Post by The Bradley Clan on Aug 8, 2018 18:08:30 GMT -5
Danielle Bradley is sitting at ringside at the empty Greensboro Coliseum as GZWA personnel make preparations for Primetime. She kicks her feet up on the guard rail.
“Ringside seats are expensive. There are only two ways to get them: One, have a shitton of cash at your disposal, or two, bust your ass for years on end to become the best in the world at kicking people’s heads off!”
Then she gets up and hops over the rail.
“Obviously, The Bradley Clan chose the latter. Maybe not strictly through wrestling, but the bumps and bruises, trials and tribulations, and triumph and heartbreak all four of us have experienced are vindicated at every single show when we step into the ring and hear that crowd roar!”
She jumps on the ring apron and slingshots over the top rope.
“This week on Primetime, there’s one very special guest getting a ringside seat to a Bradley wrestling clinic - the Barbie Doll I'm eventually gonna dethrone for the GZWA Women’s Championship, Vi Malkov!”
She sits on the turnbuckle where their team will be stationed.
“Vi, though I may have lost on the last Primetime, the show before should have given you a big fucking clue as to what I'm capable of! Sweeping a Survivor Series match and then destroying Crystal Hilton or whatever the fuck her name is this week!”
Then she hops out of the ring and jumps into one of the swivel chairs by the announce table. The momentum spins her around once, then she stops.
“And if you're still clueless, maybe you can park your ass next to Prof. X, Carter and Francine as you get an up close and personal lesson in Bradley Brutality as Crystal gets another helping of dragon suplexes and superkicks, and Talia Areano gets run over by the D-Train and her arm wrenched off in the Kimura!”
Then she looks at the announce table, imagining Carter and Francine bickering. She chuckles and shakes her head.
“And while you sit there, don't get distracted by Carter's latest creepy ass attempt to get in Francine’s skirt, because that clinic will be over…”
Then she gets back in the ring and stands on one of the turnbuckles.
“faster than you can say…. The NEWWWWWWW GZWA Women’s Champion, “The Guru" Danielle Bradley!”
And if you don't know… now you know!
Then she heads to the back.
