Post by Alkertraz on Feb 28, 2011 14:40:07 GMT -5
Alkertraz is seen stepping out from the dull lighten corridor in the distance with headphones placed over his head and a smile as though he’s enjoying himself. As he approaches Alkertraz notices the camera, looking to either side of him then behind as though looking for someone. Alkertraz takes the headphones from his head and places them around his neck.
Alkertraz: Trent!!!!...
GZWA interviewer Trent Lewis gingerly walks into shot.
Alkertraz: This is beginning to get a little wired, your like a stalker you know that right…
Trent Lewis shrugs his shoulders as to say it’s part of the job. He then goes back into work mode.
Trent Lewis: Alkertraz, today the seven men also including yourself each received the forthcoming Primetime match card preview with the stipulation of a mini battle royal in preparation for out next PPV Riot Control. In what you could say will be a teaser for the fans for the overwhelming task that faces each man will face come Riot Control of a 20 man strong competition to see who is the greatest superstar in GZWA and maybe the world today…
Alkertraz: There’s no doubt about it Trent the victor pacing that canvas when the final bell sounds will without question or fail will be the greatest superstar to grace our company and the world as we know it. It’s not a small feat stepping into that ring at Primetime against six other best of the best wrestlers in this company, let alone when Riot Control rears it’s ugly head and then you get thrown into the depths of hell with 19 other highly trained world class superstars with the intentions of doing whatever is absolutely possible to beat you down and throw your bruised lifeless carcass over the top rope and then to watch you stumble out of that arena looking back at what could have been!…
Trent Lewis: ……………………….
Alkertraz: And if your willy nilly throwing around words like ‘’competition’’ to describe what lies ahead for each man at both events then I don’t think you fully comprehend the scale of this ‘’competition’’ you so lightly speak of Trent. Let me put it to you this way, If I was to slap the taste outta your mouth right now, there would be no competition just another dude with no teeth tryna converse for a living. You get my point or shall I simplify it for you!... You against me is no competition Trent it’s an out right onslaught, me against 19 other superstars a competition?, you get the picture!...
Trent Lewis nods along confirming he understand the metaphor.
Trent Lewis: Let’s now focus on more pressing matters for instants Primetime. It will be yourself vs. "Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick vs. Andre Holmes vs. "The X-Stream" Jetstream vs. "The Shaman of Sexy" John Morrison vs. "The Ayatollah of Rock 'N Rolla" Chris Jericho vs. "The Parental Warning" Dean Maddoxxx. If one has to prepare for any match in there careers, you would have thought that this would undoubtedly be it!...
Alkertraz: You really have to introduce them using there whole names?... I mean it doesn’t represent them in the greatest vision in the heads of the millions at home and thousands in attendance first off we have my visionary brother the non alcoholic, fresh soled follower of the insane clown pussies Ryan Kendrick then the almighty midget Andre the Homeless and then ‘’The X-Stream’’ Piss-stream but there names speaks for them self. Followed by "The Shaman of Sexy" now I don’t know what angle your going for on this John Morrison but it raises many a question. One! Are you a medium between visible ‘’sexy’’ world and the invisible ‘’sexy’’ spirit world?. Two! Are you the student of ‘’sexy’’ magic or just after control?. Or three! Are you the biggest douche-bag waste of space to ever grace this world and the oxygen we breath!... Answers on a postcard!...
Trent Lewis has a little giggle. Alkertraz stares at him as to say why the hell are you laughing!.
Alkertraz: Then there’s "The Ayatollah of Rock 'N Rolla" the leader of all rock n roll. Chris Jericho the only thing your gonna be leading come Primetime is the queue of men following you over the top rope!... Last and most probably least we have "The Parental Warning" Dean Maddoxxx is there much I can say about this man that it already doesn’t scream Trent? All I can think of is… Lock up your children!!!!...
Trent Lewis not being able to hold in his giggle lets out a laugh. Alkertraz shakes his head at Trent in a joking way as to say how unprofessional. Trent Lewis struggles to contain himself then continues with the questioning.
Trent Lewis: My final question to you Alkertraz, what is your take on one of wrestling’s original and probably one of the most exiting stipulation to ever grace our business the Battle Royal?!...
Alkertraz: The good old school over the top battle royal? I’m all for it. There’s no school like the old school Trent. I mean, why wouldn’t I be, an extra few men to step to and bring them down from there pedestal sweating and breathing down on everybody like they something, with the assumption that they are better than they are and like they have fought for there right to do so!... But there’s NOTHING like cutting the legs from there own god like status and send them crashing down to earth, you can’t pass up an opportunity like that on any given day. Let alone when the top superstar in this business is to be revealed for the first time come the final bell on that very night. Six other top superstars to prove your worth to in one sitting, you turn your nose up to a stipulation and opportunity like that then your not worth the boots you lace…
Trent Lewis: So Alkertraz, are you saying your going to win the Battle Royal at Primtime?...
Alkertraz: Pay attention you little gibbon, you think I’m in this business with the intention to NOT win every last match I put pen to paper too. There isn’t a match I haven’t fought in, there has never been a contract I haven’t signed, weather it be against the odds or in over my head. I have stared fear directly in the eye with complete conviction that I will overcome it’s warning. Bruised ego or broken bones Trent what needs must and I must face every competitor without doubt that I will win, whatever may come of it. Maybe you should be asking the other 6 superstars in this match how they are going to overcome and control this one man riot!!!!...
Alkertraz calmly places the headphones back over his ears, smiles at Trent then walks out of camera angle GZWA fades to a commercial break.
