Post by Xion Zeros on May 13, 2011 5:10:24 GMT -5
Note: Huge delay, just had to spent some time to get my RL in order a bit. Regardless, it's uber lateness, but I hope it's worth the wait as usual 
Special thanks to those who sent in skits and tossed in a few ideas here and there for the show. I have to say I'm looking forward to this week's ReAction more than ever...
[shadow=black,left,300]Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : Papa Roach - "Kick In The Teeth"
Recorded Date: April, 29 2011
Air Date: May, 13 2011[/shadow]
Special thanks to those who sent in skits and tossed in a few ideas here and there for the show. I have to say I'm looking forward to this week's ReAction more than ever...[shadow=black,left,300]Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : Papa Roach - "Kick In The Teeth"
Recorded Date: April, 29 2011
Air Date: May, 13 2011[/shadow]
- This edition of GZWA Primetime opens with a video recap of the events of the Riot Control 2011 Pay-Per-View event. The video highlights the event, showing "The Blackbird" Katie Matthews become the new #1 contender to the GZWA Women's Championship while in a bizarre twist of fate, both "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam and Alkertraz fall out of the ring simultaneous and become the #1 contenders to the GZWA Heavyweight Championship.
The cameras then cut to the announcers' table after panning around the live crowd as the commentary team welcomes everyone to tonight's broadcast.
"Professor X" Xavier Cox: Welcome to another spectacular edition of GZWA Primetime. The road to Nowhere to Run begins here as the dust has
settled after the events of our Riot Control PPV. We have an action-packed show lined up for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen. That's for damn sure.
Trey "The Carter" Carter: I'm totally looking forward to tonight's show. GZWA was taken by storm in more ways than one at Riot Control and I'm anxious to see what's in store for tonight's show.
"Queen of Extreme" Francine Fournier: Why Carter, I'm surprised at you. No perverted comments out of that dirty mouth of yours? Are you turning over a new leaf?
The Carter: I'm staying on GOOD behavior tonight. And before you ask, it has NOTHING to do with that slap you gave me at Riot Control...
Francine and Professor X share a brief laugh before Francine continues.
Francine: Two thousand bucks here says you can't keep that mouth of yours clean for the ENTIRE broadcast. What do you say, Carter? Put your money where your mouth is?
The Carter: Of course! You're on! It's a BET!
Xavier Cox pulls out his wallet and adds, "Count me in too on that bet. Sorry, Carter, but I gotta bet against you on this one."
Francine: Alright, Carter. Just don't come crying to me when the first Diva come out here with the biggest set of knockers and your mind goes into the gutter as usual. You better be happy I don't have Susan Rigger and Justice on speed dial.
The Carter: I don't know what you're talking about.
Prof. X: Well, then. Let's get this show started then, shall we? Up first tonight we have the hardcore monster known as Carnage, who made a rather impressive debut during the Riot Control PPV, going against the newly signed Mordecai.
_________________________________________________ - Singles Match - Carnage vs. Mordecai (debut)
Much like his arrival to the GZWA arena at Riot Control, Carnage walks down entrance ramp pushing a shopping cart full of weapons. Mordecai isn't going to have any of this at all as he slides out of the ring to intervene as Referee Slick Johnson shouts, "This is NOT a hardcore match!!" Carnage uses the cart like a battering ram, hitting Mordecai in the mid-section and charges the cart into the side of the ring apron. Carnage smashes Mordecai's skull on the ring apron before rolling him underneath the bottom rope to officially start this match.
Carnage covers Mordecai to attempt an early pinfall but Mordecai powers out after a 2 count. Carnage reaches between the ropes to dig through his cart of weapons, only for Referee Slick Johnson to remind him again that this isn't a hardcore match. Carnage shoves him aside before pulling a cookie sheet into the ring. He
charges the staggering Mordecai only for Mordecai to duck underneath the blow and rebound from the ropes with a powerful Lariat. The force of the Lariat turns Carnage inside out as he spins in the air before impacting on the canvas. That's not enough to put the hardcore monster away but Mordecai continues the offensive with a Full Nelson hold locked in from behind. Carnage frantically tries to shake him off to no avail as Mordecai continues to keep the locked in, until he transitions the Full Nelson into a modifed Chokeslam after raising him overhead.
Francine: Carter, you know... With those weapons and foreign objects at ringside, they really put me into the mood... I dunno, I might not be able to control myself and do something EXTREME...
The Carter begins to sweat, "I would say something about that but my momma watches this show..."
Francine: Good boy, but you'll crack by the night's out...
Prof. X: This match may be over already! Look, Mordecai is going for the pin!
Mordecai goes for the pin. 1... 2... No! Carnage refuses to stay down. Mordecai stalks Carnage for another chokeslam, Carnage elbows him in the skull repeatedly to break the attempt, but Mordecai does give up. He charges in with another Lariat - only for Carnage to counter with a Sidewalk Slam. Carnage stalks Mordecai for a Chokeslam of his own. A knee to the mid-section stops that attempt as Mordecai has plans of his own as he raises Carnage overhead with a Crucifix Powerbomb in his sights. Carnage overpowers Mordecai, landing behind him and capitalizes with a Burning Hammer (Reverse Death Valley Driver). Carnage hooks the leg. 1... 2... 3!! Carnage gets the victory in his Primetime debut.
_________________________________________________ - Katie Matthews heads to her locker room, having just finished a training session. After opening the door and entering, her eyes widen when she sees Sarah Draven staring at her on the other side of the door. Before she can utter a word, she recieves a fist to the nose, knocking her clean off her feet, and causing her
nose to drip red. She rises to her feet, holding her nose as tears swell up in her eyes from the pain. She looks at the blood on her fingers then looks up at Sarah, smirking.
Sarah: Get up, you bitch!
Katie: Ooh Sarah...Look at you with your new black hair...Seriously darling, can't we settle this peacefully without resorting to nose breaking?
Sarah: First you kiss me and tell me you love me, then you just throw me out of the battle royal like shit. Then you hide from me! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't hand you your arse!
Katie: Because I...uhm...Didn't know it was you?
Sarah slaps Katie in anger, leaving a red mark on her face. Katie rebounds, and smacks into the wall, holding her face.
Sarah: How dumb do you think I am?
Katie: OK...terrible excuse. But still, Come on Sarah, I've been through a lot of emotional conflict lately. I don't know what's up with me. Can't we let things be the way they were before?
Katie walks closer to her, attempting to hug her, but Sarah kicks her in the gut and punches her again.
Sarah: Never...
Katie squints slightly, shifting her expression to that of sinister glee as her wound from the battle royal begins to bleed once again.
Katie: Sarah, please. You're just humouring me now.
Katie unbuttons her shirt, and crosses her arms. She puts her arms on Sarah's shoulders tightly, preventing her from pushing her off.
Katie: Now listen to me. I am a number one contender. I don't have time for regular people. I'm above you. So I'm willing to give you some of my time in a little while. For now though, will you bloody leave me alone!
Katie puts her knee out and shoves Sarah into it. As Sarah groans in pain, Katie pushes her outside of the locker room door. She slams the door over, and smacks her hands together while chuckling.
_________________________________________________ - Divas Tag Team Match - Emmagrace & "The Blackbird" Katie Matthews vs. GZWA Women's Champion Tia Brooks & "Bobbilicious" Bobbi Jackson
After the commercial break, the cameras focus on GZWA Women's Champion Tia Brooks making her way down to the ring before waiting on her partner while "The Blackbird" Katie Matthews looks on with arms folded, grinning from ear to ear. "I Wanna Be Bad" fills the air as Bobbi Jackson walks down the entrance ramp.
Emmagrace races behind her with a vase of flowers. Tia Brooks tries to warn Bobbi but it's too late as Emmagrace breaks the vase over the back of Bobbi's skull.
Emmagrace continues her assault by beating Bobbi Jackson's unconscious body with the flowers until the dirt covers Bobbi's hair. Tia Brooks looks on in shock at the lengths of evil Emmagrace has gone to and races to Bobbi Jackson's aid. Katie Matthews' stops her in her tracks, grabbing her by the hair and pulling her onto her knee with a hair-pull backbreaker.
Francine: Hey Carter, now is the best opportunity if ever if you're gonna go over there and violate her unconscious body...
The Carter: I wouldn't ever think disrespecting a FINE woman like that!
Francine: Oh you're gonna crack before this show is over with...
Prof. X: Shouldn't someone throw this match out of the window? It's obviously a handicap match now!
EMTs rush onto the scene to check on the downed Bobbi Jackson as Emmagrace joins in on the attack on Tia Brooks, kicking her in mid-section as she crawls on all-fours. Emmagrace and Katie Matthews then roll Tia Brooks into the ring in unison. Both Divas Irish whip the Women's Champion into the ropes but Tia ducks underneath of the pending Double Clothesline, rebounding from the ropes with a double running bulldog on both Emmagrace and Katie Matthews. Pulling Emmagrace to her feet, Tia Brooks shows mean side of her own, stinging Emmagrace's chest with a loud chop before kneeing her in the mid-section. Tia Brooks lifts Emmagrace onto her shoulders for T.I.A. (Reverse Go To Sleep) but the Blackbird delivers a spinning roundhouse kick to the back of the head of Tia Brooks. Emmagrace falls to the floor safely, capitalizing with a Taste of Heaven (Judgment Slam) to the Women's Champion. Tia Brooks shows signs of not giving up as she crawls on all-fours, but the Blackbird remedies that with The Prelude (The Shining Wizard) to put the Women's Champion away. Emmagrace kindly makes the pin as Referee Jacqueline Moore makes the count. 1... 2... 3! The team of Emmagrace and Katie Matthews picks up the win, with rather foul methods.
_________________________________________________ - Xion Zeros sits in his office going over paperwork, notably the numbers from the Riot Control Pay-Per-View buys, newly approved contracts of Joel Hall and Dirk Dagger, and "Heartbreaker" Lise Starr's notice to take time off to make a few appearances in the UK. He smiles with satisfation from another successful GZWA event when a rather pissed off woman walks into his office. She stands in front of ZX's desk with her back to the camera.
Mystery Woman: "I can't believe you would do this to me..."
ZX replies without looking up, "Take a number and get in line. You should know better not to take that tone with me..."
Mystery Woman: "Look, I'm not one of those 'other' girls around here..."
ZX: "Oh you're back again?"
Mystery Woman: "Don't give me that. You had the gall to invite those second-rate nobodies to the Divas Riot and not me? I promise, you're going to live to regret that decision..."
ZX: "Doubtful. Haven't regretted a thing in my life, honey. If that's all you have to say to me then please see your way out. Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
The woman leaves in a frustrated huff as Xion Zeros merely shakes his head. Outside, Sensational Mary greets the mystery woman.
Sensational Mary: I might have an offer you can't refuse...
_________________________________________________ - Mixed Tag Team Match - "Parental Warning" Dean Maddoxxx & "Showstoppin' Senorita" Mariah vs. Brad Kane & Megan Kane (debut)
The bell rings to start the match as Maddoxxx and Mariah are bickering with each other on who will start the match off first. Brad and Megan make the decision for them as Megan clotheslines Mariah over the top rope, leaving Brad Kane to take on Dean Maddoxxx one-on-one. Brad has the Parental Warning reeling against the ring ropes and closes in to send him over the top rope with Mariah with a clothesline of his own. Maddoxxx hip tosses him overhead, then dusts his hands off in a cocky manner. What Maddoxxx doesn't realize is that Brad fell onto the ring apron, and is ready to strike. Just as the Parental Warning turns around, Brad Kane springboards back into the ring with a dropkick, sending Maddoxxx forcefully into the corner post. Maddoxxx slumps into the corner, allowing Brad Kane to follow up with a running face wash into the corner with ease.
Mariah slams her hands on the turnbuckle in frustration at the Parental Warning's performance, shouting, "What the hell are you doing!?? ¡USTED IDIOTA USTED ME ESTÁ HACIENDO MALO de la MIRADA! (YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD!)" Mariah takes matters into her own hands, leaping from the turnbuckle with a diving side kick (RVD style) to the jaw of Brad Kane. The referee holds Megan back as Mariah flees back out of the ring and onto the ring apron as Maddoxxx got the opening he needed
to turn this match back around in his favor.
Maddoxxx starts off with a Revolver DDT (Float-Over DDT) after kipping up to his feet to capitalize on the opening Mariah left him. He then locks in a Texas Cloverleaf to Brad Kane. Immediately, Brad's wife rushes in for the save, but she's sent to the mat with a drop toe hold by the Showstoppin' Senorita. Mariah joins Maddoxxx in applying a Texas Cloverleaf of her own. Husband and wife bite tooth and nail against the holds before twisting their hips in unison and kicking both Mariah and Maddoxxx away to free themselves. The couple then follow up with the BK and MK Backfist (Spinning Backfist). Maddoxxx ducks the blow and counters with a release German Suplex while Mariah evades Megan's blow, and connects with a step-up enzuigiri. Maddoxxx signals to Mariah to take to the top rope as he does the same. Maddoxxx taunts the crowd before taking flight with a Frog Splash to Brad Kane. Mariah climbs to the top only for Megan to stop playing possum long enough to spring back up to her feet to toss down with a Frankensteiner. Brad Kane rolls out of the pending Frog Splash just in the nick of time as Mariah lands in his place. Maddoxxx connects with the Frog Splash on Mariah, and immediately fears the worst as his face is written with regret. Maddoxxx pays for his mistake in the form of Dead to Rights (Bakature Sliding Kick) from Brad Kane that staggers the Parental Warning and leaves him ripe for the BAK Clutch (Satellite Headscissors to Crossface) from Megan Kane. Maddoxxx quickly submits as GZWA's leading couple takes the win.
Prof. X: I have to admit, Brad and Megan Kane are quite the team. I'm sure Maddoxxx is definitely gonna be in the doghouse tonight...
Francine: Hey Carter, isn't Megan the kind of MILF you always dream about nailing?
The Carter: Nope, I don't see why you keep disrespecting women in such a manner. I'm beyond thinking in that degrading manner.
Francine: Sure, Carter. You just keep telling yourself that.
_________________________________________________ - The camera cuts to Porscha in her dressing room. She's wearing another shirt that says "Come At Me", only it's black. She's wearing a skirt similar to the one she wore at Riot Control, only it's Cheetah Print. And to finish off her attire, she has Black Furry boots with Pom Poms.
Porscha is putting on her lipgloss as Molly enters the room. Molly is wearing a simple gold wrestling bra with gold spandex tights. Porscha rolls her eyes, and turns around.
Porscha: Oh great, it's you. What?
Molly raises her eyebrow at her and begins to speak.
Molly: Cut the bullcrap. I'm just here to say that I'm going to try and win tonights Battle Royal.
Porscha laughs cruelly in Molly's face. Once she regains her composure, Porscha opens her mouth.
Porscha: Yeah, okay. You're going to try, but I'm going to do. Y'see, that's the difference between winners and losers. Loser's
try, but winner's do. And you can be the loser tonight, but I'm going to be the winner. And if I don't win...
Porscha turns back around to the mirror to finish putting on hr lipgloss. She begins to speak.
Porscha: You can redeem yourself from your embarrassing display at Riot Control!
Molly puts her hands on her hip and looks to the side, trying not to lose her temper. Once she regains her composure, she walks over to Porscha.
Molly: Big words for someone who got her ass kicked twice at the PPV. Porscha, you're becoming too cocky... I'm going to have to fix that.
Porscha: What's that supposed to mean?
Molly ignores the question and walks out of the room. The camera turns back to Porscha, and she's showing the same face she had at ReAction for Riot Control, only with more anger.
_________________________________________________ - First to Fall 5-Way Dance - "Suplex Queen" Susan Rigger vs. "The Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long vs. Molly Holly vs. Porscha vs. "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson
Molly Holly joins Mei Long, Porscha, and Laura Jackson receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd as she walks down the entrance ramp. The four other Divas stand in the ring awaiting the arrival of Susan Rigger when Francine stands up and invites her over to the commentary table.
Francine: Hey Susie! Carter here would like to meet you up close and personal! He's one of your BIGGEST fans!
Susan Rigger ignores the ring momentarily before taking the invitation. The Carter is shown reading a Bible with shades covering his eyes.
Francine: I got some baby oil if you want to oil her up before the match.
Susan Rigger shoots Francine a look of disgust before Carter stands up, gives her a brief handshake, and sits back down.
Susan Rigger: Always a pleasure to meet a fan.
The Carter: Good luck.
Behind the shades, he hasn't let his eyes wander away from her cleavage for not one second.
Francine: Hey Carter, how about you take off those shades and say good luck to her face this time...
Before Susan Rigger could respond, Porscha attacks her from behind with a Double Axe Handle from the ring apron before rolling her into the ring to officially start the match after the bell is rung.
Porscha wastes no time stalking the Suplex Queen for a Sedona Spear (Edge Spear) only for Susan Rigger to counter with a bridging German Suplex. 1... 2... NO! Porscha manages to kick out. Susan pulls Porscha to her feet, delivering a forearm smash to the jaw before following up with a T-Bone Suplex. Porscha powers out wildly, hammering away at Susan's head with a series of elbow bunts. Carrying the momentum, Porscha drives Susan's head into the canvas with a Party Starter (Forward Russian Leg Sweep). Before she could follow up on the offense, Porscha is knocked back into the cornerpost by a Double Dropkick in unison by the Beautiful Dragon and Tattooed Beauty.
Prof. X: Apparently, Porscha forgot that there are 3 other competitors in this match.
Speaking of, Molly Holly is shown pacing around the ringside area, just watching Porscha's performance without her. Mei Long and Laura Jackson continue their offensive, as Laura gets on all fours and Mei Long leaps off her spine to deliver a Poetry in Motion to Porscha in the corner. Laura Jackson then delivers a series of shoulder blocks into the corner before choking Porscha with her boot to her throat. Laura Jackson holds her foot in place as Referee Jacqueline begins the illegal hold count. 1... 2... 3... 4... The Tattooed Beauty releases her foot before she's disqualified from this contest. At ringside, Molly Holly doesn't motion at all to help her but Mei Long doesn't take any chances. She bolts out of the ring with a suicide dive, with both Divas colliding at ringside.
Back in the ring, Laura Jackson rolls out of the way at the last second to avoid a Stinger Splash from Susan Rigger, causing her collide into Porscha instead. Both Divas trade blows, with Laura starting off with a strong right hook and Susan trading off with one of her own. Laura brings back another just as fierce as the first, this time bringing the Suplex Queen down to one knee. Laura then follows up with the Bedtime (Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the mid-section) but the Suplex Queen counters with a Capture Suplex tossing her overhead and across the ring.
Before Susan could go for the pin, Porscha connects with a Diving Bulldog from the top rope on the unsuspecting Suplex Queen. Porscha takes a moment to pat herself on the pat as she looks at all of the Divas out of commission with their bodies littered in and out of the ring from the extremities of this match. Molly Holly then slides into the ring and stares down with her former student. She says nothing only remaining silent before stepping aside as the Beautiful Dragon springboards back into the ring with a Swinging Headscissor Takedown. Molly Holly then steps out of the ring and heads up the entrance ramp as Porscha makes a valiant attempt to turn the tide of the match back into her favor. She quickly recovers from the headscissors, charging in with another Sedona Spear. Mei Long leapfrogs over Porscha's spine with ease and just as Porscha turns around confused, Mei Long connects with the Dragon's Kiss (Spinning Windmill Kick) to the face of Porscha. The Beautiful Dragon hooks the leg of Porscha as Jacqueline makes the count - 1... 2... 3! Mei Long can add another GZWA victory onto her list of achievements tonight.
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After the match, a lovely French-Canadian beauty is shown watching the monitor.
"Sexiest of the Sexy" Maryse Ouellet: Such interesting people in this place, isn't it? Now are you going to behave yourself this time, my Queen?
The bizarre individual smiles to Maryse in a maniacal manner.
"The Queen of Queens" Katie Lea: I shall try... to contain my excitement...
_________________________________________________ - Backstage, Xion Zeros and his girlfriend, "The Voluptuous Vixen" Justice are sitting together in his office watching the previous match on the flatscreen monitor. Justice pushes up against ZX and purrs.
Justice: Hey, mate. Now that Mary should be out of our hair since her muscle has been removed from the equation, do you think...
ZX: I wouldn't count her out of this yet. Besides, haven't we done enough celebrating this week? That wasn't a victory for me, that was OUR victory together. I couldn't have done it without your help.
Justice blushes.
Justice: By-the-bye, you still have failed to apologize for trying to prevent me from assisting you.
Justice winks at ZX.
Justice: When are you going to learn that I must always be by your side?
ZX: I suppose you're right, but there's one thing that still bothers me.
Justice: There is nothing left to worry about. What could possibly be on your mind?
ZX leans over the desk and pokes Justice in the ribs. Justice grimaces in pain.
ZX: Clean bill of health huh? I figured you "charmed" your way into getting those papers forged. No more games, love. I don't want you ANYWHERE near that ring until you're back at 100% condition. I'm not putting your career - no, your LIFE - on the line just for me.
Justice: Charmed?!?!?! You think I.....
With a huff, Justice angrily storms around the desk and violently pokes ZX in the ribs. ZX jumps in his seat in obvious pain.
Justice: Now you are proven to be unfit to wrestle as well. You have met my physician. You know bloody well that it would be easier to "charm" a gargoyle. He has cleared me to wrestle and that is that!
ZX: I'm not taking no for an answer. This isn't a game anymore. I can't bear if anything happened to you. You could get hurt out there again, end up in a wheelchair or worse. Now, promise me, you're going to be good girl and do what I say?
Justice is silently stewing for a moment. She sighs loudly before jumping into ZX's lap which causes him to grimace again. Justice then snakes her arms around his neck.
Justice: I want that title that you said was mine when we started this company...
ZX wraps his arms around her and pulls Justice onto his chest. He pats her on the head while she sulks.
ZX: We'll see about that... Besides you have to make it up to me after that revealing shoot you did with the other "loves" in your life. I can't go rushing giving you another plaything I'm going to get jealous of off. You gotta "earn" it first, hun.
The scene then cuts to the commentary table, where The Carter thinks his microphone is off.
The Carter: Dayum, I'd love to have her roasting my chestnuts on an open fire...
Francine races back to her seat, laughing, "Gotcha! Pay up, chum! Otherwise, I'll roast your nuts literally after I stomp on them if you don't pay up."
The Carter: Dammit, dammit, dammit...
Prof. X: The Juggs never fail huh... Good know that I mad a safe bet here tonight.
Francine counts her cash, grinning from ear to ear, "You're more than welcome to do this again anytime you think you're ready to lose more money, honey."
The Carter: I only lost because I had a moment of weakness...
Prof. X: I dunno, as long as Justice is in this company you're going to keep having moments of weakness. Well, back with the program... Stay tuned, ladies and gentlemen, we have a Triple Threat match coming up next!
_________________________________________________ - Triple Threat Match - Andre Holmes vs. "Straight Edge Juggalo" Ryan
Kendrick vs. "King of Controversy" Genesis
Ding, Ding, Ding!
GZWA Ring Announcer - Zoey Valentine: "The next match of the
evening is a Triple Threat Match"
The crowd cheers.
Announcers introduces the name of Ryan Kendrick...His music plays, and he comes out..everything seems to ready to go...until...BAM!...Out of
nowhere...The henchmen of Shia Storm go on attack mode...The Boss, Kratos, and The Blood Prince who introduced themselves to the world at the last paperview attack Ryan from behind...Getting Clotheslined, slammed into the steel steps, a few punches, and a finisher by the group...Everyone is at shock right now...Shia Storm
wasn't seen during the current onslaught until they were done...Shia Storm standing on the entrance ramp...with a smile on his face.
Let this right here...this little man who is just a nobody that the whole roster is in deep deep trouble...This does mean every superstar, and every title...What is called the revelation is called "The Danger Breed"...I suggest you fear Danger Breed as we are here, and not going anywhere until you all fall before my feet...
Danger Breed admires their work...Shia Storm lets out a evil laugh...EMTs come to the aid of Ryan Kendrick...
Zoey Valentine gets instructions from her earpiece and the in-ring referee, Earl Hebner.
Zoey Valentine: Due to the unfortunate circumstances, this match will continue as a SINGLES match between Andre Holmes and Genesis.
Andre Holmes gives the referee a look of confusion before Genesis attacks him from behind. Referee Earl Hebner has no choice but to ring the bell to officially start the match. Genesis continues the momentum, flipping Holmes overhead with a T-Bone Suplex before going for an early pin attempt. One... Two... Kick Out!!
Just as Andre Holmes managest to roll his shoulder off the mat, a familiar face from the Riot Control PPV stands at the top of the entrance ramp, watching the match with interest.
Prof. X: Why is April Hunter out here? This isn't a Divas match-up?
The Carter: Franny, you may have gotten your prize tonight but I'm damn sure getting mine right now! Welcome to GZWA, April!
Francine: Don't count on it, Carter. You're NOWHERE in her league...
April Hunter then walks down the ramp and stands on the ring apron as Genesis stalks Andre Holmes for the Boom.... Headshot (Punt Kick). Genesis stops in motion to point April out to the referee for he can do his job. Seeing April kindly excused to the floor by Referee Slick Johnson, Genesis turns back around to focus on Andre Holmes only to eat a face full of a Thrust Kick (Super Kick). Genesis drops to the canvas as Andre Holmes hooks the leg. One... Two... Three!! Andre Holmes picks up the win.
Andre Holmes passes by April Hunter without a word or second glance as she slides into the ring as he exits. She connects with a Head Hunter (Running Somersault Neckbreaker) as Genesis tries to get to his feet before heading up to the top rope, delivering a SoldierSault (Moonsault) to finish off the King of Controversy. April Hunter grins from ear to ear as she leaves Genesis out cold while she heads back up the entrance ramp.
Prof. X: I wonder what would bring April to want to pick a fight with a Superstar, let alone Genesis?
The Carter: A better question would be what kind of bra keeps those puppies from exploding out!!
Francine: She prolly shops at the same place Justice and Susan get theirs custom made...
_________________________________________________ - Cameras catch up with Sensational Mary leaving backstage with her entourage of clients. Christy Hemme rushes up in time to see the back of the mystery woman's head climb into Sensational Mary's limousine. Sensational Mary smiles innocently as she closes the door and stands in front of it.
Sensational Mary: Anything I can help you with, Christy?
Christy Hemme: Wasn't that the woman who visited Xion Zeros earlier tonight?
Sensational Mary: Why yes it is. Now she has accepted the terms to do business with me, much like several other 'talented' individuals I have taken under my loving wings. Isn't that right?
"The Queen Bee" Madison Rayne steps onto the scene first followed by the goliath known as "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan.
Madison Rayne: You can definitely count this as the wisest business decision to make. You can be on the winning side, or the losing side. Christy hunny, if you were smart you would join too. Then maybe we can do something about that awfully bright hair of yours...
Matt Morgan kindly takes the microphone away from Rayne as he steps in-between Rayne and Christy Hemme before things got catty.
Matt Morgan: Ladies, calm it down. Let's be real here, Mary's giving out the deal of a lifetime. You gotta be high or dumb enough to drop a championship in two days. But that's besides the point... Pretty soon she's going to be running this place. I'm nothing like that second rate loser Mary was dragging around called Simmons, but I can GUARAN-DAMN-TEE one thing for GZWA after The Blueprint has signed with Sensational Mary -- things around here will NEVER be the same again.
Sensational Mary smiles, "There ya go, Hemme. Something for you and the rest of GZWA to think about until next time."
Mary's entourage climbs into the limousine and speeds off as the scene fades to black.
_________________________________________________ - Main Event: 8-Man Tornado Tag Team Match - GZWA Heavyweight Champion "The Demonic Angel" Omega, Alketraz, "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam, and "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez vs. "The Big Red Machine" Kane, "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna, "The World's Largest Athlete" The Big Show and a final mystery partner of their choice
Right before the main event starts it becomes dark in the arena and the song “Feuer frei” by Rammstein is played. Then the lights go on again and Amanda enters the stage. Like usually the fans are cheering at her and
she waves at them and blows kisses at them. Then she makes her way down the ramp to the ring. Amanda kicks off her high heeled shows and then she slides into the ring. She hops on the turn buckle and raises her arms in victory. Then she jumps down and takes a micro. Pretty relaxed she leans against the ring post and waits till the fans calm down again.
~Amanda~
Well, eventually I managed it to come into a main event again, even though I don’t think that it’s cuz the bosses wanna see me there. In some way I have the feeling that this match is a main event cuz the Champion Omega is involved there too, but
anyway. Who cares? As long as I get what I want everything is ok for me.
The cute dark haired girl laughs out.
~Amanda~
Yes, I don’t care much what kinda match I get and whether it’s a main even or the show opener, as long as I get my revenge on Kane, Big Show and whoever helps them in their match.
Amanda clenches her small fists and looks a bit angry now.
~Amanda~
Yeas Kane and Big Show, you will get what you deserve. You were right as you said in your promo that I’m scared of some things. Haha, one of them is that I get tickled again, but that’s not all. You were also right as you said that I was crying and begging for mercy as you and Big Show attacked me. But tell me, who wouldn’t be scared if he would get attacked by such monsters? But anyway, lemme start from the beginning. I can understand that you’re a bit pissed after I went against you a few months ago and after you had to kiss my feet, but I really thought that this war was over after you disappeared. But it seems that I was wrong again. You had nothing better to do than to attack me again and to hurt me again. And this time you didn’t do it alone. You needed the help of this ugly fat bastard Big Show. I really see no reason why he helped you and why he tried to hurt me too, but anyway, I don’t care much. Now I will destroy you both.
Amanda laughs again and points at her feet.
~Amanda~
And I think that you already know what you and Big Show awaits. Haha, you will kiss my feet again, you two and your fucken mysterious partner too, whoever it is. And as we are talking about your partners …I’m really a bit sad that Chyna is in your team, even though I can understand her. I really like her and I’m thankful that she helped me out as you and Big Show tried to injure me. And now I have to fight her in the ring …Shit, but anyway, I can’t do much against it, but I promise that it will be a fair match, at least as long as Chyna is involved. But that doesn’t mean that it will be fair when it comes to you and Big Show. I will fuck you up completely.
Amanda pauses for a moment and takes a deep breath before she continues.
~Amanda~
And now let’s come to my team, to Omega, Alkatraz and Rob Van Dam. I have to admit that it’s cool to fight at the side of the champion, even though I would prefer it to see him as my opponent in a title match, but anyway, maybe one day this will happen. But anyway, now we atre a team and what could be better than having the champion at your side? But it’s not only that that makes me happy. It’s also cool to see Alkatraz in my team. I met him before our match and I must say that he’s cool and that I respect him. And the same counts for Rob. I don’t know him, but he will get a title match soon and so they will be a great help to defeat these ugly monsters. So guys, come out and let’s blow away these fucken monsters …
Amanda laughs again and then she drops the micro and waits for her partners to come to the ring.
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With all the competitors in the ring, all eyes are on the entrance ramp as the mystery partner for the team of "The Big Red Machine" Kane, "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna, and "The World's Largest Athlete" The Big Show. The arena grows silent until a familiar theme fills the air, as "The Icon" Sting races down towards the ring.
Inside the ring, the contest starts off as a huge brawl between the two teams. The excitement ends as Rob Van Dam is tossed from the top rope with ease by the Big Red Machine. RVD's other 3 teammates are then Irish whipped into the remaining corners as Kane takes RVD's spot on the top rope. RVD staggers to his feet only for Kane to capitalize with his signature Diving Clothesline. Chyna then delivers a Handspring Back Elbow to Amanda while Sting delivers a Stinger Splash to Alkertraz. The Big Show collides into the corner with a Big Splash of his own but Omega is nowhere to be found. The cameras catch up with him at ringside, rolling out of ring to safety. Omega snatches his championship gold from Zoey Valentine sitting at ringside and begins heading up the entrance ramp. Omega waves good-bye to the in-ring competitors to a chorus of boos filling the air from the live audience.
Francine: I can't believe these people! They should be grateful that Omega even came out here and honored them with his mere presence. There's no need for him to get slaughtered in a match like this when the title isn't even on the line.
The Carter: But... he's abandoning his partners out there! C'mon, a champion should be more, you know, sportsman-like?
Francine: Oh please, Carter. Omega doesn't owe his teammates nor any of you anything at all.
Prof. X: Wow, Francine. I didn't know you were such a fan of the Demonic Angel.
Francine: It doesn't take a genius to respect a man with talent and a brain between his ears. Omega is the perfect example of a man exactly the OPPOSITE of ol' Carter here...
Chyna and Sting race up the entrance ramp to catch the fleeing Omega. Chyna delivers a Low Blow to bring the champ to his knees while Sting connects with a Scorpion Deathdrop (Diving Reverse DDT) on the ramp. Sting shouts to the crowd, garnering loud cheers from the screaming fans as Omega still crawls around to flee the scene.
The Big Show and Kane watch the action from in the ring. Amanda and Rob Van Dam dive from the top rope to attempt to gain an upper hand on the monsters but both Big Show and Kane catch them mid-air with dual chokeslams. Making the save, Alkertraz delivers a knee clip to both Kane and Big Show, bringing them to one knee - allowing The Goddess and The Whole F'N Show to counter with DDTs to the mat. Kane sits up from the mat in a menacing manner, but Alkertraz leapfrogs over his shoulders and connects with a Neck Snap. Kane falls back onto his spine as RVD follows up with a Rolling Thunder just as The Big Show comes back into the action, charging straight for RVD. Amanda drop toe holds him onto the middle rope and connects with the 818 (619 Body Splash). Amanda goes for the pin but The Big Show forcefully powers out of the pin attempt tossing her across the ring with ease. RVD doesn't give The Big Show any room for comfort as he connects with a Five Star Frog Splash just as he tosses Amanda from on top of his body.
Omega is shown fleeing to behind the entrance curtain with The Icon and 9th Wonder of the World right on his heels. Chyna goes in first and she's knocked out by the championship gold smashed into her skull. Kane watches this from inside the ring after pulling RVD from off of Big Show's body to break the pin attempt. Kane climbs out of the ring and races up the entrance ramp to the aid of his mistress. The Big Show returns to a vertical base, delivering a headbutt to Alkertraz before winding up for the WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction AKA KO Punch). Alkertraz ducks underneath the swing, allowing Amanda to connect with a top rope variation of the Fade to Black (Spear) to knock the Giant off his feet. Once more, RVD hits the Five Star Frog Splash and Alkertraz finishes the World's Largest Athlete with an application of a Sharpshooter. The Big Show has no choice but to submit from the assault to give the team of RVD, Amanda, and Alkertraz the win tonight - with no thanks to the GZWA Heavyweight Champion, Omega.
Omega is then shown on the monitor being chased through the parking lot by Sting and now a deranged Kane after the main event is over. The Demonic Angel reaches his limousine and dives inside to flee to safety. But that doesn't stop Kane from breaking through the glass with his own hands before the limousine speeds away as tonight's Primetime comes to an end.
