Post by SinCityDollz on Nov 21, 2017 17:10:42 GMT -5
Lilly Evol presents...
How to Stuff a Fat Turkey in three easy steps....
11-21-2017
Time Stamp :: 1:05 pm
... Being Evol
<:l:> Lilly walks into the kitchen set that was more like a something from the Food Network. She is wearing a black and blue lace apron. Brooklyn is standing behind a TV; mouthing out encouragement for Lilly to sell this promo. Lilly just rolled her eyes and took a deep breath. The little light on the right side of the video camera appear. They were now recording..... <:l:>
"Hello and welcome to my very easy guide of how to stuff your fat turkey of an opponent in three easy steps. "
<:l:> Lilly pauses for a moment as that statment just floated out there for a moment. She wanted to make a point. That Laura Jackson was a chicken and was scared to face Lilly like a real woman. So here she was, here to call out little yellow belly Jackson. Beside with Brooklyn Glamorous being the special ref in the match was just icing on the cake for this whole chapter to be finally over. She wanted to move on and focus on what was important to her. Which is growing in this company and getting gold around her waist! <:l:>
"Yes, I mean Laura Jackson is a perfect double for this headless piece of meat."
<:l:> Lilly glances down at the turkey that was resting on the counter inside of a turkey pan, surrounded by carrots and onions. She reaches beside the pan and grabs two pick rubber gloves and makes a show of putting them on. <:l:>
"They are both brainless. Laura is only relevant once a year, like our little buddy here. Now don't go thinking that Laura could never be a centerpiece of a full meal., that is almost laughable If you want that then look no further then me Lilly Evol. I'm all that you need. I'm mean. I do not take shortcuts to get what I want. I will never show mercy to anyone who stands in my way."
<:l:> With an evil smirk on her sexy full face she picked up some onions that cut into pieces. Holding them up she says. <:l:>
"Here is step one. Take your fist and grab the pale little bird aka Ms. Jackson and shoved it down her throat. Now right here you don't have to be gentle. You want her to really feel how much force it take to rip open her skin to expose her pink insides. Now that is very satisfying."
<:l:> Again Lilly gave a lovely smile that was somewhat creepy but showing how serious she was taking this. She removes her hands and then grabs some cooking string. <:l:>
"Step two....Grab both legs of Ms. Jackson and twisted them like so, until you hear a popping sound. That is when you know that you have dislocated both legs from her hip. Then you wrap them like so and pull them into submission. If Ms. Jackson still had a head she would be crying in pain by now, I promise."
<:l:> Within second Lilly had the bird all tied up like a neat little present. Then Lilly grabs a large sticks of butter and giggles before she begins to beat the bird while she loudly screams. <:l:>
"Step three....beat the hell out of Ms. Jackson for being disrespectful. Make sure you get all over, we can't be cheap here. This is the part that really matters. Here is where you show that you have mastered the bird. That you are going to roast them under a hot fire of intense heat that they can not even dream of."
<:l:> Once Lilly was done she dropped the butter and takes the bird and holds it up like a loving child she was cuddling. Then she turns and drops it on the counter. She tosses the bird and the other foods around in a rage of temper. The camera zooms in to see that Lilly was so into that she scared some of the crew. Once she was done, she was done and breathing heavily. Lilly comes around the counter and points into the camera, making it clear that this message was for Laura Jackson. <:l:>
"Laura you can't run or hide anymore. Now the time has come for us to see that being better than you, is easy for me . And that Brooklyn doesn't have the time to deal with a nobody like you. I want you to make sure that you have a meal that will be easy to enjoy without teeth. Happy Thanksgiving!"
<:l:> The camera turns off and Brooklyn comes bouncing onto the stage and hugs Lilly. <:l:>
Da Glam Queen
"Oh Lilly that was so good. I can't wait to see how the fans take this. I have to get rolling on this now.."
<:l:> Brooklyn pulls out her phone and begins to text. Lilly walks over to get cleaned up and shakes her head at this whole production. Was this really what she had to do, to be famous in this business?? <:l:>
Never Felt So Good....
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
How to Stuff a Fat Turkey in three easy steps....
11-21-2017
Time Stamp :: 1:05 pm
... Being Evol
<:l:> Lilly walks into the kitchen set that was more like a something from the Food Network. She is wearing a black and blue lace apron. Brooklyn is standing behind a TV; mouthing out encouragement for Lilly to sell this promo. Lilly just rolled her eyes and took a deep breath. The little light on the right side of the video camera appear. They were now recording..... <:l:>
"Hello and welcome to my very easy guide of how to stuff your fat turkey of an opponent in three easy steps. "
<:l:> Lilly pauses for a moment as that statment just floated out there for a moment. She wanted to make a point. That Laura Jackson was a chicken and was scared to face Lilly like a real woman. So here she was, here to call out little yellow belly Jackson. Beside with Brooklyn Glamorous being the special ref in the match was just icing on the cake for this whole chapter to be finally over. She wanted to move on and focus on what was important to her. Which is growing in this company and getting gold around her waist! <:l:>
"Yes, I mean Laura Jackson is a perfect double for this headless piece of meat."
<:l:> Lilly glances down at the turkey that was resting on the counter inside of a turkey pan, surrounded by carrots and onions. She reaches beside the pan and grabs two pick rubber gloves and makes a show of putting them on. <:l:>
"They are both brainless. Laura is only relevant once a year, like our little buddy here. Now don't go thinking that Laura could never be a centerpiece of a full meal., that is almost laughable If you want that then look no further then me Lilly Evol. I'm all that you need. I'm mean. I do not take shortcuts to get what I want. I will never show mercy to anyone who stands in my way."
<:l:> With an evil smirk on her sexy full face she picked up some onions that cut into pieces. Holding them up she says. <:l:>
"Here is step one. Take your fist and grab the pale little bird aka Ms. Jackson and shoved it down her throat. Now right here you don't have to be gentle. You want her to really feel how much force it take to rip open her skin to expose her pink insides. Now that is very satisfying."
<:l:> Again Lilly gave a lovely smile that was somewhat creepy but showing how serious she was taking this. She removes her hands and then grabs some cooking string. <:l:>
"Step two....Grab both legs of Ms. Jackson and twisted them like so, until you hear a popping sound. That is when you know that you have dislocated both legs from her hip. Then you wrap them like so and pull them into submission. If Ms. Jackson still had a head she would be crying in pain by now, I promise."
<:l:> Within second Lilly had the bird all tied up like a neat little present. Then Lilly grabs a large sticks of butter and giggles before she begins to beat the bird while she loudly screams. <:l:>
"Step three....beat the hell out of Ms. Jackson for being disrespectful. Make sure you get all over, we can't be cheap here. This is the part that really matters. Here is where you show that you have mastered the bird. That you are going to roast them under a hot fire of intense heat that they can not even dream of."
<:l:> Once Lilly was done she dropped the butter and takes the bird and holds it up like a loving child she was cuddling. Then she turns and drops it on the counter. She tosses the bird and the other foods around in a rage of temper. The camera zooms in to see that Lilly was so into that she scared some of the crew. Once she was done, she was done and breathing heavily. Lilly comes around the counter and points into the camera, making it clear that this message was for Laura Jackson. <:l:>
"Laura you can't run or hide anymore. Now the time has come for us to see that being better than you, is easy for me . And that Brooklyn doesn't have the time to deal with a nobody like you. I want you to make sure that you have a meal that will be easy to enjoy without teeth. Happy Thanksgiving!"
<:l:> The camera turns off and Brooklyn comes bouncing onto the stage and hugs Lilly. <:l:>
Da Glam Queen
"Oh Lilly that was so good. I can't wait to see how the fans take this. I have to get rolling on this now.."
<:l:> Brooklyn pulls out her phone and begins to text. Lilly walks over to get cleaned up and shakes her head at this whole production. Was this really what she had to do, to be famous in this business?? <:l:>
Never Felt So Good....
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
