Post by venom4 on Apr 25, 2011 6:06:16 GMT -5
We see Rob Van Dam with his legs stretched between two chairs clearly in deep thought as he meditates on quite a big contest coming up for his GZWA prime time debut. After becoming a number one contender in his very first appearance in the company, it was obviously now key for him to build momentum for that title match to come but there were literally some big obstacles to come, the team of Chyna, Kane, The Big Show and a mystery opponent stood in his way while on his team he had his fellow number one contender, the heavyweight champion and the always unpredictable Amanda Cortez. Cameras interrupted RVD's work out and went to get words from GZWA's newest star...
Rob Van Dam -The Whole F'n Show
I like that dude... you barge in here and expect me to stop my whole routine just for you... its a good thing I have a relaxed, casual frame of mind isn't it or I may have had to have thrown an accurate kick right into the glass of that camera... and no... I wouldn't have paid for a new one... you wanna know why? (smiles) Cos I'm Rob... Van... Dam... but we obviously got off on the wrong foot tonight... what do you want to know then boy? (pauses) Oh my opponents this week? My team mates? What’s the story Mr. glory? Wouldn't you like to know huh? You want the whole scoop on what RVD thinks right now? Well... I give a damn if that’s what you mean... this is important for sure... I have already set quite a high standard (emphasises by lifting his arm above his head) by winning the Riot match last week so the bad news for me is that expectations are high but the good news... I tend to meet those expectations more often than not dude... ask for a copy of my resume if you need evidence to back that theory up but truth be told this is not about my past is it? This is about the now... my karma is in a good place, I feel healthy, I feel confident... I feel pretty damn good about how things have started around here and I want that feel good atmosphere to grow around me and hopefully I'll drag the fans with me for one hell of a ride... a ride that will end when I crash and burn the Heavyweight Champion... and I stun this company with a rapid rise to the top of the mountain... and if you can't believe I can do it... the first lesson of war has always been... never underestimate the capabilities of your adversaries... and trust me... you underestimate RVD... I can make you history... in the blink of an eye... and all you will hear is this... (whispers) RVD... RVD... RVD... RVD...
Unlike others... in this situation I prefer to talk about my so called allies first... we have the "Demonic Angel" Omega who has been the heavyweight champion for some time around here... he has earnt it... like it or not... its around his waist and its up to people such as myself to show others... stop f**king feeling sorry for yourselves and show the champion that the only way is down when you are king... and that he has a target bigger on his chest than a certain other chest that is displayed on a regular basis by the "girlfriend" of the GZWA owner... hey I thought it was a good analogy in my head... give me a break dude... (smiles) but if I can be serious in front of this camera again... I will be watching Omega very closely... I'll soon know what your strengths are... and I'll soon know how to crack through your armour... the question is Omega... how do you stop a guy who has a Swiss army knife array of moves at his disposal? That question I will leave for you to answer... when we meet in the ring as foes not brothers... but I'm not a simple 500 piece kids puzzle dude... I'm a Sherlock Holmes mystery for you to figure out... speaking of which... I have to observe Alkatraz as well... I know little about him right now but he gave me a tough bout at Riot Control so he has got my attention for sure... hey I know he has a name that sounds like a rubbish prison escape film but he is a number one contender as well and that surely counts for something... but being a contender is one thing... wrestling RVD? That’s an entirely different proposition for both of you...
What else of my team? Amandaz Cortez? That sadistic beauty covered in art work taken from a Marvel Novel? I just hope she concentrates on fighting rather than sticking needles into herself... cos its four on four out there... they got Chyna too... she can fight any of the men and if Amanda isn't careful and 100% focused... Chyna can destroy her... I don't know about the 9th wonder of the world though... I'll treat her just the same as anyone else... cos I'm a man who believes in equal opportunities... it would be very sexist of me if I didn't dish out the same punishment on her if given the opportunity... so don't worry baby... Kane may get the five star frog splash, the Big Show may get a rolling thunder... but if that doesn’t happen to you... don't feel like I'm gonna leave you out of it at all babe... I've got plenty of other tools to make your time in the ring a very unpleasant experience... I'll take no pleasure from doing it to any of you... its just business... pure and simple. Why haven't I said much about Kane and Big Show? Is it because I don't notice them? Well... sometimes I forget who I am some mornings (laughs) but the truth is... I know all about them already... and they know about me... I look forward to their usual warm welcome (smiles)
(laughs) I have barely been here for many weeks and already one of wrestling’s great clichés is being thrown into the mix... (mocking voice) OH MAN THE MYSTERY OPPONENT? WHO COULD IT BE? OMG! Could it be Taker?! Jeff Jarrett? Kurt Angle? Could it be The Rock? Could it be Tazz? Jerry Lynn my old buddy from ECW? Tommy Dreamer? Could it be Sting? Could it be Stone Cold? WOO! Is it Ric Flair or... no... no freaking way... Santino Marella?! (mocking shock horror face) Woah there... you think I know? Jeez... who am I? Hulk Hogan brother? I don't have the inside scoop on what they are thinking about and why should I? Why should I care who it is? They can pick anyone they want... its going to be a good match... I can feel it in my bones (stands up) I'm all balanced again... the frustration of my former employees is already a distant memory... I'm back in the game... quicker than I could have predicted... it’s a main event... and I come alive for main events... (he picks up a steel chair and looks as though he is going to swing it)
I intend to break down the great wall of Chyna... to chop down the giants that even Jack never saw when he climbed that oversized plant... to confront the most freakish of men... and solve the mystery that awaits us all... with violent actions the solution I'll bring to the squared circle... in other words dude... get ready to be Van Terminated... by the Whole F'N Show... ROB... VAN... DAMMMM! (he swings the chair and the camera feed instantly crashes to white noise)
Rob Van Dam -The Whole F'n Show
I like that dude... you barge in here and expect me to stop my whole routine just for you... its a good thing I have a relaxed, casual frame of mind isn't it or I may have had to have thrown an accurate kick right into the glass of that camera... and no... I wouldn't have paid for a new one... you wanna know why? (smiles) Cos I'm Rob... Van... Dam... but we obviously got off on the wrong foot tonight... what do you want to know then boy? (pauses) Oh my opponents this week? My team mates? What’s the story Mr. glory? Wouldn't you like to know huh? You want the whole scoop on what RVD thinks right now? Well... I give a damn if that’s what you mean... this is important for sure... I have already set quite a high standard (emphasises by lifting his arm above his head) by winning the Riot match last week so the bad news for me is that expectations are high but the good news... I tend to meet those expectations more often than not dude... ask for a copy of my resume if you need evidence to back that theory up but truth be told this is not about my past is it? This is about the now... my karma is in a good place, I feel healthy, I feel confident... I feel pretty damn good about how things have started around here and I want that feel good atmosphere to grow around me and hopefully I'll drag the fans with me for one hell of a ride... a ride that will end when I crash and burn the Heavyweight Champion... and I stun this company with a rapid rise to the top of the mountain... and if you can't believe I can do it... the first lesson of war has always been... never underestimate the capabilities of your adversaries... and trust me... you underestimate RVD... I can make you history... in the blink of an eye... and all you will hear is this... (whispers) RVD... RVD... RVD... RVD...
Unlike others... in this situation I prefer to talk about my so called allies first... we have the "Demonic Angel" Omega who has been the heavyweight champion for some time around here... he has earnt it... like it or not... its around his waist and its up to people such as myself to show others... stop f**king feeling sorry for yourselves and show the champion that the only way is down when you are king... and that he has a target bigger on his chest than a certain other chest that is displayed on a regular basis by the "girlfriend" of the GZWA owner... hey I thought it was a good analogy in my head... give me a break dude... (smiles) but if I can be serious in front of this camera again... I will be watching Omega very closely... I'll soon know what your strengths are... and I'll soon know how to crack through your armour... the question is Omega... how do you stop a guy who has a Swiss army knife array of moves at his disposal? That question I will leave for you to answer... when we meet in the ring as foes not brothers... but I'm not a simple 500 piece kids puzzle dude... I'm a Sherlock Holmes mystery for you to figure out... speaking of which... I have to observe Alkatraz as well... I know little about him right now but he gave me a tough bout at Riot Control so he has got my attention for sure... hey I know he has a name that sounds like a rubbish prison escape film but he is a number one contender as well and that surely counts for something... but being a contender is one thing... wrestling RVD? That’s an entirely different proposition for both of you...
What else of my team? Amandaz Cortez? That sadistic beauty covered in art work taken from a Marvel Novel? I just hope she concentrates on fighting rather than sticking needles into herself... cos its four on four out there... they got Chyna too... she can fight any of the men and if Amanda isn't careful and 100% focused... Chyna can destroy her... I don't know about the 9th wonder of the world though... I'll treat her just the same as anyone else... cos I'm a man who believes in equal opportunities... it would be very sexist of me if I didn't dish out the same punishment on her if given the opportunity... so don't worry baby... Kane may get the five star frog splash, the Big Show may get a rolling thunder... but if that doesn’t happen to you... don't feel like I'm gonna leave you out of it at all babe... I've got plenty of other tools to make your time in the ring a very unpleasant experience... I'll take no pleasure from doing it to any of you... its just business... pure and simple. Why haven't I said much about Kane and Big Show? Is it because I don't notice them? Well... sometimes I forget who I am some mornings (laughs) but the truth is... I know all about them already... and they know about me... I look forward to their usual warm welcome (smiles)
(laughs) I have barely been here for many weeks and already one of wrestling’s great clichés is being thrown into the mix... (mocking voice) OH MAN THE MYSTERY OPPONENT? WHO COULD IT BE? OMG! Could it be Taker?! Jeff Jarrett? Kurt Angle? Could it be The Rock? Could it be Tazz? Jerry Lynn my old buddy from ECW? Tommy Dreamer? Could it be Sting? Could it be Stone Cold? WOO! Is it Ric Flair or... no... no freaking way... Santino Marella?! (mocking shock horror face) Woah there... you think I know? Jeez... who am I? Hulk Hogan brother? I don't have the inside scoop on what they are thinking about and why should I? Why should I care who it is? They can pick anyone they want... its going to be a good match... I can feel it in my bones (stands up) I'm all balanced again... the frustration of my former employees is already a distant memory... I'm back in the game... quicker than I could have predicted... it’s a main event... and I come alive for main events... (he picks up a steel chair and looks as though he is going to swing it)
I intend to break down the great wall of Chyna... to chop down the giants that even Jack never saw when he climbed that oversized plant... to confront the most freakish of men... and solve the mystery that awaits us all... with violent actions the solution I'll bring to the squared circle... in other words dude... get ready to be Van Terminated... by the Whole F'N Show... ROB... VAN... DAMMMM! (he swings the chair and the camera feed instantly crashes to white noise)