Post by senorvinnie on Apr 1, 2018 13:44:57 GMT -5
Old MacVinnie had a farm…. E-I-E-I-O
We cut to a farm somewhere in the middle of nowhere, the farm is very small as it consists of a few things. A farmer’s house, a barn and a pig pen, where we see a lot of pigs running around. There is one man standing in the middle of it all, dressed in an overall and a straw hat, chewing on a straw in his mouth and smiles at the pigs rolling around the mud.
Farmer: “That’s it little piggy’s, enjoy the mud as long as you can”
The farmer is recognized as GZWA’s own Senor Vinnie, taking off his straw hat and wipes some of the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand. He notices the camera coming closer as he waves them to approach him from the left.
Vinnie: “Watch out for the mud, before you know it you may drown. And I don’t want you to scare off my pigs, especially my three favorite ones”
The camera turns towards the puddle of mud, watches the pigs enjoy it while rolling around in it before deciding to move around it. Standing next to Vinnie as he starts to grin and grabs a bottle of water that he had in one of his pockets and takes a sip from it.
Vinnie: “You city folks never knew I was a country boy in heart huh?? Oh yeah it’s true, my great, great, great, great, great grandfather was a very successful pig farmer. Angus MacVinnie was his name and pig’s was his game. And, well you can guess it, once you are addicted to these fuckers… it will stay with you forever. Besides, what’s not to love about these handsome little bastards???”
The camera stays at the face of Vinnie before turning towards the oinking little buggers before we see a big pig walking towards the puddle. It is clearly one of the elders of the pigs that is owned by Vinnie.
Vinnie: “Aww that’s my pride and joy”
The camera zooms in on it, showing it’s head and turns towards Vinnie as it is shaking it’s camera as if it is not getting the point that Vinnie is making.
Vinnie: “Now I know what you must be thinking, Vinnie? What’s so special about this pig?? It’s like each and every other pig that is out there, what makes this so special??? Well I will tell you why, I have Vinnie Junior for so many years that I got so attached to him. And he is just like me, he is a handsome devil, he loves the ladies…. And well, he knows how to score as well by the looks of all those little pigs around here.”
He chuckles as the camera zooms out to look at all the pigs that are around before Vinnie Junior gets into the mud and starts to have fun.
Vinnie: “Just make sure that you bathe today before you get all dirty with them ladies Vinnie. You see, this pig is my stud. I make money with this guy’s…, errr productivity. Yeah that’s right, all the lady pigs are coming from all over the nation to get it on with this handsome stud over here”
The camera turns his attention to the pig that is rolling around in the mud, shaking the camera from left to right as if to say that he doesn’t believe it.
Vinnie: “What you mean you don’t believe it?? You city folks know shit of what is important in this world. I make sure that you eat your fine pork chops every chance you get it.”
He looks at his pigs and realize what he just said before turning towards the camera again and starts to whisper.
Vinnie: “Pfew, I’m glad that they didn’t heard that, they are very sensitive about this you know. But then again, this is why you came here for isn’t it??”
The camera man shakes the camera from left to right, stating the obvious of no.
Vinnie: Of course you are!! I mean just a few days ago I let the world see the first glimpses of the ugliest pig in the entire world!! And this coming show, he is going to try to drag two of his little friends through the mud with him. And of course, he will put the blame on everyone else besides himself. And that’s not how I raise my pigs you know, don’t you agree Vinnie??”
We can hear a loud oink before the pig drives it’s snout into the mud and wiggles it’s behind.
Vinnie: “See? Even my fat pig agrees, but I guess Justin Lockheart needs to learn that there’s nothing wrong to be a pig for crying out loud. I even got emails from a large list of pig farmers telling me how disappointed they are in this man, I mean you know why don’t you??”
The camera man shakes the camera no once again, causing Vinnie to sigh and roll his eyes.
Vinnie: “That’s the problem, Justin is just like each and every city folk idiot that thinks their meat will be on their plate without any thought. These pigs have feelings too you know?? They are just like each and every one of us. But at least they are beautiful. When we use the word pig to describe someone else, they automatically assume it’s a bad thing. Just like Justin, getting all hated and emotional over a minor tail. Don’t you just love Vinnie’s tail???”
The camera turns to the backside of Senor Vinnie before he pulls it up again and sighs before pointing at the pig.
Vinnie: “I meant him!!!, for God sake will you just do your job??? He feels embarrassed to be labelled as the gift from the heavens to be a pig. He feels discriminated, while the one that is hated upon is THEM!!”
Points at the pigs
Vinnie: “But no longer, nah ah. I.., no let me rephrase that. We have put it upon us to clear the name of the pigs out there and that they are beautiful… let me repeat… BEAUTIFUL!!!”
Suddenly the door opens to Vinnie’s barn as Amanda comes out, re adjusting her blouse that clings around her ample breasts. She has some hay in her hair, trying to wipe them out of it before noticing the camera and grins.
Amanda: “Hi!!!”
She walks over towards Vinnie and pats him on the ass before turning her attention to the pigs.
Amanda: “Ohhhhh how cute!!! They sure love to play don’t they??”
She gets on her knees as one of the smaller ones runs over towards her and she starts to hug the pig, getting mud on her as she giggles when the pig probes her face with it’s snout.
Amanda: “You are cute, maybe I can convince Rose and Vinnie to take you home with me. But only if you are a sweet piggy, not like Justin Lockheart was”
She giggles as the pig continues to probe her with it’s snout while other pigs are running around her feet.
Amanda: “Whoops, I guess we got caught”
Vinnie chuckles as he watches on before turning his attention back to the camera.
Vinnie: Now if that wasn’t an example of how pigs should be portrayed in this world that is mostly dominated by you stinking city folks. Then I wouldn’t know it, but then again. What do they know?? Just like our three opponents for this coming show.”
Amanda: “Hey, you are tickling me”
Amanda’s giggling distracts Vinnie for a few moments as he sees the pig’s snout going where no snout has ever gone before.
Vinnie: “Yup folks, pigs love to kiss. They love to be pet and they love to get attention. And that’s when I look at my three opponents for this coming show, I can tell that at least one of them loves to have fun. She is the one that gets it, that understands what it is like to be appreciated and patted. Isn’t that so Zabby? Oh I’m sure that you haven’t forgotten about how I made you tap out, I am sure that you wish to avenge your loss that you suffered at the hands of the Mariachi. But at least you got something out of the deal that made you want more isn’t it?? The Spanking, to uptight fools as Justin it’s only a sign of degrading. But you know better don’t you? Oh for crying out loud, I even heard you beg for more. But seeing as I am a professional, I refrained myself from letting the match end up in the good times that young kids would not understand”
Amanda: “So you are referring her to a pig too now??”
Vinnie chuckles as he continues to stare at the camera.
Vinnie: “You see Zabby, even though I am not so sure if you are into rolling into the mud. It’s the fact that people like us adore them as we adore you. Now you have been a naughty girl last show, but even that doesn’t change the fact that we love to spank your ass every single moment we got the chance to do so. Is that such a bad thing? Well we both know that answer to that question isn’t it???”
“It’s quite simple, there’s a guy in this team you don’t want to be a part off. Who thinks that we are perverts, that we are the ones that everyone should be ashamed off. There’s a guy that thinks that everything about us is wrong, that we cheat, that we lie and that we probably even steal if he has the chance to brainwash the entire world to his ideality. Now tell me that you are going to allow some uptight fuck like that to control your destiny??”
Amanda: “Ugh, stop mentioning his name. it gives me a headache”
Vinnie: “Well my dear Goddess, unfortunately it is my duty to mention fuckface number one as he is one of our three opponents”
Amanda: “Ugh, whatever”
He watches her getting annoyed, but soon turns her attention to the other pigs as she lets the one that she held in her arms back on the ground.
Vinnie: “No, you are just like us. Just forced to believe his bullshit that he is a true team player. That he is free and liberated from his pig tormented life that was meant for him to be. Well the torment is his words, I am sure he always hated clown costumes being worn by his uncle Angus on every family party. Smelling the alcohol stench coming from his mouth. And now being forced to wear that suit for a month, he just wants to rebel against that who are rebelling towards him. Does it make sense to you? No? doesn’t matter, in due time all of us will embrace the pig inside of us. You are just the one that should be freed first. Why? Because you have the spirit, that spunk, that drive to be the very best piggy in the entire city folks dominated world!!”
“Now I must admit that I am slowly confused, but I guess reliving those spanking moments does that to a human being. No Zabby, you don’t want to be associated by a clown, a dork that liberates himself from every advances he could have towards any other female in the world. No he is liberated, no he is married and cannot and will not even dare to think about another woman. Now tell me, what man alive does not think about another woman or look at that woman’s ass? Do you trust a liar? Do you trust a liberated fool? Do you trust a man that threw down his very first opportunity to be something better in this world??”
“A man that cheats to let others lose, that’s right. He needs to find joy in the misery of others. Because he is a loser Zabby, he is a fool to think that he can find joy by handing a victory to someone else. But I guess that’s what cowards do, it’s up to you to decide whether you wish to roll around in the mud and be free…., or being captured by the same society that loves to keep free minds like me, the girls and you free. Choose wisely my friend…., or else I will have to force you to tap out once more.”
He stares at the camera as he shakes his head and starts to clap
Vinnie: “Congratulations on being handed a victory on a silver platter. Having to hear for the rest of your young or old career, not sure whatever it is but I don’t care. Because one day you will look back at your career, think back to the match you should have won. And have an asterisk emerge next to your name and that says Justin lockheart.”
Vinnie repeats the name in a whisper as he is smirking towards the camera for a few moments.
Vinnie: “Now I know, I know that you will get all cranky, all worked up over the fact that you got distracted too. Yadda yadda yadda, so predictable how no talented minds work these days. You wanted to avenge the wrong that was ever done to you, it was the wrong that ultimately already started when you agreed to become Justin’s personal bitch. I mean how many times were you able to be victorious on your own? Once?? And was that even worth the mentioning? Or did you just drown yourself in another bottle of mouthwash and hoped that everything would look clearer to you??”
“I mean seriously man, the great heroic comeback to a man that to this very day only has disappointed everyone but mostly yourself. So I guess the only thing that you could think off, or was it Justin that printed the idea in your mind and convinced you to believe that it was yours?? To sell your soul to the peacock of pro wrestling piggy’s?? you do know that peacock’s and piggy’s do not go along right?? And what did he do?? Promise you the world that wouldn’t stink of your own poo? That you would not have to roll around in the mud anymore?? Only for the mere price of selling your dignity, becoming his bitch and do whatever he says you to do??”
“I guess you are a good listener huh? Do you follow orders too? Does he tell you when to pee? When to lift your leg and crap all over the carpet of the Lockheart household? I knew that there was something fishy going on with him, but to see that he is even so low to sell your dignity for being a bitch?? I suppose the city folks never cease to amaze me. Too bad for you little Justin wannabe, your pigtail will curl, it will be rolling in the mud after me and the girls are done with the three of you. And then when everything has finished, we obtain a victory that we have EARNED… we will ride off on our tractor, tie you two boys up as Zabby will be rolling on Mandy’s lap… and drag you back to where you belong… “
“I guess in the end it was all worth it huh Kendrick???”
Vinnie sighs as he turns away from the camera and looks at the pigs.
Vinnie: “And then there is the piggy that never learns”
He shakes his head before sighing, he looks up at the camera and has lost the smile.
Vinnie: “Ever heard of the thinks you don’t do in life?? Of course you haven’t, but thankfully for you I do. You see, they made a song out of it and I wouldn’t be the Mariachi of wrestling if I knew the lyrics to that song.”
“And they say
'You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim”
“Now I know that Jim Groce, when he wrote that song wanted to add something supernatural so he named superman’s cape. He should have used a pig’s tail instead. Because that’s what you never should do Justin, pull on a pigs tail and watch it squeal”
Amanda: “Now that’s mean, who would do that is a meanie!!”
Vinnie: “Indeed, just like you want to how the world how mean you are. But all you are is just a screaming little bugger, a married man that clearly has no class and respect. A man that proclaims to be everything that he isn’t, only to ignore the one thing that he should be in the first place. A pig…, not the pig that you know off. Because you feel being called a pig is a disgrace, your only halfway right”
“The only thing that is a disgrace are pigs themselves, not wanting to be compared to fuckers like you. You portray yourself as a class act, but all that you are is a hypocrite. At least I don’t show the world who I truly am. At least I do not hide my desires, I do not hide my urges. And I do not scream like a mad man to prove to someone else that he is wrong. Why is that Justin? Are you hiding something? Why the anger? Why the hatred and profanity? Is it because when your back is pushed against the wall that all you can think off is running your ass into the mud? Does that bother you? Oh I’m sure it does little disgrace of a human being. But that will all change when you and me get face to face. Take pride of the fact that you did something for someone else that you in your pathetic can’t do…. Beat a man…, beat a wrestler that is to this very day undefeated. Oh yeah, all three of you can claim the L in my win loss column. But the only one that lost was you Justin, you lost your last ounce of dignity and humanity that you had left. But don’t worry, after the six man tag is over, you will have no balls left, no partners left and you will be wishing that you were my little piggy to begin with. Until then Justin…, until then…,”
With that the shot fades as Vinnie and Amanda walk laughing towards the barn.
We cut to a farm somewhere in the middle of nowhere, the farm is very small as it consists of a few things. A farmer’s house, a barn and a pig pen, where we see a lot of pigs running around. There is one man standing in the middle of it all, dressed in an overall and a straw hat, chewing on a straw in his mouth and smiles at the pigs rolling around the mud.
Farmer: “That’s it little piggy’s, enjoy the mud as long as you can”
The farmer is recognized as GZWA’s own Senor Vinnie, taking off his straw hat and wipes some of the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand. He notices the camera coming closer as he waves them to approach him from the left.
Vinnie: “Watch out for the mud, before you know it you may drown. And I don’t want you to scare off my pigs, especially my three favorite ones”
The camera turns towards the puddle of mud, watches the pigs enjoy it while rolling around in it before deciding to move around it. Standing next to Vinnie as he starts to grin and grabs a bottle of water that he had in one of his pockets and takes a sip from it.
Vinnie: “You city folks never knew I was a country boy in heart huh?? Oh yeah it’s true, my great, great, great, great, great grandfather was a very successful pig farmer. Angus MacVinnie was his name and pig’s was his game. And, well you can guess it, once you are addicted to these fuckers… it will stay with you forever. Besides, what’s not to love about these handsome little bastards???”
The camera stays at the face of Vinnie before turning towards the oinking little buggers before we see a big pig walking towards the puddle. It is clearly one of the elders of the pigs that is owned by Vinnie.
Vinnie: “Aww that’s my pride and joy”
The camera zooms in on it, showing it’s head and turns towards Vinnie as it is shaking it’s camera as if it is not getting the point that Vinnie is making.
Vinnie: “Now I know what you must be thinking, Vinnie? What’s so special about this pig?? It’s like each and every other pig that is out there, what makes this so special??? Well I will tell you why, I have Vinnie Junior for so many years that I got so attached to him. And he is just like me, he is a handsome devil, he loves the ladies…. And well, he knows how to score as well by the looks of all those little pigs around here.”
He chuckles as the camera zooms out to look at all the pigs that are around before Vinnie Junior gets into the mud and starts to have fun.
Vinnie: “Just make sure that you bathe today before you get all dirty with them ladies Vinnie. You see, this pig is my stud. I make money with this guy’s…, errr productivity. Yeah that’s right, all the lady pigs are coming from all over the nation to get it on with this handsome stud over here”
The camera turns his attention to the pig that is rolling around in the mud, shaking the camera from left to right as if to say that he doesn’t believe it.
Vinnie: “What you mean you don’t believe it?? You city folks know shit of what is important in this world. I make sure that you eat your fine pork chops every chance you get it.”
He looks at his pigs and realize what he just said before turning towards the camera again and starts to whisper.
Vinnie: “Pfew, I’m glad that they didn’t heard that, they are very sensitive about this you know. But then again, this is why you came here for isn’t it??”
The camera man shakes the camera from left to right, stating the obvious of no.
Vinnie: Of course you are!! I mean just a few days ago I let the world see the first glimpses of the ugliest pig in the entire world!! And this coming show, he is going to try to drag two of his little friends through the mud with him. And of course, he will put the blame on everyone else besides himself. And that’s not how I raise my pigs you know, don’t you agree Vinnie??”
We can hear a loud oink before the pig drives it’s snout into the mud and wiggles it’s behind.
Vinnie: “See? Even my fat pig agrees, but I guess Justin Lockheart needs to learn that there’s nothing wrong to be a pig for crying out loud. I even got emails from a large list of pig farmers telling me how disappointed they are in this man, I mean you know why don’t you??”
The camera man shakes the camera no once again, causing Vinnie to sigh and roll his eyes.
Vinnie: “That’s the problem, Justin is just like each and every city folk idiot that thinks their meat will be on their plate without any thought. These pigs have feelings too you know?? They are just like each and every one of us. But at least they are beautiful. When we use the word pig to describe someone else, they automatically assume it’s a bad thing. Just like Justin, getting all hated and emotional over a minor tail. Don’t you just love Vinnie’s tail???”
The camera turns to the backside of Senor Vinnie before he pulls it up again and sighs before pointing at the pig.
Vinnie: “I meant him!!!, for God sake will you just do your job??? He feels embarrassed to be labelled as the gift from the heavens to be a pig. He feels discriminated, while the one that is hated upon is THEM!!”
Points at the pigs
Vinnie: “But no longer, nah ah. I.., no let me rephrase that. We have put it upon us to clear the name of the pigs out there and that they are beautiful… let me repeat… BEAUTIFUL!!!”
Suddenly the door opens to Vinnie’s barn as Amanda comes out, re adjusting her blouse that clings around her ample breasts. She has some hay in her hair, trying to wipe them out of it before noticing the camera and grins.
Amanda: “Hi!!!”
She walks over towards Vinnie and pats him on the ass before turning her attention to the pigs.
Amanda: “Ohhhhh how cute!!! They sure love to play don’t they??”
She gets on her knees as one of the smaller ones runs over towards her and she starts to hug the pig, getting mud on her as she giggles when the pig probes her face with it’s snout.
Amanda: “You are cute, maybe I can convince Rose and Vinnie to take you home with me. But only if you are a sweet piggy, not like Justin Lockheart was”
She giggles as the pig continues to probe her with it’s snout while other pigs are running around her feet.
Amanda: “Whoops, I guess we got caught”
Vinnie chuckles as he watches on before turning his attention back to the camera.
Vinnie: Now if that wasn’t an example of how pigs should be portrayed in this world that is mostly dominated by you stinking city folks. Then I wouldn’t know it, but then again. What do they know?? Just like our three opponents for this coming show.”
Amanda: “Hey, you are tickling me”
Amanda’s giggling distracts Vinnie for a few moments as he sees the pig’s snout going where no snout has ever gone before.
Vinnie: “Yup folks, pigs love to kiss. They love to be pet and they love to get attention. And that’s when I look at my three opponents for this coming show, I can tell that at least one of them loves to have fun. She is the one that gets it, that understands what it is like to be appreciated and patted. Isn’t that so Zabby? Oh I’m sure that you haven’t forgotten about how I made you tap out, I am sure that you wish to avenge your loss that you suffered at the hands of the Mariachi. But at least you got something out of the deal that made you want more isn’t it?? The Spanking, to uptight fools as Justin it’s only a sign of degrading. But you know better don’t you? Oh for crying out loud, I even heard you beg for more. But seeing as I am a professional, I refrained myself from letting the match end up in the good times that young kids would not understand”
Amanda: “So you are referring her to a pig too now??”
Vinnie chuckles as he continues to stare at the camera.
Vinnie: “You see Zabby, even though I am not so sure if you are into rolling into the mud. It’s the fact that people like us adore them as we adore you. Now you have been a naughty girl last show, but even that doesn’t change the fact that we love to spank your ass every single moment we got the chance to do so. Is that such a bad thing? Well we both know that answer to that question isn’t it???”
“It’s quite simple, there’s a guy in this team you don’t want to be a part off. Who thinks that we are perverts, that we are the ones that everyone should be ashamed off. There’s a guy that thinks that everything about us is wrong, that we cheat, that we lie and that we probably even steal if he has the chance to brainwash the entire world to his ideality. Now tell me that you are going to allow some uptight fuck like that to control your destiny??”
Amanda: “Ugh, stop mentioning his name. it gives me a headache”
Vinnie: “Well my dear Goddess, unfortunately it is my duty to mention fuckface number one as he is one of our three opponents”
Amanda: “Ugh, whatever”
He watches her getting annoyed, but soon turns her attention to the other pigs as she lets the one that she held in her arms back on the ground.
Vinnie: “No, you are just like us. Just forced to believe his bullshit that he is a true team player. That he is free and liberated from his pig tormented life that was meant for him to be. Well the torment is his words, I am sure he always hated clown costumes being worn by his uncle Angus on every family party. Smelling the alcohol stench coming from his mouth. And now being forced to wear that suit for a month, he just wants to rebel against that who are rebelling towards him. Does it make sense to you? No? doesn’t matter, in due time all of us will embrace the pig inside of us. You are just the one that should be freed first. Why? Because you have the spirit, that spunk, that drive to be the very best piggy in the entire city folks dominated world!!”
“Now I must admit that I am slowly confused, but I guess reliving those spanking moments does that to a human being. No Zabby, you don’t want to be associated by a clown, a dork that liberates himself from every advances he could have towards any other female in the world. No he is liberated, no he is married and cannot and will not even dare to think about another woman. Now tell me, what man alive does not think about another woman or look at that woman’s ass? Do you trust a liar? Do you trust a liberated fool? Do you trust a man that threw down his very first opportunity to be something better in this world??”
“A man that cheats to let others lose, that’s right. He needs to find joy in the misery of others. Because he is a loser Zabby, he is a fool to think that he can find joy by handing a victory to someone else. But I guess that’s what cowards do, it’s up to you to decide whether you wish to roll around in the mud and be free…., or being captured by the same society that loves to keep free minds like me, the girls and you free. Choose wisely my friend…., or else I will have to force you to tap out once more.”
He stares at the camera as he shakes his head and starts to clap
Vinnie: “Congratulations on being handed a victory on a silver platter. Having to hear for the rest of your young or old career, not sure whatever it is but I don’t care. Because one day you will look back at your career, think back to the match you should have won. And have an asterisk emerge next to your name and that says Justin lockheart.”
Vinnie repeats the name in a whisper as he is smirking towards the camera for a few moments.
Vinnie: “Now I know, I know that you will get all cranky, all worked up over the fact that you got distracted too. Yadda yadda yadda, so predictable how no talented minds work these days. You wanted to avenge the wrong that was ever done to you, it was the wrong that ultimately already started when you agreed to become Justin’s personal bitch. I mean how many times were you able to be victorious on your own? Once?? And was that even worth the mentioning? Or did you just drown yourself in another bottle of mouthwash and hoped that everything would look clearer to you??”
“I mean seriously man, the great heroic comeback to a man that to this very day only has disappointed everyone but mostly yourself. So I guess the only thing that you could think off, or was it Justin that printed the idea in your mind and convinced you to believe that it was yours?? To sell your soul to the peacock of pro wrestling piggy’s?? you do know that peacock’s and piggy’s do not go along right?? And what did he do?? Promise you the world that wouldn’t stink of your own poo? That you would not have to roll around in the mud anymore?? Only for the mere price of selling your dignity, becoming his bitch and do whatever he says you to do??”
“I guess you are a good listener huh? Do you follow orders too? Does he tell you when to pee? When to lift your leg and crap all over the carpet of the Lockheart household? I knew that there was something fishy going on with him, but to see that he is even so low to sell your dignity for being a bitch?? I suppose the city folks never cease to amaze me. Too bad for you little Justin wannabe, your pigtail will curl, it will be rolling in the mud after me and the girls are done with the three of you. And then when everything has finished, we obtain a victory that we have EARNED… we will ride off on our tractor, tie you two boys up as Zabby will be rolling on Mandy’s lap… and drag you back to where you belong… “
“I guess in the end it was all worth it huh Kendrick???”
Vinnie sighs as he turns away from the camera and looks at the pigs.
Vinnie: “And then there is the piggy that never learns”
He shakes his head before sighing, he looks up at the camera and has lost the smile.
Vinnie: “Ever heard of the thinks you don’t do in life?? Of course you haven’t, but thankfully for you I do. You see, they made a song out of it and I wouldn’t be the Mariachi of wrestling if I knew the lyrics to that song.”
“And they say
'You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim”
“Now I know that Jim Groce, when he wrote that song wanted to add something supernatural so he named superman’s cape. He should have used a pig’s tail instead. Because that’s what you never should do Justin, pull on a pigs tail and watch it squeal”
Amanda: “Now that’s mean, who would do that is a meanie!!”
Vinnie: “Indeed, just like you want to how the world how mean you are. But all you are is just a screaming little bugger, a married man that clearly has no class and respect. A man that proclaims to be everything that he isn’t, only to ignore the one thing that he should be in the first place. A pig…, not the pig that you know off. Because you feel being called a pig is a disgrace, your only halfway right”
“The only thing that is a disgrace are pigs themselves, not wanting to be compared to fuckers like you. You portray yourself as a class act, but all that you are is a hypocrite. At least I don’t show the world who I truly am. At least I do not hide my desires, I do not hide my urges. And I do not scream like a mad man to prove to someone else that he is wrong. Why is that Justin? Are you hiding something? Why the anger? Why the hatred and profanity? Is it because when your back is pushed against the wall that all you can think off is running your ass into the mud? Does that bother you? Oh I’m sure it does little disgrace of a human being. But that will all change when you and me get face to face. Take pride of the fact that you did something for someone else that you in your pathetic can’t do…. Beat a man…, beat a wrestler that is to this very day undefeated. Oh yeah, all three of you can claim the L in my win loss column. But the only one that lost was you Justin, you lost your last ounce of dignity and humanity that you had left. But don’t worry, after the six man tag is over, you will have no balls left, no partners left and you will be wishing that you were my little piggy to begin with. Until then Justin…, until then…,”
With that the shot fades as Vinnie and Amanda walk laughing towards the barn.