Post by senorvinnie on Aug 12, 2018 10:22:38 GMT -5
The shot opens in a studio that is clearly a low budget room that has not been cleaned for ages. We have a stage in the center of the room that has three bar stools. Next to the bar stools there’s a screen that separates the bar stools from two luxurious lounge chairs and a cheap microphone. A sign above the set is reading the following: “Senor Vinnie’s dating service”
A voice suddenly starts to talk as crappy music starts to play
Voice: Welcome to the first ever participation show where YOU the ladies can choose YOUR very own Champion of your heart!! All you have to do is ask questions what they need to answer and take your pick. And now we present you the following contestants!! First we have a man that is Mike Bradley!!!, he is a man that loves poetry, he has matching sneakers that he never changes. And to top it all off, he is a Scottish native as he has his very own Clan!! Now isn’t that nice???
A forced clap can be heard from some bums that are sitting in the audience, guys that Senor Vinnie had paid to visit this “show” and witness all the horror that they will be witnessing. Only to get a quick free view of the lovely Amanda Cortez.
Voice: (sarcastic tone) Thank you!! You are too kind!! Obviously this stud will be hard to compete against, but don’t sell out this…… err does it really say stiff on this piece of paper???
There’s a moment of silence where whispers can be heard talking towards each other.
Voice: Apologies, it obviously was meant to read the word stud instead of stiff!! What was I thinking??? Hahaha, but seriously now. This man’s fist impression could be that he is a really depressed individual!! And well with a name like Doombringer, you realize that going on Comedy Central isn’t won’t make you Fluffy 2.0!!! But this man has got some moves and a way with words!! Like I said…. The stiff… err stud!! Doombringer
Again two hands are heard coming in contact with each other and forcing it to sound somehow like a clap before dying off in emptiness.
Voice: You still got it!! You still got it!! Oh man, there’s nothing like being part of a life program with an actual life audience!! You are too good!! I will make sure that you will be getting a signed autograph after the show is over.
The individual that was clapping hears this and decides to get up from his seat and walks off.
Audience member: Fuck this, no amount of money is worth this torture
Voice: And the final man that is participating is a real ladies man, no not that he has the charms to wow you over with just merely the infamous: You got me when you said Hello!! No this man is a man that wears more makeup than most of you ladies, he always wears the latest fashion assembles when it comes down to flashy and easily to be pulled off sleeves that for some stupid reason gives light into the darkness!! Perhaps that will help him to find his way back home!! He calls himself the King of the High Spots!! So maybe he can hook you up with that table in that expensive restaurant!! The man that is apparently the champion of the television screen!! Equinox!!
Voice: (whisper) Please with names like this why don’t you just shoot me???
He scratches his voice as three men sit down on the bar stool. These are obviously not the real that participate in GZWA, but actors that are trying to play the role of the three men that will face Senor Vinnie for Equinox Television championship as well stipulations for Senor Vinnie’s world title elimination match or champion vs. champion match possibly later down the road. Obviously too much to be mentioned as the scratching of the voice has ended.
Voice: Finally we are getting to the more enjoyable part of the show!! We have first our lovely female participant. And this lady is just a joy to behold, not only is she a former GZWA world champion, she is also the last GZWA world champion besides the current one!! The woman of curves beyond curves and a smile that could melt my heart and many other parts!! The one and only!! The Goddess!! Amanda Cortez!!!
The lovely and now retired wrestler Amanda Cortez walks out to one of the lounge chairs as this causes the remaining men to get up to their feet and hold signs up high like: “Amanda! Can I hug you?? Or the obvious Amanda, will you marry me??” She giggles as she waves towards the men before sitting down as that causes her breasts to jiggle to much delight of the male audience members.
Voice: Oh why don’t you behave!!! This young lady is already married to the lovely Rose Cortez!! And she is only here because she likes to tease!!
She winks towards the direction where the camera is at before we hear the music change from the boring dating show turns to Metalachi’s Hot for Teacher hits, announcing the arrival of the dating show host.
Voice: And now the man of the hour, the voice that controls his power!! The man that forces me to read this off a card, because it was too hard to remember!! He is the man that is our GZWA world champion and has been so graciously to dwell in our presence!! Senor Vinnie!!!
The GZWA world champion walks out to the stage, wearing a black suit and white blouse, his hair is a mohawk and he is grinning from ear to ear
Senor Vinnie: Welcome to my humble show everyone, well everyone? Who am I kidding? The only one that I should be thanking for showing up is this lovely creature Amanda Cortez.
He kisses her hand as she giggles
Amanda: You will get me out of here after this show right??
Vinnie winks at her before turning his attention back again towards the few camera’s and more importantly his “crowd”
Senor Vinnie: Well my lovely crowd and one of you three contestants will have a chance to get lucky with his fine young lady, getting a date with a gift from the heavens and the mind of the devil. But you have to compete to win her interest in answering a few questions that she has written down earlier the day.
Amanda: Well actually I just wrote them down a few minutes ago.
Senor Vinnie: Like I said, it took her a long time to get them all written down!! And not to keep you all waiting, let’s start with the first question!!
He nods to Amanda as she rolls her eyes and sighs before reading out question number one.
Amanda: This question is for all three of you. I am someone that loves to see someone make an effort to get a first good impression. How would you make a first impression on me??
Fake Mike Bradley: I would take you for a ride on the back of my bike.
Amanda: Oh nice a motor cycle, what kind of bike you own??
Fake Mike Bradley: Nah, I do not own a motor cycle, I own a real bike. You know the one that you need to peddle to get forward??
Amanda: Oh….. okay
Fake Mike Bradley: I have a seat on the back of my bike where you can sit upon. It’s attached to my bike so you don’t have to worry about falling off, but you do have to hold on to me real tight or else you may catch a cold.
Amanda rolls her eyes and clearly is not impressed, but knowing this is for television she acts like it is really interesting.
Amanda: Oh that’s nice, thank you. Number two???
Fake Doombringer: I would haunt your soul until you end up in my casket that has your name on it
Amanda: Uhm, charming… I am more into bondage, but I will keep it in my mind. Thank you….
Fake Doombringer: I do have ropes too to…..
Amanda: (irritated) THANK YOU!!! Number three???
Fake Equinox: That must be me right??
Amanda: Uh….yeah….
She looks at Senor Vinnie annoyed
Amanda: (whisper) Where did you get these?? They are even more annoying as the real ones.
Senor Vinnie: (whisper) At least one offered you to ride his bicycle, that’s further than the real one has ever gotten.
Fake Equinox: Look lady, I’m the Television champion and I am like famous and all.
Amanda turns towards Senor Vinnie.
Amanda: (whisper) Does he not know that humans stream things these days?? Television is like so 1990.
Senor Vinnie nods his head and addresses the fake Equinox.
Senor Vinnie: Very interesting, but this is a dating show. You must participate and actually attempt to give a damn okay??
The fake Equinox shrugs his shoulders as he chews gum and thinks about an answer for a few moments.
Fake Equinox: I would invite her to my place, I would make diner and watch all my best matches on the GZWA network. I mean I’m so cool, I should share it with others yo.
Amanda: Uhm…, right…. Interesting. Okay now on to question number two. This one is for number one.
Senor Vinnie: Numbero Uno gets question Numbero Dos!!!
Amanda: I like animals, what is your favorite animal??
Fake Mike Bradley: That would be my duck
Animal: Aww that’s so sweet.
Fake Mike Bradley: Yeah, my rubber duck that I always take with me when I take a bath.
Amanda: Ewww, too much info.
Fake Doombringer: For me it is my the fleas that fly around my head.
Amanda: I was about to ask you another question, but after hearing that I just pass on you.
Senor Vinnie: Senor Doombringer has doomed himself!!!
Amanda: Number three…, I….
Fake Equinox: My pet snail man, he is like way cool man.
Amanda lookos at Senor Vinnie and tears apart her remaining question cards, clearly she has had enough from them and motions at him.
Amanda: I have come to a conclusion Senor Vinnie.
Senor Vinnie fakes a shocked reaction upon his face as if he did not see this coming from her.
Senor Vinnie: Ladies and gentleman!! I have a feeling we have a winner!!! Who could it be?? Is it number one?? The Scottish Highlander who loves his plastic ducky as much as he loves playing Mel Gibson on a Sunday morning?? Is it number two who smells like dead fish and by the looks of it might taste like that as well. Or will it be the face painted Dude that knows absolutely nothing about his pet snail besides his slimy way. Boy champions do have come a long way haven’t they??
The camera’s turn towards Amanda, who has written a name on the piece of paper that she has been handed to her by a stage hand. She turns it around when the camera’s were too close to her ample buxom and reveals the name of
Senor Vinnie: Senor Vinnie?? Are you sure that you wish to date a real el campione and not those three clowns??
Amanda: Oh shut up Vinnie, at least I know with you there will be fun and complete the opposite you forced me to ask these losers. Now let’s go!!
Amanda can be seen walking off the stage while Senor Vinnie stands there grinning as he had this planned all along.
Senor Vinnie: I guess you know by now that I am untouchable when it comes to the ladies…., just like I have proven time and time again inside the squared circle… and this time it won’t be any different!!!
With that the show ends as Senor Vinnie runs off after Amanda Cortez and we cut to a commercial break.
*Present day*
Senor Vinnie can be seen on his yacht upon the Atlantic, enjoying a day off relaxation as he is preparing himself to get himself into a Fatal Fourway with many twists and turns that could either benefit him or not. He is sipping on some soda while Amanda and Rose are giggling further down his yacht in his private jacuzzi. Enjoying the view while savoring the taste of the soda while feeling the rays of the sun on his muscular body. We can see a member of his staff walk over towards him and asking if he needs something, but he waves it off.
Senor Vinnie: No Carlos, not right now. But why don’t you bring the girls another bottle of my finest champagne?? I have got some pre celebration to do in a few moments.
The man nods his head and walks off, looking for his finest and probably rather expensive bottle of champagne.
Amanda: You sure know how to spoil us girls Vinnie.
He grins as he nods his head towards the busty ex wrestler that is now the manager of her wife, thinking about the words and smiles some more.
Senor Vinnie: I do don’t I??? Well I sure I am glad that at least you two are appreciative for reaching out to the community and give them a helping hand. I wish that those mindless fools like the three I am facing this coming show would see the same thing mami.
Amanda giggles as she nods her head and squeezes Roses tiny butt, causing her to squeal
Amanda: I am sure they will eventually, just like my Rose will be winning the big title rather sooner than later.:
Senor Vinnie nods, he knows that Rose has had some tough matches, but knows that she isn’t a quitter. He grabs his soda and finishes the glass by emptying it at once before wiping off his mouth with the back of his hand.
Senor Vinnie: Now I know that I rather spend more time by admiring your wonderful mami’s, but I’ve got to spend some time on some fools that think that they are a threat to my championship… even though my title isn’t even on the freaking line….. can you imagine that???
Amanda: You get them tiger, I will get you later.
Amanda winks at him as he chuckles before turning his attention towards the camera, he puts on his sunglasses and leans back in his chair. Motioning the camera to come closer towards him as he lifts up his championship belt in his hand from the table next to him.
Senor Vinnie: Welcome to the debut of the NEW GZWA world heavyweight champion Senor Vinnie, the man that did the unthinkable and overcame tag teams, overcame stables, overcame mindless idiots that thought they could do it on their own. He overcame champions, former champions, he overcame even an entire Clan of the Bradley Clan and all to become GZWA world heavyweight champion. Where I began the match as number one…. Just imagine, starting off at the most unlikely spot to win it…. and then be the man that walked out el campione. And now two of those idiots who were in this match are in this match to try to win another title… as well as getting a good spot for the Elimination match.
He looks dumbfounded
Senor Vinnie: There’s a champion that can get a title shot against my title while HIS title is on the line if he pins me or makes me submit,, there are two others that battle for their spot for the Elimination chamber, then if I beat one of the two then I can decide their fate and if I beat the champ I’m double champion. Are you following that so far kiddo’s??
Before the camera can respond it is Senor Vinnie that grabs it and shakes his head in annoying fashion.
Senor Vinnie: NOT YOU!! Damn, you aren’t a kid anymore!! But I’m going to be blunt and honest about these three. Because I don’t have all day, I got two hot ladies that are just dying to get my hands all over them as they need some sunscreen. So who will I start off against?? The two I’ve already humiliated?? Or the dead fellow that thinks he is ice cold???
Rose: Whomever you want Vinnie, they cannot match you in whatever fashion.
He chuckles and nods his head in response to her command.
Senor Vinnie: That of course is true, you see I think it’s best to start off by gloating over a guy that just loves to put himself to shame. And who can blame him? He looks like a stunt double of one of the main characters of the remakes of the Planet of the Apes movies. And by that I of course mean the men that were playing the roles of extra’s to fill time and space on those God Awful flicks. Because let’s face it…, if this guy would ever put his hands on me… I would tell him to take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!!!
Amanda looks puzzled at Senor Vinnie who sighs as he sees that she doesn’t know the classical quote that Charlton Heston used in the original Planet of the Apes movie.
Senor Vinnie: Charlton Heston??
The look on her face tells him that it doesn’t say her anything
Senor Vinnie: Planet of the Apes???
Still nothing
He sighs as he grabs his cellphone and puts on the classical clip from the movie as he shows it to Amanda.
Amanda’s face lights up suddenly as she starts to jump up and down of joy, giving Senor Vinnie the impression that she finally knows what he was talking about. He wants to turn his attention to the camera again as she suddenly pulls on his arm to get his attention.
Amanda: Look!!!
He looks at her phone and sees another youtube clip
this causes Senor Vinnie to facepalm his face as he sighs and shakes his head before turning towards her face and cant help but smile as she is so happy.
Senor Vinnie: That’s right Mandy, now why don’t you and Rose go to your cabin and I will be there shortly…. Where we can do some monkey business with the three of us.
She giggles as she runs off all happy as he turns his face towards the camera sighing.
Senor Vinnie: Well it still beats a clan family of rejects that think that all four of them can make at least one of them become champion. Oh wait, that didn’t go all too well huh Bradley? No, you fucking failed. I believe you only lasted like five minutes before you ran out of gas and got eliminated. Such a inglorious failure huh? But after that moment you got backstage and started to think of plan B huh?? How in the hell could you still be relevant after being humiliated in a match that was yours to take.
So you came up with the idea of insulting me and my mami’s, in the hope that GZWA booking would think you are so brave and grant your wish. Well I’m sorry my friend, make a wish is for little kids and you are far from that… besides being absolutely and positively stupid like one. And what happened? You had to face someone for a qualifying match… I guess nobody really has fate in your ability and more in your stupidity. And yet you came out swinging, swaying those damn stupid hips in the hopes that Amanda would fall for it. But you forgot that she only wants quality instead of your groups quantity.
He takes off his sunglasses and stares into the camera while shaking his head.
Senor Vinnie: I cannot believe I actually got to say that, but then again. I cannot believe that I’m facing quality less opponents as my first match as champion. It degrades my believability as champion, but then again it causes my humanity to grow as I’m giving second rate fools to be in awe with me. But I’m positive that your mindset has troubled you and you know why?? Because you want to win so you get an advantage on me for our Elimination chamber match. But you are forgetting that you can only lose, that you can only become a bigger failure as the Television Championship is on the line and is your only HOPE of being a success. But then to share my spotlight with you a lesser being and possible lesser champ is something that I cannot accept.
He chuckles as he rubs his chin some more before turning his attention towards the camera.
Senor Vinnie: You better hope that I will beat any of the other men and pin them so that you are safe. But perhaps I will just walk away and let you three morons fight it out… I could care less. Because there’s one thing certain besides the fact that nothing is certain. But the only thing that is truly certain that I will not be pinned, that I will not lose and that I will be World champion as long as I want to. And even the next level of being a joke like you can’t change that.
He sighs as he looks away and then shakes his head.
Senor Vinnie: And when you thought that Bradley isn’t a bad thing to cope, then I got to deal with a corpse, or should I say stiff?? Or is he just a zombie that got fired from the Walking Dead franchise as they thought he was too realistic to market or something?? But no, he is not a zombie or any of the things above. No, he is a man that loves to bury people inside a casket, close the lit and bury the person six feet under… right…. I guess that could have worked when the movie Once Upon A Time In The West was still a hit in the cinema’s for fifty cents. But you?? I’m sorry son, Doombringer? Isn’t that the latest game in the Mario Bro’s saga?? Or was it Zelda?? I just get those confused as because of that stupid toad always showing up.
He scratches his head and can’t believe he is facing a guy named Doombringer.
Senor Vinnie: I just amazed you beat Casey to be honest, because I was preparing for making her life a living hell. But I’ve already made her tap out more times than you have counted the fleas on your stinking head. And just to think people are telling me that I’m not a mariachi, who the fuck are you trying to be?? An Undertaker or something?? Why don’t you go back to the line of unemployed fools and try a new gimmick because in my life the only doom that I can think off is spanking only Mandy instead of both of her and her wife!! But then again, you are a stiff so warmth won’t be a thing you ever experienced…
Senor Vinnie wants to turn around before turning back again after somehow reminding something.
Senor Vinnie: Oh and one more thing, I’m more the cremated type of guy so don’t waste your and my time talking about a headstone… Because if you aren’t paying attention then you are even more stupid than Mike’s Clan looks like.
He scratches his head as he realizes that there’s only one superstar left to talk about
Senor Vinnie: And then there’s the guy that isn’t in the Elimination match to fight for, no he is the one that actually defends his belt. And this is something I am just flabbergasted about…. When I wasn’t champ I challenged this fool for many times on social media after he was bitching about no real opponents. What happens???
We hear crickets on the background as it signifies the statement that nothing happened.
Senor Vinnie: Absolutely nothing, hell I am sure that his request to the bookers of this company got lost in the mail. Oh wait, it was of course my job to make HIM relevant. And then after he got eliminated in the Battle Royal?? He suddenly gets an opportunity to get a match if he pins me to challenge for my belt. Yeah right…, is this how GZWA works these days?? Who do I need to pamper to his or her every wishes to get my Television Title match?? Well finally it’s here, finally it’s really here. And the funniest thing of it all is that I had to do absolutely nothing for it to get it. How ironic huh?? So what is your excuses Equinox?? What is your excuse?? That you are the real champion and I’m just a paper champion?? Son, you even lasted shorter than the idiot that thinks he is going to be a three time champ. I’m surprised that Bradley could count that high
He grabs the championship belt and shows the camera the name of Senor Vinnie written in golden letters above World Heavyweight Champion.
Senor Vinnie: This is what I pride myself to be Equinox, the absolutely best in this company. While you? You are just a big talking joke. Telling that nobody wants to face you, but ducking the real competition. You are satisfied with just having a title around your waste so that you could walk through customs pretending to be very important. You want to bring prestige to that championship belt?? Well congrats, you have succeeded. But that’s what you will be remembered for. Attempting championship matches at various places, trying to gain belts to gloat over at Twitter. But when you fail? What you do?? I tell you what you do, you walk away. That’s right, the last thing I’ve heard was you quit a place called SCW while you were booked in a multi man’s match to challenge for the world title.
Is that what you do when things get difficult for you underneath your feet? That you choke? That you run away and try somewhere else?? That’s why you didn’t deserved that opportunity to fight for the big title…. And that’s why you will not be able to fight me in a champion vs. champion match for both titles. The only chance you will ever have to challenge me for my belt is when I pin you this coming Monday and you revoke your rematch clause. But just like this place you quit over as well as probably many more… you will just run off and never to be heard off again. Is that how you wish to remember your legacy Equinox?? To be one that plays safe and runs off when he is clueless? Oh yeah that’s the legacy you have brought to a championship belt alright. But that could all change when I’m done with YOU and every other joke in this match that thinks they can manage to get a big spot in the Elimination chamber match. HA!!!
He starts to laugh out loud about that statement that he has made.
Senor Vinnie: If that’s the case I should watch out those two, oh wait… I remember. I started off the Battle Royal FIRST and until the end. I mean seriously, I’m like the Halley comet, I repeat my feat always!! The only difference between me and that comet is that it doesn’t take me like 75 years before I will repeat it once more. But that’s something Bradley and Doombringer should worry about not being pinned to begin with. So all I have to tell you face painted idiot of a champion, you aren’t the King of High Spots. You can claim these things, only because I allowed you to. But after this month I will take care of your ego, I will take care of your unbeaten streak of…. Wait… how many matches did you have after you lost in the Battle Royal?? One?? Two??? Impressive kid, I’m the one that is the main guy and that will be shown after this Monday. Now I’m off to the ladies and Fiesta…. So don’t cry and be a little bitch…. Because it’s Senor Vinnie to dominate your championship.
With that the shot fades as Senor Vinnie walks off.