Post by Justice on Apr 26, 2011 18:48:27 GMT -5
We find our lovely co-owner, the "Voluptuous Vixen" Justice still in bed, surrounded by her title belts. Just before the camera turns on, Justice strategically places one of the belts acroos her ample bosom.
Well! Good morning GZWA! I requested this time to aquaint you with some old and dear mates of mine. These blokes are the only ones on the planet that know me better than ZX does. We have been through so much together and I thought it would be wonderful to share them with all of you.
Justice smiles warmly as she lightly and seductively drags her hand over all three belts.
Omega darling. While you are making a very close inspection of this scene before you, pay extra attention to the wording on these belts. They say "World Heavyweight Champion" along with "Justice". Yes, little ole me is a three-time World Heavyweight Champion. In two different organizations no less.
Justice cocks her head to the left a little and looks at the camera out of the corner of her eye.
But I am nothing more than a toy that need not be connected to the electricity to run, correct? There are a number of wrestlers here that will attest otherwise. Additionally, this little gem....
Justice lightly drags her fingernails across the belt covering her chest sensously.
I earned him while working for a company that handed me letters that read "We wish you all the best in your future endeavours" on a weekly basis. It is highly unlikely that I earned this bloke by my immense shagging skills. Now this little beauty right here...
Justice gently strokes the belt sitting in front of her very suggestively.
This bird nearly cost me my life. I am not ashamed to say that I sleep with this girl more than my own mate! Her partner over here...
Justice lovingly rubs the belt laying on the bed.
This bloke is a lover and a hater. I fought long and hard for him, but when I finally won his love, it was the last day of the company. He continuously loves me with one hand and slaps me with the other. I love him dearly, in spite of it all. I love all my mates here: equally and furiously.
Justice looks directly into the camera and narrows her eyes. She is intense, but the overwhelming air of seduction is all over her face.
I do wish to thank you, Omega sweetheart. You have made the same mistakes that almost every single bloke in this business has made: underestimating me and telling me about it. My entire career has been about making blokes eat their words, and you will be no different.
Do you expect to intimidate me with stories of your accomplishments? You speak of your past with the Undertaker. Surprise! I have victories over him as well as crushing losses. I do also have the distinction of being one of the first "victims" of "The Streak". This little darling right here....
Justice once again seductivley rubs the belt across her chest and gently blows on it as well.
I was awarded this title after being caged with a legitimately angered "Rattlesnake". I have beaten everyone there is to beat in this business. I have been the champion in every promotion that I have worked for. I know what it means to be champion and how to conduct myself accordingly. I do not feel the need to belittle my competition, especially with unfounded accusations of goings-on that have nothing to do with the ring.
I could mention that you may want to be careful of what you say about the jumblies, since they, much like everything else, is much larger than you. I could ask how do you expect everyone to not guffaw at your "psycho tuff-guy" promos. I could politely remind you that this bird weighs more than you do, and that almost all of it is actual muscle. I could mention all of this, but there is no need. Everything I need to say to you, dearest Omega, I shall say in the ring. And why?
Justice looks serious now.
Because I can!
Well! Good morning GZWA! I requested this time to aquaint you with some old and dear mates of mine. These blokes are the only ones on the planet that know me better than ZX does. We have been through so much together and I thought it would be wonderful to share them with all of you.
Justice smiles warmly as she lightly and seductively drags her hand over all three belts.
Omega darling. While you are making a very close inspection of this scene before you, pay extra attention to the wording on these belts. They say "World Heavyweight Champion" along with "Justice". Yes, little ole me is a three-time World Heavyweight Champion. In two different organizations no less.
Justice cocks her head to the left a little and looks at the camera out of the corner of her eye.
But I am nothing more than a toy that need not be connected to the electricity to run, correct? There are a number of wrestlers here that will attest otherwise. Additionally, this little gem....
Justice lightly drags her fingernails across the belt covering her chest sensously.
I earned him while working for a company that handed me letters that read "We wish you all the best in your future endeavours" on a weekly basis. It is highly unlikely that I earned this bloke by my immense shagging skills. Now this little beauty right here...
Justice gently strokes the belt sitting in front of her very suggestively.
This bird nearly cost me my life. I am not ashamed to say that I sleep with this girl more than my own mate! Her partner over here...
Justice lovingly rubs the belt laying on the bed.
This bloke is a lover and a hater. I fought long and hard for him, but when I finally won his love, it was the last day of the company. He continuously loves me with one hand and slaps me with the other. I love him dearly, in spite of it all. I love all my mates here: equally and furiously.
Justice looks directly into the camera and narrows her eyes. She is intense, but the overwhelming air of seduction is all over her face.
I do wish to thank you, Omega sweetheart. You have made the same mistakes that almost every single bloke in this business has made: underestimating me and telling me about it. My entire career has been about making blokes eat their words, and you will be no different.
Do you expect to intimidate me with stories of your accomplishments? You speak of your past with the Undertaker. Surprise! I have victories over him as well as crushing losses. I do also have the distinction of being one of the first "victims" of "The Streak". This little darling right here....
Justice once again seductivley rubs the belt across her chest and gently blows on it as well.
I was awarded this title after being caged with a legitimately angered "Rattlesnake". I have beaten everyone there is to beat in this business. I have been the champion in every promotion that I have worked for. I know what it means to be champion and how to conduct myself accordingly. I do not feel the need to belittle my competition, especially with unfounded accusations of goings-on that have nothing to do with the ring.
I could mention that you may want to be careful of what you say about the jumblies, since they, much like everything else, is much larger than you. I could ask how do you expect everyone to not guffaw at your "psycho tuff-guy" promos. I could politely remind you that this bird weighs more than you do, and that almost all of it is actual muscle. I could mention all of this, but there is no need. Everything I need to say to you, dearest Omega, I shall say in the ring. And why?
Justice looks serious now.
Because I can!
