Post by BulletxToxThexHeart on Aug 10, 2017 22:08:06 GMT -5
{Ry Drake and Rex Terrell live on air on their podcast "The Champion's Way" podcast show in the beginning of the show. With all the alcoholic burping and swearing.}
Ry: Welcome to my show, My Way, The Champions way.....
Rex: This dumb son of a bitch would name his show something Champion. So what happens if you drop the belt. Is it just The Way or some shit.
Ry: if I lose this belt, you'll be on your way that's for sure. Now shut the fuck up and let me host.
Rex: Go head brother and by the way if you fire me I'll just do porn. I'll show off my downstairs mountain for a few bucks.
Ry: Porn? You? That's rich...what you tryin to do some Amanda Cortez shit for? You'll never make it to #2 ranked Wrestler that way.
Rex: number 2? Isn't it #1? Who is......don't tell me.
Ry: I'm getting to the top of this bitch one day, oh I forgot to tell everyone that something important is coming up. It's my anniversary.....as World Heavyweight Champion. No I wasn't talking about Marriage because fuck marriage.
Ry: I would have been champion 1 year and counting. Some people from my training days used to say I'd never make it through training. What I do made it through top of my class. Then that turned to I'd never find a company and what I do sign with GZWA, then it was I'd never get over with the crowd and what I do... lead a crazy ass crowd and rode that to my title match. Then people said I'd never beat Carnage for the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship and what did I do listeners? I beat his ass and become a World Champion.
Ry: And for Justin Fucking Lockhart to say I am a coward and he will take my title is a insult...That will never happen, If and that is a big fucking If you somehow become #1 contender. And the only way I see that is if the whole roster All died in a freak accident even then I'd sooner face the janitor. And that goes double for Amanda!
Rex: Same!
Ry: Muthafucker I said that amazing speech and you just come back with "Same"? That's like sending the girl you like a heart felt text and she just hits you with K. That's not cool.
Rex: what's wrong that one girl still getting to you?
Ry: Moving on before I take my ad break to help pay for this piece of shit podcast I wanted to ask you something man?
Rex: what?
Ry: we have a PPV coming up right?
Rex: yea
Ry: So I don't have a contender for my belt, that's cool and all I like rest days but I want my PPV moolah. So the fat shits in management still paying me even if I don't compete period. You can all say I don't care about wrestling and just want a check. You god damn right I want my check over, I don't work for free. I need a set amount for me to compete, I have no problems leaving a show. I'll hold this belt hostage and you know why I'm saying this. Because none of these cunts on the roster can stop me. I am the best wrestler in GZWA period.
Rex: And also the drunkest...damn man how much you drank?
Ry: it's not just the booze, you heard Gucci mane and drake song "Both" well that's me right now. So that's a good chance to play some ads and we will be back after we pay alimony I mean do coke off a hookers.... we'll just be back.
{"The Champions Way main sponsee Crunchyroll plays(I like anime fight me lol) as the show goes on break.
Ry: Welcome to my show, My Way, The Champions way.....
Rex: This dumb son of a bitch would name his show something Champion. So what happens if you drop the belt. Is it just The Way or some shit.
Ry: if I lose this belt, you'll be on your way that's for sure. Now shut the fuck up and let me host.
Rex: Go head brother and by the way if you fire me I'll just do porn. I'll show off my downstairs mountain for a few bucks.
Ry: Porn? You? That's rich...what you tryin to do some Amanda Cortez shit for? You'll never make it to #2 ranked Wrestler that way.
Rex: number 2? Isn't it #1? Who is......don't tell me.
Ry: I'm getting to the top of this bitch one day, oh I forgot to tell everyone that something important is coming up. It's my anniversary.....as World Heavyweight Champion. No I wasn't talking about Marriage because fuck marriage.
Ry: I would have been champion 1 year and counting. Some people from my training days used to say I'd never make it through training. What I do made it through top of my class. Then that turned to I'd never find a company and what I do sign with GZWA, then it was I'd never get over with the crowd and what I do... lead a crazy ass crowd and rode that to my title match. Then people said I'd never beat Carnage for the GZWA World Heavyweight Championship and what did I do listeners? I beat his ass and become a World Champion.
Ry: And for Justin Fucking Lockhart to say I am a coward and he will take my title is a insult...That will never happen, If and that is a big fucking If you somehow become #1 contender. And the only way I see that is if the whole roster All died in a freak accident even then I'd sooner face the janitor. And that goes double for Amanda!
Rex: Same!
Ry: Muthafucker I said that amazing speech and you just come back with "Same"? That's like sending the girl you like a heart felt text and she just hits you with K. That's not cool.
Rex: what's wrong that one girl still getting to you?
Ry: Moving on before I take my ad break to help pay for this piece of shit podcast I wanted to ask you something man?
Rex: what?
Ry: we have a PPV coming up right?
Rex: yea
Ry: So I don't have a contender for my belt, that's cool and all I like rest days but I want my PPV moolah. So the fat shits in management still paying me even if I don't compete period. You can all say I don't care about wrestling and just want a check. You god damn right I want my check over, I don't work for free. I need a set amount for me to compete, I have no problems leaving a show. I'll hold this belt hostage and you know why I'm saying this. Because none of these cunts on the roster can stop me. I am the best wrestler in GZWA period.
Rex: And also the drunkest...damn man how much you drank?
Ry: it's not just the booze, you heard Gucci mane and drake song "Both" well that's me right now. So that's a good chance to play some ads and we will be back after we pay alimony I mean do coke off a hookers.... we'll just be back.
{"The Champions Way main sponsee Crunchyroll plays(I like anime fight me lol) as the show goes on break.