Post by senorvinnie on Nov 11, 2018 19:37:05 GMT -5
November 10th, 2018
Senor Vinnie is at his house, he is preparing for a drive as he just grabbed his keys to his garage. He opens the doors and looks at hi collection of classic cars, classic Ferrari’s, classic Jaguars etc etc. He looks very proudly at his collection before deciding to take a ride with a classic 1970’s black Rolls Royce. He puts on his driving gloves and walks towards the door as he is about to open it when he hears a voice talking to him.
Voice: Where are you going handsome???
He grins as he recognizes the voice that started to talk to him, he turns around and stares at the lovely eyes of former world champion and retired wrestler Amanda Cortez.
Senor Vinnie: Well I just wanted to take a spin, but I suddenly realize that driving around with a gorgeous lady makes it even more interesting than merely driving around on my own.
The two grin, she nods her head as she walks towards the door of the passenger’s side. She is about to open the door when Senor Vinnie stops her.
Senor Vinnie: Stop, why don’t you let me do that for you??
Amanda backs off as she sees the man open the door for her and asks for her hand to guide her into the Rolls.
Amanda: Such a gentleman.
Senor Vinnie grins as he closes the door behind her after she has taken a seat inside the car, he then walks around the car and opens the door to the drivers side and sits down. He cannot help and look at the gorgeous woman that sits next to him, wearing a rather short skirt and a shirt that leaves much to the imagination. She smiles as she catches him staring before turning his attention to the steering wheel.
Amanda: You like what you saw??
She chuckles as she sees him smile, he starts the engine and slowly drives off towards the open garage doors. He then stops, only to close the garage doors by hand and then enters the car and the two drive off.
Amanda: Why don’t you buy those electric garage doors Vinnie?? That’s so much easier than getting out of the car yourself. That’s I mean so last century.
He grins, he knows that she is right. That it is much easier, but he shakes his head no.
Senor Vinnie: I prefer it this way Senora Amanda, it’s how I grew up in the old days when I saw my padre get the car out of his garage and took me for a spin. He always closed the garage doors by hand and when he reentered the car he always told me that real men don’t wait for electric devices, they do it themselves.
Amanda giggles
Amanda: But I like electric devices.
Senor Vinnie chuckles as he knows that she means something completely different than him. He takes a turn after getting past the gate doors of his own mansion. He can see in the rear view mirror that one of his guards has closed the gate to his mansion and then turns his attention back to the road.
Amanda: So where you heading???
He thinks about the answer to that question before looking at her and smiles.
Senor Vinnie: Nowhere in particular, just love to drive the car and see where it will lead me, but if you have anywhere you want to go… then tell me.
She grins as she looks towards the road and then looks back at Senor Vinnie.
Amanda: Anywhere??
Senor Vinnie nods as the grin on her face grows even bigger.
Amanda: I want you to take me shopping for shoes.
Senor Vinnie bursts out in laughter as he hears what Amanda wants and shakes his head before giving in to her request.
Senor Vinnie: Let me guess, I will have to carry the shoeboxes too??
Amanda: Yes, unless your not able to carry some high heels for me??
She pouts her lips playfully as that causes him to laugh even harder, already knowing what the answer would be before she had the chance to answer him. He takes a turn and drives off to the nearest shoe store in Tijuana
Senor Vinnie: This is going to be a long, but interesting day.
We cut to a commercial break as we see a commercial from Senor Vinnie who does an advertisement for a rather well known cola brand as he is very popular in Mexico and people buy anything that he advertises for. He and Amanda enter a shoe store and immediately people run up to him and Amanda as they want their autographs, this causes Senor Vinnie to sigh from frustration. Clearly he would like to have some moments of privacy for himself or him and his friends, but knows that this is the price you pay for being famous. But thankfully the owner of the store is a fan and agrees with senor Vinnie that he and Amanda could spend as long as possible in the store on their own. After getting security to get the remainder out of the store the two can take some time to watch for shoes, boots etc.
Senor Vinnie sits down and watches Amanda try on some shoes as some female from the store walks over and tries to help her with whatever it is that she wants. After a while she and Amanda has decided on several boxes of shoes and boots as Amanda turns towards Vinnie.
Amanda: I kinda forgot my wallet, I hope….
Senor Vinnie chuckles and nods his head.
Senor Vinnie: I will lend you the money and tonight you can “pay” me back.
He winks at her after talking to her as that causes her to giggle and turns her attention back to the shoes. This gives Senor Vinnie the chance to look around and sighs, clearly enjoying the silence that has come over him.
Senor Vinnie: I should just buy an entire market place for myself and my friends, that would be something.
He continues to look around and sees how Amanda is trying to put on shoe after shoe and he rolls his eyes, wondering why he let himself talk into this in the first place. But he knows that she loves to shop and he loves to spend time with her or Rose. He grabs a magazine and starts to read it.
Senor Vinnie: Man gets bitten by dog after he found out that his wife was cheating on him, what the? What kind of magazine is this???
He closes the magazine and looks at the front and rolls his eyes, seeing that this is the biggest tabloid magazine in the entire country. And of course he sees a picture of him on the front page as the title states that Senor Vinnie is running for president in Mexico.
Senor Vinnie: I guess I better start off with my view points on politics if I have to believe these tabloids
He chuckles as he reopens the magazine and starts to read an article on whether eating potatoes is harmful for your health. He reads more and more of the article where it states that potatoes that are used to make French fries are most harmful if they are cooked in the fryer for too long as that will cause it to turn black.
Senor Vinnie: Oh my God and they pay people to write these nonsense???
He then turns his attention towards the next page that is the sports page, immediately his attention is drawn to the article written about him and Equinox as they are going to be having a title vs. title match at the next Primetime show. This causes him to raise an eyebrow and starts to wonder.
Senor Vinnie: Wasn’t that Main event match supposed to be a six man tag match??
Amanda suddenly turns her attention away from the shoes as she head heard him ask that question.
Amanda: I forgot to tell you that they called you the other day and told me that the match was altered. Apparently Bradley and Doombringer got a tag title match.
Senor Vinnie nods his head, not really caring about the match anyways. But now he realizes that he had the title to defend and another one to obtain if he wishes to be successful.
Senor Vinnie: Oh well, I guess that the fans who bought tickets in Atlanta GA got more than their money’s worth when I enter the ring and face Equinox. I just hope he will be able to handle the pressure of being in the ring when everything is on the line. But until then I better start to check the results of the football games.
He reads the results of the football games in the Mexican league, causing him to become oblivious to Amanda calling him.
Amanda: Vinnie??? Whoohoo!!!
He lifts his head up and sees that Amanda is ready and has picked out seven shoeboxes full of sheos that she loves to have. Senor Vinnie sighs as he gets up but takes the magazine with him, he pays off the shoes and the two walk to his car as Senor Vinnie is carrying bags with everything inside it.
Senor Vinnie: Could you not have taken at least the smallest bag???
Amanda rolls her eyes as she stops and turns towards Vinnie as she is chewing gum and looks annoyed.
Amanda: Look Vinnie, you know I am retired right?? Secondly I still am suffering from an old wrestling injury to my right calf. And that makes it very difficult for me to carry anything while not re-injuring my right calf okay??
She turns around as that causes Senor Vinnie to sigh and realize he is better off not asking any other question about this and hopes that this is going to be all that she needs. The two arrive to his car as Senor Vinnie places every box on the backseat of his Rolls Royce and the two sit down in his car. He is about to turn on the ignition of the car when Amanda places a hand on his.
Amanda: Wait…
Senor Vinnie: What?? You forgot something???
She looks at his face and starts to grin as she starts to chew again on the gum
Amanda: There’s this little dress that I saw the other day and I just have to have it. I will let you watch undress if you want???
And how can he say no to that?? As she very well know that he can’t and giggles as Senor Vinnie starts to get out of the car and takes her by the arm as the two walk towards a clothing store for women that she saw the dress in. she takes him to the back of the dressing room and lets him sit down in the dresser as she undresses. Giving him a good view of her impressive body (out of sight of the camera as that cannot be aired on National television as this will harm the little children everywhere.
Amanda: You like the dress??
Senor Vinnie blinks his eyes a few times before realizing that she was talking about the cute red dress that she is holding in her hands before him. She giggles because of his reaction, but this isn’t something new to her and she has gotten to get used to the attention she always gets from men. She turns around again and pus on the dress before attempting to zip up her zipper on the back before turning around to face Senor Vinnie.
Amanda: What do you think?? You like???
The only thing that he can do is nod his head in agreement, his mouth is completely open from being amazed by her beauty s this causes her to giggle.
Amanda: If you want, you can help me get this dress off of me
Senor Vinnie immediately gets up from his chair and has his hands treble on the zipper as he slowly pulls the zipper down and reveals (only for him to see) the bare back of the former champion and rather attractive woman. Finally he manages to do so and stares at her as she turns around and stares at him while smiling.
Amanda: Do you want me to walk out of the store only wearing that dress??
He nods his head and suddenly swallows hard as he sees her take off her underwear. This time the shot fades to darkness as we go to a commercial break.
We come back after the break as Amanda is now walking to another store while Senor Vinnie is carrying all the bags, including bags with the shoes, the dress, even bags filled with handbags, earrings and an expensive diamond ring
Amanda: I think I have all what I needed \
Senor Vinnie sighs of relieve, being thankful that he can walk behind her and stare at her from behind while wearing that new dress. He watches her hips sway from left to right as that causes the dress to bounce up every now and then and him being able to see the undersides of her impressive backside. They finally manage to reach his car and Senor Vinnie puts all the bags in the back of his car as Amada sits down in the passenger’s seat. Senor Vinnie sits down in the drivers seat and starts the car before heading back to his own house. Halfway the drive Amanda turns towards him.
Amanda: Vinnie… I….,
Senor Vinnie puts his hand to the mouth of Amanda and then motions her to be quiet.
Senor Vinnie: I am sorry Senora Amanda, but I have a policy in my cars. When I head home with my car then there’s no turning back for me. Besides I can smell the nacho’s that Rose promised me to make.
Amada: But…,
Senor Vinnie: I said no Amanda, I told you no more shopping. Don’t you think you have spend enough money already?? My money???
Amanda sighs as she rolls her eyes and attempts it one more time
Amanda: Thank you for all the shopping Vinnie, but I just wanted to tell you that your car is low on fuel and you need to recharge quickly. Or else we won’t even make it back home.
Senor Vinnie looks at the meter for his fuel and indeed it is really low on fuel. Hoping that they will make it to the next gas station as it is only a few more minutes of driving.
Senor Vinnie: Gracias Senora Amanda, I guess it is okay though if you wish to say something every now and then while driving.
She chuckles as she pats him on the knee.
Amanda: You know something Vinnie?? When we get home, I will give you a special treat that will even make you forget about Rose making some nacho’s for you big boy.
This causes him to swallow hard once more, wanting to look at Amanda with a look of desire towards her but knows he cannot take his eyes off the road.
Senor Vinnie: I guess Rose better can start later with dinner, I think I will start with desert when we get home.
The two giggle as Senor Vinnie manages to reach the gas station on time before filing up the car and drive back home. There he and Amanda take the bags to the bedroom of the two ladies that they use when they visit Vinnie in Mexico. The camera stops at the bedroom door as Vinnie closes it behind him. Only to have Amanda reopen the door only a few moments later, only to put a sign on the doorknob that reads Do not disturb as we can hear the two laugh and giggle before the shot slowly fades to darkness where another famous cola brand commercial emerges of Senor Vinnie as he tells the world that he just loves the taste of a great cola.
Campione vs. Campione
We are in Tijuana, Mexico. In the back garden of his villa, there he can be seen drinking a margarita, while eating some salad. He is enjoying the sunshine that radiates on his body while having the hands of Amanda Cortez massaging his neck and shoulders.
Senor Vinnie: Gracias Senora Amanda, that feels so good.
She smiles as she presses her chest into his back and scratches her nails into his shoulders for a playful squeeze. This causes Senor Vinnie to gasp before chuckling as he knows that she loves to tease people. He takes another bite from his salad before staring at the pool where he sees Rose relaxing at in the shadow.
Senor Vinnie: How is Rose doing?? She has to be prepared more now seeing she has two matches this coming show.
Amanda looks up at her wife and smiles, remembering last night where they had a little tickle fight before going to sleep.
Amanda: Yeah, she is ready. She has trained very hard and I feel bad for the girls who she will get into the ring with. But how about you?? You were expecting a six man tag match, but now it is title vs. title. Aren’t you concerned about the outcome??
Senor Vinnie grabs his glass of margarita and takes a sip from it, enjoying the taste before swallowing it and responds to Amanda.
Senor Vinnie: Worried?? Not at all, you see Mandy. I was born ready, I have been telling this since the day that I debuted. I had to convince the entire roster of this federation that I should be in that title picture. I had to convince you and Rose that I wanted to get you two out of trouble and within the year you were out of it. I had to convince some uptight guys that they wanted to get their hands upon my mamis but can’t. I had to convince an entire roster in the elimination match what I started out as number one and went through every single person that stood in my way. So to answer your question am I worried? Amanda please…, I am like I said a few moments ago… I am born ready.
She grins as she kisses his cheek and grabs the margarita out of his hand before taking the final sip.
Amanda: I guess my work is done, so why don’t you be a good little boy and give the Television champion a piece of your mind.
He grins as he sees her walk off towards Rose, swaying her backside that he enjoys watching before turning back to the camera. There he puts on his sunglasses and leans back into his seat.
Senor Vinnie: Well I know that I could just end this one sided conversation between me and this camera right now, but I know that the people would get upset if they did not get to hear the sweet and delicate voice of their world heavyweight champion. That’s right, THEIR world heavyweight champion, the one and only Senor Vinnie. Now I must say that I cannot take all the credits, because I did not do this on my own. That’s right, even though I can pull it off to put a broom over, but I had to tell the entire locker room that if they weren’t my broom… then I wouldn’t be here as your champion. So gracias everyone.
He grins as he rubs his chin with his hand and closes his eyes for a few moments as he enjoys the sun.
Senor Vinnie: Now it wouldn’t be fair to name every wrestler that I have faced a broom, I mean seriously some of them were very talented. You had power houses like Casey Cortez. Yes sir, the one person to this very day that I would have to say that in every essence of the word was my toughest opponent that I have ever faced. She had power, she had finesse, she had the desire to be the very best. All traits that I would consider a must to have if you want to succeed into this wrestling industry. Too bad that she lacked the intelligence to admit to the world that she could not match my own mental prowess. God I just love to use big words that mental fools… err brooms would just foam over and can’t handle.
But to just base my entire greatness upon one opponent would limit my achievements that I have been able to put on for everyone out there that were so stupid enough to ignore. That’s right, because I made my tag team partner relevant back then, the tattoo queen Laura Jackson, I mean seriously. What has she achieved ever since? That was her final, her last and only main event match ever since!!! Right??
He looks at the camera man, seeking for support and whether he was right but gets no answer. He shrugs as he really doesn’t give a damn about whether she headlined another show or not, because in his mind he is the only one that matters.
Senor Vinnie: I was a nobody, well at least for the federation that signed me last year. I was the one that had to fight the same guy over and over again, had to put him in a pig suit to make him understand that he is beneath me. As well as pleasing my senora’s as they were tired of him getting matches with him, I stood up for them to get the boss to finally drop his claw hand vice that he had on him. True, I understand that when Xion was sent to holiday that it helped that someone else dropped the charges and the control that he had on her. But trust me, he never had any might over her since I came along.
But before I drift off into the storyline of the year, I would tell the world that I have to thank men like Bradley, Doombringer, Raab, Doombringer again, I have to thank every single tag team out there that got in my way in my World Title success match where I not only beat the entire locker room, but also took the title away from Vacant. Getting the name of Vacant of the championship belt and put that belt back to the rightful place where it belongs. But also those who just never admitted that they were a fan of me. Wrestlers like Chupa Chupa Chupa, or the one legged ass kicking machine, you know one leg Pete. And also those who thought I never could lace their boots. Well, you all need to get your hands ready to work on those sticky laces and get thinking whether you need to pull their laces left or right.
He puts up his fingers up and pretends to lace up his laces from his boots before bursting out in laughter for a few moments before he gets all seriously.
Senor Vinnie: I know that me being arrogant will get to the nerves of some and others just shrug as they will tell you that it doesn’t bother them. Good question though, does it really bother you? Or are you merely trying to play a role. A role of being confident, the role of being the one that will do what nobody has done so far… beating me and taking away my championship. Something that I have to ask myself every single time…, is there someone out there that could??? That would?? That can??? And that will???
That question is easy, so far nobody has and so far I have the believe that nobody will. And how do I make you understand my statement easier?? Well first of all, if you want to look at my wrestling ability?? Then you have to understand that I am a brawler, a fighter, a technician and more importantly a winner. And that’s the most important thing, to be a winner. And that is what a champion is isn’t it?? Someone that puts his championship belt on the line against all comers and somehow is successful every single time to walk away with that same championship gold draped across his shoulder or his waist.
Senor Vinnie pretends to have his championship belt across his shoulder, tapping his shoulder and rubs his fingers across what should be the golden plate instead of his shirt.
Senor Vinnie: Now I know that I am not the only champion out there…, I am the world champ yes, the one man that has something that everyone has. But we also have other singles champions and tag team champions. Men and women that fight just as hard to get to the point where I have gotten and to stay where they are. And then the question sometimes emerges upon the lips of those who are clearly clueless about anything that has got to do with wrestling. Those who will always ask me off camera whether other champions are on the same level as the world champion. Whether if they fight just as hard or harder than me to one day get to face me. As I will give them the same answer that I give them every single time.
I don’t know….
He shrugs his shoulders and slowly gets out of his seat and walks over to a refrigerator and grabs an orange and starts to peal it before taking a piece and puts in his mouth.
Senor Vinnie: Hmmm, don’t you just love the fruits of nature?? The vitamins and the minerals that you can get from different types of fruits. To keep you healthy and preserve you from getting sick as it builds your resistance against when you get a cold and keep you going for the entire year. Some people take that for granted, take the minerals for granted as they are humans. They are the strongest, the top of the food chain and have nothing to fear from others. Some see it when they have a championship belt, that they are unstoppable and can do whatever it is against everyone. To think that they can just put everything on cruise control and survive the onslaught of father time.
Excuse me?? The only one that perhaps could go on cruise control is yours truly, but even I am not that stupid to do something like that. Now I’m not telling that my opponent for this week is like that, because he is the ground breaking Television champion of this company. The man that always manages to come out on top and be victorious in the end. The man that asks….. and that’s it. Now I know that this isn’t fair of me to say, it would belittle his achievements that he has achieved since holding that belt. He even was tag team champs with Raab. Where is that fucker anyways?? But that’s beside the point, it’s about what will happen when the Television champion Equinox puts his television championship on the line against the man that is the World Heavyweight champion.
Now granted there was once a match I was in against him for the television championship. Granted there were two deadbeats in this match also that got in the way, granted I did not win the title from him…, but that’s because I did not saw the need to win a lesser championship. But why would I?? it wasn’t like my belt was on the line, it wasn’t like I had to defend both titles at the future show if I did… but I could have… but I didn’t….
He rolls his eyes as he is clearly bored over the whole concept of it all, he takes another slice of the orange in his mouth and chews on it for a while as he starts to think about his opponent.
Senor Vinnie: So last time you spend most of your time talking about me in that fatal fourway for your belt. A match where you COULD have entered yourself in the main event of the next big show that is only… I dunno… a bit further down the road? That besides of trying to keep your championship belt in your possession. That must have been a moment where you could have ended up with two victories…, one victory or none.
Now that must have sounded like mathematical impossibilities for you lesser beings out there that skipped school after getting out of your freaking diapers. But I’m sure that the enigmatic champion of the television division knows what I am talking about.. and if you don’t, well then just shake your head yes and agree. Because do you risk it all in the hopes of finally getting another shot at my world title?? Do you consider just trying not to be pinned and retain your championship?? Or do you just succumb under the pressure and short circuit before ending up in anonymity. Yet again a difficult word that half of the population never would have guessed I would have used.
He taps his head as to say he is smart
Senor Vinnie: Well the match ended up in a disappointment, I pinned someone and it didn’t counted because his dead toe was on the ropes. Under the rules of the match I would have been eligible to tell the world that he would not perform anymore in the ppv match. And yet, management granted him a title shot…., where I destroyed him first handedly I may add. And to the Television champion?? He got pinned, yet through troubled souls of the official that pinning situation got waved off in undoubtedly the screw job of the modern era. Seriously?? He gets to keep his title only to get a title vs. title match to even get an opportunity to win mine? How does that happen??
Some would say that people shouldn’t demand too much, like in the past I demanded a title shot against Equinox and it never happened. Yeah yeah Eggie…, I prefer that one over your probably Greek, Roman, Italian, Mormon like name of yours. Because it is really difficult to pronounce seeing that the r is silent in your name. Like ughhh…,
He rolls his eyes as he clearly is just messing around but loves to sarcastic and get under the skin of his opponents.
Senor Vinnie: In two separate occasions, where I know there were more than merely us in the same ring…. You succumbed under pressure. In the Riott match, you short circuited and decided to dive off into the concrete world that was named the concrete floor. Probably to just think if you did that and hit…, well you know people like yours truly. That you would have been able to eliminate some of them, like yours truly. Well that didn’t went that way now did it?? Oh sure, I could have stopped the one person that pinned you, but I just don’t like to pin guys with greasy long messy, filthy, disgusting hair like yours. Besides, I already knew I would become world champion, so what would have it brought me to pin the television champ besides telling the world I could and did???
Perhaps I should have, perhaps you would have crawled back into whatever corner or cave or mushroom you came from. That’s where gnomes come from don’t they?? Never realizing that the booking committee is so (ahum) flawless like their track record has proven as of late, if I had known that I would have pinned or made everyone else submit during that match.
And then again that fatal fourway, not a real great track record champ. I probably have to blame those dead meats that stuck their noses where it didn’t belong. I guess you prefer one on one matches, where you can focus solely on one individual. I know you have won some triple threats, so I guess two men at a time is where your limitations tells you that it is enough. That you shouldn’t push the envelope and start to take risks. Like you did in that Riott match huh?? Because risks can give you glory and fame, or it can have you end up flattened on your face on concrete. And we all know how unforgiving concrete can be just like steel isn’t it Eggie?? Unforgiven, just like that tune from Metallica goes…,
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven
He grins as he stops for a few moments as if to let the words sink in from the chorus of the classic Metallica song.
These words ae just exactly as your career, the Nevers always find it’s mark upon thee Eggie. And why is that?? Is it because you started to believe the words that has propelled you for such a long title reign that you assumed that nothing would stop you from reaching ultimate goals in life?? The reach for the richest price as soon as you had dumped the television championship? Yet it didn’t went as planned now did it?? Oh no, because since the moment came that I had this championship belt around my waist, the cracks were starting to show my friend. The cracks of frustration, as you realized that I was your only dangerous threat for that belt to be obtained in that match for the then vacant belt. Frustration because I was already in full sweat mode when you came in the ring, fresh as a daisy and well…, showered in shame afterwards. Frustrated because you could not fulfill something that is your lifelong dream… it is isn’t it?? Or is it merely an escape route for you to vanish into the thin air when you will not achieve that goal and run off??? I’ve been told it wouldn’t have been the first opportunity to run off for lesser pastures… what federations did you run off from??
Now I will not start to drive you insane, I will not criticize for taking the low road. But what will it be Eggie?? What will it take to convince you that you can beat me?? Should I just drop down?? Allow you to cover me and we are all good again?? Just as long as you give me a title rematch???
He smirks before shaking his head, taking the final bite of a slice of the orange before swallowing it entirely after chewing it for a while longer.
Senor Vinnie: That would be too silly now wouldn’t it?? Thankfully I don’t work that way, thankfully I am man enough to ge in that ring and fight any other superstar in whatever situation and succeed. Just check my track record since debuting this company last year. There’s only one tainted loss on my win/loss record. Only because someone decided to stick his nose into business, where it didn’t belong. Well you can ask where that fool has gone to since that faithful day. Retired, crippled, perhaps even signing autographs and do talk sessions for those who are clueless for what kind of future they need to choose for. And yet, that track record only shows one thing out of the may other things that it tells you. But the one thing that tells you the most is the one thing that propelled me to become world champion. The desire to be the very best and become even better every time I step foot in the ring. To be remembered as the greatest of all time and by the looks of it Eggie, I’m getting to a point in my career that I actually achieved everything that I said out to do!!!
And now here is the good part, I’m sure that you are going to be telling that you are created form the same mold… or something similar, yet less romantic to boost. And that you always find a way to overcome the odds eventually. Eventually?? EVENTUALLY?? Man, are you going to be hoping for the best year of your life in 2019 or something??? To start off with a fresh leaf?? Let bygones be bygones and have a positive outcome on your entire wrestling life??? Oh no Eggie, even with all the positive scenarios that could be stuck inside your head. It still won’t be enough to floor me and pin me for the count of three.
I am forced now to beat you for your Television championship belt, not because I want it… at least not as much as I want to keep my own. But if that’s the thing that the BOSS wants me to do, then who am I to stop him? Who am I to tell the world that I will walk off and take a count out loss…, because that would mean I would lose mine. And to lose the championship belt that I have worked for so hard, that I had tor un through EVERY single opponent in the Riott match to get here?? That would make it kinda stupid don’t you think? That would make it everything that I have worked for mean absolutely nothing!!! And while you will come out of the shell with the obvious remarks that would make a nobody like… uhm…, you know… that one guy…. Uhm…, oh yeah Mike Bradley. That’s the one, that would have made him very angry… it doesn’t bother me at all Eggie. Because it’s all part of the great thing that is called being a superstar, being a wrestler. Being the very BEST!! Is to take a blow to the mind with some sharp placed words…, or perhaps some that would be best described as merely a tasteless type of mustard. I get through it and overcome EVERYTHING….
He stops, he whispers the word everything a few times and smirks with every mention of the word. He runs his fingers through his hair and shakes his head as he smiles.
Senor Vinnie: It will be classic, the high flyer against the technical wrestler and brawler. The classic lines of the great commentators will be revisited by the current day announcers…. Like the classic: When the pace quickens, it is to Equinox his advantage….., I’ve always been a fan of that one. Because in reality it is true, it is indeed true that someone like you thrives on faster pace. In the hope of making me nauseous, making me spin on my own two feet and not know when you will strike me and where. But that’s the problem of your entire advantage as well my friend, you see. It only takes one blow, that one decisive moment that I catch you off guard. That one moment that you drop your concentration and are just a moment too slow to keep your momentum…, that is the moment where I will strike and take over the match entirely.
Does that mean I will beat you with one move?? Oh surely that wouldn’t be the case now would it?? Perhaps if you happen to slip on a banana peel, fall down awkwardly in the middle of the ring as for me to clamp on the Rings of Mariachi…then yes, that would have been the case. But I know you are better than that aren’t you?? Oh no, but that one moment could be the decisive start of the end… the end where you have to be patiently, hoping for that one error in my wrestling plan to counter. But how can a man counter the moment that I have ground you to the canvas with such authority and pressure… that you are incapable to do ANYTHING??? Just think about it…., just like a fly, stuck in the web of a spider. At first it is just merely a part of it’s body and the spider is still far, far away. seeing a way out as it struggles and resists. Uses it’s legs to push out of the web… having it’s wings move with a speed unknown to mankind’s eyes. Perhaps thinking that the friction that it may cost the web to burn?? Who knows what fly thinks in danger?? When his life is on the line, what is it that runs through its mind at first?? Obviously survival, to break free and escape. While the spider? It waits patiently, it sharpens it fangs. Cleans up itself before feasting upon it’s meal. You know, just like your momma always told you to wash your hands before going to sit at the dinner table?? And then it happens, it slowly moves closer towards its prey. Its watchful eyes staring at the desperation that quickly comes over the fly as the web slowly but surely drags him closer to it’s own demise. And then…, either the spider weaves it in it’s web for to have it for dinner later on… or it will devour it entirely right then and right there….
Do you think you can escape my web little fly?? Do you think that your intelligence, your speed and your ability to counter things will save you?? For your sake I hope so, I hope that it will be a battle for the ages. A fight where I just sit back and look at after many years and tell the world that it was another pinnacle of my career. And I know that it should mention you as well, as I could not have done it on my own. And I am sure that you will do your utmost best to make me try to think otherwise about you, perhaps you will succeed…. At least to a certain point. Because lets face it Eggie.., in almost twelve months…. That’s three hundred and sixty five days…. Nobody has come remotely close to do so. So why should you be any different???
Is it because I’ve never faced a champion before?? Well that isn’t completely true isn’t it?? Is it because when you have everything on the line to win it all or to lose it all that it is when you are at your best?? That it will exceed everything that I have ever come in contact with?? To be honest, if you were to come up with a question like that, then I would applaud you and tell the world that there is still HOPE for the Enigma of this industry. HOPE for you to live the day and tell your grandchildren, to perhaps do your hall of fame induction speech and tell the wrestlers of the future to look out for in your career to make it. that you have learned so much from many matches and that you will use this one…, not as an excuse for the fact you have lost. Because at that point you will have come to terms with it after a few more years… No, but to thrive for excellence, to thrive for being the very BEST.
I will make you submit or pin your ass in the middle of the ring for the count of three. Hell, if need be I will gladly take a count out victory or a dq. Because nothing and I mean NOTHING will come between me and my world title. Not even the fact that I will have to pin you for your championship if that means I will be able to keep mine for at least another week or so longer. Because that’s what this belt means to me, prestige, honor and the fact that I can walk around and consider me to be the very BEST!! I don’t care if you have held the Television championship belt for two weeks, fifty days, a hundred, three hundred or a millennium. It isn’t going to be around your waist for any time longer Eggie. Because let’s face it, it’s fate that brought us together and it is fate that will decide who is going to walk away with both championship belts.
I am the World Heavyweight Champion of this company Eggie, just let those words sink in and think back where I was a few months ago. Where you were almost begging for competition, is that how a champion behaves these days?? Begging?? And when I answered, saying that I would want that championship opportunity?? What happened?? Oh yes, I remember. Your former buddy Raab, you know the one that is awohl… said that I wasn’t even deserving for a championship belt. Funny how things has changed…, how one is no longer relevant and the other is the most relevant of the world. But I get it, I understand. I have to prove myself before the booking committee gets off his ass and DOES SOMETHING. And I can’t even blame you for telling the world that you don’t make the matches, because you don’t. then again, why would you?? And now many months later, after you had gone the low road and me??
He grins as he puts his hands around his waist as he makes the championship belt sign with tem
Senor Vinnie: Well you know what has happened right?? It would be foolish to spoil the outcome of that match will be the same as our match this coming show. Because my hand will once again be raised in the air in a victorious fashion. Being handed both championship belts as I will be able to look at both championship belts and see the reflection of either championship belts in the other. Boy wouldn’t that be something???
Amanda: Are you still talking trash about that loser??
Both ladies are giggling over the remark that Amanda has made about Senor Vinnie’s opponent for Primetime. The comment that even made Senor Vinnie chuckle as he turns towards the two ladies and flashes them his smile.
Senor Vinnie: Wouldn’t that be something? Just being able to hold both titles on the same night?? What a rush it must be. And I want to urge you on to believe that you can achieve that same goal in life like me. That you can dream about it and want to make it reality…. Only difference between you and me is that I do not have to dream about something to make it a reality. It is already a reality, it is already going to happen. You just have to fill in the date and sit back and enjoy the show happening before your watchful eyes. Beause that is what kind of fate is ahead of you Eggie…, the fate of why you will be called thee unforgiven. Because it Never will happen, it will Never succeeded by you or anyone out there at this very moment. The very moment that they go into the ring with the very BEST, the one man that will forever BE the very BEST until I have enough. Strong words of egotism??? Perhaps, but when is it that I have yet to fail and back it up Eggie???
Just remember Eggie…, one wrong move and it will be the moment that the lights will go out eventually. That the sound dies off and you can only see the fear and worry in the eyes of those who are at ringside… those who are watching us compete. Those who believe in fairy tales and lies that writers want the reader to believe is possible. This is reality and in that reality, I am the one that cleans house from those who dares to be a dreamer and shits on the fact that I stare you down and keep you down. And there’s no dream out there that will be able to stop me…
He stares at the two ladies and grins.
Senor Vinnie: Not even a wet dream….
With that he winks at the camera before giving the signal to cut it and the shot slowly fades to darkness.
Senor Vinnie is at his house, he is preparing for a drive as he just grabbed his keys to his garage. He opens the doors and looks at hi collection of classic cars, classic Ferrari’s, classic Jaguars etc etc. He looks very proudly at his collection before deciding to take a ride with a classic 1970’s black Rolls Royce. He puts on his driving gloves and walks towards the door as he is about to open it when he hears a voice talking to him.
Voice: Where are you going handsome???
He grins as he recognizes the voice that started to talk to him, he turns around and stares at the lovely eyes of former world champion and retired wrestler Amanda Cortez.
Senor Vinnie: Well I just wanted to take a spin, but I suddenly realize that driving around with a gorgeous lady makes it even more interesting than merely driving around on my own.
The two grin, she nods her head as she walks towards the door of the passenger’s side. She is about to open the door when Senor Vinnie stops her.
Senor Vinnie: Stop, why don’t you let me do that for you??
Amanda backs off as she sees the man open the door for her and asks for her hand to guide her into the Rolls.
Amanda: Such a gentleman.
Senor Vinnie grins as he closes the door behind her after she has taken a seat inside the car, he then walks around the car and opens the door to the drivers side and sits down. He cannot help and look at the gorgeous woman that sits next to him, wearing a rather short skirt and a shirt that leaves much to the imagination. She smiles as she catches him staring before turning his attention to the steering wheel.
Amanda: You like what you saw??
She chuckles as she sees him smile, he starts the engine and slowly drives off towards the open garage doors. He then stops, only to close the garage doors by hand and then enters the car and the two drive off.
Amanda: Why don’t you buy those electric garage doors Vinnie?? That’s so much easier than getting out of the car yourself. That’s I mean so last century.
He grins, he knows that she is right. That it is much easier, but he shakes his head no.
Senor Vinnie: I prefer it this way Senora Amanda, it’s how I grew up in the old days when I saw my padre get the car out of his garage and took me for a spin. He always closed the garage doors by hand and when he reentered the car he always told me that real men don’t wait for electric devices, they do it themselves.
Amanda giggles
Amanda: But I like electric devices.
Senor Vinnie chuckles as he knows that she means something completely different than him. He takes a turn after getting past the gate doors of his own mansion. He can see in the rear view mirror that one of his guards has closed the gate to his mansion and then turns his attention back to the road.
Amanda: So where you heading???
He thinks about the answer to that question before looking at her and smiles.
Senor Vinnie: Nowhere in particular, just love to drive the car and see where it will lead me, but if you have anywhere you want to go… then tell me.
She grins as she looks towards the road and then looks back at Senor Vinnie.
Amanda: Anywhere??
Senor Vinnie nods as the grin on her face grows even bigger.
Amanda: I want you to take me shopping for shoes.
Senor Vinnie bursts out in laughter as he hears what Amanda wants and shakes his head before giving in to her request.
Senor Vinnie: Let me guess, I will have to carry the shoeboxes too??
Amanda: Yes, unless your not able to carry some high heels for me??
She pouts her lips playfully as that causes him to laugh even harder, already knowing what the answer would be before she had the chance to answer him. He takes a turn and drives off to the nearest shoe store in Tijuana
Senor Vinnie: This is going to be a long, but interesting day.
We cut to a commercial break as we see a commercial from Senor Vinnie who does an advertisement for a rather well known cola brand as he is very popular in Mexico and people buy anything that he advertises for. He and Amanda enter a shoe store and immediately people run up to him and Amanda as they want their autographs, this causes Senor Vinnie to sigh from frustration. Clearly he would like to have some moments of privacy for himself or him and his friends, but knows that this is the price you pay for being famous. But thankfully the owner of the store is a fan and agrees with senor Vinnie that he and Amanda could spend as long as possible in the store on their own. After getting security to get the remainder out of the store the two can take some time to watch for shoes, boots etc.
Senor Vinnie sits down and watches Amanda try on some shoes as some female from the store walks over and tries to help her with whatever it is that she wants. After a while she and Amanda has decided on several boxes of shoes and boots as Amanda turns towards Vinnie.
Amanda: I kinda forgot my wallet, I hope….
Senor Vinnie chuckles and nods his head.
Senor Vinnie: I will lend you the money and tonight you can “pay” me back.
He winks at her after talking to her as that causes her to giggle and turns her attention back to the shoes. This gives Senor Vinnie the chance to look around and sighs, clearly enjoying the silence that has come over him.
Senor Vinnie: I should just buy an entire market place for myself and my friends, that would be something.
He continues to look around and sees how Amanda is trying to put on shoe after shoe and he rolls his eyes, wondering why he let himself talk into this in the first place. But he knows that she loves to shop and he loves to spend time with her or Rose. He grabs a magazine and starts to read it.
Senor Vinnie: Man gets bitten by dog after he found out that his wife was cheating on him, what the? What kind of magazine is this???
He closes the magazine and looks at the front and rolls his eyes, seeing that this is the biggest tabloid magazine in the entire country. And of course he sees a picture of him on the front page as the title states that Senor Vinnie is running for president in Mexico.
Senor Vinnie: I guess I better start off with my view points on politics if I have to believe these tabloids
He chuckles as he reopens the magazine and starts to read an article on whether eating potatoes is harmful for your health. He reads more and more of the article where it states that potatoes that are used to make French fries are most harmful if they are cooked in the fryer for too long as that will cause it to turn black.
Senor Vinnie: Oh my God and they pay people to write these nonsense???
He then turns his attention towards the next page that is the sports page, immediately his attention is drawn to the article written about him and Equinox as they are going to be having a title vs. title match at the next Primetime show. This causes him to raise an eyebrow and starts to wonder.
Senor Vinnie: Wasn’t that Main event match supposed to be a six man tag match??
Amanda suddenly turns her attention away from the shoes as she head heard him ask that question.
Amanda: I forgot to tell you that they called you the other day and told me that the match was altered. Apparently Bradley and Doombringer got a tag title match.
Senor Vinnie nods his head, not really caring about the match anyways. But now he realizes that he had the title to defend and another one to obtain if he wishes to be successful.
Senor Vinnie: Oh well, I guess that the fans who bought tickets in Atlanta GA got more than their money’s worth when I enter the ring and face Equinox. I just hope he will be able to handle the pressure of being in the ring when everything is on the line. But until then I better start to check the results of the football games.
He reads the results of the football games in the Mexican league, causing him to become oblivious to Amanda calling him.
Amanda: Vinnie??? Whoohoo!!!
He lifts his head up and sees that Amanda is ready and has picked out seven shoeboxes full of sheos that she loves to have. Senor Vinnie sighs as he gets up but takes the magazine with him, he pays off the shoes and the two walk to his car as Senor Vinnie is carrying bags with everything inside it.
Senor Vinnie: Could you not have taken at least the smallest bag???
Amanda rolls her eyes as she stops and turns towards Vinnie as she is chewing gum and looks annoyed.
Amanda: Look Vinnie, you know I am retired right?? Secondly I still am suffering from an old wrestling injury to my right calf. And that makes it very difficult for me to carry anything while not re-injuring my right calf okay??
She turns around as that causes Senor Vinnie to sigh and realize he is better off not asking any other question about this and hopes that this is going to be all that she needs. The two arrive to his car as Senor Vinnie places every box on the backseat of his Rolls Royce and the two sit down in his car. He is about to turn on the ignition of the car when Amanda places a hand on his.
Amanda: Wait…
Senor Vinnie: What?? You forgot something???
She looks at his face and starts to grin as she starts to chew again on the gum
Amanda: There’s this little dress that I saw the other day and I just have to have it. I will let you watch undress if you want???
And how can he say no to that?? As she very well know that he can’t and giggles as Senor Vinnie starts to get out of the car and takes her by the arm as the two walk towards a clothing store for women that she saw the dress in. she takes him to the back of the dressing room and lets him sit down in the dresser as she undresses. Giving him a good view of her impressive body (out of sight of the camera as that cannot be aired on National television as this will harm the little children everywhere.
Amanda: You like the dress??
Senor Vinnie blinks his eyes a few times before realizing that she was talking about the cute red dress that she is holding in her hands before him. She giggles because of his reaction, but this isn’t something new to her and she has gotten to get used to the attention she always gets from men. She turns around again and pus on the dress before attempting to zip up her zipper on the back before turning around to face Senor Vinnie.
Amanda: What do you think?? You like???
The only thing that he can do is nod his head in agreement, his mouth is completely open from being amazed by her beauty s this causes her to giggle.
Amanda: If you want, you can help me get this dress off of me
Senor Vinnie immediately gets up from his chair and has his hands treble on the zipper as he slowly pulls the zipper down and reveals (only for him to see) the bare back of the former champion and rather attractive woman. Finally he manages to do so and stares at her as she turns around and stares at him while smiling.
Amanda: Do you want me to walk out of the store only wearing that dress??
He nods his head and suddenly swallows hard as he sees her take off her underwear. This time the shot fades to darkness as we go to a commercial break.
We come back after the break as Amanda is now walking to another store while Senor Vinnie is carrying all the bags, including bags with the shoes, the dress, even bags filled with handbags, earrings and an expensive diamond ring
Amanda: I think I have all what I needed \
Senor Vinnie sighs of relieve, being thankful that he can walk behind her and stare at her from behind while wearing that new dress. He watches her hips sway from left to right as that causes the dress to bounce up every now and then and him being able to see the undersides of her impressive backside. They finally manage to reach his car and Senor Vinnie puts all the bags in the back of his car as Amada sits down in the passenger’s seat. Senor Vinnie sits down in the drivers seat and starts the car before heading back to his own house. Halfway the drive Amanda turns towards him.
Amanda: Vinnie… I….,
Senor Vinnie puts his hand to the mouth of Amanda and then motions her to be quiet.
Senor Vinnie: I am sorry Senora Amanda, but I have a policy in my cars. When I head home with my car then there’s no turning back for me. Besides I can smell the nacho’s that Rose promised me to make.
Amada: But…,
Senor Vinnie: I said no Amanda, I told you no more shopping. Don’t you think you have spend enough money already?? My money???
Amanda sighs as she rolls her eyes and attempts it one more time
Amanda: Thank you for all the shopping Vinnie, but I just wanted to tell you that your car is low on fuel and you need to recharge quickly. Or else we won’t even make it back home.
Senor Vinnie looks at the meter for his fuel and indeed it is really low on fuel. Hoping that they will make it to the next gas station as it is only a few more minutes of driving.
Senor Vinnie: Gracias Senora Amanda, I guess it is okay though if you wish to say something every now and then while driving.
She chuckles as she pats him on the knee.
Amanda: You know something Vinnie?? When we get home, I will give you a special treat that will even make you forget about Rose making some nacho’s for you big boy.
This causes him to swallow hard once more, wanting to look at Amanda with a look of desire towards her but knows he cannot take his eyes off the road.
Senor Vinnie: I guess Rose better can start later with dinner, I think I will start with desert when we get home.
The two giggle as Senor Vinnie manages to reach the gas station on time before filing up the car and drive back home. There he and Amanda take the bags to the bedroom of the two ladies that they use when they visit Vinnie in Mexico. The camera stops at the bedroom door as Vinnie closes it behind him. Only to have Amanda reopen the door only a few moments later, only to put a sign on the doorknob that reads Do not disturb as we can hear the two laugh and giggle before the shot slowly fades to darkness where another famous cola brand commercial emerges of Senor Vinnie as he tells the world that he just loves the taste of a great cola.
Campione vs. Campione
We are in Tijuana, Mexico. In the back garden of his villa, there he can be seen drinking a margarita, while eating some salad. He is enjoying the sunshine that radiates on his body while having the hands of Amanda Cortez massaging his neck and shoulders.
Senor Vinnie: Gracias Senora Amanda, that feels so good.
She smiles as she presses her chest into his back and scratches her nails into his shoulders for a playful squeeze. This causes Senor Vinnie to gasp before chuckling as he knows that she loves to tease people. He takes another bite from his salad before staring at the pool where he sees Rose relaxing at in the shadow.
Senor Vinnie: How is Rose doing?? She has to be prepared more now seeing she has two matches this coming show.
Amanda looks up at her wife and smiles, remembering last night where they had a little tickle fight before going to sleep.
Amanda: Yeah, she is ready. She has trained very hard and I feel bad for the girls who she will get into the ring with. But how about you?? You were expecting a six man tag match, but now it is title vs. title. Aren’t you concerned about the outcome??
Senor Vinnie grabs his glass of margarita and takes a sip from it, enjoying the taste before swallowing it and responds to Amanda.
Senor Vinnie: Worried?? Not at all, you see Mandy. I was born ready, I have been telling this since the day that I debuted. I had to convince the entire roster of this federation that I should be in that title picture. I had to convince you and Rose that I wanted to get you two out of trouble and within the year you were out of it. I had to convince some uptight guys that they wanted to get their hands upon my mamis but can’t. I had to convince an entire roster in the elimination match what I started out as number one and went through every single person that stood in my way. So to answer your question am I worried? Amanda please…, I am like I said a few moments ago… I am born ready.
She grins as she kisses his cheek and grabs the margarita out of his hand before taking the final sip.
Amanda: I guess my work is done, so why don’t you be a good little boy and give the Television champion a piece of your mind.
He grins as he sees her walk off towards Rose, swaying her backside that he enjoys watching before turning back to the camera. There he puts on his sunglasses and leans back into his seat.
Senor Vinnie: Well I know that I could just end this one sided conversation between me and this camera right now, but I know that the people would get upset if they did not get to hear the sweet and delicate voice of their world heavyweight champion. That’s right, THEIR world heavyweight champion, the one and only Senor Vinnie. Now I must say that I cannot take all the credits, because I did not do this on my own. That’s right, even though I can pull it off to put a broom over, but I had to tell the entire locker room that if they weren’t my broom… then I wouldn’t be here as your champion. So gracias everyone.
He grins as he rubs his chin with his hand and closes his eyes for a few moments as he enjoys the sun.
Senor Vinnie: Now it wouldn’t be fair to name every wrestler that I have faced a broom, I mean seriously some of them were very talented. You had power houses like Casey Cortez. Yes sir, the one person to this very day that I would have to say that in every essence of the word was my toughest opponent that I have ever faced. She had power, she had finesse, she had the desire to be the very best. All traits that I would consider a must to have if you want to succeed into this wrestling industry. Too bad that she lacked the intelligence to admit to the world that she could not match my own mental prowess. God I just love to use big words that mental fools… err brooms would just foam over and can’t handle.
But to just base my entire greatness upon one opponent would limit my achievements that I have been able to put on for everyone out there that were so stupid enough to ignore. That’s right, because I made my tag team partner relevant back then, the tattoo queen Laura Jackson, I mean seriously. What has she achieved ever since? That was her final, her last and only main event match ever since!!! Right??
He looks at the camera man, seeking for support and whether he was right but gets no answer. He shrugs as he really doesn’t give a damn about whether she headlined another show or not, because in his mind he is the only one that matters.
Senor Vinnie: I was a nobody, well at least for the federation that signed me last year. I was the one that had to fight the same guy over and over again, had to put him in a pig suit to make him understand that he is beneath me. As well as pleasing my senora’s as they were tired of him getting matches with him, I stood up for them to get the boss to finally drop his claw hand vice that he had on him. True, I understand that when Xion was sent to holiday that it helped that someone else dropped the charges and the control that he had on her. But trust me, he never had any might over her since I came along.
But before I drift off into the storyline of the year, I would tell the world that I have to thank men like Bradley, Doombringer, Raab, Doombringer again, I have to thank every single tag team out there that got in my way in my World Title success match where I not only beat the entire locker room, but also took the title away from Vacant. Getting the name of Vacant of the championship belt and put that belt back to the rightful place where it belongs. But also those who just never admitted that they were a fan of me. Wrestlers like Chupa Chupa Chupa, or the one legged ass kicking machine, you know one leg Pete. And also those who thought I never could lace their boots. Well, you all need to get your hands ready to work on those sticky laces and get thinking whether you need to pull their laces left or right.
He puts up his fingers up and pretends to lace up his laces from his boots before bursting out in laughter for a few moments before he gets all seriously.
Senor Vinnie: I know that me being arrogant will get to the nerves of some and others just shrug as they will tell you that it doesn’t bother them. Good question though, does it really bother you? Or are you merely trying to play a role. A role of being confident, the role of being the one that will do what nobody has done so far… beating me and taking away my championship. Something that I have to ask myself every single time…, is there someone out there that could??? That would?? That can??? And that will???
That question is easy, so far nobody has and so far I have the believe that nobody will. And how do I make you understand my statement easier?? Well first of all, if you want to look at my wrestling ability?? Then you have to understand that I am a brawler, a fighter, a technician and more importantly a winner. And that’s the most important thing, to be a winner. And that is what a champion is isn’t it?? Someone that puts his championship belt on the line against all comers and somehow is successful every single time to walk away with that same championship gold draped across his shoulder or his waist.
Senor Vinnie pretends to have his championship belt across his shoulder, tapping his shoulder and rubs his fingers across what should be the golden plate instead of his shirt.
Senor Vinnie: Now I know that I am not the only champion out there…, I am the world champ yes, the one man that has something that everyone has. But we also have other singles champions and tag team champions. Men and women that fight just as hard to get to the point where I have gotten and to stay where they are. And then the question sometimes emerges upon the lips of those who are clearly clueless about anything that has got to do with wrestling. Those who will always ask me off camera whether other champions are on the same level as the world champion. Whether if they fight just as hard or harder than me to one day get to face me. As I will give them the same answer that I give them every single time.
I don’t know….
He shrugs his shoulders and slowly gets out of his seat and walks over to a refrigerator and grabs an orange and starts to peal it before taking a piece and puts in his mouth.
Senor Vinnie: Hmmm, don’t you just love the fruits of nature?? The vitamins and the minerals that you can get from different types of fruits. To keep you healthy and preserve you from getting sick as it builds your resistance against when you get a cold and keep you going for the entire year. Some people take that for granted, take the minerals for granted as they are humans. They are the strongest, the top of the food chain and have nothing to fear from others. Some see it when they have a championship belt, that they are unstoppable and can do whatever it is against everyone. To think that they can just put everything on cruise control and survive the onslaught of father time.
Excuse me?? The only one that perhaps could go on cruise control is yours truly, but even I am not that stupid to do something like that. Now I’m not telling that my opponent for this week is like that, because he is the ground breaking Television champion of this company. The man that always manages to come out on top and be victorious in the end. The man that asks….. and that’s it. Now I know that this isn’t fair of me to say, it would belittle his achievements that he has achieved since holding that belt. He even was tag team champs with Raab. Where is that fucker anyways?? But that’s beside the point, it’s about what will happen when the Television champion Equinox puts his television championship on the line against the man that is the World Heavyweight champion.
Now granted there was once a match I was in against him for the television championship. Granted there were two deadbeats in this match also that got in the way, granted I did not win the title from him…, but that’s because I did not saw the need to win a lesser championship. But why would I?? it wasn’t like my belt was on the line, it wasn’t like I had to defend both titles at the future show if I did… but I could have… but I didn’t….
He rolls his eyes as he is clearly bored over the whole concept of it all, he takes another slice of the orange in his mouth and chews on it for a while as he starts to think about his opponent.
Senor Vinnie: So last time you spend most of your time talking about me in that fatal fourway for your belt. A match where you COULD have entered yourself in the main event of the next big show that is only… I dunno… a bit further down the road? That besides of trying to keep your championship belt in your possession. That must have been a moment where you could have ended up with two victories…, one victory or none.
Now that must have sounded like mathematical impossibilities for you lesser beings out there that skipped school after getting out of your freaking diapers. But I’m sure that the enigmatic champion of the television division knows what I am talking about.. and if you don’t, well then just shake your head yes and agree. Because do you risk it all in the hopes of finally getting another shot at my world title?? Do you consider just trying not to be pinned and retain your championship?? Or do you just succumb under the pressure and short circuit before ending up in anonymity. Yet again a difficult word that half of the population never would have guessed I would have used.
He taps his head as to say he is smart
Senor Vinnie: Well the match ended up in a disappointment, I pinned someone and it didn’t counted because his dead toe was on the ropes. Under the rules of the match I would have been eligible to tell the world that he would not perform anymore in the ppv match. And yet, management granted him a title shot…., where I destroyed him first handedly I may add. And to the Television champion?? He got pinned, yet through troubled souls of the official that pinning situation got waved off in undoubtedly the screw job of the modern era. Seriously?? He gets to keep his title only to get a title vs. title match to even get an opportunity to win mine? How does that happen??
Some would say that people shouldn’t demand too much, like in the past I demanded a title shot against Equinox and it never happened. Yeah yeah Eggie…, I prefer that one over your probably Greek, Roman, Italian, Mormon like name of yours. Because it is really difficult to pronounce seeing that the r is silent in your name. Like ughhh…,
He rolls his eyes as he clearly is just messing around but loves to sarcastic and get under the skin of his opponents.
Senor Vinnie: In two separate occasions, where I know there were more than merely us in the same ring…. You succumbed under pressure. In the Riott match, you short circuited and decided to dive off into the concrete world that was named the concrete floor. Probably to just think if you did that and hit…, well you know people like yours truly. That you would have been able to eliminate some of them, like yours truly. Well that didn’t went that way now did it?? Oh sure, I could have stopped the one person that pinned you, but I just don’t like to pin guys with greasy long messy, filthy, disgusting hair like yours. Besides, I already knew I would become world champion, so what would have it brought me to pin the television champ besides telling the world I could and did???
Perhaps I should have, perhaps you would have crawled back into whatever corner or cave or mushroom you came from. That’s where gnomes come from don’t they?? Never realizing that the booking committee is so (ahum) flawless like their track record has proven as of late, if I had known that I would have pinned or made everyone else submit during that match.
And then again that fatal fourway, not a real great track record champ. I probably have to blame those dead meats that stuck their noses where it didn’t belong. I guess you prefer one on one matches, where you can focus solely on one individual. I know you have won some triple threats, so I guess two men at a time is where your limitations tells you that it is enough. That you shouldn’t push the envelope and start to take risks. Like you did in that Riott match huh?? Because risks can give you glory and fame, or it can have you end up flattened on your face on concrete. And we all know how unforgiving concrete can be just like steel isn’t it Eggie?? Unforgiven, just like that tune from Metallica goes…,
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt
What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven
He grins as he stops for a few moments as if to let the words sink in from the chorus of the classic Metallica song.
These words ae just exactly as your career, the Nevers always find it’s mark upon thee Eggie. And why is that?? Is it because you started to believe the words that has propelled you for such a long title reign that you assumed that nothing would stop you from reaching ultimate goals in life?? The reach for the richest price as soon as you had dumped the television championship? Yet it didn’t went as planned now did it?? Oh no, because since the moment came that I had this championship belt around my waist, the cracks were starting to show my friend. The cracks of frustration, as you realized that I was your only dangerous threat for that belt to be obtained in that match for the then vacant belt. Frustration because I was already in full sweat mode when you came in the ring, fresh as a daisy and well…, showered in shame afterwards. Frustrated because you could not fulfill something that is your lifelong dream… it is isn’t it?? Or is it merely an escape route for you to vanish into the thin air when you will not achieve that goal and run off??? I’ve been told it wouldn’t have been the first opportunity to run off for lesser pastures… what federations did you run off from??
Now I will not start to drive you insane, I will not criticize for taking the low road. But what will it be Eggie?? What will it take to convince you that you can beat me?? Should I just drop down?? Allow you to cover me and we are all good again?? Just as long as you give me a title rematch???
He smirks before shaking his head, taking the final bite of a slice of the orange before swallowing it entirely after chewing it for a while longer.
Senor Vinnie: That would be too silly now wouldn’t it?? Thankfully I don’t work that way, thankfully I am man enough to ge in that ring and fight any other superstar in whatever situation and succeed. Just check my track record since debuting this company last year. There’s only one tainted loss on my win/loss record. Only because someone decided to stick his nose into business, where it didn’t belong. Well you can ask where that fool has gone to since that faithful day. Retired, crippled, perhaps even signing autographs and do talk sessions for those who are clueless for what kind of future they need to choose for. And yet, that track record only shows one thing out of the may other things that it tells you. But the one thing that tells you the most is the one thing that propelled me to become world champion. The desire to be the very best and become even better every time I step foot in the ring. To be remembered as the greatest of all time and by the looks of it Eggie, I’m getting to a point in my career that I actually achieved everything that I said out to do!!!
And now here is the good part, I’m sure that you are going to be telling that you are created form the same mold… or something similar, yet less romantic to boost. And that you always find a way to overcome the odds eventually. Eventually?? EVENTUALLY?? Man, are you going to be hoping for the best year of your life in 2019 or something??? To start off with a fresh leaf?? Let bygones be bygones and have a positive outcome on your entire wrestling life??? Oh no Eggie, even with all the positive scenarios that could be stuck inside your head. It still won’t be enough to floor me and pin me for the count of three.
I am forced now to beat you for your Television championship belt, not because I want it… at least not as much as I want to keep my own. But if that’s the thing that the BOSS wants me to do, then who am I to stop him? Who am I to tell the world that I will walk off and take a count out loss…, because that would mean I would lose mine. And to lose the championship belt that I have worked for so hard, that I had tor un through EVERY single opponent in the Riott match to get here?? That would make it kinda stupid don’t you think? That would make it everything that I have worked for mean absolutely nothing!!! And while you will come out of the shell with the obvious remarks that would make a nobody like… uhm…, you know… that one guy…. Uhm…, oh yeah Mike Bradley. That’s the one, that would have made him very angry… it doesn’t bother me at all Eggie. Because it’s all part of the great thing that is called being a superstar, being a wrestler. Being the very BEST!! Is to take a blow to the mind with some sharp placed words…, or perhaps some that would be best described as merely a tasteless type of mustard. I get through it and overcome EVERYTHING….
He stops, he whispers the word everything a few times and smirks with every mention of the word. He runs his fingers through his hair and shakes his head as he smiles.
Senor Vinnie: It will be classic, the high flyer against the technical wrestler and brawler. The classic lines of the great commentators will be revisited by the current day announcers…. Like the classic: When the pace quickens, it is to Equinox his advantage….., I’ve always been a fan of that one. Because in reality it is true, it is indeed true that someone like you thrives on faster pace. In the hope of making me nauseous, making me spin on my own two feet and not know when you will strike me and where. But that’s the problem of your entire advantage as well my friend, you see. It only takes one blow, that one decisive moment that I catch you off guard. That one moment that you drop your concentration and are just a moment too slow to keep your momentum…, that is the moment where I will strike and take over the match entirely.
Does that mean I will beat you with one move?? Oh surely that wouldn’t be the case now would it?? Perhaps if you happen to slip on a banana peel, fall down awkwardly in the middle of the ring as for me to clamp on the Rings of Mariachi…then yes, that would have been the case. But I know you are better than that aren’t you?? Oh no, but that one moment could be the decisive start of the end… the end where you have to be patiently, hoping for that one error in my wrestling plan to counter. But how can a man counter the moment that I have ground you to the canvas with such authority and pressure… that you are incapable to do ANYTHING??? Just think about it…., just like a fly, stuck in the web of a spider. At first it is just merely a part of it’s body and the spider is still far, far away. seeing a way out as it struggles and resists. Uses it’s legs to push out of the web… having it’s wings move with a speed unknown to mankind’s eyes. Perhaps thinking that the friction that it may cost the web to burn?? Who knows what fly thinks in danger?? When his life is on the line, what is it that runs through its mind at first?? Obviously survival, to break free and escape. While the spider? It waits patiently, it sharpens it fangs. Cleans up itself before feasting upon it’s meal. You know, just like your momma always told you to wash your hands before going to sit at the dinner table?? And then it happens, it slowly moves closer towards its prey. Its watchful eyes staring at the desperation that quickly comes over the fly as the web slowly but surely drags him closer to it’s own demise. And then…, either the spider weaves it in it’s web for to have it for dinner later on… or it will devour it entirely right then and right there….
Do you think you can escape my web little fly?? Do you think that your intelligence, your speed and your ability to counter things will save you?? For your sake I hope so, I hope that it will be a battle for the ages. A fight where I just sit back and look at after many years and tell the world that it was another pinnacle of my career. And I know that it should mention you as well, as I could not have done it on my own. And I am sure that you will do your utmost best to make me try to think otherwise about you, perhaps you will succeed…. At least to a certain point. Because lets face it Eggie.., in almost twelve months…. That’s three hundred and sixty five days…. Nobody has come remotely close to do so. So why should you be any different???
Is it because I’ve never faced a champion before?? Well that isn’t completely true isn’t it?? Is it because when you have everything on the line to win it all or to lose it all that it is when you are at your best?? That it will exceed everything that I have ever come in contact with?? To be honest, if you were to come up with a question like that, then I would applaud you and tell the world that there is still HOPE for the Enigma of this industry. HOPE for you to live the day and tell your grandchildren, to perhaps do your hall of fame induction speech and tell the wrestlers of the future to look out for in your career to make it. that you have learned so much from many matches and that you will use this one…, not as an excuse for the fact you have lost. Because at that point you will have come to terms with it after a few more years… No, but to thrive for excellence, to thrive for being the very BEST.
I will make you submit or pin your ass in the middle of the ring for the count of three. Hell, if need be I will gladly take a count out victory or a dq. Because nothing and I mean NOTHING will come between me and my world title. Not even the fact that I will have to pin you for your championship if that means I will be able to keep mine for at least another week or so longer. Because that’s what this belt means to me, prestige, honor and the fact that I can walk around and consider me to be the very BEST!! I don’t care if you have held the Television championship belt for two weeks, fifty days, a hundred, three hundred or a millennium. It isn’t going to be around your waist for any time longer Eggie. Because let’s face it, it’s fate that brought us together and it is fate that will decide who is going to walk away with both championship belts.
I am the World Heavyweight Champion of this company Eggie, just let those words sink in and think back where I was a few months ago. Where you were almost begging for competition, is that how a champion behaves these days?? Begging?? And when I answered, saying that I would want that championship opportunity?? What happened?? Oh yes, I remember. Your former buddy Raab, you know the one that is awohl… said that I wasn’t even deserving for a championship belt. Funny how things has changed…, how one is no longer relevant and the other is the most relevant of the world. But I get it, I understand. I have to prove myself before the booking committee gets off his ass and DOES SOMETHING. And I can’t even blame you for telling the world that you don’t make the matches, because you don’t. then again, why would you?? And now many months later, after you had gone the low road and me??
He grins as he puts his hands around his waist as he makes the championship belt sign with tem
Senor Vinnie: Well you know what has happened right?? It would be foolish to spoil the outcome of that match will be the same as our match this coming show. Because my hand will once again be raised in the air in a victorious fashion. Being handed both championship belts as I will be able to look at both championship belts and see the reflection of either championship belts in the other. Boy wouldn’t that be something???
Amanda: Are you still talking trash about that loser??
Both ladies are giggling over the remark that Amanda has made about Senor Vinnie’s opponent for Primetime. The comment that even made Senor Vinnie chuckle as he turns towards the two ladies and flashes them his smile.
Senor Vinnie: Wouldn’t that be something? Just being able to hold both titles on the same night?? What a rush it must be. And I want to urge you on to believe that you can achieve that same goal in life like me. That you can dream about it and want to make it reality…. Only difference between you and me is that I do not have to dream about something to make it a reality. It is already a reality, it is already going to happen. You just have to fill in the date and sit back and enjoy the show happening before your watchful eyes. Beause that is what kind of fate is ahead of you Eggie…, the fate of why you will be called thee unforgiven. Because it Never will happen, it will Never succeeded by you or anyone out there at this very moment. The very moment that they go into the ring with the very BEST, the one man that will forever BE the very BEST until I have enough. Strong words of egotism??? Perhaps, but when is it that I have yet to fail and back it up Eggie???
Just remember Eggie…, one wrong move and it will be the moment that the lights will go out eventually. That the sound dies off and you can only see the fear and worry in the eyes of those who are at ringside… those who are watching us compete. Those who believe in fairy tales and lies that writers want the reader to believe is possible. This is reality and in that reality, I am the one that cleans house from those who dares to be a dreamer and shits on the fact that I stare you down and keep you down. And there’s no dream out there that will be able to stop me…
He stares at the two ladies and grins.
Senor Vinnie: Not even a wet dream….
With that he winks at the camera before giving the signal to cut it and the shot slowly fades to darkness.