Post by senorvinnie on Jan 10, 2018 13:57:45 GMT -5
Midnight,
In a far, far away dream
Inside Senor Vinnie’s head is where all his memories come in contact
With his fantasies…..
Tonight Vinnie’s dream goes back to his days when he was a freshmen at the University of San Antonio Texas. There he is a real geek that could have come out straight out of the Revenge of the Nerds series, glasses, a number 4 pencil in his pocket of his blouse. He even wears tights that are too high up his waist, leaving his oh so ugly socks to be shown for the world to see, suspenders that have the face of Einstein engraved on it and the ugliest sandals that you could ever find. Clearly not the most ideal man for any girl of his age, those who only are interested in the handsome athlete of school. Also the most ideal victim for bullies to trash him, what happens to him often as his glasses have been glued together many of times.
Young Vinnie hates everything about his every day life as freshman, everything? No, not everything. He has two reasons why he keeps going back to the dreadful university. His math teacher: Mrs Amanda Cortez. A beautiful lady from Puerto Rico, with curves at the right place. Obviously a wild fantasy for each boy that had classes from her.
She would often sit in front of the class on top of her desk, having her legs crossed over each other inside a skirt that would just drape over her knees. Always having high heel shoes that have openings on the front of the shoes that would show her cute little toes, toes that were begged to be licked and sucked. Something that would always drive Vinnie crazy before looking up her incredible body. Sometimes he couldn’t help but think that she would wiggle her toes in his face on purpose, obviously she must have noticed it as his stares at her feet were apparent. Yet she never made a deal out of it, perhaps she enjoyed the obvious attention she was getting from him and everyone else.
“Vinnie?? Can you please walk over to the board and solve the next sum that I have done??”
He snaps out of his daydream, he was ogling her gorgeous feet that caused him to lick his lips. He looked up towards her face, he saw that angelic smile that he always loved. But for some reason he believed he saw her wink at him, was he losing his mind?? Slowly he looks at the black board, he saw an easy math assignment that he knew he would be able to finish in a few moments. Slowly he gets up, walks over to the board and finishes the math assignment and gets back to his desk. Only to be stopped by Mrs. Cortez.
“Vinnie, can you please explain to the class why you are so smart??”
He rolls his eyes, clearly this is the last thing that he had wanted. Another reason for all the bullies in his class to beat him up, especially one in particular.
“It was just an easy assignment Mrs. Cortez”
“Well if that’s the case, maybe you could stay here after class and help me with some of those Vinnie”
She pats him on the back as if to say that he could go back to his seat, only to feel her hand suddenly squeeze his butt that caused him to jump upwards. This makes his number 4 pencil fall out of his pocket and straight into the shirt of the biggest bully of them all.
“Oh shit…”
It fell straight into the shirt of the meanest girl in class, the girl named Casey. She was really tough, mean and could kick everyone’s ass, including of the jocks in school who all feared her. She had no friends or boyfriends, as she only cared about hurting people.
“I’m going to break your neck pencil face!!!”
She grabs the pencil and breaks it in front of Vinnie’s face before throwing it back at him.
“Okay Casey, you go to the principal and explain why you got thrown out again!!”
“Yes sis”
“That’s Mrs. Cortez for you Casey!!”
Casey shakes her head, clearly not impressed by all of this as Vinnie got back into his seat and puts his head between his hands and wonders how he is going to survive this. Only to feel the hand of Mrs. Cortez caress his back as she whispers at him.
“Don’t worry Vinnie, mami will take good care of you”
At that moment the bell rings, every student gets up as Vinnie is about to pick up his stuff. Figuring that he is done for today. But is stopped by his teacher, pushing him back into his seat as she walks over to the black board to clean it. He cannot help but watch her beautiful body, her delicious backside. Something he cannot help but admire, just like the rest of her body.
“Vinnie, I asked you to stay here for a while. Because I want to talk to you about something”
He feels as if there are bells starting to ring inside his brain, wondering if he was caught peeking or something else she did not like.
“You see Vinnie, I know you just turned 18 and, well around that age you notice things. You notice girls, or should I say… women???”
“I can explain….”
She turns around, having an evil grin on her face as she apparently unbuttoned a few buttons on her blouse. Giving Vinnie a view of the breasts that he has fantasized about so many times, she pretends not to notice and starts to wave her hand towards her face.
“Is it me, or just did it get very hot all of the sudden??”
She bites her lower lip as she winks towards Young Vinnie, who at this moment is completely fixated upon the view she presented him. Walking over towards him as she leans down in front of his desk and presents an even better view to her cleavage as she whispers innocently into his ear.
“I know you want me Vinnie, why don’t you pick up your reward as promised? Two hours for being so brave to defend me against my big bad step sister”
Vinnie suddenly wakes up, bathed in sweat. Realizing that it was just a dream. A wet dream of Amanda Cortez, the woman that he vowed to protect in return that she would give him a reward as he would do so. He has sat up, looks around the room as if he does not know where he is. Only to realize after a few seconds that he is just at his hotel room. Sighing as he apparently is alone, no Amanda and no Rose. He sighs before dropping his head back into his pillow and puts his hands towards his face.
“I never had such a sexy Math teacher to begin with!!! If I had, I would have attempted to flunk school every single year!!”
Present day.
Vinnie is seen in his hotel room, dancing to a classic Kylie Minogue hit song (I should be so lucky). He is bare chested and only wearing a knee high shorts and some white socks. He is shaking his ass as he is really into the song, even singing it along.
“I should be so lucky…. Lucky, lucky, lucky!!!!
I should be so lucky in love!!!!”
He suddenly spins around and stares into the camera, winking at the camera as he walks over towards the cd player and puts it on pause before turning his attention back to the camera.
“Isn’t this a wonderful day? It should be as I am the luckiest man alive. First I’m finally getting my reward from My Mami, the one and true World champion of this company. And I’m obviously talking about Amanda Cortez, but also the fact that I am facing the man that is going to show me what it is like to be a man event player. A man that will put me in the MAIN EVENT!! Even though we are just one of the opening matches, but that doesn’t change the motivation of one… uhm…. What’s his name again??”
“Oh yeah…. Jayson Haggerty!! The big time player that likes to set himself up like a big time mouth that needs to fill a big hole that his head left him. It would have been better if he had the end of a vacuum cleaner strapped to that spot where his bright shiny white teeth are. Because the way I look at it, is the fact that he likes to suck up all the attention that us entertainers should share with each other. But I guess having a beautiful wife, having an ego the size of his left walnut and well a career that is filled with greatness. Then I can understand why he only wants to give people an average of fifteen minutes of fame. But you have to understand Perro, you are going up against the man that has been undefeated in the year 2017. I have already main evented the last show of the year. And I’m sure that your comments of your beautiful wife and my Mami’s is just another excuse. An excuse to drive the attention away from the real hazardous situation… the fact that your wife wants to be another Mami too!! Just like each and every single Cortez in GZWA!! That’s including even YOU Casey”
“But before we go into the pointing fingers to who is right and who is wrong, I will allow you to believe that everything is alright in Haggerty Heaven. But you have to understand man, you talk about main event? You talk about making me a star??”
“A star is defined by class, by being humble and respectful. Well the class act that you are has sunk down into the black trunks that you are sporting to hide the yellow streak. Calling my Mami’s ugly? Did they deny you the pleasure of sucking their toes? I must be mad too. To the point that I would just look at the first lady that came out of the washroom and marry her. I guess that was your excuse of being humble and giving some local’s the opportunity to move from a cardboard box to a two bedroom trailer. Good for you, I guess respect for the less fortunate has made you the man that you have become. Too bad that you have your sights set on the wrong man at the right time”
“I am the Mariachi of the wrestling world, I have smile that makes every Mami, every guy and every fucking goat cheer in joy. And why?? Because I am the Greatest Vinnie Of All Time!! So I am going to enter the main event with you, I will acclimatize to the situation and I will overcome. Just like I did to fool that didn’t knew what his identity was in my debut and beat him. Just like I did in the triangle of love in a tag match with three other women and bashed in the woman that would be world champion. The woman that would make everyone submit and suffer. And I stood tall, smiling, not even breaking a sweat and told her to get lost. So like I said, how are you going to beat the man that has been unbeaten in 2017, just like I will be in 2018. To be the first men in 2 years without a defeat… that’s a momentum that NONE of you are ready for and prepared for. To the point where the world will ask themselves this very question in five years…. Whatever has happened to Haggerty after he got beat by the rookie, the unknown and the upset of the year of 2017 and 2018. Who knows, there may even be a movie made out of my incredible career in Ground Zero Wrestling Association. The second biggest GIFT ever besides the Goddess and her beautiful wife. And I will make sure that the ending of the movie will be our match, where I will cast the most perfect actor to portray your role. A man that fits your character, that fits your physical stature…. And more importantly, a man that knows everything about being a main event character.”
“I’m sure that you are wondering who that man will be huh Jayson? And I had to admit I had to look long and very intensively to find the right man. Because let’s face it, I cannot just give a role of your stature to every simple minded actor like Judge Reinhold now can I??”
Vinnie grins as he remains silent for a few moments as he lets his words sink in for everyone that is listening
“You know, Billy… Billy Rosewood from the Beverly Hills Cop series. He had the smile, he had the looks. But he never grew out of the shadow of fat ass Taggart to begin with. Oh no, I was thinking of a man that has done so much more into the movie industry… men of the stature of Jason Mewes. The loud mouth Jay that just loves to get stoned and show some chick his Trouser snake. I’m sure that you have seen the academy award performance in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back huh? But no, the looks would overlook me and the ability to outshine would be too much. Oh no, I have found the right man that would fit perfectly. As he has already portrayed your role in the classic Adams Family.”
“No I’m not talking about the ones that played Gomez or Morticia Gomez, I didn’t talk about the fat kid or Uncle Festus. Oh no, Carel Struycken that played Lurch is just the perfect man. Because the way I see you is simple. You speak slow, you move slower. And before you have opened up your mouth, I already have slapped the taste out of your stinking mouth. Because the only main event thing you better be doing is to open the door of my house, ask them if they rang and then just shove your head up your ass. I don’t give a damn who you believe you are, it’s nothing!!”
“See how I react to failures? Men that hope that the new year will be better than the last one? I don’t believe in hope, I believe in Senor Vinnie. I don’t believe in destiny, because when you look that word up in the dictionary then you will see my face. When you seek the word of success, you will see my unbeaten streak. And when you look for reality, you will see the results of our match… and that I am still undefeated in two different years… so don’t look surprised when you look at your wife in bed, that she will fake a smile as she doesn’t want to disappoint you. That she will fake the desire that she feels, in the hope that you will rebound this first ever show in 2018. Because in the end, you will ask her if she still loves you. And trust me, she will say yes to you but she will think of the Papi of wrestling. And you know something?? You are the only one to be blamed for giving me the fifteen minutes of fame that your ego allowed you. But I will thank you, I will stare you in the eyes before the match starts. I will smile throughout the match as I will take everything that you have to offer Perro. And when all is set and done, when the smoke has cleared and the fat lady has gone to weightwatchers… you will know who the Main Event player is… and it won’t be you Chico”
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