Post by senorvinnie on Dec 9, 2017 7:53:47 GMT -5
Sisterly love
Vinnie can
be seen sitting in a bar, plugging away at his guitar as he is preparing
himself for a performance later that night. There are a few drunks sitting at
the bar as they are wasting themselves with some beers. He is done fine tuning
his guitar and starts to play a song while humming along with it.
Drunk #1:
,,Hey fuckface!! Can’t you stop murdering a cat with your guitar??!!!”
This causes
Vinnie to sigh as he shakes his head and ignore the “music critic” and
continues to play on his guitar.
Drunk #1:
,,Trying to ignore me huh? Who the f*** do you think you are?? Julio??”
Vinnie
realizes that he is not going to silence the drunk by ignoring him, he puts his
hand on the snares of his guitar to silence his guitar playing. He looks up
towards the drunk, staring at a man in his mid-thirties, who has turned on his
barstool towards Vinnie and the stage that he sits on. He is wearing filthy
brown pants and even filthier black shoes. He is wearing a sweater that seems
like it’s been worn for three straight days and his hair is clearly not washed
for an even longer period of time.
Vinnie:
(whisper) ,,Oh God, this is going to be a long night. Why did I even book this
joint?? The name of the bar is the fucking “Drink all that you can Handle Bar”.
I know my alter ego often plays pranks on me, but even this is beneath his standards.”
He looks
annoyed by the drunk, who thinks he has gotten Vinnie to stop as he turns
around and starts to order another beer. This causes Vinnie to grin as we see
his eyes twitch and he turns into his darker persona that is Senor Vinnie.
Señor Vinnie: ,, Disculpe mi buen señor, pero su mal aliento me
está matando(My apologies my good sir, but your foul breath is killing me)”
The drunk
turns his head and looks puzzled as he clearly didn’t understood a word that Señor Vinnie spoke towards him.
Drunk:
,,What did you just say?? Are you making fun of me??”
The drunk
gets off the bar stool and stumbles towards Señor Vinnie, barely capable to stand on his own
two feet as he eventually falls on his face just moments away from the stage
that Señor Vinnie sits on. Causing him to palm
his face and shake his head in disbelief.
Señor Vinnie: ,,No, I don’t think I need to
do anything to make fun of you period”
Señor Vinnie watches the drunk slowly
getting to his feet as he uses the stage that he is sitting on as a way to
balance himself. The drunk looks at the wrestler from the GZWA crosseyed as
snot dribbles out of his nose and looks angered at Señor Vinnie as he is starting to play the guitar again.
Señor Vinnie: ,,(translated from Spanish) Just
like Casey,
You just
had to fail miserably.
You are
trying to Judge me…,
While I shall
beat you.
By
submission, or 1-2-3”
He chuckles
while tockling with the guitar, we can see the drunk that has placed his wobbly
right foot on the stage. Trying to find his balance so that he could place his
other foot on the stage as well, only to have Señor Vinnie kick him in the sin. Causing the drunk
to fall down and hit his head on the stage, knocking him out cold completely.
Señor Vinnie: (translated from Spanish) ,,
Now he has left the battlefield,
Scars and
all.
He won’t be
remembered…
Just like
Casey, who made the wrong call
But that
will be your punishment when you fall….”
He stops
when his cell phone buzzes, he picks it up from his pocket and sees that Amanda
Cortez has send him a text. Causing him to grin as she asks him to show up
prior to their match this coming show. He texts her back that he will be there
and ends the text with three x’s before closing his phone.
Señor Vinnie: ,,I need to hurry, I have so
many things planned for Casey, oh and for everyone else considered to be in
this match. But who am I to spoil all the good stuff for you bums to watch for
free?? Nah ahh…. I’m a Mariachi, you have to pay me to perform and that is what
you shall”
He winks at
the camera as the shot slowly fades.
This is
your life!!!
We come
back to a filthy and beat down studio that has clearly not being used for quite
some time. We see a very old camera positioned in the back that overlooks the
empty seats and the stage before it. There is a microphone stand with a
microphone that is just as old as the camera, wore down and clearly overused
throughout the years. A sign that barely reads “Casey, this is your life!!” and
a few chairs that are very wobbly. Afer a few moments we see someone walk on
stage, carrying a cassette desk and taps on the play button. Causing music to
play, clearly poor recordings of the gameshow music “The Price is right”. This
causes Vinnie to walk on stage, wearing a fake game show host jacket and grabs
the microphone.
Vinnie: ,,Thank
you for that wonderful applause, you shouldn’t have!!”
There’s
complete silence from the empty “crowd” as the guy with the cassette deck walks
off unnoticed by Vinnie, who continues to rant
Vinnie: ,,Now
who is the lucky person to have the honor bestowed upon him or her to be on my favorite
show?? None other than the most talked about Cortez in the Cortez family
household!! And no, I’m not talking about Diego Cortez, or Emilio Cortez, or
even Daisy Fuentez…, no I’m talking about the one person that was so foolish
enough to accept my challenge. Casey Cortez!!”
Vinnie
shakes his head in disbelief, apparently believing that there is no chance in
hell that Casey can actually beat him, ignoring the many warnings from Amanda
and Rose in the past week about her.
Vinnie:,,
You are lucky that this is the nice version of Vinnie, because the bad version
would just stand here and laugh at you. Yeah that’s right, that’s his way of
cutting a promo on somebodies ass and I have to clean up the mess behind his
sorry ass!!”
,,But to be
honest though, I felt that the world needs to understand the Casey that they didn’t
know. You see, after you assaulted your sister, after you showed the world that
you were nothing more than a mean lady. Yes boys and girls, I prefer to keep it
clean. I decided to dig deep into your history books, a one page description of
why you are so unfamiliar with social media. I realized that nobody actually
gives two cents about you. And to me?? That’s so not cool!!”
He nods his
head and fakes a look of concern when it comes down to one of his two opponents
this coming show.
Vinnie: ,,You
see, you are just without emotion. And why is that?? And then I found out, you
were always the geek at school. You had braces, you had glasses that stuck out
the fact that your ears were mildly HUMONGOUS!!! And the fact that no boy or
girl was interested in you. So what do you do?? You become self centered, you
become egotistic. You become hateful towards everyone out there that loves you,
only because you feel that they took everything away from you that you believed
you deserved!! How foolish to think that I was talking to a monster?? All I’m
facing is someone that just needs some attention, some loving and most importantly..
some mariachi attention”
He winks
into the camera as he turns his head back to the empty seats on the stage
beside him.
Vinnie: ,,Seeing
how you are nowhere to be found, no just kidding. The budget of this show was
so poor that we just didn’t took time to get you here. Instead of that, we
found a suitable replacement.”
The drunk
comes on stage, having a wig on that looks like the hairdo of Casey and sits
down as Vinnie walks over to him.
Drunk:
,,Pay me first you jackass”
Vinnie
reluctantly gives him a $20 note and the drunk quickly puts it in his pocket.
Vinnie:
,,Casey, why are you so hateful??”
The drunk
pulls out a card and starts to read from it.
Drunk:
,,Because I am ugly Vinnie”
Vinnie: ,,Who
told you that Casey??”
Drunk: ,,My
sister, my sister’s wife, my family, everyone at the GZWA. Everyone Vinnie”
The drunk fakes
a tear as that was written on the card for him to do as Vinnie acts as if he is
feeling sad for her.
Vinnie; ,,Oh
well, cheer up will ya?? You are bound to become famous, well liked and even
the ugliest of ugly get groupies after that!! You see Casey, I think you are
very pretty”
Drunk:
,,You do??”
Vinnie: ,,Yes
Casey, besides the muscles, besides the short hair, besides the fact that you have
a manly face. I think you are beautiful from within”
Drunk:
,,You just say that to be nice”
Vinnie: ,,
You are too insecure, too much concerned what others may think and trying all
bulky to scare off the bullies. That you forget that you are now one yourself!!”
Drunk:
,,Yes I know I am, I am proud of it”
Vinnie
looks at the camera and fakes a frown before turning his attention back to “Casey”
Vinnie: “You
see Casey, I have a guest. This one is your sister, she is Amanda “The Goddess”
Cortez!!
We see
Amanda walk up towards Vinnie, clearly annoyed for being here. She then sees
the drunk and looks confused.
Amanda; ,,Who
is this??”
Vinnie: ,,Your
sister, look we talked about this. I told you I would find someone to play for
your sister”
Amanda is
clearly annoyed as she rolls her eyes.
Amanda:
,,Whatever, hi Casey!! Boy do you look good today, too bad Vinnie will be
kicking your ass this week.
Just before
Vinnie can say something Amanda walks off, leaving him alone with “Casey”
Drunk: ,,See?
I told you??”
Vinnie: ,,I
told you to read what was on the card, oh wait that was on the card. Never mind”
“You see
Casey, you did hear your sister say that you looked good. That is nice huh? See
how she oozes love for you?? See how she just wants the best for you?? And that’s
me kicking your ass all over the arena this coming show!!”
Drunk: ,,This
isn’t on the card??”
Vinnie
ignores the drunk as he stares at the camera and hammers it down to the real
Casey Cortez.
Vinnie: ,,You
talk about how I am after a woman that loves woman, you talk about her wife? You
talk about how I am a rookie and that I will fall down? You talk about…. Uhm, I
don’t know anymore! It was so hard to hear over the bitching and moaning of
this drunk over here!! Do you know how hard it is to keep a drunk down?? No of
course not!! You don’t go out, you don’t mingle. You don’t like to meet people,
you don’t like to fall flat on your face because that’s what your life exists
off isn’t it?? Being abused verbally. Making a pact with yourself that nobody
will ever hurt you, that you hate your sister for having a woman as her
partner. Hell, when was the last time that you had anyone caring about you?? Oh
that’s right, that’s my loco tag team partner for this week!! And you beat her
down, beating her down and then having the guts to say you still care for her??
Oh mami to be, you are loco in the lack of cojones that is your brain okay?? You
see Casey, I’ve heard it all before okay? From the past feds that I have been
in, at least they were so predictable to say that I am borderline or perhaps
just imagining things on the way from the coffee shop. Is this how you prepare
yourself for the unknown lady??”
,,The
unknown, let’s see. Oh that’s right, that’s what you described me as but
clearly you are still stuck on one person and one person only. You!! You don’t
even know yourself lady, you are just stuck up with a championship belt that
you just can’t seem to win. Is it jealousy for your sister?? Because she did
something you couldn’t? Is that why you want to sell your soul to someone that
treats your sister poorly? Well I’m not having it one more, I am defending the
honor of a woman that does make decisions. Some are good, some are bad. But at
least she remains the person who she is, not a backstabbing lady like you.”
,, You see,
even though this is just another tag match, even though you can hide behind
your partner. I am the one that is going full force against you, but not with
just physicality, not just with pounding the shit out of you. Oh no Casey, I’m
going after you with the master plan of the Mariachi!! I’m going after you and take
advantage of the one weak spot that you fear so much. You see Casey, I’m so
much more like anyone out there. I’m so much different than the brainless goon
that thinks that he could cup a feel while slamming you down. Oh no my pretty, I’m
going to work the living daylights out of you. I’m going to make you take out
all the aggression that boils inside of you. The Latina heat that is making you
oh so desirable for me to beat you. And when you are grounded, when the fatique
sets in. I will take you on a journey that you have never been on, I will let the
music guide you. I will let the words of Spanish desire be your master inside
your peanut brain of yours. I will make you want me, I will make you say the
words Papi when I hold you in my submission holds and squeeze the resistance
out of you. Is that what you have ever heard before mami?? Of course not!! You are
just another example of brainwashed delirious fools that have no Salsa in their
minds!!”
He chuckles
as he shakes his head in disbelief.
Vinnie: ,,
And who knows, who knows will I show you compassion?? Maybe, just maybe I will
beat your tag team partner and stare you down in your eyes. Looking for the
confusing look in your eyes as you clearloy lost it. I will make you understand
mami, that I am not a rookie. That I am more than just a mere man that lusts
for your sister’s body. That was it wasn’t it?? This Casey, this lack of
attention is your life. And this Casey??”
Vinnie
points at himself
Vinnie: ,,
This Casey?? This WILL BE your life from now on”
With that
he grins as the shot fades for a few moments before we come back again and
Vinnie sits down after he had endured his first contact with his tag team
partner.
Vinnie:
Damn, she’s a spicy one!! She sure would make a fine Mami, but before I turn my
attention to solely this… I have to come face to face with my opponent’s tag
team partner. Lily Evol. The one woman that faced my tag team partner and the
one woman that her solely existence on this world is based upon her partner
saving her ass. Now I didn’t thought that I’d would see the day that Casey
would have feelings for someone else…. Besides me of course. But I guess the
female Cyborg jus tneeds someone to perhaps clean up her closet or carry her
bags?? Lily, do you want to exist for that sole reason alone?? Or are you just
mindless as hell and just allow anyone to do whatever it is… as long as you can
survive??”
,,I’m sure
that you are seeing things differently, that’s okay though. I could understand
if you are just a mere excuse of whomever it is that thinks her life is
important. Guess again! You could be very well be next on the list of Vinnie’s
This is your life show!! To tell the truth, to reveal the lies and smash you
with it. No Lily, I don’t care. All I want is to collect my victory over Casey
Cortez. Where I will collect my price and be the Mariachi of the wrestling division that is called GZWA. You on the
other hand?? You were at the right place at the wrong time. See you then, hope
you will be so lucky and not end up in these hands.”
With that
Vinnie tells the camera crew to get out of his way as he is walking towards the
exit.