Post by The Bradley Clan on Nov 11, 2018 23:30:41 GMT -5
Mike and Jesse Bradley have paid a visit to Danielle and Kris's gym in Burlington, Mass. to prepare for this week's episode of Primetime. Jesse is quick to approach her brother-in-law Kris, as they'll be teaming up to take on the Mega Busters.
“You know, I just realized we haven’t even done two on two tag matches with our own spouses, but here we are teaming up on Primetime.”
“How hard can it be? You just boot the heads off those frail ass video game nerds, I plant what's left of them into the ground with the Dynamo Driver and 1 2 3, we’ve made a statement to the Tag Team Division!”
“Hey, hey, hey, don't judge them. We're video game nerds too.”
“Yeah but they have the fucking Dr. Wily theme as their entrance music. Methinks they're a real drag at convention panels.”
“Those kids can't win a war of words with us, let alone a war in the ring. I remember a few months ago we crossed paths with them and we put them through the verbal blender, but it was like playing chess against a pigeon who shits on the board and knocks the pieces over before flying away and acting like he won. Fucking pigeons… “
“Are you speaking from experience?”
“Nah, it's a common metaphor these days, especially when dealing with MAGA types, even if those three aren't Trump supporters they still exhibit the same qualities when backed into a corner.”
“True. Sounds like when they try to talk the talk, they talk like they've got a mouthful of shit. And you know what we say, when you talk shit, you get hit!”
“Damn straight. Let's get to work.”
Jesse and Kris enter the ring against a couple of newcomers. Kris starts the sparring session by tossing his opponent into the corner and wailing on him with chops and punches. The impact of the chops makes the jobber feel like his chest is going to cave in. Kris takes him into his corner, tags Jesse in and they give the poor sap a hip toss and stereo kicks to the kidneys, nearly knocking the air completely out of him.
Jesse brings the jobber to his feet and Irish whips him off the ropes. She barrel rolls over him as he comes off, then executes a standing hurricanrana as he comes back. She attempts to lock him in the Red Alert, but his partner rushes in and knocks Jesse down. He starts wailing on Jesse with a Thesz Press, but Kris jumps in, grabs him by the throat with both hands and plants him on top of his partner with a choke bomb. Jesse gets up, sees their opponents motionless behind Kris, and winks. Kris uses this cue to Irish whip Jesse off the ropes, and as she returns, Kris tosses her high into the air, allowing her to perform a senton onto the jobbers.
With the jobbers groaning in pain, Jesse and Kris hop over the top rope and out of the ring and face the camera.
“You see that? That's further proof that with The Bradley Clan, it's pick your poison!"
"You can't stop any one of us, any two of us, any three of us, and you sure as hell can't stop all four of us!"
"It might take a little longer than what you just saw to dispatch of The Mega Busters on Primetime…”
“But you boys better put down the controllers for a few minutes… or we're gonna get Play of the Game!”
And if you don't know… now you know!
The scene fades to black as The Bradley Clan continues training.
