Post by Xion Zeros on Jun 21, 2011 13:18:26 GMT -5
Note: Ugh, my RL has been hell since I got back from Florida last Monday. As a result I'm gonna push the next show until next Monday/Tuesday. I'm not gonna make you guys rush b/c of my lateness.
In either case, I'm going to open a few feedback topics on some stuff I want to change with our anniversary show coming up. Trust me, you guys are gonna love what I have in mind.
Anywho, I hope everyone enjoys the show.I'll start the post-show ReAction topic shortly.
[shadow=black,left,300]Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : Papa Roach - "Kick In The Teeth"
Recorded Date: June, 15 2011
Air Date: June, 21 2011[/shadow]
- Tonight's broadcast opens with the "Queen Bee" Madison Rayne and "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan standing in the middle of the ring as they await the arrival of the "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna.
Madison Rayne begins to speak but Matt Morgan kindly relieves her of the microphone after the chorus of boos before Madison Rayne even opens her mouth.
Matt Morgan: All of you dead-beat hicks out there tonight really make me sick. You would boo a woman as heavenly gifted with her beauty? Oh wait, that's right. None of these hillbillies around here can afford glasses or they would have noticed that Chyna's really a MAN.
The crowd's boos are deafening at this point.
Xavier "Professor X" Cox: Now, wait a darn second. How can he come out here and disrespect the 9th Wonder like that?
Trey "The Carter" Carter: That's a LIE! I have the Playboy magazines to prove it!
"Queen of Extreme" Francine Fournier: I'm sure you do, Carter. Let him finish, he's clearly onto something here if you ask me...
Matt Morgan: I'm pretty sure that her and The Undertaker are the same guy. C'mon, think about it. You never see them at the same time! Chyna's just Taker on his off nights.
At that moment, "Who I Am" erupts over the speakers to signal the arrival of the "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna. Chyna races down out of the ring, with Madison Rayne quickly stepping out of the ring and down to the floor.
Matt Morgan shows no fear and tosses her the microphone to speak. Chyna catches it with a smile, uttering the words, "How about you join the rest of the ladies in this match?"
Matt Morgan perks a brow as Chyna tosses the microphone up high back to Matt Morgan. Morgan reaches up and catches it only to fall to his knees at the low blow to his unprotected genitals. Matt Morgan then rolls underneath the ropes to recuperate as the 9th Wonder beckons both of them back into the ring to get this handicap match underway.
- 2-on-1 Handicap Match - The Entourage ("The Blueprint" Matt Morgan & "Queen Bee" Madison Rayne) vs. "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna
Just as the referee starts motioning for the bell, "Our Time" blasts through the PA system. After a few moments, the Co-Owner Justice herself appears on the stage, dressed for war in a new outfit, with a new attitude, but the same pink chair in her right hand.
Francine: No, not this again... Can someone explain to me why is she still here??
The Carter: I can point to two obvious reasons! WOO-HOO!!
After surveying the arena with a smirk, making sure that all eyes are on her, Justice slowly lifts her left her left hand to bring a microphone to her mouth.
Good evening! It is now time for all you lords and ladies to get a rare glimpse into how these spectacles are created. It has recently been brought to my attention that there are members of our very own roster that feel that I am living in the past, resting on my laurels if you will. In response to this, I have decided that it is time to remind everyone why I am the "Voluptuous Vixen".
Justice pauses.
Since everyone around here is in a matchmaking mood, it seems approppriate that I respond in kind. I am unable to delete this match from the card, but as co-owner I am able to "tweak" it. This is no longer a handicap match, but a tag match. Chyna's tag partner is none other than the "Voluptuous Vixen" herself, me.
Justice smiles sweetly.
Since my mate is a little worried about my well-being, there will be some special rules in place to protect myself. For the three people in the ring, this match will be contested under normal tag rules. For myself, and myself alone, this will be an "Anything Goes, No Disqualification" match!
Justice lowers the mic for a moment to take in the competitor's reactions.
Chyna, you and I have never seen eye-to-eye, even in that other company all those years ago. I would like to think that by now we have some level of respect for each other. At the least, that we can trust each other enough to show these no-talent slappers how real wrestlers get the job done. And why? Because we can.
Justice gets her game face on and storms to the ring.
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Madison Rayne starts the match off first, as Referee Earl Hebner tries to sort out the tension between Chyna and Matt Morgan at ringside. This allows Rayne to blind Justice with a can of her hairspray before delivering an enzuigiri to Justice's trademark steel chair, smacking her across the face with it. With Justice down for the count on the mat, Rayne places her boot firmly on Justice's throat as she waves to the crowd as if she's won the honor of pagent queen once again. Chyna storms into the ring, grabbing Rayne by the hair before she is raised over Chyna's head with ease in a Military Press. Matt Morgan enters the ring to intercept but Chyna tosses Rayne at him, but The Blueprint manages to catch the Queen Bee safely. Before he could set her down to the canvas safely, Chyna delivers front dropkick that sends the Blueprint reeling into the corner, while still holding Madison Rayne in his arms.
Chyna vaults towards the corner, delivering a Handspring Splash. Madison Rayne dives out onto the ring apron, allowing Matt Morgan to take the full blunt of the blow. Chyna attempts reach over the ropes and grab Madison Rayne but she delivers a rope-assisted jawbreaker to the 9th Wonder. While Chyna is disoriented from the blow, Madison Rayne climbs the turnbuckle and leaps from Matt Morgan's shoulders with a Diving Cross Body but she's drilled mid-air with a chair shot from Justice's steel chair. Before Justice could continue the attack, Matt Morgan closes in with a Carbon Footprint but once again, the 9th Wonder strikes low with a Low Blow to The Blueprint. Again, Matt Morgan drops to his knees in pain. This leaves him at the mercy of Chyna who wastes no time finishing him off with a Pedigree. Draping Rayne over Morgan's body in a 69 position, Justice and Chyna double pin the Entourage with their foot on Rayne's back as the referee counts. One... Two... Three! Chyna and Justice celebrate in the ring as the Entourage lay defeated at their feet.
Francine: Madison can't complain about this... that's a position she's NO stranger to finding herself in...
The Carter: Why does Matt Morgan get all the fun? Why couldn't that be me?
Prof. X: Well, if you insult Chyna we could prolly arrange that for you, Carter.
The Carter: No thanks, I rather have my "goods" stay undamaged.
________________________________________________ - After the match, the cameras cut to a private room backstage where a special game of chess is being played.
"Checkmate... I believe you know how this is going to end right? The same way it always does..."
Sensational Mary: "I don't know... I still have a few moves left. Besides, the game has only begun. Things haven't even begun to get even MORE interesting here."
Xion Zeros: "Fine, we can continue... I promise you I'm not one to back away from a challenge."
Sensational Mary: (Smiling) "I was hoping you was gonna say that."
The camera then fades out to black.
--------------------------------------------------------------------- - Primetime interviewer, Christy Hemme is standing just outside the divas locker room with a small camera crew.
Christy Hemme: I'm standing here about to go inside the Divas locker room to get some final words with Velvet Sky regarding her match tonight one on one against Mya Gahan, who had attacked her and Mei Long last week after their victory.
Christy pushes the door open, and Velvet Sky is standing in front of a mirror. She's totally oblivious to the fact that Christy is there, as she fixes her hair and puts finishing touches on her makeup. After a few seconds, Velvet sees Christy's reflection in the mirror and turns around.
Christy Hemme: Velvet Sky, I hope I'm not interrupting. I just wanted to get your thoughts going to your first one on one match.
Christy tips the microphone towards Velvet Sky, who grabs it angrily.
Velvet Sky: You know what, Mya Gag-han? You think that you're the hottest thing to walk into this locker room, and I'm glad that I was able to put you in your place last week. My only mistake was not kicking your ass even more than I already did. But I learned from my mistake and let me assure you that it won't happen again.
Velvet Sky hands the microphone back to Christy Hemme.
Velvet Sky: Any other questions, Christy?
Christy takes the microphone, and seems a little hesitant to ask the next question.
Christy Hemme: Just one. Do you think that Porscha will somehow get involved tonight?
Christy leans the microphone towards Velvet Sky to answer, releasing her grasp on it in case she tries to snatch it again. Velvet Sky takes the microphone a little more calmly.
Velvet Sky: I fully expect Mya to try to get an advantage tonight, so I wouldn't be surprised if Porscha did show up. In fact, I hope she does so she can get an idea of what I'm going to do to her if and when I face her in that ring. It doesn't matter which of those skanks I face because they're just like all the other divas, and it's just a matter of fact before I beat all of them too.
Velvet Sky gives the microphone back to Christy before turning around to the mirror to put on some iced pink lipstick. The camera then fades to black.
________________________________________________ - Single w/ Manager - Brad Kane w/ Megan Kane vs. "Caribbean Cool" Carlito (debut) w/ "Billionaire Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon
The match starts off with Brad Kane extending a hand out of good sportsmanship to Carlito as a welcome and good luck gesture. Carlito looks to Brad before biting into his apple and spitting it into the face of Brad Kane. Stephanie McMahon smiles at ringside as she continues to take notes for her client's first GZWA performance.
Carlito immediately takes control, spinning the temporarily blinded Brad around and into a Flowing DDT. Carlito then goes for the cover, only for Brad Kane to kick out after 2. He covers him again, only for Brad to power out of the pin attempt once more as his wife Megan Kane pounds on the ring apron ferociously. Carlito and Brad Kane return to their feet in unison with Brad Kane charging but Carlito whips him back to the canvas with an arm drag before leapfrogging over his shoulders and bouncing from the nearby ropes. He rebounds with low dropkick to Brad's face as he sits up. Carlito then runs up the corner post and delivers a moonsault to the grounded Brad Kane -- or so he thought. Brad Kane moves at the last moment, allowing Carlito miss the maneuver. Carlito manages to land on his feet but right in the line of sight of the Dead to Rights (Bakatare Sliding Kick) to the temple of Carlito. Brad quickly goes for the pin. One... Two... Kick Out! Carlito isn't done yet.
Carlito is down on all-fours, catching his breath as Brad Kane lines him for The Killshot (Straight Stiff Kick to kneeling opponent). Megan Kane smiles in anticipation of the blow while Stephanie McMahon's interest doesn't leave the ring during this match for an instant. Brad closes in, but Carlito dragon screws him to the mat to counter. He then picks up his apple from the corner and bites into it for another bite. The referee snatches it out of his hand and discards it at ringside while Carlito stalks his prey. Carlito spits in Brad Kane's face, who responds with a BK Backfist (Spinning Backfist). The blow spins Carlito around and into easy picking for Brad Kane to follow up with an application of Your Last Serenade (Cobra Clutch Style Triangle Choke). Carlito quickly submits to the hold, as the referee declares Brad Kane the winner of this match by submisison.
________________________________________________ - The scene opens up with a smiling Christy Hemme, holding a microphone to her mouth. She's wearing a black cocktail dress and knee-high black boots.
Christy Hemme: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome my guest at this time... GZWA Diva Molly Holly!
Molly Holly enters beaming and gives a small hug to Christy. She's sporting a short floral dress, and sandal pumps.
Christy: Thank you so much for being here Molly! We didn't see you last week, but it was announced that you'll be taking part in a Six Diva Battle Royal later tonight!
Molly: I know I wasn't on last week, but it gave me some time to observe some of the other GZWA talent! I've been so busy ever since I got here, starting with Vespertine and Amanda, and then I went on to deal with Porscha. I got to see what GZWA has to offer, and I must say, I'm extremely impressed. But none diva who caught my eye is none other than Mei Long... She's unique and has that exotic look, ya know? She's Hawaiian and she uses that high-flying, exhilarating moveset that attracts everyone to watch her!
Christy: Wow! You've taken a real liking to Mei Long! But speaking of Porscha and Mei Long, what did you think of Porscha's actions last week?
Molly sighs at the sound of the word 'Porscha.' She gives a weak smile.
Molly: Don't get me wrong, I like what Mei Long has to offer, but Porscha is her problem now. I tried to knock some sense into that girl, but it went in one ear, and then out the other. And besides, not being on the show made me think: I've been so caught up in this Porscha garbage, I haven't really made my mark here in GZWA! I'm so happy that I'm on this weeks episode of Primetime 'cause I feel like it's the start of a new beginning. I want to seriously pursue that GZWA Women's championship! And I feel like this is the match where I can impress everyone, including the champion herself, Tia. So I'm not going to let anyone stand in my way tonight; not Porscha, not Mei Long... Not anyone!
Molly Holly gives a beam to the camera and waves goodbye to Christy to go prepare for her match. Christy looks into the camera and giggles a little.
Christy: Fighting words from Molly Holly! Stay tuned for the Six Diva Battle Royal scheduled for later tonight. As always, I'm Christy Hemme, and I'm always backstage with all the behind the scenes drama.
Christy smiles and the camera fades to black.
________________________________________________ - Singles Match - "Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick vs. Matt Sydal
Ryan Kendrick starts the match off by exiting the ring and looking around the ringside area for the Danger Breed, but they are nowhere to be found. Matt Sydal ends the search earlier with a corkscrew plancha out of the ring and into Kendrick at ringside.
Prof. X: You can't deny he's "Bourne" to fly.
Francine: Don't you even dare start with the Bourne jokes...
Rolling Kendrick into the ring, Matt Sydal goes for an early pin attempt. Kendrick manages to get the shoulder up after a 2 count. Sydal whips Kendrick into the ropes, who in turn rebounds and connects with a Murder Go Round (Headscissor Takedown transitioned into a DDT) to flip this match's momentum back into his favor. Kendrick then motions to cover Matt Sydal but he's captured into a possum pin. One... Two... Thr... NO! Ryan Kendrick barely manages to break out of the pin.
Both Superstars return to their feet with Matt Sydal quickly making the first move, delivering a Spinning Back Heel Kick to the face of the Straight-Edge Juggalo. Ryan Kendrick ducks underneath the blow, countering with spinning elbow smash to the skull of Sydal before whipping him into the corner. Ryan Kendrick charges in with a Faygo Splash (Stinger Splash) but Matt Sydal rolls out of the way at the last second before impact. Matt Sydal delivers a corner dropkick before following up with a monkey flip that sends Ryan Kendrick across the ring. Matt Sydal climbs the top rope and takes flight with an Air Bourne (Shooting Star Press). The crowd stands up to admire the gracefully maneuver -- only to cringe as Sydal impacts onto Kendrick's knees. Matt Sydal holds his abdomen in pain while Ryan Kendrick capitalizes with a Faygo Driver (Back to Back Double Underhook Piledriver). Ryan Kendrick then covers Matt Sydal to pick up the win with a 3-count pinfall victory.
________________________________________________ - Intergender Tag Team Match - "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez, "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson, "Parental Warning" Dean Maddoxxx vs. "Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs, "Showstoppin' Senorita" Mariah, Shawn Rodriguez (in-ring debut)
The song "Feuer frei" from Rammstein is played and the revving of a Harley can be heard. Then Amanda slowly drives down to the ring, with Laura on the backseat.
As they come to the ring Amanda shuts off the bike and then she slides into the ring. Laura follows her and a short smile comes into Amanda's face. Then she takes a micro.
~Amanda~
Ok, here I am again ...
She waves at the fans and they cheer at her, but this time she isn't in a good mood like usually.
~Amanda~
As you all know, I'm in such a fucken tag match again and this time it's against JJ, my sis and her new lover, or whoever this guy is.
She growls and then she spits out.
~Amanda~
Ok, facing JJ is ok and this moron deserves it that I kick his ass, especially after he doesn't understand that I'm together with Laura. So I think that he will learn his lesson now and if not, then I will beat it into his fucken brain.
She pause for a short moment and then she clenches her small fists.
~Amanda~
And now let's come to my sis. Normally I would have said that I won't fight her and that I would take it easy on her, but this time it's different. Last week she said that I do all this to get some attention. But that's a fucken mean lie. As my sis she should know that I fall in love pretty fast, but she should also know that I'm serious. So it's really fucken mean to say such things about me, a sis really shouldn't say such things
But anyway, now I will ahow you what I will do to get attention, I will spank you fucken ass. Yeah, you will get the beating up up of your life and when I'm finished with you, then you'll think twice about what you say about your sis.
Now Amanda throws away the micro, takes Laura by her hand and then the two walk over to their corner. now Amanda smiles and then she kisses Laura passionately. Then she leans against the ropes and waits for their opponents to come to the ring.
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Mariah walks amongst the live audience with several security guards and her partners for this match, Shawn Rodriguez and Jimmy Jacobs in tow. Surprisingly enough, Mariah is dressed more conservative tonight.
Mariah: Silenco, silenco! Amanda, talk all you want. That's all what you are little sister, is just talk. No one wants to see your PDA for Laura Jackson out here, this is a wrestling match for Christ's sake. We have a PG rating to keep. Oops, oh wait we're not that other show... Please continue, lil sis. Oh wait, I have an absolutely wonderful idea. How about you have some respect for yourself or did you already forget about that?
Let's get facts straight tonight, okay? Deanie-weanie is going to get publicly embarassed again, Jimmy Jacobs is going to finish what he started with you and Laura last week, and I'm going to have the satisfaction of seeing the end of your whining and crying like a little pendejo.
Francine: For heaven's sake, someone get me some subtitles...
Prof. X: I guess it's not all peaches and creme amongst the Cruz/Cortez sisters anymore.
Amanda doesn't even wait for the ring bell to sound. She tackles her sister to the mat with a Lou Thesz Press to silence her from further insulting her. The Tattooed Beauty and Parental Warning send Jimmy Jacobs over the top rope with a double clothesline when he motions to come to Mariah's aid. Maddoxxx and Laura attempt to Irish whip Shawn Rodriguez into the ropes but he overpowers them by reeling them both in, and delivers a double clothesline of his own.
He pulls Amanda off of Mariah by grabbing a handful of her hair, but Amanda isn't going down without a fight. She reaches behind her and delivers a jawbreaker to Shawn Rodriguez to free herself. Amanda then races to the ropes before springboarding from the ropes with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors that swings Rodriguez down onto the middle rope. Amanda signals for the 818 (619) and connects with the kick to Shawn's face but Mariah knocks her off of the ring apron with a shoulder thrust before she could finish the maneuver. Mariah is then whipped into the corner by the Tattooed Beauty while the Parental Warning capitalizes with a Diving Tornado DDT to the disoriented Shawn Rodriguez.
Laura Jackson then delivers a series of body blows to the Showstoppin' Senorita in the corner before she notices that Jimmy Jacobs is carrying Amanda on his shoulder, kicking and screaming as he heads towards the entrance ramp. Laura stops her assault on Mariah only to step onto her shoulders to use her as a ladder to get to the top rope before diving out to ringside to tackle Jimmy Jacobs to the floor. The Tattooed Beauty invites Amanda to get payback upon the Emo Warrior. The Goddess charges in with a Fade to Black (Spear) only for Jacobs to pull Laura into position instead, causing Amanda to Spear her into ringside steps. Amanda looks in horror at what she's done to Laura but Jimmy Jacobs tosses her back into the ring.
In the ring, Maddoxxx has Mariah bent over his knee after a gutbuster and spanks her repeatedly as the crowd erupts into laughter. The fun and games are over as Shawn Rodriguez sends the Parental Warning flying across the ring with a Biel Throw using his wallet chain wrapped around his neck. Amanda is rolled into the ring shortly afterwards as her and Maddoxxx look to each other, silently agreeing on a plan of attack. Amanda hits Rodriguez low with a chop block to the shin to slow down his advance while Maddoxxx hits high with a Shining Wizard. Before they have a chance to pat themselves on the back, Jimmy Jacobs connects with a running arched Big Boot to the Parental Warning. Amanda looks on with disgust at Jacobs' sneak attack --- until Mariah connects with the Sweetest Day (Scotty 2 Hotty Facebuster) to plant her sister face-first into the canvas. Mariah then stomps her foot in preparation and connects with a Heartbreaker (Sweet Chin Music). Amanda staggers from the blow and into Jacobs' grasp, who finishes her off with the Contra Code. Jimmy Jacobs covers Amanda with his body draped over hers. Laura Jackson attempts to intervene but Shawn Rodriguez knocks her off the ring apron before she even has a chance to act as Jacobs' picks up the victory for his team tonight.
________________________________________________ - Singles Match - Mya Gahan vs. Velvet Sky
Mya Gahan walks to the ring with a smile on her face until Velvet Sky attacks her from behind, returning the favor from last week's post-match assault. Knocking her down on the ramp, Sky stomps her repeatedly before rolling her down to the ring. Velvet Sky motions to toss her into the ring but a rake to the eyes hinder that plan of action. Mya Gahan walks around the ringside area to catch her bearings before sliding into the ring as Velvet Sky races to catch up with her.
The Carter: Aww... Couldn't they just redo that entrance for I see Velvet "properly" enter the ring?
Francine: Keep it in your shorts there, Carter.
Referee Jacqueline Moore rings the bell to start the match as Velvet Sky slides into the ring in quick pursuit of Mya Gahan. Mya greets her with a hair-pull snapmare. Mya Gahan runs her fingers in her own hair, boasting an air of confidence before pulling Velvet Sky to her feet by the hair in a side headlock. Velvet Sky elbows Mya Gahan in the abdomen to free herself but Mya doesn't lose the momentum in this match as she quickly transitions the hold into a moonsault side slam (Flip Bottom) to send Sky back to the canvas. Mya Gahan dusts her hands off before executing a standing moonsault. Velvet Sky quickly counters with an Oklahoma Roll up for the pin. One... Two... Kick-out!
Velvet Sky slams her fists on the mat out of frustration before swiftly chopping Mya Gahan across the chest with a stinging chop to the chest. Velvet Sky then motions for an Irish whip but Mya counters sending Sky into the ropes. Velvet Sky rebounds and applies an Octopus Stretch to the unsuspecting Mya Gahan. Mya drops to one knee from the hold as Velvet Sky wrenches the hold and bites the trapped arm. Mya refuses to give up and drops Sky to the mat with a Sidewalk Slam. The blow has taken its toll on both Divas as Referee Jacqueline begins to count for both women to make it back to their feet.
Jacqueline makes to a count of 4 before Mya Gahan is first to her feet. Connecting with a spinning wheel kick to the waking Velvet Sky, Mya Gahan goes to the top rope and takes flight with a Diving Somersault Leg Drop. Velvet Sky moves out of the way at the last second as Mya hits nothing but the unforgiving canvas. Velvet Sky capitalizes with a shoot kick to the back of Mya's head. Velvet Sky then pulls her to her feet by the hair and goes for the Sky High (Snap DDT). A punch to the abdomen frees Mya Gahan momentarily, allowing her to capitalize with the Touch of Class (Leg Trap Sunset Flip Powerbomb). Mya Gahan quickly covers Velvet Sky, as Jacqueline makes the count. One... Two... Velvet shows signs of kicking out but Mya keeps her pinned down using the ropes for extra leverage as Jacqueline brings her arm down for the three count, naming Mya Gahan the winner.
Mya Gahan quickly flees the scene as Velvet Sky looks in disbelief as she argues with Jacqueline for the decision. Looks like this catfight is far from over.
________________________________________________ - Primetime returns from commercial break, and the song "Booty Bounce" by Dev begins to play. Out runs Porscha with her signature outfit: wife-beater, mini-skirt and obnoxiously furry boots. She teases her hair (with newly added extensions) and stops in the middle of the ramp, taking in all the boos and giggles at the fans. She teases her hair one last time and swiftly skips and slides into the ring. She climbs up on the turnbuckle and gives a crazy hair flip (it looks as if she'd get whiplash) and a peace sign, beaming at all the boos she's getting. She grabs a mic and leans on to the ring ropes.
Porscha: So this is going to be a six diva battle royal, right? With the Women's champion on commentary? I'm so excited! Aren't you guys?! I mean, if I win, I could go up in the ranks and maybe win a shot at Tia's title in the near future! Wouldn't that be great?!
That crowd erupts into boos, and Porscha laughs again into the mic
Porscha: You guys... Stop flattering me! SO. That was my first message. Now, on to some other matters...
Porscha's face makes a switch from jolly and light hearted to cold and calculating, showing how crazy she's gotten from her split with Molly. She puts one manicured hand on her hips and begins to speak towards the ramp.
Porscha: This match is going to feature Molly Holly, who I've ALREADY adequately dealt with, the old bag... But it will ALSO feature the "Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long... First of all, she's not even Chinese! What's with this Dragon bullcrap? It's so stupid. But that's besides the point. I just want to warn GZWA's pretty little dragon that last week's beatdown was just a prelude of what I'm going to do to her in our match tonight before throwing her out of my ring. She thinks I'm playing, but...
Her face makes the change to jolly like before, and the crowd starts to boo, as Porscha moves to the center of the ring and falls down on her back, laughing. She kicks her legs up and down and is litterally "rolling on the floor laughing her ass off." She stands up and straightens the creases in her skirt.
Porscha: I'm sorry, I just got the giggles just thinking about her! She thinks I'm kidding when I say that I'm going to destroy her career, but I think we all know her career is gonna go into the toilet. And I will be the one to flush it! YAY!
Porscha drops the mic and begins to jump up and down. She teases her hair and stands still, staring at the ramp waiting for the competitors.
While the crowd boos, their voices were suddenly overpowered by the soft Cantonese voice of Coco Lee with electronica in the background. The lights generated a scarlet hue. The crowd knew who was going to arrive, and that was their sign to cheer wildly.
After Mei Long made her way out to the stage, had no time to give her hands to the crowd, as her expression wasn't quite positive. Her flaring eyes darted straight towards the ring, before she made a kick step, sprinting down the ramp. She made a quick slide under the ropes before hopping back to her feet, charging towards Porscha, because of last week's cheap shot. She didn't care about the bell not ringing yet. She had a hit on this woman.
Porscha scrambled towards the bottom ropes, crawling on her bottom. The crowd erupted in cheers as Porscha slid out of the ring, shouting "You crazy whore! This match hasn't even started yet!" Porscha ran towards the commentators desk and hid behind "The Carter." She pointed at Mei Long and grabbed a mic.
Porscha: Someone needs to contain that crazy beast! I am NOT stepping into that ring until there is a ref, and this match has officially begun! Can you believe that ZX accepted this lunatic's application? What happened to class?!
The crowd erupted into a "You Suck Porscha" chant, but Porscha just started laughing and dropped the mic. She went over to the Carter's chair and got into his face, yelling ecstatically "They like me! They really like me!"
Mei Long's charge towards Porscha was enough to make her run. This was all she wanted to do. Mei, with a slight pinch of playfulness, stuck her tongue at Porscha, laughing at her, before moving towards the turnbuckle away from the announcer table, waiting for the other opponents to arrive.
________________________________________________ - 6-Diva Over the Top Rope Battle Royal - Porscha vs. "The Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long vs. "The Blackbird" Katie Matthews (w/ Marina Preysler) vs. Molly Holly vs. "Bobbilicious" Bobbi Jackson vs. Emmagrace - Women's Champion Tia Brooks on Commentary
Tia Brooks grabs a mic to make an announcement before joining the commentary team.
"Ladies, Gentlemen, and Katie Matthews, I have something I would like to address. Katie, you are one fierce competitor and rightful #1 Contender. As for me, I am the GZWA Women's Champion and I happen to love challenges. With that said, I am challenging you at the next PrimeTime in something you might have heard of called a Pick Your Poison Match. If you aren't familiar to this match, it is where you will choose an opponent for me and I will do the same for you. This is a great way for the both of us to get ready for our championship match up. So whom ever you choose for me, you better pick wisely."
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Prof. X: It's always a pleasure to have you with us, Tia.
Tia Brooks: Thank you, but to be honest, I rather be in there competing with the rest of the women in this match. But I suppose it doesn't hurt to sit back and watch.
Francine: In Carter's case, he does TOO much watching...
The Carter: I would have you know that I'm a man of ACTION.
Francine: The "action" you want so badly involves more than one person you know...
Prof. X: (Clearing his throat) That was a pretty interesting challenge you made there for the Blackbird. What brought that about?
Tia Brooks: I must admit I'm rather fond of how that similar situation is being handled with the GZWA Heavyweight Championship. The boys shouldn't be the only ones having all the fun you know.
Francine: Very interesting. You know, I could learn to actually like you, Tia, if you keep having witty ideas like that.
Tia Brooks: That's nice, Francine, but I'm not looking for approval from anyone. I'm just proving my worth as a fighting champion for all of my fans out there.
Meanwhile, Porscha is getting double teamed by her former mentor Molly Holly and the Beautiful Dragon. They send her into the ropes, with Porscha rebounding back with a Sedona Spear (Edge Spear) on both Divas simultaneously. Porscha takes a bow and blows kisses to the crowd as a chorus of boos fill the air. In midst of all the action in the middle of the ring, Katie Matthews hangs back watching the competition take care of themselves. Molly takes to the top rope for a Molly-Go-Round. Her target; Porscha. Molly dives off landing on her feet as Porscha side steps out of the way following up with Party Starter (forward Russian Leg Sweep). As she completes the move, Porscha rises to her feet getting a face full of fist from Mei Long. Mei whips her off to the corner, but Porscha reverses the Irish Whip. Mei uses that momentum to climb the turnbuckle and dive off with a Whisper in the Wind knocking Porscha out for the time being. Bobbi and Emmagrace have their own war across the ring. Emmagrace dazes Bobbi with jabs to the chin backing her into the corner. Hopping up to the second rope Emmagrace applies pressure on Bobbi’s neck trying her best to choke the life out of her. She pauses to trash talk the crowd throwing her heat, until she is pulled down by the trunks by Long.
Mei takes it to Emmagrace with a series of clothes line before Bobbi tops it off with a Running Spear with punches to the skull following. Katie makes her presence known as she attacks Mei with a Running Enzuigiri. A dazed Mei Long stumbles backwards into Porscha’s arms where she delivers a Heatwave (Chokeslam) tossing Mei over the top rope to be the first eliminated. Porscha celebrates her victory almost not seeing Molly charge at her. Porscha bends down and flips Molly over the top bringing her up to two eliminations. A frustrated Molly doesn’t take this as she climbs back in the ring and launches Porscha over the ropes. As Porscha lands hard ringside, Mei Long wait for the perfect time to hit a Dragon Kiss (Windmill Kick) to Porscha’s face.
In-ring, Emmagrace nearly ducks under Bobbi’s super kick. Bobbi lands on the top rope awkwardly but still hangs on as Emmagrace tries to push her over. As they try to put the other over the top rope, Katie gives them a little help pushing the both of them over to crash ringside. Katie raises her fist in the air and she realizes she is the only woman left standing and the winner.
Wearing an air of confidence, Katie Matthews smiles at Tia Brooks at ringside before heading back to the locker room.
Prof. X: You have to admit, you're going to have your hands full with the Blackbird if you want to keep that Women's Championship.
Tia Brooks: We'll see. Only time will tell.
________________________________________________ - Tables Match - Carnage vs. "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles
The entrance music of AJ Styles blares through the speakers, as The Phenomenal One comes through the curtain with a microphone in his hand. He makes his way down the ramp, and into the ring. The crowd is cheering the whole time, and then gets quieter as AJ lifts to microphone to speak.
AJ Styles: Carnage, tonight is the night where you're going to learn exactly why I should be taken seriously in this business. Tonight is the night that the match we've been talking about all week is finally going to take place, Carnage vs. AJ Styles in a tables match!
The crowd erupts with cheers and a "we want tables" chant breaks out. AJ looks around the arena smiling as they chant, "WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!"
AJ Styles: Oh there won't be a shortage of tables tonight!
The fans cheer even louder!
AJ Styles: Well, Carnage, I don't know about you, but I'm getting damn tired of talking about this match, so I'm ready to let my actions do the talking.
AJ goes over and hands the microphone to someone outside the ring. He then waits for Carnage's entrance music to hit as he leans on the ropes.
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Instead of coming from the entrance ramp, Carnage crawls out from underneath the ring and slides into the ring while AJ Styles looks towards the entrance ramp. Carnage attacks from behind with a double axe handle to the back of head. Referee Earl Hebner has no choice to ring the bell to start the match off against the Phenomenal One and the horrifying Carnage. With Styles still disoriented, Carnage plants him onto his shoulders before dropping him to the canvas with a Sitout Backbreaker Rack Drop. Looking to end this match quickly, Carnage heads back outside of the ring, pulling out multiple tables from underneath the ring.
He sets up one at ringside before being struck with with Springboard Shooting Star Plancha from AJ Styles. Styles smashes Carnage's skull on the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring. Styles takes one of the tables and slides it into the ring. He takes a moment to set it up in the corner before setting his sights back onto Carnage. Carnage returns to a vertical base on shaky legs as Styles greets him with a discus clothesline. Carnage teeters from the blow but Styles doesn't give up, he rebounds from the ropes, charging in for another attack but finds himself in Carnage's grasp. Carnage sends the Phenomenal One to the mat with a chokeslam. Pulling him back to his feet, Carnage shoves Styles into the corner with the table set-up, but Styles runs up the table connecting with a Phenomenon (Springboard Moonsault into an inverted DDT to standing opponent). Styles motions to move the table but it's unusable after his last stunt left it cracked.
Carnage sits perched on one knee, attempting to recover from the Styles' last attack. Styles doesn't let that fly at all, stepping up with an Enzuigiri to Carnage's face. The Hardcore Monster sends Styles' to the canvas with a spinebuster before he even has the opportunity to land the kick. Pulling Styles up to his feet into a powerbomb position, he gives a cut throat motion before charging towards the ropes with a Running Powerbomb. Both Superstars go over the top rope in unison as the Phenomenal One swings Carnage with him with a hurracanrana. Both Superstars grab the rope with one free hand to spare them the fate of going through the table awaiting from below. Carnage and Styles exchange blows with neither Superstar besting the other until AJ Styles makes a risky gamble, dropkicking the feet from underneath Carnage, causing him to drop to his knees. Styles capitalizes with a Styles Clash from the ring apron to the table below. Leaving Carnage amongst the broken remains of the table, AJ Styles' arm is held high as he is named the winner of this contest.
________________________________________________ - Singles Match - Andre Holmes vs. Joel Hall
Both Superstars share a handshake at the start of the match out of good sportsmanship before locking up in the middle of the ring. Andre Holmes quickly overpowers Joel Hall, sending him into the ropes. Joel Hall leapfrogs over Holmes' spine before hitting the ropes again. Holmes spins around confused and into the pending dropkick from J-Hall. J-Hall then executes a Shooting Star Splash to the grounded Holmes, who responds with his knees up to defend. With J-Hall grounded, Holmes kips up to his feet and hits the ropes, executing a running Shooting Star Splash of his own. J-Hall moves out of the way and both Superstars return to a vertical base to a standing ovation from the live audience.
Prof. X: GZWA is definitely the home of top notch wrestling. This match is more than proof of that!
Francine: Agreeed and this game has only begun.
Both Superstars exchange a fist pound before continuing their match up. Andre Holmes swings with a clothesline, J-Hall ducks underneath with ease and hits the ropes, rebounding with a flying forearm. A well-placed toe kick hauls J-Hall's advance, allowing Holmes to follow up with a powerbomb into the nearby turnbuckle. Andre Holmes races into the corner, planting a running elbow shot to J-Hall's face. Andre Holmes then plants J-Hall into the middle of the ring with a running bulldog before racing to the ropes. He springboards off with a moonsault to the grounded Joel Hall, but he moves out of the way in time. Andre Holmes manages to land on his feet like a cat, only for Joel Hall to greet him with an European Uppercut before following up with a Mental Pumphandle Slam (Pumphandle Slam). J-Hall hooks the leg of Andre Holmes. One... Two... Kick-out! This match isn't over yet.
J-Hall stalks Andre Holmes as he gets back onto his feet. Joel Hall spits Green Poison Mist into Andre Holmes' direction, but he responds with a Thrust Kick (Super Kick) regardless. Holmes goes for the pin. One... Two... Thr-- NO!! It's not over yet, as J-Hall barely kicks out. Holmes has had enough and goes for the Home of Death (Inverted Texas Cloverleaf) but J-Hall kicks him away before he can properly apply the hold. J-Hall returns to his feet while Holmes greeting him with a point-blank Thrust Kick (Super Kick). J-Hall barely ducks underneath the kick and counters with a diving reverse DDT before finishing Holmes off with the Xtreme Fear (Corkscrew Back Flip). Hooking the leg of Holmes once more, the referee slides into position to make the count. One... Two... Three! Joel Hall picks up his first singles victory here in GZWA tonight!
________________________________________________ - Main Event: Tag Team Match - Alkertraz & "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam vs. 2 opponents of the GZWA Heavyweight Champion "Demonic Angel" Omega's choice
Primetime returns from its last commercial break of the night, showing Rob Van Dam and Alkertraz standing rather impatiently in the ring for the announcement of their mystery opponents.
The GZWA Heavyweight Champion, "The Demonic Angel" Omega, appears on the monitor smiling at the two challengers for his gold.
"I'm not going to keep you boys in suspense for long, but the only hint I'm going to provide that your opponents are two people who you both should know very well. Best of luck to you both tonight..."
Suddenly, the pyro goes off to signal the arrival of The Big Show and "The Big Red Machine" Kane. All eyes are on the entrance ramp but The Big Show is only one to come out of the locker room.
Prof. X: Well, The Big Show being back here tonight is definitely a surprise. But where's Kane?
The Carter: I don't know but I'm sure Chyna would love to know as well.
Francine: He prolly chickened out of the match...
Alkertraz and RVD greet The World's Largest Athlete with an Irish whip attempt but Big Show reels them in with a double clothesline. Pulling Alkertraz from the mat with his hand around his throat, Big Show delivers a vicious headbutt to Alkertraz before Irish whipping him into the corner. The Big Show then ushers the crowd to be quiet before delivering a thunderous chop to the exposed chest of Alkertraz.
The crowd cringes visibly from the blow as Alkertraz holds his chest in agony. RVD leaps from the top with a Flying Side Kick but The Big Show catches him mid-air before choke tossing him into the corner with Alketraz. The Big Show then backs up and charges into the corner, but both Superstars move out of the way in unison, causing the World's Largest Athlete to collide into the corner alone. The duo then capitalizes with a Double Backdrop that sends a tremor throughout the ring as The Big Show hits the canvas. RVD follows up with a Rolling Thunder before going for the pin. The Big Show powers out after a 2-count, tossing RVD across the ring with ease.
The World's Largest Athlete sits in a seated position to regain his bearings before Alkertraz leaps over his shoulders, connecting with a neck snap neckbreaker before going to apply a Sharpshooter to the grounded Giant. Alketraz has problems getting The Big Show into the hold properly while Rob Van Dam lines himself up for a guillotine leg drop from the top rope. Unknown to the competitors in the ring, a fan sitting from the front row wearing a hoodie leaps the barricade and shoves RVD from the top rope, causing the Whole F'N Show to impact into Alkertraz. The fan leaps the barricade as security races onto the scene, looking back as he removes his hoodie, revealing himself to be Omega himself.
Rob Van Dam and Alkertraz does not witness what has transpired as they argue among themselves. Rob Van Dam attempts to apologize but Alkertraz isn't hearing any of it. RVD's apology turns into a spinning roundhouse kick to the face, but Alkertraz catches his foot with a smirk. Just as the two Superstars were about to make the next move, The Big Show smashes their skulls into each other before grasping both Superstars around the throat. The Big Show sends them both crashing into the canvas with a devastating Showstopper Chokeslam. Placing a hand on the chest of both Alkertraz and Rob Van Dam, The Big Show covers the two Superstars to pick up the victory tonight, proving that Omega's plan has come to fruition once again.
Tonight's Primetime ends with the image of The Big Show standing tall over his defeated foes while Omega looks on from the crowd with the widest grin stretched onto his face.
