Post by Xion Zeros on Jan 31, 2011 1:11:05 GMT -5
Note: VERY long show... Since we have a lot of new faces on board, I went the extra mile to make the show more than enjoyable for everyone. So everyone take a moment to read the ENTIRE show and not just the matches you're involved in. Trust me, you're going to enjoy this. As always, special thanks to those who sent in skits and helped out with the writing. Enjoy, folks
Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : Papa Roach - "Kick In The Teeth"
Recorded Date: January 28, 2011
Air Date: January 31, 2011
- GZWA Women's Championship - "Mistress of Manipulation" Karen Beth Zurich (champion) vs. "Heartbreaker" Lise Starr - Singles Match - If ANY contracted GZWA Diva interferes in this match they will be fired on the spot
Lise and KBZ open this match with a simple lock-up as the bell signals for the start. Lise begins overpowering KBZ by pushing her to the ropes. KBZ quickly slips out of Lise’s grip and goes behind her with a slap to the back of the head. Lise turns around with a wild clothesline. KBZ ducks under and strikes Lise with a Spinning Backfist. Lise stumbles to the side dazed by the move as KBZ prepares for her next, bouncing off the ropes, gaining momentum, for a Tilt a Whirl Headscissors Takedown. In mid-Tilt, Lise catches on and reverses Karen’s Headscissors with a Tilt-A Whirl Backbreaker of her own. Lise pushes KBZ off of her knee and down to the mat for a pin, only to get a count of 1. Lise pulls KBZ off the mat and whips her to the ropes. KBZ hangs on to the top rope, avoiding Lise’s next move. Lise guns towards Karen, but she pulls down on the top rope sending Lise up and over. Lise lands on her feet, unaware to KBZ, and pulls Karen to the outside through the bottom rope, her face hitting the ringside floor with a thud. Lise then hoists up in a Suplex position. She bounces KBZ’s feet on the bottom rope and slams her down perfectly executing a Slingshot Suplex. Lise rolls KBZ back in the ring, but KBZ rolls over to the ropes avoiding a pin and getting a bit of recovery time as the ref pushes Lise back. KBZ quickly runs off the ropes, catching Lise of guard with a knee to the gut. As Lise falls to her knee, KBZ follows with a Shining Wizard to the head. KBZ covers getting a 2 count as Lise is able to get a shoulder off the mat.
Lise pulls herself up to a vertical base, dodging a Heart Throbber (Charging Fame Kisser) and coming back with a Starrstruck (Superkick) out of nowhere. Unfortunately she hits the ref as KBZ squirmed out of the ring at the last second. KBZ slides back in expecting to take Lise out while she’s focused on the referee. Lise turns around the duck under KBZ’s clothesline and strike back with a uppercut to the chin. While Karen is dazed, Lise goes to the top rope for an aerial move. KBZ finds the will to get up and clip Lise’ leg causing her to land uncomfortably on the top turnbuckle. She climbs the top looking to take Lise off with a Superplex. Lise blocks each of her attempts and shoves her off to the mat getting a bit of recovery time till her next move. KBZ makes it to her feet, but finds herself knocked back to the mat via Missile Dropkick from Lise. Lise pulls KBZ to the corner and points to the turnbuckle signaling for the end; the Breaking Heart (Shooting Star Press). Just in time as the ref begins to regain consciousness, but before she can climb the turnbuckle the arena lights go out making it pitch black. Seconds later as the lights come back on, Lise is seen knocked out in the middle of the ring as KBZ looks on confused. Nonetheless she rushes over to Lise’s body to pin. The ref makes it back in the game as he makes the three count giving KBZ the win. KBZ quickly slides out of the ring snatching her title and clutching it close to her chest as she hauls ass up the ramp not questioning how or who helped her win.
Minutes later, Lise has finally regained consciousness as the ref helps her to a seated position. He informs her that the match is over and that she has lost. She looks up the ramp to see KBZ holding the title above her head with a smile before disappearing behind the curtain. Lise is clearly pissed as she beats her hands on the mat before taking the ref out again with a Starrstruck, this time on purpose. While throwing this fit, she is unaware of the figure that has jumped from the audience and made her way into the ring. Lise turns around into a Bitch Kick (Chick Kick) much to the crowd’s pleasing as they cheer on the person who has laid her out yet again; “The Ultimate Vixen” Raven. While receiving mostly cheers (little jeers) from the crowd, she raises a fist in the air showing off her pearly whites as they cheer on even more. Raven walks over to a knocked out Lise Starr, and bends over, formally bowing, as she is pleased with her work. Raven hops out of the ring and saunters up the ramp with a smile slapping hands with the fans before making her way backstage.
- Best Body Contest - "Voluptuous Vixen" Justice vs. Susan Rigger (debut) - Hosted by Trey "The Carter" Carter
The Women's title match has just ended and suddenly Trey "The Carter" Carter is excitedly vibrating in his seat. Francine looks at him disgustedly while leaning in the other direction.
Francine: You could at least wait unitl the girls are backstage before you start doing that...
The Carter: It's time! It's time! It's freaking time!
Francine: Time for what? What are you talking about?
IT'S TIME FOR THE "BEST BOD" CONTEST!
Francine: What? Why wasn't I...........
The Carter: That I am going to judge!
Francine: That would do it... Something told me to call in sick today...
The Carter: Don't be jealous, Frannie! I finally get my chance with Justice! Think about it, her and me, in the ring, shoulder-to-shoulder.....
Francine: All of the venereal diseases that Pfizer can't cure..... Besides, she is linked to the owner remember.
The Carter: I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I borrowed her for a night... or four.... Besides, I'm younger, hotter and blacker than our "fearless leader" anyway. There's no reason for her not to want me.
As "The Carter makes his way into the ring, Francine shoots back "I can think of a few thousand reasons."
Prof. X: If you are just tuning in, I would just like to welcome you to GZWA's first-ever "Best Body" competition between the newcomer Susan Rigger and our own, Justice. Susan was just signed this week so we know very little about her, but we are very familliar with Justice. This newcomer had better bring something extra-special if she wants to compete with our "Voluptuous Vixen". Wouldn't you agree, Francine?
Francine looks like she just drank month-old milk.
Francine: Yes, I would have to agree. I don't see how Miss Riggers has much of a chance with all the "advertising" Justice does in the back.
Prof. X: On that note, let's head over to our colleague in the ring.
The Carter: Laaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeeess and gentlemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnn. It is now time for the "Best Bod" contest.
Susan Rigger's entrance theme begins to play.
Francine: What a ham.
Prof. X: Let him have his moment, Francine.
Fine. Francine sits back in her chair and sulks.
The Carter: Introducing first, from merry ole London England, in her GZWA debut, let's give a warm welcome tooooo.......
Suuuuuuuuuusaaaan Rigggggeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!
A statuesque and extremely shapely brunette comes out from behind the curtain to gasps of awe and thunderous applause from the mosty male audience and at least one notable female looking on. Susan is all smiles for the appreciative audience, waving and blowing kisses until after she enters the ring.
Prof. X: Oh my! I had Justice pegged as the far-and-away odds-on favourite to win this, but after seeing Miss Rigger for the first time, I think it is Justice who had better make sure she brings her A-game for this contest!
Francine: Just what we needed, another "mamazon"! But at least she can finally kick that skank Justice to the curb! Yes! Yes!
Francine stands up and dances in her chair. The thunderous applause doesn't die down as Susan's theme fades into "Our Time" signalling the entrance of the "Voluptuous Vixen".
The crowd is a little confused when Justices misses her cue. Moments later, she emerges from behind the curtain, violently tearing the last of the tape from her torso. She is dressed for war, wearing her pink tights, thigh-high boots, leather gloves and an impossibly tight black leather vest (her Legion attire for those that remember). She angrily tosses the last of the tape backstage before storming to the ring. Forgoing her usual entrance, she dives into the ring and grabs the mic from "The Carter". Justice then turns to face the way she came.
Bloody hell! This is the best you have to offer? I have won multiple world heavyweight titles and now I am reduced to prancing around in my knickers in a "Best Breast" tourney? Bollocks to that!
Trey timidly comes up behind Justice to correct her, but when he taps her shoulder, she whirls to focus her anger on him. Justice is about to light into him when she notices Susan for the first time. Justice's eyes go wide.
Bloody Hell! A sly smirk creeps across Justice's face as she checks out the newcomer, not entirely disimillar from the way that "The Carter" was checking Susan out himself. My mate really does have great taste in birds! It is a good deal that I am not remaining for this farce of a contest or I should be afraid of losing!
Susan smiles awkwardly and looks around at the crowd, visibly uncomfortable at the attention that Justice is giving her.
Justice then gets serious again and rams her fingernail into Carter's chest as she points at him.
Later tonight I am going to prove to you.....
She does a circular point to the audience.
to all of you.......
Justice turns slightly and makes a stabbing motion with her finger.
and especially to you that I can still go all night long!
Francine: Please... you just can ask our lovable owner and the thousand of guys she's been with before him about the limitations of that Energizer Playboy Bunny...
Justice then slams the mic into "The Carter's" chest and storms back up the ramp, leaving everyone a little dumbfounded and non-plussed as to exaclty what just happened. Regaining his composure, Trey puts the mic to his lips.
The Carter: Well then, I guess Susan Rigger is the winner of our first-ever (and hopefully not last) "Best Brea..." errr "Best Bod" contest! Why don't you show off for the fans?
Carter holds one of Susan's hands in the air as she does a little twirl around it. Trey can't keep his eyes off of her form however and Susan periodically pushes his face away playfully while posing for the crowd. "The Carter" escorts Miss Rigger backstage until two security guards carry him by the arms back down to the ringside area and unceremoniously dump him back in his chair at commentary.
______________________________________________ - *A furious Lise Starr stomps around backstage, storming into ZX’s office. She places her hands on the desk huffing and puffing as Z casually leans back in his chair*
ZX: Can I help you?
*Before Lise could say a word, a voice from behind her speaks*
: I think she's here in regards to what happened in her match earlier.
*Lise turns around as the camera pans over to Raven sitting comfortably on the couch. She gets up from the couch and walks over to Z's desk, next to Lise*
Rae: Let me explain, sweetie. I won't go on with the details, but just know that I work here now. Yes, that's right! These past few weeks I've been trying to figure out who to make my target, and you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Plus you're kinda in the way of what I want. Besides you had like twenty-seven tries at that title and you still haven't gotten it so why would the match earlier be any different? Why didn't I just go to KBZ you ask? Well, screwing someone over just seemed like fun and I was informed that I'd have to work my way from the bottom to the top.....
*she finishes that last part of the sentence with a grimace as her eyes shift to ZX, looking him up & down. Just as Lise was finally going to get a word in Raven stops her*
Rae: Wait! I know what you're gonna say. The whole 'Diva under contract will be fired thing'. That actually reminded me.....
*Raven reaches in her bag and pulls up some papers. She grabs a pen from ZX and signs on the very last page and hands the papers to him*
Rae:.... NOW, I'm officially a GZWA Diva! Isn't that great?
*She wraps her arm around Lise's neck and pulls her in for a side-hug. Lise whips her head under Raven's arm ending the hug*
Rae: Ooh, snippy aren't we?
*Raven sticks her tongue out at Lise as she makes her way out of the office. Lise stands there in shock looking at ZX, but all he does is shrug his shoulders before sitting back in his seat as GZWA fades to a commercial break*
______________________________________________ - Tag Team Match - Molly Holly & "The Queen of Sins" Serena Dent (return) vs. Vespertine & "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez
It becomes dark in the arena and the song “Feuer frei” by Rammstein is played. Then a spotlight appears and Amanda comes to the stage, dressed in some shorts, a sports bra and some high heeled sandals. The fans are cheering at her and she waves at them and blows kisses at them while she makes her way down to the ring. As she comes to the ring she kicks off her high heeled sandals and slides into the ring. Then she takes a micro and after it becomes quiet she starts to speak.
~Amanda~
Ok ladies and gentlemen …thank you so much for this nice welcome
She waves at them again and then she continues.
~Amanda~
But before we start with this lil show here lemme first say some things about my match and my opponents. As you all know, I’m not a huge fan of tagteam matches, but this time it’s really a bit different. Tonight I will have a very special girl at my side, Vespertine. Yeah, and she’s not only special cuz she’s a great wrestler, she is special, cuz she’s the person I love and so I can be sure that she will hold my back and that we will take the win tonight.
Amanda has a happy smile in her face as she talks about Vesper, but then something else comes into her mind and now her facial expression becomes coldly.
~Amanda~
But sadly she’s not the only one I will meet here in the ring tonight. Yeah, we will face Molly Holly and Serena. Ok, about Molly I can’t say much cuz I only met her once. The only thing I know about her is that she’s a bit too old for this job and that she managed it to piss off my love Vesper in some way. Haha, but anyway, it will be fun to see a fighting grandma in the ring. Hopefully she won’t lose one of her many prostheses.
She laughs out and the fans are laughing to about her lil joke. But then she becomes hones again and now she has a cold glare in her eyes.
~Amanda~
But about my other opponent, Serena, I have a bit more to say. I know that this jealous bitch can’t stand me since our time at ZXWWF and it seems that this hasn’t changed till now. Ok, I did some mistakes in the past and I treated her bad, but this is over and I have apologized and so we really should forget this story. At least I would do it, but it seems that this bitch can’t forget and forgive.
At first I was happy as she left here, but now she’s back and since her return she has nothing better to do than to talk crap about me and to instigate my friends against me.
Amanda growls and bites her teeth, then she continues.
~Amanda~
She said that I only use other people and that I drop them when I have no use for them anymore, but that’s a lie. Jimmy Jacobs helped me and freed me from Kane and I wanted to help him too the last week, but I got distracted by Serena. So it wasn’t my fault that I couldn’t do anything for him. But everybody here knows that I do everything for my friends, I would even die for them.
So it’s a really mean lie what Serena says. Normally I wouldn’t care about this, but this bitch slowly goes on my nerves and so it’s time to stop her now. Normally I’m not really mean, but now I have enough and I will make sure that Serena will leave again, and this time forever.
For a moment it looks like Amanda will drop the micro, but then she raises her hand again.
~Amanda~
Oh, I almost forgot something. I heard that this bitch Justice was trying to get involved. She met Jimmy Jacobs and she also said some wrong crap about me. Ok Justice, I know that you are the lil playtoy of our boss, but that doesn’t mean that I’m scared of you. He only bangs you because he feels sorry for you and I must admit that I feel sorry for you too. Since you are here you couldn’t take a single win, so better take care for your own business than for mine. But if you continue with your crap then watch this match here and what will happen to Serena, cuz the same thing will happen to you.
Now Amanda drops the microphone and walks over to the corner of the ring. She leans against the ring post and waits for her partner and her opponents to come to the ring.
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Before they enter the ring, Molly Holly and Serena Dent stop halfway up the ramp to whisper their match strategies to each other. Vespertine and Amanda beckon them to the ring but eventually both become annoyed with waiting. Vespertine and Amanda roll out of the ring and dash up the ramp to bring their opponents to the ring by force. Vespertine starts the match against Serena Dent by Irish whipping her into the ropes. Serena Dent reverses the flow and sends Vespertine into the ropes instead. Vespertine rebounds from the ropes with Headscissor Armbar bringing Serena back down to the canvas. Serena Dent bites tooth and nail against the hold and manages to quickly reach the ropes to force the referee to break the hold. Serena Dent returns to her feet favoring her shoulder, and Vespertine immediately makes that her point of attack by quickly arm dragging her to the mat. Vespertine then tags out to Amanda, who springboards into the ring with a guillotine leg drop to the shoulder of the Queen of Sins. Dragging Serena to her feet by the arm, Amanda runs up the corner post with a Springboard Arm Drag before covering her. Molly Holly makes the save by breaking the near-fall.
Vespertine rushes in to assist Amanda but she's driven to the mat with a Snap Suplex. Amanda delivers a spinning roundhouse, but Molly evades it with ease, and sends The Goddess to the mat with a Release German Suplex. Molly Holly then helps Serena Dent to her feet, then drags both Vespertine and Amanda into position for the Envy (Standing Moonsault) from the Queen of Sins. Serena then hits the ropes, connecting with the Greed (Standing Shooting Star Press) to Vespertine before tagging out properly to Molly Holly. They both dropkick Vespertine underneath the bottom rope in unison before Molly continues the assault upon The Goddess. Pulling Amanda to her feet, Molly forcefully Irish whips Amanda into the corner post, causing Amanda's spine to impact against the unforgiving steel. Molly follows up with a handspring back elbow. Molly then perches herself on the middle rope as she begins delivering a series of punches to Amanda's forehead. Amanda frees herself with a rake of Molly's eyes before powerbombing her to the mat. Molly holds her back in pain as Amanda stalks her prey. Amanda charges in with the Fade to Black (Spear) but Molly counters with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Molly then climbs the top rope, the tables have turned as Molly stalks her prey for the Molly-Go-Round.
Vespertine shoves Molly off of the turnbuckle as she attempts the Molly-Go-Round, causing her to crash and burn onto the canvas. Amanda hits the ropes, seeking to capitalize on Molly's folly with a Strike of a Goddess (Clothesline from Hell). Clever and sneaky as ever, the Queen of Sins meets Amanda with a Apron Hotshot (Rope assisted neckbreaker) that staggers her long enough to allow Molly to capitalize on the opportunity with a Double Wrist Suplex Pin. Vespertine attempts to make the save, but a hair-pull backbreaker from Serena Dent allows Molly Holly to pick up the three-count victory tonight.
Molly Holly and Serena Dent grin from ear to ear as they head up the entrance ramp while Vespertine and Amanda Cortez laid on the mat glaring at their hated rivals, knowing that payback will comeback to them tenfold.
______________________________________________ - Ryan Kendrick can be seen backstage in a hallway sitting down on a bench. He's Dresed in A pair of ICP Trickpants, and a Extremly Baggy SES Shirt. He appears to be thinking hard, until he sees the camera approaching him. He stands up and meets the camera man halfway.
Jetstream... I see we have another match tonight. I supose your the one who requested it, because I didn't. I also supose your mad about the paticular fashion I went about winning our match at the last show. Well, If you wern't so intoxicated last week, you might have seen it coming ,and you might have been able to win the match. I know your a phenomonal young athlete. But we need to settle this before it gets out of hand, and a 6 person mixed tag-team match is no way to do it. We need to settle like everybody from my town settles their problems, a good-old fashion fight behind H-building of the high school. Everybody will be there. James Marequin,whos at every fight in the whole city, Johnny, The toughest kid at the school, and Hell, even the eleventh grade history teacher Mr. Ensign will be there. But the question is, do you have the balls to be there? Or will you chicken out like a little pussy? I'll Give you Till the next show to give me an answer along with a date.
Ryan would then walk away, heading towards the locker rooms, leaving the camera man wondering what was going to happen.
_______________________________________________ - Single w/ Manager Match - Emmagrace w/ Tia Brooks vs. Sarah Draven w/ Katie Matthews
Tia Brooks joins the commentary team at ringside while the match goes underway.
Prof. X: It's a pleasure to have one half of EWW's Finest joining us out here tonight. Did you enjoy the GZWA Women's Championship earlier tonight?
Tia Brooks: Thank you, Mr. Cox. It's a pleasure being part of the GZWA roster and I must say, I'm rather pleased that KBZ retained the championship. As much as I hate seeing her hold the title, that means I still have an opportunity to pay her back for cheating me out of my victory at the Devils May Cry PPV.
The Carter eyes Tia Brooks from head to toe before Francine sighs loudly.
Francine: Keep it in your pants, Carter. You've had more than enough 'fun' for one night.
The Carter: I'm just a firm believer that Tia Brooks and Emmagrace are the finest things to come out of EWW.
Francine: Start misbehaving again and I'll call the security guards to take you home this time...
The Carter sulks in his chair as Xavier Cox changes the subject.
Prof. X: Tia, do you have anything in mind for when you challenge KBZ again for the championship?
Tia Brooks: Just wait and see. KBZ isn't the only one with a few tricks up her sleeves.
In the ring, Emmagrace controls the momentum, swinging Sarah Draven across the ring with a hair-pull snapmare. Katie Matthews pounds on the ring apron as she watches from ringside. Emmagrace pulls Sarah to her feet and strikes with a several jabs to the mid-section before setting her up for the Judgment Slam. Sarah manages to counter with a Tornado DDT to turn the tide of momentum into her favor. Katie Matthews applauds from ringside as Sarah shakes off the cobwebs to continue the assault, connecting with a Spinning Wheel Kick as Emmagrace pulls herself off the mat. Sarah then climbs the top rope, diving down with a Cross Body as Emmagrace stands up again. Emmagrace catches Sarah Draven in her arms and counters with a Fireman Carry Slam and hooks the leg for a pin. 1... 2... Kickout!
Katie Matthews' heart skips a beat as she continues to pound on the ring apron while Tia Brooks is shown clapping for Emmagrace. Emmagrace and Sarah Draven return to their feet at the same time. Sarah's first to make a move, delivering a toe kick to Emmagrace's mid-section and goes for a Flip Piledriver. Emmagrace flips her overhead with ease before hitting the ropes. She rebounds with a clothesline but Sarah ducks underneath before capitalizing with another toe kick and following up with a Double Underhook Facebuster. Rolling Emmagrace over onto her back, Sarah then takes to the top rope once more before hitting the 225 (Diving Senton). Sarah Draven then hooks Emmagrace's leg as Sarah's body laid across Emmagrace's own. 1... 2... 3! Sarah Draven picks up the win as Katie Matthews manages to contain her excitement with clapping for her secret crush at ringside. Tia Brooks slides into the ring to help Emmagrace to her feet but Sarah Draven helps her up as well out of good sportsmanship. Emmagrace and Sarah share a handshake out of respect.
___________________________________________ - As Sarah Draven enters the backstage curtain followed by Katie Matthews, Mariah stands in the hallway smiling from ear to ear at her former student.
Mariah: Nice match there, Sarah. Don't mind if I steal my old student from you for a bit?
: I think she's here in regards to what happened in her match earlier.Sure, I was just going to go get washed up now.
Katie puts her arms behind her back and looks up, as Sarah goes.
Mariah: Thanks, Sarah. We totally have to hang out sometime. I didn't know you were that good in the ring.
[color=Purple=As Sarah walks off, Mariah puts his arm over Katie's shoulder, whispering into Katie's ear, "Did you tell her how much you want to go kissy-face on her yet?"
Katie smiles as Sarah leaves and slowly shifts her eyes to Mariah.
No...And please do not refer to it as that tedious term ever again.
Mariah: Why so cold Katie? It's not you're the one who lost that title match earlier tonight. Ugh... if I see KBZ hold that title for another month I'm going to honestly puke....
Katie takes a few steps back.
You're not puking on me. I've had too many close encounters with the gross kind...
Mariah folds her arms, "That didn't stop you from puking on me when training got to be too 'tough' for you."
I spend 9 years eating fats and drinking coke, did you really expect me to go through that crazy course without any repercussions?
Mariah: Maybe you're weren't tough enough... I thought I was training wrestlers not diva search contestants.
Katie puts her hand in her shirt and holds her midriff embarrasingly.
I'm not a skeleton with hair...I'm just petite.
Mariah: Lighten up. I'm just teasing. You came out better than some of my other students. If I didn't think so, I wouldn't have personally referenced you when Z was looking for female talent to hire for this company.
Katie puts her arms behind her back and bends her head, growing a slight cocky smile.
Yes I'm awesome, love me.
Mariah: Whoa there, Katie. You better save that line for Sarah. I don't think you need to be hitting on your teacher.
Ha ha ha(!)
Katie leans back and crosses her arms.
We're still having that exhibition at some point.
Mariah: You bet your sweet Sarah-loving ass on that. You know where the wrestling school is at. We can have it there sometime.
Katie's eyes go wide as she puts her hands on her ass.
Yeah...sure...I know I'd uhh....beat you...
Mariah grins at Katie's embarrassment and adds, "Sure, keep thinking that."
Don't go easy on me. I know I won't on you.
Katie rubs her hands through hair.
I was thinking about going back to being blond, or maybe dirty blond, what do you think?
Mariah walks up to Katie then around her in a circle before grabbing her hair forcefully and examining it.
Mariah: Dirty blonde. That's how I first met you. It would be appropriate when we start tagging together...
Katie makes goofy noises as Mariah tugs her hair.
Watch it, I know I'm only 23, but I've had a lot of quarter life crisises in my youth so my hair might fall out early.
Mariah: WHINY! Ugh... we're SOO going to have to change that if I'm going to hook you up with your dream girl in time for Valentine's Day... C'mon we have much more 'chatting' to do...
Katie rises her eyebrow inquisitively.
About what?
Mariah: Play dumb all you like, but we still have our 'contract'... C'mon, class is back in session.
Mariah walks away as Katie follows.
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[/li][li]Singles Match - Alkertraz (debut) vs. Andre Holmes (debut)
The match starts off with Andre Holmes attacking Alkertraz during his entrance as the two Superstars brawl their way into the ring as Referee "Slick" Johnson rings the bell to officially start the match. Andre Holmes pressures Alkertraz into the corner with a series of boxing body blows before backing up a few feet and charging in with a running elbow shot into the corner. Alkertraz hits an explosive counter in the form of a spinebuster to the mat. Andre Holmes holds his back as he groggily pulls himself off the mat. Alkertraz continues the assault, charging in with a Spear - only for Holmes to stop him cold in his tracks with a Thrust Kick (Super Kick) to the face. Alkertraz falls to the mat at Holmes' feet before Holmes goes for the cover. 1... 2... Kick-Out!
Alkertraz manages to kick out at a near-fall. Andre Holmes gets in Slick Johnson's face, arguing the speed of the count. Alkertraz sneaks behind Holmes and applies a Sleeper Hold. Slick Johnson looks for signs of Andre Holmes submitting but Holmes fights on. Alkertraz clenches the hold tighter as Referee Slick Johnson raises Holmes' arm for signs of consciousness. Holmes' arm drops limp after the first rise, then again after the second. Referee Johnson raises Holmes' arm a third time but Holmes drives himself and Alkertraz backwards into the nearby turnbuckle. The force of Alkertraz's spine impacting against the corner post eases his grip on the Sleeper Hold enough to allow Andre Holmes to escape. As Alkertraz crumples in the corner, Andre Holmes connects with a successful Running Elbow Shot to the corner. Alkertraz staggers out of the corner and into a well-placed toe kick followed by a Reverse Brainbuster DDT.
Andre Holmes then seals the deal with a Running Shooting Star Press - only for Alkertraz to defend with his knees up. Alkertraz capitalizes with a Jackhammer to Holmes. Once again, Alkertraz stalks Andre Holmes with a Spear. He closes in and like before Andre Holmes has it well-scouted with a counter of a Thrust Kick (Super Kick) - or so he thought. Alkertraz ducks underneath the Thrust Kick only to capitalize with the One112Twelve (Chokeslam to Rock Bottom), planting Holmes in the middle of the ring. Alkertraz covers Holmes to get the 3-count and victory here tonight in his debut. Alkertraz may have won tonight but this feud between him and Andre Holmes is far from over.
[/li][li]Singles Match - "Shaman of Sexy" John Morrison vs. "The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla" Chris Jericho (debut)
Prof. X: Mere minutes ago, we had a rather impressive debut for both Alkertraz and Andre Holmes, now GZWA is the home of Y2J himself, Chris Jericho!
The Carter: There's plenty of Jericholics in the building anxious to see his debut tonight - me included.
Francine: Please, Carter. The only thing you're addicted to is women's breasts. We saw more than enough proof of that earlier tonight. The janitors will be cleaning up that mess you left in the bathroom for weeks...
John Morrison starts the match off with an European uppercut to the face of Jericho, then follows up with a Russian Leg Sweep. Morrison then plants a Breakdance Legdrop (180° spun flare transitioned into a leg drop) to the throat of Jericho before going for an early cover. Jericho kicks out after a count of 1.
Seizing the opportunity to continue carrying the momentum in this match, Morrison springboards from the ropes with a Flying Chuck (Springboard Enzuigiri) while Chris Jericho returns to a vertical basis. Jericho ducks the kick and capitalizes with an One-Handed Bulldog to the Shaman of Sexy. Jericho then springboards from the ropes with a Lionsault. Morrison rolls out of the way while Jericho lands on his feet. Morrison springs up to his feet, hitting a STO Backbreaker to Jericho then following up with a Neckbreaker to drive Jericho back down to the canvas. Morrison goes for the kill, climbing from the top rope and flying off with the Starship Pain (Split-Legged Corkscrew Moonsault). Chris Jericho puts his knees up to defend as Morrison holds his abdomen as he rolls onto the mat. Chris Jericho returns to his feet, applying the Liontamer on the fallen Shaman of Sexy. John Morrison bites tooth and nail against the hold, but Jericho rolls him over and almost sits on his spine as he continues to wrench the hold tighter in the middle of the ring. Soon the pain is too much for the Shaman of Sexy and taps, granting the victory to Chris Jericho by submission.
As Chris Jericho celebrates his victory, a figure runs down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring. Spinning Jericho around to face him he hits his infamous finishing maneuver known to many as the RKO. The referee tries to usher him out of the ring, but that only drives this Superstar to hit yet another RKO on the referee. With Chris Jericho and the referee out cold at his feet, he asks for a microphone from ringside.
Randy Orton: I can see how much GZWA management thinks of a grand asset of myself to not book me on tonight's card. Hell, I didn't even show up on the official roster statement until I made a public compliant about it. So tonight, I've decided to add an exclamation point to the dotted line after I signed my GZWA contract. Chris Jericho, consider yourself lucky as you're first Superstar to fall at the hands of the Legend Killer.
Randy Orton throws his arms up in signature pose as GZWA Primetime takes a commercial break.
[/li][li]Mixed Tag Team Match - "The Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick, Bobbi Jackson & "Rockin' Redhead" Christy Hemme vs. "The X-stream" Jetstream, Kaitlyn & "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson
Christy Hemme and Kaitlyn start off the match, with the Fiery Redhead starting the match strong with axe kick to the spine of Kaitlyn. Pulling Kaitlyn from off the mat, Hemme delivers a toe kick to the mid-section before going for a Twist of Fate. Kaitlyn shoves Christy Hemme into the turnbuckle and charges in behind her with a running dropkick. Hemme counters with a split-legged evasion to a Sunset Flip to pin Kaitlyn's shoulders to the mat. One... Two... Kick-Out! Laura Jackson drops a double axe handle to Hemme to break the pin. Christy Hemme motions to retaliate on the Tattooed Beauty but Referee Earl Hebner holds her at bar as Laura steps back out onto the ring apron. Kaitlyn takes advantage of the distraction with a Hair-Pull Backbreaker to the Rockin' Redhead followed by a foot stomp to the midsection.
Kaitlyn then climbs the turnbuckle as Laura Jackson makes a blind tag while Kaitlyn leaps off with a Diving Elbow Drop. Hemme rolls out of the way and springs back to her feet to follow up with a counter but the Tattooed Beauty makes sure it's Bedtime (Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the ribs) for Hemme before applying the Nighty-Night (Body Scissors and Headlock Combination). Bobbi Jackson makes the save to free Hemme. Laura Jackson and Bobbi Jackson stare down, with the Tattooed Beauty making the first move with a right hook. Bobbi Jackson ducks the blow with Laura Jackson spinning around to strike again only for Hemme to connect with a Diving Cross Body. With Laura down, Christy Hemme tags out to Bobbi Jackson who drags Laura to the middle of the ring for the Show-Shooter (Sharpshooter). Laura kicks her away with a shove to the spine and into a Reverse Atomic Drop from the assisting Kaitlyn. Now back on her feet, Laura connects with a Tampa Driver (Cradle Piledriver). Christy Hemme connects with a Spear to Kaitlyn after the Reverse Atomic Drop while Laura goes for the pin.
Ryan Kendrick finally gets involved by pulling Laura Jackson off of Bobbi Jackson's body. Showing no fear to her male-counterpart in this match, the Tattooed Beauty gets in the Straight-Edge Juggalo's face before he points behind her. Bobbi Jackson lifts Laura overhead with a Release German Suplex. Christy Hemme tags herself in as hits the FFG (Diving Split-Legged Guillotine Leg Drop) to the grounded Laura Jackson. Hemme then tags out to Kendrick who Irish whips her into the corner, before delivering a Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash) to the Tattooed Beauty. Kendrick is struck with a Sleeperslam from behind as Jetstream made a blind tag while Laura Jackson impacted into his team's corner. After Laura rolls underneath the ring apron to catch her breath, Jetstream climbs up the top rope, taking flight with a Kamakazi Bomb (Swanton Bomb). Jetstream covers Kendrick but Bobbi Jackson returns the favor by breaking the pin after a 2 count.
Kaitlyn charges in the ring with clothesline that sends both Bobbi and Kaitlyn out of the ring alongside the recovering Laura. Christy Hemme joins the party with a vaulting body press out of the ring, crashing into all of Divas at ringside. Hemme then continues the assault with a Lou Thesz Press to Kaitlyn but Kaitlyn counters with a Dazzling Buster (Inverted Full Nelson to Spinebuster combination). Before Kaitlyn can give herself a pat on the back, Bobbi Jackson plants a Super Kick to the jaw of Kaitlyn before reeling her back in for a Pedigree to take out the trash.
Back in the ring, Jetstream hits the ropes, rebounding with a Rev Up The Plane (Flying Clothesline). Ryan Kendrick ducks under the blow, rebounding from the ropes with a Murda-Go-Round (Headscissor Takedown to DDT). Ryan Kendrick stalks Jetstream as he pulls himself off the canvas and sprays the Red Mist (Poison Red Mist). Jetstream pulls the referee in the way who takes the blinding shower instead. Kendrick attempts to help the referee clear his eyes and avoid disqualification, but Jetstream capitalizes with a Bomb Dropper (Kick to the Gut, Uppercut, followed by a Twist of Fate). Referee Earl Hebner has finally wiped his eyes clear of the red mist and slides into position to make the count for the pending cover. Bobbi Jackson attempts to intervene but Laura Jackson clips her feet from underneath her, causing her to fall from the ring apron and granting Jetstream time to pick up the 3-count victory.
[/li][li]Main Event: Steel Cage Match w/ GZWA Heavyweight Champion "The Demonic Angel" Omega on commentary - "The Statement" Victor Philips vs. "The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs (only if he's medically cleared) vs. Nathan Simmons (w/ Sensational Mary) vs. "The Soul Rider" Shia Storm
As Nathan Simmons and Sensational Mary are heading towards the imposing steel structure, Justice runs up behind Simmons with a lethal elbow bunt to the back of the neck. Caught off guard and off balance, Simmons stumbles forward. Successive elbow bunts keep Simmons reeling until he is holding himself up by his hands on the guardrail. Justice's fury keeps him unable to even turn around until Mary grabs Justice's ponytail with both hands and drags her off Nathan.
Justice cocks her arm and sends her elbow flying towards Mary's nose until a grotesque Spear from Nathan Simmons sends Justice backwards right through the guardrail! The person sitting behind where the two brawlers went through just barely made it out of the way with only Justice's arm slapping against his thigh. Justice herself was not so lucky.
With a blood-curdling scream, the kind of scream that wrestlers are told to never let escape their lips, Justice lands on the chair that the hapless spectator was sitting on. The edge of the seat is lodged in the small of Justice's back. One of the nearby referees for the cage match comes over to inspect the scene and immediately put his arms up in a big "X" over his head. A team of EMT's come rushing out from the back to find Justice unconscious and twitching on the floor. Blood begins to pour out of her mouth and nose. For their part, Simmons is standing at the ready in case Justice gets up while Mary leans on his shoulder, laughing.
Finally hearing word of this, the owner himself comes flying from backstage. He starts physically tossing the EMT's and officials with a strength that few knew he had in an effort to get at his girlfriend. After a few of the wrestlers come out from the back, ZX is finally pulled back far enough that everyone can safely go about the business of getting Justice out of there. Then ZX's pained expression meets the jubilant face of Sensational Mary.
As ZX moves towards them, Simmons levels his steely gaze at the "Fighting Dreamer", patiently waiting for him to make the first move. ZX points at Mary and yells "This is way too far, bitch!"
Mary has a sarcastically innocent look on her face as she shrugs her shoulders.
She jumped us from behind and it backfired. She got hurt because of it and there isn't a damned thing you can do to us!
Mary laughs heartily as she pulls Simmons by the arm towards the ring. As they head away, Mary repeats "You can't touch us" over and over. The EMT's hoist Justice up on a guerney and wheel her up the ramp. ZX follows slowly, not taking his eyes off of Sensational Mary.
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"The Statement" Victor Philips, Nathan Simmons, and "The Soul Rider" Shia Storm stand in the ring awaiting the arrival of "Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs. He comes walking out from behind the curtain with a neck brace on and his forehead bandaged from the beating he took from Shia Storm last week while "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez leads him towards the ring. Immediately, "The Queen of Sins" Serena Dent attacks Amanda from behind with a steel chair. She then stands in Jacobs' path, begging him to not compete and risk further injury.
Jacobs doesn't want to listen and The Queen of Sins had already planned for this outcome as several EMTs and guards have followed her out and are surrounding Jacobs as they order him backstage for proper treatment. Jacobs is reluctant to their requests but kisses the hand of Serena Dent as he follows her slowly back up the entrance ramp.
Meanwhile, inside the ring, the referee has locked the steel cage shut and the match is underway as a triple threat. Both Shia Storm and Victor Philips double team against Simmons, sending him flying against the steel cage wall like a battering ram. Simmons explodes with anger and recklessly lashes out towards the Soul Rider but he's taken down to the mat with a Crossface hold. The Statement doesn't want to feel left out of the fun as he connects with The Final Statement (Texas Cloverleaf) on Simmons' lower body. Sensational Mary screams from outside of the cage at the top of her lungs, ordering Simmons not to submit. Simmons manages to get his free hand on the ropes to force Referee Earl Hebner to break the holds.
Shia Storm and Victor Philips do not fret as Simmons is disposed of for the moment and the match is now one-on-one for the moment. Both Superstars lock up in the middle of the ring, with Shia Storm pulling Victor Philips into a side headlock. Victor shoves Shia into the ropes and hits a forearm smash to his spine before connecting with a Bridging German Suplex. One... Two... Kick-Out! Shia Storm rolls back out of the pin attempt and hits the ropes, rebounding with a low dropkick as Victor returns to a vertical base. This brings Victor down on one knee. Shia Storm follows up with a Jumping DDT, leaving The Statement out cold. Shia Storm then motions towards the cage door to win the match with ease by escaping the confines of the steel cage.
Just as the door is unlocked and Shia Storm sticks his head out of the cage door, Jimmy Jacobs comes charging back down towards the ring and slams the door in Storm's face. Sensational Mary is jumping up and down by the commentary table as Simmons capitalizes with the Da Vinci Code (Chaos Theory) on the disoriented Soul Rider, sending Storm into the corner post with the modified rolling German Suplex.
As Shia Storm holds his neck in pain, Simmons climbs up the side of the cage while Sensational Mary cheers him on. The crowd is on their feet as Victor Philips is quick on his heels as he follows him up the side of the cage. Simmons swings his legs over the top of the cage and is mere moments from dropping down to the floor below. Victor grabs him by head and pulls him back over the top of the cage. Simmons rakes Victor in the eyes, but The Statement blindly headbutts Simmons to retaliate. Simmons almost falls from the top of cage from his disorientation but Victor remedies that with superplex back into the ring from the top of the cage. The crowd chants of "Holy Shit!" echo throughout the building as The Statement weakly covers Simmons. One... Two... Three!! Victor Philips is declared the winner as Sensational Mary screams out of frustration at her client's loss. Victor Philips helps Shia Storm to his feet but he refuses the help as he storms out the ring holding his neck.
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As The Statement celebrates his victory tonight, a lone figure has been watching the entire GZWA Primetime taping from the rafters above. As tonight's Primetime comes to a close the question in many minds tonight is why has "The Icon" Sting shown up in GZWA?
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I wanted a strong debut for you, a strong continuation for me and a good representation for the commentators. You can ask ZX even, I asked him if I put you over well enough because I felt I went into business for myself a little bit.
I doubt Psycho Sagus is ever going to appear in ring that ZX has anything to do with again anyway LMAO. 
