Post by senorvinnie on Mar 11, 2018 14:23:34 GMT -5
Prime Time has finished and Vinnie is thinking back in his hotel room about the tag team match he had with Amanda Cortez against the Grand Zabrina and Justin Lockheart. Smiling as he remembers how he made Zabrina tap out with his finishing hold, while Amanda made sure her tag team partner Lockheart could not break the hold.
Vinnie: I’m usually not the kind of guy that would tell you that I told you so, but I guess I told you so.
He has grabbed a bottle of water and takes a sip from the water as he thinks back about the fun the two has had in their match. Both spanking the backside of Zabrina, who he noticed could not stop but enjoying that. He shrugs his shoulders and takes another sip from the bottle of water before placing it down next to the sofa that he sits down in. extending his arms behind his back and closes his eyes and smirks.
Vinnie: Aren’t asses just an entertaining thing to behold?? Just the mere thought that there are so many different kind off asses. Different shapes, different sizes, different ways to describe asses. You know, the type of things that keeps boys awake at night as they cannot fall asleep while they scroll down on their smartphone under the blankets?? They should have made smartphones when I was that age man, I mean seriously. For me it was so much harder to actually get away with it without having your parents catch you.
He rests his head against the headrest of the sofa, grinning as he puts his hands towards his face and sighs deeply.
Vinnie: First you had to steal the porn mag from your father, or perhaps the Playboys from your older brother without them noticing it. Then you had to make sure that you got a flashlight to shine on the magazines. And if that wasn’t difficult enough sticking that filthy thing in your mouth to use both hands to turn the pages, then you had to make sure that they wouldn’t hear ya!! God, my father packed a mean punch back then. I can sometimes still hear my ears ringing. Let alone the mean yelling from my mom when she caught me… uhm…. Camping as I put on a tent.
He chuckles as he remembers how to make his roleplay suitable enough for the youth to hear about before getting penalized for breaking the company rules if a promo is aired at the early hours of the evening. He lets one of his arms drop down besides the sofa to grab the bottle of water and takes another sip from it.
Vinnie: Those were the days, I mean if you didn’t get caught then the excitement to try it again was just unbelievable… and when you were?? Well guess you had to sleep on your stomach for a while I suppose. But at least those were the asses you enjoyed, not like the asses that ruin it all for ya.
Vinnie rolls his eyes as he puts the bottle down and shakes his head in disbelief before looking upwards at the camera. Staring at the camera as if he is saying to someone: “Are you fucking kidding me???” Before sighing in disbelief.
Vinnie : Justin…, Justin my friend. You need to stop that holier than thou type of bullshit man, it’s quite silly to have you perform to the whole while world that you are a one woman’s man?? Oh sure, I know that holy marriage is a sacred bond that can, but should not be broken. But come on man?? You can’t tell me that you never looked at anyone else’s backside?? I mean it happens that you share showers with other guys right??? And I’m not implying anything, but don’t tell me you never wanted to slap that ass of Amanda Cortez man!!
Seriously man?? Look at it!!! it’s right there!! It is almost begging to be mauled over by as many hands as possible and you?? Now I understand if I attacked you by saying you love another woman, which I didn’t!!!! I understand if I said that you had cheated on your wife…, but I never did!!! But seriously son? You had a face full of your tag team partner right in your face every single time that you were on the apron!! But I know, your wife has asked you over the past weeks whether her ass looked big in comparison of that of Zabrina!! I just hope you never sweated when you had to answer her, because that would have made everything look so troublesome isn’t it?? But if that is what happens when you get married and lose your balls to your wife?? Then I prefer staying single instead of becoming someone’s B…… Let me refrain myself on that one…
He chuckles, he slowly gets out of the sofa and walks over towards the mirror and looks at himself before turning his attention towards the camera through the mirror while still examining himself.
Vinnie: If you are wondering why I have so much nice furniture in my locker room instead of the benches, the silly lockers that all of you are having and including you Justin. Then I need to disappoint you all, you see even though he is a dick at times our boss knows when to cherish talent. And when he looked at my track record of last year's grueling schedule that I had to endure, he told me that he would grant me locker rooms that would look like a million bucks no matter where we go.
And who am I to tell him that he is making a mistake? Who am I to tell him that I would rather dress up with losers like you?? Yuck!! Not me for sure!!!
Vinnie brushes his hair as if he is a model that is preparing himself for a shoot. He rolls his eyes as he repeats the word losers over and over again before chuckling
Vinnie: It's so amusing to see that all of you "Losers" are already imitating each other. it's like i'm listening to a recording over and over and over again. She is only into women, she will dump you, she will do this and do that. Amanda Cortez is something that none of you have achieved in your careers. Becoming World Heavyweight Champion. Now I can imagine tht this may sound like a real turn off for men like you
I mean seriously, how many men do not feel scared to be around a dominant female?? it's why you all have wife's that are at home taking care of your kids while you are away right?? You are just judgmental fools that do not want to see yourself pinned by a woman like her. And yet, isn't that what you have all fantasized about??? I know I have and experienced it while in the gym. I just can guarantee you all, it's worth the ride.
He chuckles as he winks at the camera as if Amanda Cortez is there controlling the camera herself. He turns his attention towards a wall where he has his victories listed. The tag team match he had earlier needs to be added, but an already empty list is hanging as it was reserved for the outcome of this match. He stares past the list of victories and then stops at the one that reads Weapon-X, causing him to smile.
Vinnie: Oh yes, the mystery man. The one guy that wanted to hide his identity for each and every one to see. The one man that wanted to obtain an advantage over me as he felt that he was clearly in a disadvantage. A veteran that knew nothing of the tricks of the trade that is going on since the year of 2017..., it seems so long ago.
He wraps his hand around his chin and starts to think back at that match. Realizing that he was a nobody, yet propelled to be the man that turned people's heads. The ne week prior to meeting the Goddess and her Wife.
Vinnie: And when you want to achieve the glorious moments of winning the princess her hand in trust, you have to slay the unwanted fool. Now i'm sure that there is nothing about you that has to do with Amanda for sure, but it has such a nice ring to it huh?? And besides, at the moment of confrontation you could have been anyone and nobody isn't it? You could have been Dr. Phill, you could have been Wayne Gretzky. And you ultimately ended up to be a dissapointment.
Yes Weapon X, a disappointment. i'm sorry that I refer yourself as Weapon X. I prefer to name you that way as if we are talking in a secret agency lingo that seems to make numbnuts unaware of the fact that we are transferring imprtant information. While the only one that is talking about interesting information is me.
But that's okay, I mean it's only natural that the established name sits down and hides in his own two weeks old skid marks inside his once white boxers. At least i assume you are wearing those, but who knows that may very well be a mystery as big as the huge surprise you had last year. God that seems so far away and I prefer to look ahead, ahead of the next beatdown that I will hand you in the third month of March. It seems so long ago. As if you were watching your first born first footsteps and now he is going off to College. Such a sentimental waste, just like you.
His look on his face has suddenly changed from the cocky one to a cold and calculated one.
Vinnie: A waste you may ask yourself? Oh yeah, you see how often do we need to go through these sentimental bullshit that is called returns to the squared circle? Whether it is due to injury, or whether you couldn't just stay away. Critisizing the young upstarts about how they are making the sport that you love such a waste of airtime? How things in your era were so differently, how you would have done things the "Right Way??" Please, if I had a Dollar I had to listen to some knucklehead returning, then i would have been a millionaire.
But you see, i'm already wealthy beyond belief. While you? Well, what have you done for me lately?? I ll you exactly what you have done. Absolutely nothing and I will tell you what you are going to do for me!! Even less than that. I'm the one guy in this federation that makes this place relevant. I made a married man scream for attention as he is not a butt gawker, I made him accept a challenge that will make him look like a reject from the Pigs in Space antics of the Muppets. I made people believe that they could beat me, but never did. And thanks to whom???
Vinnie points at the wall where the X is marked inside the list that he has made his trophy wall. A smirk re emerges upon his face as the cocky attitude that we have known from him has resurfaced once more.
Vinnie: Too bad that I am going to pay homage to you and to my winning streak by merely destroying you. You see Weapon x, you never allowed yourself to volunteering the greatest thing that has ever happened to you. And that has stung me to say the least!!!
You see I am a man of values, I am a man that does not take lightly to those who besmirches my accomplishments. Merely because some overweighed, out of shape, baldheaded fans were lost on their way to the popcorn vending machine. You as a legend in your own mind should know how foolish and how sad that is. That idiots like these just walk past security and end up in the arena, I mean they could have injured someone!! Or even worse, they could have injured me!! But no, it's not about that huh? No, you just wanted to keep yourself away from the embarrasment from losing to the greatest rookie of all time. You know, the GOAT thing that constantly pops up at every show by these fans??
But I am drifting away from that what truly is important. The rematch of all rematches!! The one moment in GZWA history that I could redeem the one flaw in my seemingly perfect existence. To make you utter the words that I am better, that I am your daddy. And that weapon dealers should no longer look at a guy that shoots with blanks instead of life ammo. Unlike me, because I never miss. Why don't you ask Amanda for references?? Where a smile will tell a million more words than a seemingly irritating and boring promo by a guy named Weapon X.
Of course if you decide to do one that is.
Another smile emerges upon his face as he whispers the final sentence one more time
And how will this end up Weapon X?? Another blaming look to Q?? As he gave you the exploding lipstick instead of the hat that would give you twice the amount of braincells, so that you would know how to boil an egg? Or is it merely the fact that when you look across the ring that you see perfection and use the paper clip to set yourself on fire??
I will tell you exactly what it will be X, it will be just another boring sequel that will remind us all of how perfect the original really was. The one night where I beat you, where the name of Senor Vinnie became a house hold name for you wrestlers out there. And a wet dream for all you mami's out there as well. Nothing will stop me from achieving another step of seemingly perfection. And in my world, love is the only weapon out there that will matter. Again, ask Amanda and she will tell you exactly what I mean. Until then X..., until then...
With that the shot slowly fades.
Vinnie: I’m usually not the kind of guy that would tell you that I told you so, but I guess I told you so.
He has grabbed a bottle of water and takes a sip from the water as he thinks back about the fun the two has had in their match. Both spanking the backside of Zabrina, who he noticed could not stop but enjoying that. He shrugs his shoulders and takes another sip from the bottle of water before placing it down next to the sofa that he sits down in. extending his arms behind his back and closes his eyes and smirks.
Vinnie: Aren’t asses just an entertaining thing to behold?? Just the mere thought that there are so many different kind off asses. Different shapes, different sizes, different ways to describe asses. You know, the type of things that keeps boys awake at night as they cannot fall asleep while they scroll down on their smartphone under the blankets?? They should have made smartphones when I was that age man, I mean seriously. For me it was so much harder to actually get away with it without having your parents catch you.
He rests his head against the headrest of the sofa, grinning as he puts his hands towards his face and sighs deeply.
Vinnie: First you had to steal the porn mag from your father, or perhaps the Playboys from your older brother without them noticing it. Then you had to make sure that you got a flashlight to shine on the magazines. And if that wasn’t difficult enough sticking that filthy thing in your mouth to use both hands to turn the pages, then you had to make sure that they wouldn’t hear ya!! God, my father packed a mean punch back then. I can sometimes still hear my ears ringing. Let alone the mean yelling from my mom when she caught me… uhm…. Camping as I put on a tent.
He chuckles as he remembers how to make his roleplay suitable enough for the youth to hear about before getting penalized for breaking the company rules if a promo is aired at the early hours of the evening. He lets one of his arms drop down besides the sofa to grab the bottle of water and takes another sip from it.
Vinnie: Those were the days, I mean if you didn’t get caught then the excitement to try it again was just unbelievable… and when you were?? Well guess you had to sleep on your stomach for a while I suppose. But at least those were the asses you enjoyed, not like the asses that ruin it all for ya.
Vinnie rolls his eyes as he puts the bottle down and shakes his head in disbelief before looking upwards at the camera. Staring at the camera as if he is saying to someone: “Are you fucking kidding me???” Before sighing in disbelief.
Vinnie : Justin…, Justin my friend. You need to stop that holier than thou type of bullshit man, it’s quite silly to have you perform to the whole while world that you are a one woman’s man?? Oh sure, I know that holy marriage is a sacred bond that can, but should not be broken. But come on man?? You can’t tell me that you never looked at anyone else’s backside?? I mean it happens that you share showers with other guys right??? And I’m not implying anything, but don’t tell me you never wanted to slap that ass of Amanda Cortez man!!
Seriously man?? Look at it!!! it’s right there!! It is almost begging to be mauled over by as many hands as possible and you?? Now I understand if I attacked you by saying you love another woman, which I didn’t!!!! I understand if I said that you had cheated on your wife…, but I never did!!! But seriously son? You had a face full of your tag team partner right in your face every single time that you were on the apron!! But I know, your wife has asked you over the past weeks whether her ass looked big in comparison of that of Zabrina!! I just hope you never sweated when you had to answer her, because that would have made everything look so troublesome isn’t it?? But if that is what happens when you get married and lose your balls to your wife?? Then I prefer staying single instead of becoming someone’s B…… Let me refrain myself on that one…
He chuckles, he slowly gets out of the sofa and walks over towards the mirror and looks at himself before turning his attention towards the camera through the mirror while still examining himself.
Vinnie: If you are wondering why I have so much nice furniture in my locker room instead of the benches, the silly lockers that all of you are having and including you Justin. Then I need to disappoint you all, you see even though he is a dick at times our boss knows when to cherish talent. And when he looked at my track record of last year's grueling schedule that I had to endure, he told me that he would grant me locker rooms that would look like a million bucks no matter where we go.
And who am I to tell him that he is making a mistake? Who am I to tell him that I would rather dress up with losers like you?? Yuck!! Not me for sure!!!
Vinnie brushes his hair as if he is a model that is preparing himself for a shoot. He rolls his eyes as he repeats the word losers over and over again before chuckling
Vinnie: It's so amusing to see that all of you "Losers" are already imitating each other. it's like i'm listening to a recording over and over and over again. She is only into women, she will dump you, she will do this and do that. Amanda Cortez is something that none of you have achieved in your careers. Becoming World Heavyweight Champion. Now I can imagine tht this may sound like a real turn off for men like you
I mean seriously, how many men do not feel scared to be around a dominant female?? it's why you all have wife's that are at home taking care of your kids while you are away right?? You are just judgmental fools that do not want to see yourself pinned by a woman like her. And yet, isn't that what you have all fantasized about??? I know I have and experienced it while in the gym. I just can guarantee you all, it's worth the ride.
He chuckles as he winks at the camera as if Amanda Cortez is there controlling the camera herself. He turns his attention towards a wall where he has his victories listed. The tag team match he had earlier needs to be added, but an already empty list is hanging as it was reserved for the outcome of this match. He stares past the list of victories and then stops at the one that reads Weapon-X, causing him to smile.
Vinnie: Oh yes, the mystery man. The one guy that wanted to hide his identity for each and every one to see. The one man that wanted to obtain an advantage over me as he felt that he was clearly in a disadvantage. A veteran that knew nothing of the tricks of the trade that is going on since the year of 2017..., it seems so long ago.
He wraps his hand around his chin and starts to think back at that match. Realizing that he was a nobody, yet propelled to be the man that turned people's heads. The ne week prior to meeting the Goddess and her Wife.
Vinnie: And when you want to achieve the glorious moments of winning the princess her hand in trust, you have to slay the unwanted fool. Now i'm sure that there is nothing about you that has to do with Amanda for sure, but it has such a nice ring to it huh?? And besides, at the moment of confrontation you could have been anyone and nobody isn't it? You could have been Dr. Phill, you could have been Wayne Gretzky. And you ultimately ended up to be a dissapointment.
Yes Weapon X, a disappointment. i'm sorry that I refer yourself as Weapon X. I prefer to name you that way as if we are talking in a secret agency lingo that seems to make numbnuts unaware of the fact that we are transferring imprtant information. While the only one that is talking about interesting information is me.
But that's okay, I mean it's only natural that the established name sits down and hides in his own two weeks old skid marks inside his once white boxers. At least i assume you are wearing those, but who knows that may very well be a mystery as big as the huge surprise you had last year. God that seems so far away and I prefer to look ahead, ahead of the next beatdown that I will hand you in the third month of March. It seems so long ago. As if you were watching your first born first footsteps and now he is going off to College. Such a sentimental waste, just like you.
His look on his face has suddenly changed from the cocky one to a cold and calculated one.
Vinnie: A waste you may ask yourself? Oh yeah, you see how often do we need to go through these sentimental bullshit that is called returns to the squared circle? Whether it is due to injury, or whether you couldn't just stay away. Critisizing the young upstarts about how they are making the sport that you love such a waste of airtime? How things in your era were so differently, how you would have done things the "Right Way??" Please, if I had a Dollar I had to listen to some knucklehead returning, then i would have been a millionaire.
But you see, i'm already wealthy beyond belief. While you? Well, what have you done for me lately?? I ll you exactly what you have done. Absolutely nothing and I will tell you what you are going to do for me!! Even less than that. I'm the one guy in this federation that makes this place relevant. I made a married man scream for attention as he is not a butt gawker, I made him accept a challenge that will make him look like a reject from the Pigs in Space antics of the Muppets. I made people believe that they could beat me, but never did. And thanks to whom???
Vinnie points at the wall where the X is marked inside the list that he has made his trophy wall. A smirk re emerges upon his face as the cocky attitude that we have known from him has resurfaced once more.
Vinnie: Too bad that I am going to pay homage to you and to my winning streak by merely destroying you. You see Weapon x, you never allowed yourself to volunteering the greatest thing that has ever happened to you. And that has stung me to say the least!!!
You see I am a man of values, I am a man that does not take lightly to those who besmirches my accomplishments. Merely because some overweighed, out of shape, baldheaded fans were lost on their way to the popcorn vending machine. You as a legend in your own mind should know how foolish and how sad that is. That idiots like these just walk past security and end up in the arena, I mean they could have injured someone!! Or even worse, they could have injured me!! But no, it's not about that huh? No, you just wanted to keep yourself away from the embarrasment from losing to the greatest rookie of all time. You know, the GOAT thing that constantly pops up at every show by these fans??
But I am drifting away from that what truly is important. The rematch of all rematches!! The one moment in GZWA history that I could redeem the one flaw in my seemingly perfect existence. To make you utter the words that I am better, that I am your daddy. And that weapon dealers should no longer look at a guy that shoots with blanks instead of life ammo. Unlike me, because I never miss. Why don't you ask Amanda for references?? Where a smile will tell a million more words than a seemingly irritating and boring promo by a guy named Weapon X.
Of course if you decide to do one that is.
Another smile emerges upon his face as he whispers the final sentence one more time
And how will this end up Weapon X?? Another blaming look to Q?? As he gave you the exploding lipstick instead of the hat that would give you twice the amount of braincells, so that you would know how to boil an egg? Or is it merely the fact that when you look across the ring that you see perfection and use the paper clip to set yourself on fire??
I will tell you exactly what it will be X, it will be just another boring sequel that will remind us all of how perfect the original really was. The one night where I beat you, where the name of Senor Vinnie became a house hold name for you wrestlers out there. And a wet dream for all you mami's out there as well. Nothing will stop me from achieving another step of seemingly perfection. And in my world, love is the only weapon out there that will matter. Again, ask Amanda and she will tell you exactly what I mean. Until then X..., until then...
With that the shot slowly fades.