this dark place that is SO hard to climb back out of. I can and will do my job but don't expect to face the same person out there anymore. I'm changing everything about me to match how I'm feeling and it started with me changing my ring gear but now my name has to match that and I am now to be known as "The Lion" Samuel Chatman.

♚ "The Lion" Samuel Chatman ♚

I'm at the top of my sh*t and I'm the king of the jungle and everyone is going to know it and remember it. Konrad is my brother but I'm not in his shadow like you two try to make me out to be.

I can't wait to get my hands on you at Primetime because I'm going to do what your mothers should've done when you were younger and give you the beating that you consistently ask for everytime you open your mouths. You two need a good old fashioned asswhooping and I'm just the guy to give it to you. You have awoken something in me that you will come to regret everytime you step in a wrestling ring with me. I'm a beast and there isn't any amount of taming you can do that will stop me or put me in a cage. Konrad this week we will not only retain our titles but we will make an example out of these two that mere words alone don't get you sh*t in our Tag Team division. When we are done with them, I welcome two real competitors to step up to the plate. Now go tweet that b*tches!