Post by Alkertraz on Jun 12, 2011 10:12:46 GMT -5
Trent Lewis one of Ground Zeros leading interviewers is standing prim and proper, all suited backstage in what appears to be one of many hall ways cluttered with tables, staff and random equipment as Trent raises the microphone to speak Alkertraz steps into shot with a great playful smile on his face showing him really enjoying himself. Confidence oozing and a massive presence with a little bounce in his step, Trent Lewis a bit surprised by Alkertraz’s appearance clicks into interviewer mode and quickly thinks of a question. As Trent raises the microphone Alkertraz stands there staring at him with the same smile making him feel uncomfortable, Trent confused goes to speak regardless only for Alkertraz to take the microphone from Trent, turn him around and playfully kick him away. Alkertraz turns looking deep into the camera and in the same playful, joking manner begins to rhyme.
Alkertraz - Riddle me this, riddle me that,
Who this forthcoming Primetime will Alkertraz have to combat,
Could it be Big Slow rocking his goatee,
Un-till that night it’s all a mystery,
Maybe Earl Hebner the referee,
Or the legend that Moves like a butterfly and stings like a bee,
Watch out folks Alkertraz is about to make history.
Who could it be, that’s the question,
Could it be Matt Morgan always looking like he’s got indigestion,
Fear of the unknown, and things that you wouldn’t want to confess,
Like catching Chyna about to undress,
It could be anyone to the best of my knowledge,
Someone without education like Carnage who’s never heard of college,
Maybe the Big red machine all hideous with his head shaven?,
I’d have more competition fighting “The Ultimate Vixen” Miss Raven,
The answers un-explained,
But when the time arrives this beast wont be contained,
Like Andre Holmes and his piles,
Could my opponent be "The Phenomenal One" AJ Styles,
This may sound a little cliché,
Destroying any man that get’s in my way,
But watch what’s about to unfold,
Alkertraz taking control of the gold.
Alkertraz has a little giggle at himself knowing full well he shouldn’t be having this much fun leading up what could full well be the start of a dominant make or break run of matches that could define his career. Looks to the rafters above and taking a moment to himself, he takes a deep breath before running his hand on his chin in a thinking gesture as the smile slowly fades as the whole seriousness of the situation kicks in. Looking to the concrete below a serious presence comes across as he looks up to address the camera.
Alkertraz - You ever heard of irony Omega, you should have considering you’re a walking, talking prospect of it… If there was ever a man that explored such a matter, discovered it, and then flaunted it’s abilities for the world to see it’s your devil worshiping ass. You wear irony on your sleeve like it’s an accessory… Nowhere to run Omega?! Sound familiar to you considering it was just the other day when you was in that ring bitching and moaning with your winey little voice about how I will not escape you?... A situation of pot call kettle black, if anyone’s running, if anyone’s trying to evade the other, tail between legs it’s for all to see, it’s you… Escaping from any conflict especially when placing that title on the line is concerned… You are a product of your own making and when the time comes when we stand toe to toe and it finally is nowhere to run for you, when you look at me across the ring in my pride glazed eyes you will truly understand the meaning “I’ve just made the biggest mistake of my life!”…
Alkertraz paces back and forth on the spot nodding his head to himself realising he’s got to start being serious and with conviction.
Alkertraz - You wanna compare poison Omega, well, as we are sharing and I can be that helpful guy once in a while, so here’s to you, my poison of choice is simple and true and it goes a little something like this… Me!... I slap the taste outta your mouth, shove my well laced and polished boot upside your head so you can witness in your reflection of it, what your face looks like when your screaming like a bitch, take my other boot and I’ll think about lacing that twice before sticking that up your ass, take my right fist, let’s call him driving miss daisy cause it sounds like a good pornstar name that takes deep throat, and shove that right down your throat which I might add that so much shit comes out of it, your ass is jealous. By this point your looking like a little funky voodoo doll, but I’m glad I could assist. Next I’m gonna take my left fist which for arguments sake let’s call, Dave and beat down on you like you never thought possible until my knuckles bleed. Then I’m gonna take my title go and sit in the back, grab a cold one and wait for the next son of a bitch to come along that’s gonna try and take it from me, and that’s all I gotta say about that!...
Alkertraz drops the microphone to the concrete below with a thud as he marches off. Ground Zero cameraman a little confused begins giving chase. Alkertraz turns clearly on a mission towards the arena as he makes his way up the stairs to the gorilla position GZWA official cameras switch to arena where the capacity attendance are watching everything take place on the titon-tron. Realising Alkertraz is making his way out the anticipation builds as the cheers become louder and louder as Alkertraz’s music hits over the PA System the crowd erupts. As Alkertraz steps out from the curtain me wastes no time in making his way towards the ring. Grabbing a microphone Alkertraz roles into the ring and on a mission instantly begins talking.
Alkertraz - There’s many a hearsay, rumour and speculation over who could possible be the “Mystery” opponents. We are talking a number if not an infinite list of superstars within this business, far and beyond, I’m talking world wide that would give there right arm, a little toe and maybe even a cauliflower ear to step inside the squared circle with me. And I know for damn certain in this company, Omega wouldn’t think twice or gesture again, about out reaching his hand out with a sadistic glint in his eye and giving this opportunity to someone not even under contract with Ground Zero, men not even on the tongues or thoughts of the thousands in attendance today, not even on the radar as to whom we assume would lace those boots and walk there funky ass to the ring, with a great smile upon there face like they have earned the right to do so…
Alkertraz begins pacing the ring from corner to corner looking into the crowds.
Alkertraz - But, if you think for a single moment, for one second or approach me like your opinion matters and it’s gonna falter my being, think again with your self praised ways because regardless what your thinking or what comment slips from your preaching mouth if you think I’m gonna remain unsettled and in suspense leading up to this Primetime main event, then you are greatly mistaken!... I mean your all looking at me, more puzzled in anticipation than me and I’m the one standing up to judge and jury, awaiting my sentence. That in itself says something if anything of how much I couldn’t give a billion dollars to a barn dance who my opponents are!... And for all those who thought me and RVD had the upper hand last week choosing Omega’s opponent, and that would come without retaliation you clearly haven’t been paying enough attention on exactly how this company and this industry are run, but believe me when I say, I like it!…
Alkertraz stands dead in the centre of the squared circle basking in the cheers and screams from the crowd as they ring throughout the arena, running his hand over his head thinking Alkertraz raises the microphone.
Alkertraz - Take this into account, if I was fully under the influence that I would need to know who my opponents could possible be and I was clouded with so much uncertainty and miss judgment. I would haul ass to the back and torture, no maybe too far, let me rephrase, “Interrogate” each and every single superstar in the back that the roster consists of, and has to offer to find out who, my unwilling opponents are!... Or!... To help my little situation along that much quicker, I could exploit all the contacts I’ve gained throughout the years and find out one way or another, and don’t doubt me cause that’s just the way it is, but then again, where’s the excitement in that?!...
Alkertraz steps to the ropes and leans on the top rope facing the gorilla position/titontron and looks deep beyond the runway like he’s addressing the locker room.
Alkertraz - And yeah, you heard me right, I said unwillingly because let’s face it, who would willingly within this industry think to oppose me!... You would have to be outside your mind!... Who’s gonna stand in front a mirror, look to there reflection and begin to muster what it takes to even consider such possibility!... I am a walking predicament for the god’s and freaks among us, why would you begin to think yourself any different!... Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure!... And there is no measure to the man that stands before you and what can be summoned in moments of great need. I am the future of this business and once you all learn to follow suit and understand that’s exactly how the damn hell it is, if you can’t then on your head be it!!!!...
Alkertraz’s music hits over the PA System as the capacity attendance erupts yet again. GZWA goes to a commercial break.
Alkertraz - Riddle me this, riddle me that,
Who this forthcoming Primetime will Alkertraz have to combat,
Could it be Big Slow rocking his goatee,
Un-till that night it’s all a mystery,
Maybe Earl Hebner the referee,
Or the legend that Moves like a butterfly and stings like a bee,
Watch out folks Alkertraz is about to make history.
Who could it be, that’s the question,
Could it be Matt Morgan always looking like he’s got indigestion,
Fear of the unknown, and things that you wouldn’t want to confess,
Like catching Chyna about to undress,
It could be anyone to the best of my knowledge,
Someone without education like Carnage who’s never heard of college,
Maybe the Big red machine all hideous with his head shaven?,
I’d have more competition fighting “The Ultimate Vixen” Miss Raven,
The answers un-explained,
But when the time arrives this beast wont be contained,
Like Andre Holmes and his piles,
Could my opponent be "The Phenomenal One" AJ Styles,
This may sound a little cliché,
Destroying any man that get’s in my way,
But watch what’s about to unfold,
Alkertraz taking control of the gold.
Alkertraz has a little giggle at himself knowing full well he shouldn’t be having this much fun leading up what could full well be the start of a dominant make or break run of matches that could define his career. Looks to the rafters above and taking a moment to himself, he takes a deep breath before running his hand on his chin in a thinking gesture as the smile slowly fades as the whole seriousness of the situation kicks in. Looking to the concrete below a serious presence comes across as he looks up to address the camera.
Alkertraz - You ever heard of irony Omega, you should have considering you’re a walking, talking prospect of it… If there was ever a man that explored such a matter, discovered it, and then flaunted it’s abilities for the world to see it’s your devil worshiping ass. You wear irony on your sleeve like it’s an accessory… Nowhere to run Omega?! Sound familiar to you considering it was just the other day when you was in that ring bitching and moaning with your winey little voice about how I will not escape you?... A situation of pot call kettle black, if anyone’s running, if anyone’s trying to evade the other, tail between legs it’s for all to see, it’s you… Escaping from any conflict especially when placing that title on the line is concerned… You are a product of your own making and when the time comes when we stand toe to toe and it finally is nowhere to run for you, when you look at me across the ring in my pride glazed eyes you will truly understand the meaning “I’ve just made the biggest mistake of my life!”…
Alkertraz paces back and forth on the spot nodding his head to himself realising he’s got to start being serious and with conviction.
Alkertraz - You wanna compare poison Omega, well, as we are sharing and I can be that helpful guy once in a while, so here’s to you, my poison of choice is simple and true and it goes a little something like this… Me!... I slap the taste outta your mouth, shove my well laced and polished boot upside your head so you can witness in your reflection of it, what your face looks like when your screaming like a bitch, take my other boot and I’ll think about lacing that twice before sticking that up your ass, take my right fist, let’s call him driving miss daisy cause it sounds like a good pornstar name that takes deep throat, and shove that right down your throat which I might add that so much shit comes out of it, your ass is jealous. By this point your looking like a little funky voodoo doll, but I’m glad I could assist. Next I’m gonna take my left fist which for arguments sake let’s call, Dave and beat down on you like you never thought possible until my knuckles bleed. Then I’m gonna take my title go and sit in the back, grab a cold one and wait for the next son of a bitch to come along that’s gonna try and take it from me, and that’s all I gotta say about that!...
Alkertraz drops the microphone to the concrete below with a thud as he marches off. Ground Zero cameraman a little confused begins giving chase. Alkertraz turns clearly on a mission towards the arena as he makes his way up the stairs to the gorilla position GZWA official cameras switch to arena where the capacity attendance are watching everything take place on the titon-tron. Realising Alkertraz is making his way out the anticipation builds as the cheers become louder and louder as Alkertraz’s music hits over the PA System the crowd erupts. As Alkertraz steps out from the curtain me wastes no time in making his way towards the ring. Grabbing a microphone Alkertraz roles into the ring and on a mission instantly begins talking.
Alkertraz - There’s many a hearsay, rumour and speculation over who could possible be the “Mystery” opponents. We are talking a number if not an infinite list of superstars within this business, far and beyond, I’m talking world wide that would give there right arm, a little toe and maybe even a cauliflower ear to step inside the squared circle with me. And I know for damn certain in this company, Omega wouldn’t think twice or gesture again, about out reaching his hand out with a sadistic glint in his eye and giving this opportunity to someone not even under contract with Ground Zero, men not even on the tongues or thoughts of the thousands in attendance today, not even on the radar as to whom we assume would lace those boots and walk there funky ass to the ring, with a great smile upon there face like they have earned the right to do so…
Alkertraz begins pacing the ring from corner to corner looking into the crowds.
Alkertraz - But, if you think for a single moment, for one second or approach me like your opinion matters and it’s gonna falter my being, think again with your self praised ways because regardless what your thinking or what comment slips from your preaching mouth if you think I’m gonna remain unsettled and in suspense leading up to this Primetime main event, then you are greatly mistaken!... I mean your all looking at me, more puzzled in anticipation than me and I’m the one standing up to judge and jury, awaiting my sentence. That in itself says something if anything of how much I couldn’t give a billion dollars to a barn dance who my opponents are!... And for all those who thought me and RVD had the upper hand last week choosing Omega’s opponent, and that would come without retaliation you clearly haven’t been paying enough attention on exactly how this company and this industry are run, but believe me when I say, I like it!…
Alkertraz stands dead in the centre of the squared circle basking in the cheers and screams from the crowd as they ring throughout the arena, running his hand over his head thinking Alkertraz raises the microphone.
Alkertraz - Take this into account, if I was fully under the influence that I would need to know who my opponents could possible be and I was clouded with so much uncertainty and miss judgment. I would haul ass to the back and torture, no maybe too far, let me rephrase, “Interrogate” each and every single superstar in the back that the roster consists of, and has to offer to find out who, my unwilling opponents are!... Or!... To help my little situation along that much quicker, I could exploit all the contacts I’ve gained throughout the years and find out one way or another, and don’t doubt me cause that’s just the way it is, but then again, where’s the excitement in that?!...
Alkertraz steps to the ropes and leans on the top rope facing the gorilla position/titontron and looks deep beyond the runway like he’s addressing the locker room.
Alkertraz - And yeah, you heard me right, I said unwillingly because let’s face it, who would willingly within this industry think to oppose me!... You would have to be outside your mind!... Who’s gonna stand in front a mirror, look to there reflection and begin to muster what it takes to even consider such possibility!... I am a walking predicament for the god’s and freaks among us, why would you begin to think yourself any different!... Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure!... And there is no measure to the man that stands before you and what can be summoned in moments of great need. I am the future of this business and once you all learn to follow suit and understand that’s exactly how the damn hell it is, if you can’t then on your head be it!!!!...
Alkertraz’s music hits over the PA System as the capacity attendance erupts yet again. GZWA goes to a commercial break.
