Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2011 16:26:39 GMT -5
Katie raises her arms as she looks at the ground, with her curly hair covering over her face. She sighs and looks up.
Katie: Another battle royal featuring everyone's oh so beloved blood red haired teenage lunatic. Who do we have in this edition...A psycho who attack just about anyone because she has issues...A big busty blonde who gets hit by pots and attacks plant haters...A reject from Jersey Beach or whatever it's called...A Forgettable Dragon...and someone who's over 30 year old and prides herself on being a virgin...For God's sakes...I am The Blackbird! The definition of spectacular! Last time I appeared on TV, I had the awful duty of putting out the black star which I still feel horrible about I might add, and now I'm forced to deal with the cast from an aborted Big Brother series. This shall be but a simple task. I am sleaker, faster and most importantly, younger then all of these wretched chiennes. I'd wonder who came up with giving me such weak and feeble opponents, but considering the wise leadership of our new commisioner Serena Dent, it's obvious that this was that idiot, Zeros' idea. It wouldn't be the first time he did not treat me as the respectful lady that I deserve to be treated as...But who knows, perhaps our accomplished commish felt the need to give me an easy challenge before I go for the title, which I thank her for if she did. Either way, Tia can observe herself as I decimate the opposition before I deal with her personally once again. I already have one strike against her, while she has a grand total of nothing against me. Who knows, maybe I'll get her again next time we're on TV together...That's the thing about The Blackbird, you never know what you're going to end up with.
Katie begins to chuckle and soon, her laughing intensifies until she starts giggling. She rubs her hair back, revealing the tears over her cheeks. She speaks in an eerie sing song voice.
Katie: Don't you ever wonder how we survive?
Katie: Another battle royal featuring everyone's oh so beloved blood red haired teenage lunatic. Who do we have in this edition...A psycho who attack just about anyone because she has issues...A big busty blonde who gets hit by pots and attacks plant haters...A reject from Jersey Beach or whatever it's called...A Forgettable Dragon...and someone who's over 30 year old and prides herself on being a virgin...For God's sakes...I am The Blackbird! The definition of spectacular! Last time I appeared on TV, I had the awful duty of putting out the black star which I still feel horrible about I might add, and now I'm forced to deal with the cast from an aborted Big Brother series. This shall be but a simple task. I am sleaker, faster and most importantly, younger then all of these wretched chiennes. I'd wonder who came up with giving me such weak and feeble opponents, but considering the wise leadership of our new commisioner Serena Dent, it's obvious that this was that idiot, Zeros' idea. It wouldn't be the first time he did not treat me as the respectful lady that I deserve to be treated as...But who knows, perhaps our accomplished commish felt the need to give me an easy challenge before I go for the title, which I thank her for if she did. Either way, Tia can observe herself as I decimate the opposition before I deal with her personally once again. I already have one strike against her, while she has a grand total of nothing against me. Who knows, maybe I'll get her again next time we're on TV together...That's the thing about The Blackbird, you never know what you're going to end up with.
Katie begins to chuckle and soon, her laughing intensifies until she starts giggling. She rubs her hair back, revealing the tears over her cheeks. She speaks in an eerie sing song voice.
Katie: Don't you ever wonder how we survive?