Post by Eddie Kingston on Apr 23, 2011 20:29:00 GMT -5
The Kane mansion. It's a huge place. I mean it is a mansion for crying out loud. Brad is lounging around the pool in a pair of trunks looking very, very comfortable. A bottle of Coors is next to him with some metal playing. With a camera in her grasp, Megan walks towards her husband, giggling.
Megan: And here is the star of our program, Bradley Kane!
He takes a sip of his beer and chuckles, sitting up a little bit.
Megan: So we have a match upcoming and I uh...
Her voice trails off seeing him in just trunks. Brad snickers as he takes another drink of the beer finishing off the brew. It's placed near a few others as he's a bit buzzed. He stands and jumps in the pool.
Brad: And what?
Megan: I can't remember. Seeing you all wet in that pool has made me lose my train of thought. Maybe it was about our first match together. I dunno...
Brad smiles as he jumps out of the pool and lets the water drip down which drives Megan further into the gutter mindset.
Brad: It's a mixed tag match if I recall. Not sure if the men and women can mix it up in the ring but it matters not. I think you're more then capable of handling yourself in the ring against a man or woman, right?
No answer from her.
Brad: So you don't care if I go out with your sister tonight? That's pretty awesome. I'm sure I'll be back to you at some point.
Yeah, still nothing. I think Megan is drooling just a little bit at this point.
Brad: Or I could just leave you altogether. I mean you're standing there like a drooling moron without listening to a single word I say. And no wonder people say some unflattering things about you.
A few moments pass by and Megan finally snaps out of her trance.
Megan: Huh, what was that? Sorry I kinda got distracted. Damn you for being sexy.
Brad: No, damn you for being sexier. But seriously, you gonna take wrestling seriously this time or not?
Megan: Yes! I get to see you all sweaty so close to you. You get to see me roll around with other women. What's not to love?
He nods his head as she places the camera where they're both in view.
Megan: The promo!
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Brad: So at Riot Control, things didn't go as I planned them to. I got eliminated by The Big Show which is something I never thought I'd say in the first place but this is wrestling and anything is possible. But it's quite alright. Never was one for being top dog in a place I just started at. This next show, it'll be great. Do you know why?
Megan: Because I'll be with him!
Brad: Yes, she'll be with me.
Megan: It'll be my first match here in the GZWA and it's a mixed tag match where I get to team with the sexiest man in professional wrestling.
Brad: That would be me by the way.
Megan: Mariah is her name and well, here are a few generic words to hype up this match. Wrestling. Dropkick. Greatest night in the history of our sport. Banana. Cat fight.
Brad: Nicely said.
Megan: I don't plan on losing. I didn't plan on pushing out two sets of twins either but whatever! I'm gonna win in this fifteen foot high mixed steel cage match!
She walks off camera as Brad shakes his head.
Brad: We'll win but this isn't a cage match. This is Brad Kane and speaking for my MILF wife, peace.
Camera shuts off.
Megan: And here is the star of our program, Bradley Kane!
He takes a sip of his beer and chuckles, sitting up a little bit.
Megan: So we have a match upcoming and I uh...
Her voice trails off seeing him in just trunks. Brad snickers as he takes another drink of the beer finishing off the brew. It's placed near a few others as he's a bit buzzed. He stands and jumps in the pool.
Brad: And what?
Megan: I can't remember. Seeing you all wet in that pool has made me lose my train of thought. Maybe it was about our first match together. I dunno...
Brad smiles as he jumps out of the pool and lets the water drip down which drives Megan further into the gutter mindset.
Brad: It's a mixed tag match if I recall. Not sure if the men and women can mix it up in the ring but it matters not. I think you're more then capable of handling yourself in the ring against a man or woman, right?
No answer from her.
Brad: So you don't care if I go out with your sister tonight? That's pretty awesome. I'm sure I'll be back to you at some point.
Yeah, still nothing. I think Megan is drooling just a little bit at this point.
Brad: Or I could just leave you altogether. I mean you're standing there like a drooling moron without listening to a single word I say. And no wonder people say some unflattering things about you.
A few moments pass by and Megan finally snaps out of her trance.
Megan: Huh, what was that? Sorry I kinda got distracted. Damn you for being sexy.
Brad: No, damn you for being sexier. But seriously, you gonna take wrestling seriously this time or not?
Megan: Yes! I get to see you all sweaty so close to you. You get to see me roll around with other women. What's not to love?
He nods his head as she places the camera where they're both in view.
Megan: The promo!
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Brad: So at Riot Control, things didn't go as I planned them to. I got eliminated by The Big Show which is something I never thought I'd say in the first place but this is wrestling and anything is possible. But it's quite alright. Never was one for being top dog in a place I just started at. This next show, it'll be great. Do you know why?
Megan: Because I'll be with him!
Brad: Yes, she'll be with me.
Megan: It'll be my first match here in the GZWA and it's a mixed tag match where I get to team with the sexiest man in professional wrestling.
Brad: That would be me by the way.
Megan: Mariah is her name and well, here are a few generic words to hype up this match. Wrestling. Dropkick. Greatest night in the history of our sport. Banana. Cat fight.
Brad: Nicely said.
Megan: I don't plan on losing. I didn't plan on pushing out two sets of twins either but whatever! I'm gonna win in this fifteen foot high mixed steel cage match!
She walks off camera as Brad shakes his head.
Brad: We'll win but this isn't a cage match. This is Brad Kane and speaking for my MILF wife, peace.
Camera shuts off.