Post by sarahrichardson on Mar 11, 2018 22:48:15 GMT -5
Everything comes into focus and as it does we are treated to the bright Hollywood spotlights on that of Crystal Hilton. She smiles as she flicks her long purple hair. She can’t help but smile as she looks deep into the heart of the cameras. A giggle escapes her lips as she is clad in her Wonder Woman attire. She chuckles as couldn’t care less as the camera zooms in on her face.
“I guess this is the part where you expect me to promo right? You want to gather my thoughts and opinions on how Reina of Reinas went and to be blunt I just want to say that the event total sucked. I mean I don’t have to answer to any of you because none of you are even worth my time. I am a Hollywood starlet. I have a busy schedule. I have places to be and definitely things to do. The only good thing about that stupid tournament was the fact that my good friend Fujiko won. So congrats to Fujicakes well deserved I guess…”
Crystal shakes her head in utter disgust as she looks deeper into the lens of the camera as she continues to speak.
“What I didn’t like however is the fact that overrated Danielle Bradbury somehow found a way to be a total fluke and take my fucking spot away from me! I was cheated and nowhere close to being defeated, but in all honesty it’s all good because at the end of the day I did accidently as I said I was going to do. I went out to that ring and made an impact. Nothing less and certainly nothing more, it’s not like it was deserved anyway. Anyway after dealing with such a shit storm of a tournament which I will never enter again because it’s meaningless we can look forward to the Crystal Hilton show. You know the show where the hottest and greatest female wrestler in all of GZWA gets to frequent your television set and put on the show for my adoring public. I get to step in the ring for an eight women battle royal.”
Crystal chuckles as she laughs looking deeper into the camera.
“Eight women all vying for respect and to be noticed. Eight women all wanting to show that they are the cream of the crop and all the best at what they do but in all reality the best one is in fact me. No disrespect to my tag team partner Talia. I like what she does, she is a fellow Hispanic and #LATINASDOITBETTER no fucking duh but she just isn’t me. She doesn’t have my talent, nor my looks. She could learn a thing or two from me, and I am doing all in my power to teach her how to get there. Of course there’s the tattooed beauty in Laura Jackson but she’s nothing. Let’s be honest there’s only one tattooed beauty with the last name Jackson that will be in a beauty in my eyes, and Laura definitely isn’t her! She shouldn’t even market herself as such. It’s a disrespect to women such as my Jessie who poured everything into that ring. Sorry Bitch no respect from me.”
Crystal adjusts her attire as she licks her lips and continues to speak.
“I could sit here and talk about Vanessa, Lily, or even Ashleigh but to be blunt it’s a waste of my time. Or I could waste time on Zora’s overweight self but then again when we wrestled to a draw she was salty as if it was an embarrassment to wrestle to a no contest with me. She should be proud of the fact that she was at least somewhat talented to be in the same ring with me. So Zora gets no love from me. What I really want to talk about is a woman who tried to challenge my integrity. Who tries to act like she’s better than me and out of the blue wants to stick her chest out and question my integrity. I am talking about the one and only Mariah. Where does she get off on being a woman who doesn’t believe in super heroes such as me? I am wonder woman and I will repeat myself BITCH! Do you have a problem with that? A problem that I tell it like it is?!”
Crystal smiles as she portrays herself swinging a rope.
“The fact is you should already know that your career is nothing compared to mine. I don’t need my Lasso of truth to show you that, and I know it might be impossible to fathom that my career has taken off like a Jet. It might be invisible to many but even you should have seen what I have done, and what I have become. The worst thing you could ever do is ask to be in this match because I will personally throw you out. Whatever happens outside the ring is one thing, I love you girl. You are a pizza buddy among other things but in that ring I pride myself on being a selfish cunt. I pride myself on being a bitch and more importantly the best. There isn’t room for second place, and I feel like you are taking my friendship for granted. So bring your ass to the ring so I can throw you right out. At the end of the day there aren’t wonderful women. There’s only one wonder woman. Only one woman in this industry that has done everything and will continue to do everything, and you are looking at her. So come on down, and let me show you why I am the strongest woman on the entire roster. I am the JUSTICE LEAGUE… LIGHTS, CAMERA ACTION… IT’S SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!!”
With that the scene fades out.