Post by Eddie Kingston on Mar 24, 2011 18:05:16 GMT -5
"Today is a very special day. No, it's not special because this is the first time I'm addressing the fine people of GZWA. Instead yours truly is turning thirty two today. Yep, thirty two years old and I've been with the same woman for about nineteen years now. Pretty impressive wouldn't you say?"
The face of Brad Kane is shown now on a YouTube screen. Yeah, he usually uploads his promos on YouTube so everyone can see them, including the fans to know what he's thinking.
"I've already had my birthday party which would explain why I'm sitting here right now talking to everyone. Of course by the time this gets done rendering and uploading it'll probably be a couple of days later. Today was a great day. Got to celebrate with my friends and family and well..."
He pauses for a moment, letting a sly grin creep across his near clean shaven face.
"I had sex with five different women but that's a completely different story. No matter though as this is a new chance for myself to become a more well known wrestler. Despite wrestling for seven years across the world there are still a great deal of people who've never heard of me."
Brad nods his head, agreeing with himself for a moment. He tilts his head back to try to think of how to follow this one up.
"People that should've heard of me on the internet really haven't. A little weird seeing as how people have the internet and so much access to wrestling through means like streams or torrents. Some of them might even pay for it. Who knows. Regardless seems like I'm just not a well known guy here..."
Another sly grin creeps on his face.
"Outside of a couple of busty women, anyways."
The grin fades away which leads into his serious mode. Dude knows he has to work.
"My first contest here in Ground Zero Wrestling Association is a giant Riot match. A nearly familiar concept to me but it's a hellva chance to make a splash here in a new promotion where I enter as an unknown. I'll be honest, I don't mind being an unknown here. A lot of people don't like me because of how I've acted in my past.
I've been an asshole to people. I've lied my way to the top. I've stabbed friends in the back. Brad Kane just isn't a well liked person. Sometimes I can excel in this role but since no one knows who the hell I am here, I don't need to be that guy. I can just be myself."
Kane exhales slowly before continuing on.
"I know of no one in this match. Everything is so unknown to me and I'm not the type to make generalized statements about folks I don't know. Not a great way to make a friend or two to begin my story here. This Riot match, as I said before, is a great chance to establish the Brad Kane brand of professional wrestling. I'm not the fastest, biggest or strongest but I do kick pretty damn hard.
Been known to knock people out because I think I'm in some MMA style match. So I wish all the other men in this contest the best of luck. I think this could be the start of something fantastic for all the parties involved here.
Not gonna promise a win but I'll do my best."
Brad nods his head before reaching over to shut his webcam off. The YouTube video shows links to other things now that don't really make a lick of sense...
The face of Brad Kane is shown now on a YouTube screen. Yeah, he usually uploads his promos on YouTube so everyone can see them, including the fans to know what he's thinking.
"I've already had my birthday party which would explain why I'm sitting here right now talking to everyone. Of course by the time this gets done rendering and uploading it'll probably be a couple of days later. Today was a great day. Got to celebrate with my friends and family and well..."
He pauses for a moment, letting a sly grin creep across his near clean shaven face.
"I had sex with five different women but that's a completely different story. No matter though as this is a new chance for myself to become a more well known wrestler. Despite wrestling for seven years across the world there are still a great deal of people who've never heard of me."
Brad nods his head, agreeing with himself for a moment. He tilts his head back to try to think of how to follow this one up.
"People that should've heard of me on the internet really haven't. A little weird seeing as how people have the internet and so much access to wrestling through means like streams or torrents. Some of them might even pay for it. Who knows. Regardless seems like I'm just not a well known guy here..."
Another sly grin creeps on his face.
"Outside of a couple of busty women, anyways."
The grin fades away which leads into his serious mode. Dude knows he has to work.
"My first contest here in Ground Zero Wrestling Association is a giant Riot match. A nearly familiar concept to me but it's a hellva chance to make a splash here in a new promotion where I enter as an unknown. I'll be honest, I don't mind being an unknown here. A lot of people don't like me because of how I've acted in my past.
I've been an asshole to people. I've lied my way to the top. I've stabbed friends in the back. Brad Kane just isn't a well liked person. Sometimes I can excel in this role but since no one knows who the hell I am here, I don't need to be that guy. I can just be myself."
Kane exhales slowly before continuing on.
"I know of no one in this match. Everything is so unknown to me and I'm not the type to make generalized statements about folks I don't know. Not a great way to make a friend or two to begin my story here. This Riot match, as I said before, is a great chance to establish the Brad Kane brand of professional wrestling. I'm not the fastest, biggest or strongest but I do kick pretty damn hard.
Been known to knock people out because I think I'm in some MMA style match. So I wish all the other men in this contest the best of luck. I think this could be the start of something fantastic for all the parties involved here.
Not gonna promise a win but I'll do my best."
Brad nods his head before reaching over to shut his webcam off. The YouTube video shows links to other things now that don't really make a lick of sense...
