Post by Squall Leonhart on Feb 4, 2018 4:46:48 GMT -5
Ryan Kendrick | Weapon X-23
Kendrick yawned as he took his place next to Adrianne Taylor, wearing his favorite jean jacket as he sipped away at his favorite game day fuel- Monster. He's not sponsored by them, I promise. Anyways, lets get this interview rolling.
Adrianne Taylor | Hot Spot Host
"Hello and Welcome GZWA Nation! I'm Adrianne Taylor, and with me tonight is none other then "Weapon X-23", Ryan Kendrick. Ryan last week you had your third singles match since returning from injury, and your first win since coming back. What are your thoughts on the match you had with Chance Justice?"
"Well Adrianne, I'm just going to go back to what I said before our match, a rookie like him is is too inexperienced to handle me, and his inexperience cost him. He just lucky I didn't decide to pick apart that bum knee of his instead of his back."
Kendrick takes a deep gulp from his energy drink as Adrianne fires off another question.
"You seem to have your confidence back Ryan, which is a good thing, as Chance will get another crack at you, along with Jason Heagerty who had your number a few months ago. What're you thinking coming into a three way like this?"
"Adrianne, I was really hoping you'd bring these two jackasses up. These rooks are clearly lacking in both respect and brains, and its starting to piss me off. I heard what they've said, and boy have they said a lot. So lets start with that loudmouth Heagerty. This bitch, he wants to run around talking like I'm still mad about that tag team match, and how I need multiple people to help me in matches. Kid, you clearly can't work Youtube, or even a VCR for that matter, since you can't seem to be assed to look up any kind footage of me. I've always been a singles competitor first. I don't need help to beat your ass, however, You, clearly do need a distraction to win any kind of match around here considering you tapped out in like 0.001 seconds last week. If you didn't notice, I won my match by submission too, and I'm not sure if I'm going to want to let go if you tap - fuck it, I'll pay the fine just to have you out of my life, and these fans lives too. Speaking of tapping out, don't think I forgot about you Chance. Bub, you think getting nearly snapped in half would knock you down a peg or two, but apparently you jokers are too fucking stupid for that. Like I said earlier, that was was no fluke. A fluke doesn't result in you tapping out like a bitch. So instead of running around doing everything but preparing for your match shouting fluke to anyone who'll listen, maybe you should rub your two brain cells together, hope for a spark, and realize that this motormouth thing you've got going on, has seriously fucked you. You wanna call me kid? Fine, idiots will be idiots of course. But then you had to go and press the Juggalo button. I haven't mentioned them much since I returned, but you wanna wipe my facepaint off during our match? Smooth move colombo, now you're tied for first on my shitlist. So, boys, Imma break it down for you, nice and simple. You might wanna take a seat, because this week is No DQ, and if you don't want to, Imma make you. Permanently. Because, in case you haven't heard, I'm the best at what I do. And what I do, is hurt people."
And with those last words, Kendrick crushes the empty can of Monster in his hand, and walks out of frame, clearly excited to get his hands on his opponents, as Adrianne wraps up the interview.
"Those were some strong words just now from my guest, and boy are the sparks flying for this one. Its going to a can't miss for sure, so make sure you tune-in tomorrow on GZWA Primetime to see it!"
Kendrick yawned as he took his place next to Adrianne Taylor, wearing his favorite jean jacket as he sipped away at his favorite game day fuel- Monster. He's not sponsored by them, I promise. Anyways, lets get this interview rolling.
Adrianne Taylor | Hot Spot Host
"Hello and Welcome GZWA Nation! I'm Adrianne Taylor, and with me tonight is none other then "Weapon X-23", Ryan Kendrick. Ryan last week you had your third singles match since returning from injury, and your first win since coming back. What are your thoughts on the match you had with Chance Justice?"
"Well Adrianne, I'm just going to go back to what I said before our match, a rookie like him is is too inexperienced to handle me, and his inexperience cost him. He just lucky I didn't decide to pick apart that bum knee of his instead of his back."
Kendrick takes a deep gulp from his energy drink as Adrianne fires off another question.
"You seem to have your confidence back Ryan, which is a good thing, as Chance will get another crack at you, along with Jason Heagerty who had your number a few months ago. What're you thinking coming into a three way like this?"
"Adrianne, I was really hoping you'd bring these two jackasses up. These rooks are clearly lacking in both respect and brains, and its starting to piss me off. I heard what they've said, and boy have they said a lot. So lets start with that loudmouth Heagerty. This bitch, he wants to run around talking like I'm still mad about that tag team match, and how I need multiple people to help me in matches. Kid, you clearly can't work Youtube, or even a VCR for that matter, since you can't seem to be assed to look up any kind footage of me. I've always been a singles competitor first. I don't need help to beat your ass, however, You, clearly do need a distraction to win any kind of match around here considering you tapped out in like 0.001 seconds last week. If you didn't notice, I won my match by submission too, and I'm not sure if I'm going to want to let go if you tap - fuck it, I'll pay the fine just to have you out of my life, and these fans lives too. Speaking of tapping out, don't think I forgot about you Chance. Bub, you think getting nearly snapped in half would knock you down a peg or two, but apparently you jokers are too fucking stupid for that. Like I said earlier, that was was no fluke. A fluke doesn't result in you tapping out like a bitch. So instead of running around doing everything but preparing for your match shouting fluke to anyone who'll listen, maybe you should rub your two brain cells together, hope for a spark, and realize that this motormouth thing you've got going on, has seriously fucked you. You wanna call me kid? Fine, idiots will be idiots of course. But then you had to go and press the Juggalo button. I haven't mentioned them much since I returned, but you wanna wipe my facepaint off during our match? Smooth move colombo, now you're tied for first on my shitlist. So, boys, Imma break it down for you, nice and simple. You might wanna take a seat, because this week is No DQ, and if you don't want to, Imma make you. Permanently. Because, in case you haven't heard, I'm the best at what I do. And what I do, is hurt people."
And with those last words, Kendrick crushes the empty can of Monster in his hand, and walks out of frame, clearly excited to get his hands on his opponents, as Adrianne wraps up the interview.
"Those were some strong words just now from my guest, and boy are the sparks flying for this one. Its going to a can't miss for sure, so make sure you tune-in tomorrow on GZWA Primetime to see it!"
