Post by Tim on May 20, 2011 0:11:50 GMT -5
The scene shows Joel Hall in an underground basement. He is wearing torn blue jeans.
Joel Hall: Yo. I'm the "Rising Star" himself: Joel Hall.
Joel Hall: Listen up. There are so many people that is gonna be in one match at GZWA Primetime. There's 8 people in the ring that is gonna face each other. And there's only one winner.
Joel Hall: And I hope you all know that winner is me! I didn't come this far to get my dream crushed by a couple of people with different intentions.
Joel Hall: Amanda Cortez, nothing personal. But this is my way to the top of the game. Be glad that I don't crush you. By the way, managers like yours can get their bones broken.
Joel Hall: Jimmy Jacobs, shouldn't you be commiting suicide already? Ha ha. I'm just kidding. Just stay out of my way or you'll really be killed.
Joel Hall: Genesis. are you kidding me? There's a guy called Genesis? Someone should really be original about choosing a name. Whoever he is, he's going down. Because there ain't gonna be any mercy when I'm done with him.
Joel Hall: AJ Styles? Really? Awesome! I've always wanted to put a veteran through the table.
Joel clears his throat.
Joel Hall: Well, there's two other people left. They look intimidating.
Joel Hall: Andre Holmes. Don't tell me he's the descendant of Andre the Giant!
The cameraman comes in the scene and whispers into Joel's ear. Joel nods with approval. The cameraman leaves to handle the camera.
Joel Hall: Thank god! I would have created a raging giant. Listen, I just want to say that there's no hard feelings after I beat you down legally. Because I'm "Infinite*"!
Joel Hall: Finally, Carnage!!!!
Scary music is played.
Joel Hall: I'm sure we all know why he wears a mask for his entrances. Not only to look like Mick Thomson. Seriously, why does he bother wearing it? We all know that he's...
Joel Hall:...SPOILERS!!! Wait for it.....
10 seconds of silence.
Joel Hall:...ugly!
Joel Hall: That's right. He wears it because he wants to look evil. And when he takes it off, he wants to shock people that he is the descendant of Quasimodo himself! Not the hunchback, just the face.
Joel Hall: Listen, Carnage. Not only will I make your face look retarded, but I will show the world that you're a fraud to the world of hardcore wrestling!
Joel breathes heavily. Then, he takes a few deep breaths.
Joel Hall: Sorry, people. So, what I'm saying is that those 7 people are gonna feel the wrath of the Rising Star himself. Thanks and goodbye.
Joel Hall: Turn off the camera, dude.
Cameraman: But you only talked about 6 opponents.
Joel Hall: Who did I left out, then?
Cameraman: April Hunter???
5 second pause.
Joel Hall: Who's that? Eh, must be some rich, snobby girl. Forget it.
Camera is turned off.
(OOC: *Infinite is the theme song of Joel Hall.)
