Post by minimimax on Jan 25, 2011 1:48:43 GMT -5
GZWA camera crew has made it's way to Winnibeg. All we can see is a big house. The door opens and Chris Jericho steps out. He looks at the camera and goes sitting on the stairs.
Jericho: You're probably wondering what am I doing here? Well, to be honest... I have no idea. We all know Canada sucks. But... because my father lives here, I still have to come here every now and then because I'm a caring person. I care about my family, my father who lives all alone. For those of you who don't for some reason know... my father is a NHL legend. And just because my father was the best player in NHL history, it's my destiny to be the best wrestler in the world.
Jericho stands up and starts walking as the camera follows him.
Jericho: So why am I in GZWA now? Like I said before, I'm a caring person. I care about the little pathetic wrestling federation that is Ground Zero Wrestling Association.
Jericho turns around and looks directly to the camera.
Jericho: I came to save your sorry ass, do you understand me? I could get a MUCH better contract anywhere I wanted, but I choose to save this company. Now, I have been informed that my first match will be agains John Morrison. To be honest, he's one of the very few people in there that I've actually heard about. But I have a problem with him, though...
Jericho leans to a nearby wall.
Jericho: You call yourself The Shaman of Sexy? Listen to me carefully, junior! You can't give yourself a nickname like that without a good reason. Just look at me. My body screams "sexy" and that's why I'm called The Sexy Beast. Do you know what your body screams? Steroids! You may not understand it, but my nicknames aren't just nicknames. They have a meaning. Some people have tattoos that has meanings, I have my nicknames. I wouldn't be The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla if I wasn't the best rock singer in this century. I wouldn't be The Man of 1,004 Holds if I didn't know 1,004 holds. I wouldn't be The King of the World if I wasn't just that damn good!
Jericho stops leaning the wall and goes to sit on the stairs again.
Jericho: I've had a great career. It has made me what I am today. I came to help you. All of you have a long way ahead of you if you want to be anything like I am. Well, you can't do that exactly. But with me in the roster, the stars of GZWA will never........... eeeeeeveeeeer..... be the same........ again!
Jericho stands up and goes to the front door. He opens it and looks at the camera.
Jericho: Now, if you'll excuse me... My dad has made me some dinner.
Jericho walks in and slams the door behind him.
Jericho: You're probably wondering what am I doing here? Well, to be honest... I have no idea. We all know Canada sucks. But... because my father lives here, I still have to come here every now and then because I'm a caring person. I care about my family, my father who lives all alone. For those of you who don't for some reason know... my father is a NHL legend. And just because my father was the best player in NHL history, it's my destiny to be the best wrestler in the world.
Jericho stands up and starts walking as the camera follows him.
Jericho: So why am I in GZWA now? Like I said before, I'm a caring person. I care about the little pathetic wrestling federation that is Ground Zero Wrestling Association.
Jericho turns around and looks directly to the camera.
Jericho: I came to save your sorry ass, do you understand me? I could get a MUCH better contract anywhere I wanted, but I choose to save this company. Now, I have been informed that my first match will be agains John Morrison. To be honest, he's one of the very few people in there that I've actually heard about. But I have a problem with him, though...
Jericho leans to a nearby wall.
Jericho: You call yourself The Shaman of Sexy? Listen to me carefully, junior! You can't give yourself a nickname like that without a good reason. Just look at me. My body screams "sexy" and that's why I'm called The Sexy Beast. Do you know what your body screams? Steroids! You may not understand it, but my nicknames aren't just nicknames. They have a meaning. Some people have tattoos that has meanings, I have my nicknames. I wouldn't be The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla if I wasn't the best rock singer in this century. I wouldn't be The Man of 1,004 Holds if I didn't know 1,004 holds. I wouldn't be The King of the World if I wasn't just that damn good!
Jericho stops leaning the wall and goes to sit on the stairs again.
Jericho: I've had a great career. It has made me what I am today. I came to help you. All of you have a long way ahead of you if you want to be anything like I am. Well, you can't do that exactly. But with me in the roster, the stars of GZWA will never........... eeeeeeveeeeer..... be the same........ again!
Jericho stands up and goes to the front door. He opens it and looks at the camera.
Jericho: Now, if you'll excuse me... My dad has made me some dinner.
Jericho walks in and slams the door behind him.