Post by The Bradley Clan on Feb 4, 2018 20:27:32 GMT -5
Mike Bradley, Danielle Bradley, Jesse Bradley and Kris Williams are training in four separate gyms, all working on punching bags with a group photo of The Machine taped to them.
“Last week was supposed to be the next step in our quest to cleanse GZWA.”
“We had victory in our grasp against the glorified Barbie Dolls known as the Frost Sisters.”
“And then… The Machine decided it had to get involved in our business without any provocation whatsoever.”
“But it wasn’t any of the front-facing members of The Machine like Z or the Enforcers! No, no, that would take too much courage, heart and brains, but they're even more devoid of those than Dorothy and Toto’s pals!”
“No, they had to send the stooges to end all stooges, the men who make Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe look like George Patton and Douglas MacArthur, Rockett Security.”
“And this isn't the first time The Machine has pulled this horseshit.”
“Remember Ryan Kendrick’s match a few weeks ago? The Enforcers’ music hits and they're nowhere to be found!”
“Even the Bradley ladies have more cajones than those mindless robots, Wimp & Shrimp Security and Horndog Needledick Supreme combined!”
“But we know why you bitches are doing this. You’re just a bunch of scared little children.”
“You know that we’re a threat to your reign of tyranny, mismanagement and monotony.”
“And rather than confront your inevitable demise head-on, you send a couple of scrawny looking fucks to pull the rug out from underneath us!”
“This sort of shit is exactly why we came back! We deserve better, the other wrestlers in this company deserve bettwr, and the fans sure as hell deserve better!”
“Jesse and James Rockett. Good jokes, dudes. Listen we thought about cutting a full-fledged promo parodying Team Rocket’s speech, but we're not in the mood for that level of creativity. We're in the mood for vengeance.”
“For sending a message.”
“So prepare for trouble, and at the bare minimum make it double…”
“Because you're not going to be able to protect yourselves from devastation this week!”
“You see, on Primetime, you are not just going to witness an ass-kicking.”
“And you are not just going to witness a beatdown.”
“And you are not just going to witness a decimation.”
“You are going to witness…”
“AN EXECUTION.”
“You think the chaos we created on Reaction last week was brutal? Son, you ain't seen nothing yet!”
“One way or another, we WILL send a message to The Machine…”
“That we do NOT play games…”
“And you do NOT fuck with the Bradleys!”
Each member of The Bradleys punches their bag off its supports, causing the photos of The Machine to go flying.
“Now if you'll excuse us, the gallows are calling.”
And if you don't know… now you know!
Then the scene fades to black.
