Post by Alkertraz on May 23, 2011 16:29:32 GMT -5
Ground Zero fades up from a Primetime promotion. Alkertraz is seen standing inside the ring looking into the crowd as there cheers continue with his traditional One112Twelve T-shirt across his chest as he turns printed on the back is a caricature picture of Omega’s face with question marks surrounding it, representing the question behind who will be Rob Van Dam and Alkertraz’s choice for Omega opponent this up and coming Primetime. As he raises the microphone the crowd calms.
Alkertraz - Omega it don’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out you don’t wanna fight, that you don’t wanna exude any energy or heart competing in a non title match up so I was thinking of doing you a little favour and for your opponent choosing the angry, fat ginger kid I saw on the way to work who was eating crispy crèmes to make himself feel better and justifying it by walking but not realising his thunder thighs were competing for space whilst he had a donut in each hand not finishing one before the other, both half eaten, sugar coating himself at one point he looked down and I believe even considered eating himself... Or maybe change it up round here a little bit and invite someone from another company to compete, like… Hornswoggle!...
Laughs are heard coming from the crowd.
Alkertraz - Would love to see that little dude slap the taste outta your mouth, well probably your knee from the size of him but never the less it wouldn’t go a miss. Or then again I could call on a superstar that’s already paid his dues that night and have him stand toe to toe with you, names like Brad Kane or Carnage come to mind so that way there coming into the match already breathing out there asses and that way you might not even have to stretch to pick up the win. Or how about I pick one of the new guys here in Ground Zero or to go one better maybe even a rookie!... Or I can stop talking like for love or money I’m gonna do you a damn favour and putting false hope in that little black heart of yours and straight look into your eyes, turn this whole damn thing on it’s head and say to you Omega that your opponent this up and coming Primetime is… ME!!!!...
Crowd erupts.
Alkertraz - Whoa, whoa, wait! Wait just a second... Let’s take a moment and take into account all aspects of this opportunity for me to NOT face the world champion at Primetime. One!, whilst Omega’s getting his funky little ass handed to him on a plate assigned by me I can be sitting down, feet up, a nice cold one in hand to accompany me recuperating from the past few weeks in which I’ve fought tooth and nail to get through whilst that son of a bitch has evaded every last encounter like his life depended on it… Two!, I’m not one to pass up ringside seats to see whoever it is I choose to cause pain upon his being and… Three! I’ve got a damn night off so I’m probably be too busy with the diva’s in the back and sharing stories with the other superstars about how much of an inappropriate, useless world champion you actually are!...
Alkertraz looks to the canvas thinking over the situation, it’s a rare moment being given the power to choose a world champions opponent. An he’s loving every second of it.
Alkertraz - Now let me get back business, It’s not often your given a position in which to decide the beginning of the world champions demise. Anyone, any opponent, man or woman that passes my lips and I agree with it putting pen to paper, signing Omega’s opponent for Primetime that’s exactly who he faces. So I’m well within my rights to make a call to an old friend of mine, so here’s to you, I think you might know the guy he goes by the name of …………
Alkertraz from pointing to the entrance ramp shakes his head with a smile showing there’s actually no one coming out. He could call anyone he wanted from his past and have them face Omega but he’s enjoying way too much building the anticipation and suspense throughout the arena, backstage and especially for Omega himself. Alkertraz paces the ring before pointing to the titontron where a picture of Macho Man Randy Savage appears. The capacity attendance erupts standing and clapping his memory, Alkertraz salutes Macho Man’s picture then stands there clapping and nodding in agreement with the crowd’s reaction.
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - 1952 - 2011
Alkertraz - Or in memory of the late great, legendary Macho Man Randy Savage that I did nothing but idolise growing up, have you face the almighty living godfather and pioneer of the wrestling world Hulk Hogan in a mega powers and Macho Man Randy Savage tribute!... “OOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH DIG ITTT!”
Crowd laughs in appreciation of Alkertraz’s attempt at portraying Macho Man Randy Savage and begin screaming and shouting at the prospect.
Alkertraz – I know, I know… Although the idea surpasses all others I don’t think Omega is even close enough to justify Giant Haystacks memory let alone Macho Man Randy Savage’s so let’s move on… The greatest attribute is that you don’t know who your training to wrestle is it gonna be a high flyer? A power house? Or even maybe a giant?... Mmm, a giant, I wonder if there’s such a man, I mean I’ve heard of someone within this building being classed as the worlds largest athlete, that has to count for something right? and maybe the fact he stands at 7 feet tall and weighs in at a breathtaking 500lbs, that’s probably cause he’s sitting on you at the time, and I heard he was so big and rotund he could compete with a land mammals for alpha male status, there’s only one man that fits that description to a tee “AHHHHHAAAHHUUU” Andre the Giant and Snooki’s love child… THE BIG SHOW!!!!...
Alkertraz mocks the big show by throwing his hand in the air in a chockslam motion and screaming like a caveman.
Alkertraz - Of course your opponent ain’t the Big Sloth you Demonic dumbass, you think for one second I’m going to put you in the ring with a man I made tap out in excruciating pain only last week, I submitted a damn paradox whilst you was kicking up dirt running from the scene but that’s ok Omega cause the man I’ve chose for you, you couldn’t get away from unless you had a different contract, being employed by another company, in a different country with a different persona being protected by wrestlers that actually think your worth a damn cause you see I’m putting you in the ring this up and coming Primetime with the one man you will never be able to escape, the owner of this company, Xion Zeros!!!!...
A the camera pans the fans there is a mixture or shock and cheers throughout the arena at prospect of Xion Zeros gracing the ring once again. Alkertraz looks into the crowd at there reactions as people look at each other shocked trying to confirm what’s been said, Alkertraz begins shaking his head.
Alkertraz - No, no, no… Although I would take great satisfaction in Ground Zero’s very own Xion Zeros kicking your ass up and down in and out of every single isle in this building because lets face it Omega if he was in this match he wouldn’t let you get out of it no matter what tactic you tried and as a last resort would call in a lumberjack match to see you stay the course… But then that would be an injustice, It would at the same time take away an opportunity for someone to take another step up that ladder and claiming a place in this company by beating the world champion and I am not willing to take an opportunity like that from anyone!...
Alkertraz rubs his hand over his head and looks to the lights above in a deep thinking motion.
Alkertraz - You see, I’ve got all these ideas running through my head Omega, I can barley contain what to do with them, but ain’t it exiting, waking up on that primetime morning as the sun breaks through the clouds and into the gap in your curtains and you stir from your wrestles nights sleep and realise you have absolutely no control, no concept of who we have chosen in our favour to run you down like the dog that you are, take the wind from your sails, the smile from that face that even the devil would turn his nose up at and the arrogant tone you portray thinking you have rightly earned the reason to do so… So mark this moment and this day, the 23rd of May as act one, scene one to the demise of “The Demonic Angel” Omega!!...
Alkertraz drops the microphone with a thud to the canvas as GZWA goes to a short commercial break.
Alkertraz - Omega it don’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure out you don’t wanna fight, that you don’t wanna exude any energy or heart competing in a non title match up so I was thinking of doing you a little favour and for your opponent choosing the angry, fat ginger kid I saw on the way to work who was eating crispy crèmes to make himself feel better and justifying it by walking but not realising his thunder thighs were competing for space whilst he had a donut in each hand not finishing one before the other, both half eaten, sugar coating himself at one point he looked down and I believe even considered eating himself... Or maybe change it up round here a little bit and invite someone from another company to compete, like… Hornswoggle!...
Laughs are heard coming from the crowd.
Alkertraz - Would love to see that little dude slap the taste outta your mouth, well probably your knee from the size of him but never the less it wouldn’t go a miss. Or then again I could call on a superstar that’s already paid his dues that night and have him stand toe to toe with you, names like Brad Kane or Carnage come to mind so that way there coming into the match already breathing out there asses and that way you might not even have to stretch to pick up the win. Or how about I pick one of the new guys here in Ground Zero or to go one better maybe even a rookie!... Or I can stop talking like for love or money I’m gonna do you a damn favour and putting false hope in that little black heart of yours and straight look into your eyes, turn this whole damn thing on it’s head and say to you Omega that your opponent this up and coming Primetime is… ME!!!!...
Crowd erupts.
Alkertraz - Whoa, whoa, wait! Wait just a second... Let’s take a moment and take into account all aspects of this opportunity for me to NOT face the world champion at Primetime. One!, whilst Omega’s getting his funky little ass handed to him on a plate assigned by me I can be sitting down, feet up, a nice cold one in hand to accompany me recuperating from the past few weeks in which I’ve fought tooth and nail to get through whilst that son of a bitch has evaded every last encounter like his life depended on it… Two!, I’m not one to pass up ringside seats to see whoever it is I choose to cause pain upon his being and… Three! I’ve got a damn night off so I’m probably be too busy with the diva’s in the back and sharing stories with the other superstars about how much of an inappropriate, useless world champion you actually are!...
Alkertraz looks to the canvas thinking over the situation, it’s a rare moment being given the power to choose a world champions opponent. An he’s loving every second of it.
Alkertraz - Now let me get back business, It’s not often your given a position in which to decide the beginning of the world champions demise. Anyone, any opponent, man or woman that passes my lips and I agree with it putting pen to paper, signing Omega’s opponent for Primetime that’s exactly who he faces. So I’m well within my rights to make a call to an old friend of mine, so here’s to you, I think you might know the guy he goes by the name of …………
Alkertraz from pointing to the entrance ramp shakes his head with a smile showing there’s actually no one coming out. He could call anyone he wanted from his past and have them face Omega but he’s enjoying way too much building the anticipation and suspense throughout the arena, backstage and especially for Omega himself. Alkertraz paces the ring before pointing to the titontron where a picture of Macho Man Randy Savage appears. The capacity attendance erupts standing and clapping his memory, Alkertraz salutes Macho Man’s picture then stands there clapping and nodding in agreement with the crowd’s reaction.
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - 1952 - 2011
Alkertraz - Or in memory of the late great, legendary Macho Man Randy Savage that I did nothing but idolise growing up, have you face the almighty living godfather and pioneer of the wrestling world Hulk Hogan in a mega powers and Macho Man Randy Savage tribute!... “OOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH DIG ITTT!”
Crowd laughs in appreciation of Alkertraz’s attempt at portraying Macho Man Randy Savage and begin screaming and shouting at the prospect.
Alkertraz – I know, I know… Although the idea surpasses all others I don’t think Omega is even close enough to justify Giant Haystacks memory let alone Macho Man Randy Savage’s so let’s move on… The greatest attribute is that you don’t know who your training to wrestle is it gonna be a high flyer? A power house? Or even maybe a giant?... Mmm, a giant, I wonder if there’s such a man, I mean I’ve heard of someone within this building being classed as the worlds largest athlete, that has to count for something right? and maybe the fact he stands at 7 feet tall and weighs in at a breathtaking 500lbs, that’s probably cause he’s sitting on you at the time, and I heard he was so big and rotund he could compete with a land mammals for alpha male status, there’s only one man that fits that description to a tee “AHHHHHAAAHHUUU” Andre the Giant and Snooki’s love child… THE BIG SHOW!!!!...
Alkertraz mocks the big show by throwing his hand in the air in a chockslam motion and screaming like a caveman.
Alkertraz - Of course your opponent ain’t the Big Sloth you Demonic dumbass, you think for one second I’m going to put you in the ring with a man I made tap out in excruciating pain only last week, I submitted a damn paradox whilst you was kicking up dirt running from the scene but that’s ok Omega cause the man I’ve chose for you, you couldn’t get away from unless you had a different contract, being employed by another company, in a different country with a different persona being protected by wrestlers that actually think your worth a damn cause you see I’m putting you in the ring this up and coming Primetime with the one man you will never be able to escape, the owner of this company, Xion Zeros!!!!...
A the camera pans the fans there is a mixture or shock and cheers throughout the arena at prospect of Xion Zeros gracing the ring once again. Alkertraz looks into the crowd at there reactions as people look at each other shocked trying to confirm what’s been said, Alkertraz begins shaking his head.
Alkertraz - No, no, no… Although I would take great satisfaction in Ground Zero’s very own Xion Zeros kicking your ass up and down in and out of every single isle in this building because lets face it Omega if he was in this match he wouldn’t let you get out of it no matter what tactic you tried and as a last resort would call in a lumberjack match to see you stay the course… But then that would be an injustice, It would at the same time take away an opportunity for someone to take another step up that ladder and claiming a place in this company by beating the world champion and I am not willing to take an opportunity like that from anyone!...
Alkertraz rubs his hand over his head and looks to the lights above in a deep thinking motion.
Alkertraz - You see, I’ve got all these ideas running through my head Omega, I can barley contain what to do with them, but ain’t it exiting, waking up on that primetime morning as the sun breaks through the clouds and into the gap in your curtains and you stir from your wrestles nights sleep and realise you have absolutely no control, no concept of who we have chosen in our favour to run you down like the dog that you are, take the wind from your sails, the smile from that face that even the devil would turn his nose up at and the arrogant tone you portray thinking you have rightly earned the reason to do so… So mark this moment and this day, the 23rd of May as act one, scene one to the demise of “The Demonic Angel” Omega!!...
Alkertraz drops the microphone with a thud to the canvas as GZWA goes to a short commercial break.
