Post by Alkertraz on Feb 10, 2011 20:22:37 GMT -5
Alkertraz is seen entering the locker room within GZWA with headphones in with his lips moving singing along to whatever music is playing through his mp3 player. Alkertraz is wearing his tradition black t-shirt with One''112''Twelve written across the chest. A look of confusion comes across Alkertraz’s face, as the camera pans round Alkertraz is seen looking at a few possessions being spread across the locker room floor. Alkertraz looks up seeing the lock on his locker broken, rubbing his hand over his head in a thinking motion. Intrigued Alkertraz opens the door to his locker as he does a massive green cloud of smoke sprays out covering him. Alkertraz instantly steps away in a coughing fit waving his hand in the air trying to clear the smoke.
Alkertraz: *cough, cough* Son of a bitch!... *cough*
The smoke clears and the stench is clearly shown on Alkertraz’s face as a look of disgust appears. Walking out from the locker room with purpose to a TV monitor outside where Alkertraz watches Andre Holmes promo from earlier in the day. Alkertraz smiles and shakes his head as he realises exactly what has happened. Alkertraz turns to the camera and begins to clap with a smile on his face.
Alkertraz: Very good Andre, very good!... I mean I gotta hand it to you man, you achieved your purpose I smell like a threatened skunk, but don’t get all high hoped and exited Homo I’m far from threatened!... And just like I handed this moment to you Andre, I handed you a beating at Primetime but it’s allright you can get used to it, cause nothings gonna change anytime soon!... And as it looked like you was struggling just a little in your promo earlier let me help you out just a little!... I think the phrase or “quote’’ your looking for Andre to express the position your in is… “You don’t loose if you get knocked down, you loose if you stay down’’… You can have that little bit of inspiration on me homeless. And are you still flapping your gums about my pronunciation towards mocking your name?! surly you should be more concerned on that I mock you in the first place but then again you should be grateful I acknowledge your existence at all!... And just for clarification Holmes rhymes with gnomes does it not?! I think the premise that it does should be enough!...
Alkertraz walks from camera view and begins to make his way down the corridor, the camera keeps pace. Alkertraz is seen smelling himself with a continued look of disgust on his face. Trent Lewis yet again appears from no where and steps to Alkertraz, Alkertraz steps back as to motion a smell has just appeared.
Alkertraz: Damn what’s that smell Trent, you fart?!...
The thousands in attendance are heard laughing over the PA System. Trent looks to himself and sniffs behind him and his clothes, Alkertraz smiles to the camera knowing the smells clearly coming from him. Trent Lewis shrugs his shoulders in confusion. Alkertraz takes the microphone from Trent.
Alkertraz: I know exactly what your gonna ask Trent so I’ll save you the time and pain of thinking of questions… Ryan Kendrick! Mr straight edge!... Whilst we are the subject of sharing music with parody’s of empire state of mind. I’ve found myself the perfect response for my two opponents, in fact there’s a little verse for either man if you avert your eyes and watch, it won’t take you long to recognise what verse is related to Andre Homeless and that to Ryan Kendrick…
Video comes over the titantron so that the thousands in attendance can appreciate it - . The crowd laughs along as the parody plays through. As the video ends GZWA cuts back to Trent Lewis and Alkertraz, Alkertraz has a satisfied smile on his face whilst Trent is seen giggling to himself.
Alkertraz: You see Ryan Kendrick no matter what road you think you can go down and think you out smarted me or done one better over me, I will always be there to back hand the little son bitch that you are and put you back in your place!. Cause Kendrick, no matter what corner you cut or perspective you decide to progress with… No matter the sadistic stare you think will phase me or path you take to side track or halt me… No matter the scenario or situation, I WILL always be just that little bit better!. I will be here blocking the future you seek and the ladder you wanna climb in this business because you will never have it in you to defeat me. You will always be cast in my shadow picking up the pieces from rivalries I have finished and title shots and opportunities I don’t want!... You will never threaten the man or position I’m in, in this company or in any other life and the sooner you come to terms with that, the sooner you can get back to fighting rookies in dark matches that don’t even make the live recordings!...
Alkertraz goes to hand the microphone back to Trent Lewis then thinks again.
Alkertraz: In fact let my finish my rant Trent. Just like you was brought up by yellow belly rednecks and wannabe gangsters is to how you was born an raised Kendrick. You continue the trend with conviction and sufficient evidence to back the “man’’ you are today. Just like your counterparts you are the prime example of a yellow belly bitch and most importantly a massive success at being a wannabe!... A wannabe superstar throughout the world and a wannabe wrestler and exactly how you failed at being a superstar, you failed miserable at being a wrestler!...
Alkertraz roles his head and neck relaxing them, a smile creeps across his face.
Alkertraz: And it’s good to hear they enjoy themselves Ryan it really is, you gotta give it to them to have a drink of two on there birthdays and you can’t deny a little sex here and there but not with members of your own family! Or am I mistaken? don’t rednecks traditionally father there own sisters baby?!...
Trent Lewis laughs to himself and the thousands in attendance are heard laughing over the PA System.
Alkertraz: But there is one thing you mentioned you got absolutely spot on Kendrick and that is your ability to talk trash! Or in layman’s terms absolute BULLSHIT!!!!... You got a problem or take offence to the gay jokes Kendrick cause they hit a little too close to home then don’t listen to what I gotta say but then again how could you ignore or avoid me! I’m the damn future of this company!... And before you continue to piss and moan about me using words you can’t understand. Them mainly being ones longer than eight letters long then don’t worry yourself. I got you a little pocket dictionary but then again if you can’t read that you could always make use of it and stick it directly up your yellow bellied red necked wannabe ass!...
Alkertraz hands the microphone back followed by a Look of disgust towards Trent Lewis with intention that he smells, Alkertraz turns smiling yet again as he walks out of shot. Trent Lewis is left standing there sniffing himself all over checking for bad smells.
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