Post by Alkertraz on Jun 29, 2011 21:13:09 GMT -5
GZWA comes back from a commercial break Alkertraz’s music fades along with the crowds cheers as he raises the microphone.
Alkertraz - I couldn’t begin to think what, if anyone that is NOT a surprise opponent is as that of the biggest, useless, lumbering, dis-coordinated grade a cat poop, no cow pat, no elephant dung? I don’t know but whatever comes out of his ass on the toilet over sizes all them and they still don’t compete with him, because he’s the biggest pile of shit I’ve ever laid eyes on. And of all “superstars” to ever grace this business and to lace those boots the Big sloth is the last protocol you hand a contract to that reads “mystery opponent” it’s like trying to hide a gorilla in a dog pen and not asking him to eat the dog when you know full well, not only is he gonna eat it, he will probably hump the living life out of it first… And I don’t know how old you are but make sure now the chase is on and I’m running your ass into the ground your pacemaker don’t give out and oh by the way Andre the Giant graced my dream last night and said stop wearing his ring attire and feel free to join us in 2011 anytime soon...
A few giggles are heard spread throughout the arena as a smile creeps across Alkertraz’s face. After releasing all stress after Primetime in the Reaction Zone he’s feeling back to his normal self. And if anything is in more of a mood to play than normal. He’s having fun, some would say too much and it’s fully aware for all to see.
Alkertraz - People talking about big shows return rocking thee very foundations of this company, but it wasn’t cause we was exited or anticipated it, nor cause every time his elephant size ass made cracks in the concrete every time his T-Rex bolder feet came in contact with it… It’s because he made a big damn creator hole and everyone fell in it!… And if you really want to stand there and look me in the eyes and say with conviction without a smile creeping across your face, like the one on mine now that he’s an athlete?!... Then you deserve every reaction that comes of it…
Alkertraz paces the ring pondering for a second as the cause of his out of character outburst after Primetime crossed his mind, of that being Omega, the playfulness subsides.
Alkertraz - There comes a point in your career when you look back at a moment that seems to repeat itself over and over again and for instance, case in point is Omegas funky ass being at the forefront of every scenario and outcome of mine in the past month. And in the middle of it all taking the brunt to every extent and extreme is me. And I can totally understand why his advancing in doing so is because he sees me as a threat and his intent on wearing me down as the road to the title shot beckons I don’t doubt for one second it will happen more frequently with a sadistic smile on his face. Because he full well knows, without question or ponder when the opportunity arises and he gazes across the ring to see me looking back at him and there’s no more room for miss judgment, no second for failure or no longer time to run and hide and the only direction is to step to me, he can see nothing in his future but the reflection from his title disappearing!...
Alkertraz stands centre of the ring and looks to the god’s as the crowd cheers his name. Looking to the canvas he then raises the microphone.
Alkertraz - AJ Styles now here’s a man I can look to with what you could call at the least, some respect. He comes into the company with a prolific background, an enormous fan base, and questionable one the most recognisable faces in this industry and arguable one of the most talented in wrestling today… He can pick and choose any company this world has to offer, he could have easily have been a scapegoat and gone to lesser company but no, you gotta hand it to him, he chose the toughest, he chose the best. He even came into this company showing respect to his piers, willing to start at the bottom of the ladder and didn’t ask for anything… And less than a month in, he lands himself in one of the biggest main events of the year and all he can seem to muster is talking about making an impact and how he’s no stranger to it. That may well be the case AJ Styles but the night is young and when Primetime roles around you will be taking nothing from this stranger but candy and I don’t mean little treats with multicoloured appeal and bears printed on them I mean me slapping the taste out of your mouth and the only impact you will be making is one with the canvas when you collide with it when I land my One112Twleve!...
Alkertraz casually walks over to the corner post and turns leaning against it he looks to his left looking deep into the crowd but then averting his eyes to the gorilla position.
Alkertraz - Carnage I’ve got to admit man, you had my undivided attention and up most respect for your purpose and presence... UNTILL!... The measured words come from your mouth, and I quote “Being laid out in the hospital“… You threaten my career and my well being Carnage, you must be outside your mind!... The hardcore monster that the only thing hardcore about him is the monster cock he takes up his ass, you want a war Carnage, you came to the right man!!!!... And if you wanna carry on preaching about true destiny, I can tell you this for free, so put the cheques away and the cash your ass can’t check and put your listening glass up against the wall and pay attention. The ONLY thing positively predetermined in this life is that at Primetime I will be kicking your ass in ways you couldn’t possible fathom, I will be hitting you from so many angles when you look one way to avoid me I will be hitting you from the other!...
Alkertraz winds his neck relaxing it before continuing.
Alkertraz - And you can keep your gums flapping about how when my chance comes to step to the plate and face Omega for the World Championship that I’m gonna do nothing but “fail” and continue to be a “failure”… Well I can tell you now, the only thing in my performance that’s Insufficient is allowing opponents quarter due to respect, but for a fact you can write down in that little play book of yours Carnage, that from this moment on, due to my regard to your honour being wiped from the face of this earth that there will never, ever be a day when I allow such a thing to happen again!...
As the crowd cheer once again Alkertraz looks into the crowds, reading signs and listening to people cheering and calling out different things. Alkertraz let’s out a massive smile appreciating each and every one of them and there commitment. The playfulness comes over him again as he continues to smile as he continues to address.
Alkertraz - And as goes for the two remaining highly combustible opponents that go by the name of Andre The Midget and Joel Hall I haven’t got words to express upon. First off I can’t remember how many times I’ve brushed Andre The Homo from my shoulder like a nagging bug, or a dog humping my leg begging for another opportunity then flushed that son of a bitch down the toilet only for him to return like a annoying turd that won’t flush… Then we have Joel Hall who I see backstage day in day out attempting to swarve and debonair trying to sweet talk every Diva in the locker room from there skirts, I even think he was that desperate once, or should I say confused and tried it on with Chyna, but that’s a thought we shouldn’t think too deeply into. Maybe if he’s lucky after Chyna hands his ass to him on a plate they can play doctor and nurses and she can fix him back up... Andre and Hall might as well take each other by the hand and go and sit on the naughty step, exchanging toys and sucking on each others dummies and share stories of how it could have been why the grownups do battle in the ring…
Alkertraz steps through the ropes to the outer canvas, makes his way down the steel step and then begins to make his way up the runway towards the gorilla position before stopping.
Alkertraz - I think I’ve covered all bases, if you think I may have left anyone or anything out come and query me, I’ll be in the back all night sipping on a cold one and I’m not planning on going anywhere, anytime soon!... So Andre The Homeless, AJ Styles, Carnage and Joel Hall, I’ll be seeing you all at Primetime with a smile and my middle finger will have an erection for each and everyone of you!...
Alkertraz drops the microphone with a thud to the steel runway below as his music hit’s over the PA System as the thousands in attendance erupts GZWA goes to a commercial break.
Alkertraz - I couldn’t begin to think what, if anyone that is NOT a surprise opponent is as that of the biggest, useless, lumbering, dis-coordinated grade a cat poop, no cow pat, no elephant dung? I don’t know but whatever comes out of his ass on the toilet over sizes all them and they still don’t compete with him, because he’s the biggest pile of shit I’ve ever laid eyes on. And of all “superstars” to ever grace this business and to lace those boots the Big sloth is the last protocol you hand a contract to that reads “mystery opponent” it’s like trying to hide a gorilla in a dog pen and not asking him to eat the dog when you know full well, not only is he gonna eat it, he will probably hump the living life out of it first… And I don’t know how old you are but make sure now the chase is on and I’m running your ass into the ground your pacemaker don’t give out and oh by the way Andre the Giant graced my dream last night and said stop wearing his ring attire and feel free to join us in 2011 anytime soon...
A few giggles are heard spread throughout the arena as a smile creeps across Alkertraz’s face. After releasing all stress after Primetime in the Reaction Zone he’s feeling back to his normal self. And if anything is in more of a mood to play than normal. He’s having fun, some would say too much and it’s fully aware for all to see.
Alkertraz - People talking about big shows return rocking thee very foundations of this company, but it wasn’t cause we was exited or anticipated it, nor cause every time his elephant size ass made cracks in the concrete every time his T-Rex bolder feet came in contact with it… It’s because he made a big damn creator hole and everyone fell in it!… And if you really want to stand there and look me in the eyes and say with conviction without a smile creeping across your face, like the one on mine now that he’s an athlete?!... Then you deserve every reaction that comes of it…
Alkertraz paces the ring pondering for a second as the cause of his out of character outburst after Primetime crossed his mind, of that being Omega, the playfulness subsides.
Alkertraz - There comes a point in your career when you look back at a moment that seems to repeat itself over and over again and for instance, case in point is Omegas funky ass being at the forefront of every scenario and outcome of mine in the past month. And in the middle of it all taking the brunt to every extent and extreme is me. And I can totally understand why his advancing in doing so is because he sees me as a threat and his intent on wearing me down as the road to the title shot beckons I don’t doubt for one second it will happen more frequently with a sadistic smile on his face. Because he full well knows, without question or ponder when the opportunity arises and he gazes across the ring to see me looking back at him and there’s no more room for miss judgment, no second for failure or no longer time to run and hide and the only direction is to step to me, he can see nothing in his future but the reflection from his title disappearing!...
Alkertraz stands centre of the ring and looks to the god’s as the crowd cheers his name. Looking to the canvas he then raises the microphone.
Alkertraz - AJ Styles now here’s a man I can look to with what you could call at the least, some respect. He comes into the company with a prolific background, an enormous fan base, and questionable one the most recognisable faces in this industry and arguable one of the most talented in wrestling today… He can pick and choose any company this world has to offer, he could have easily have been a scapegoat and gone to lesser company but no, you gotta hand it to him, he chose the toughest, he chose the best. He even came into this company showing respect to his piers, willing to start at the bottom of the ladder and didn’t ask for anything… And less than a month in, he lands himself in one of the biggest main events of the year and all he can seem to muster is talking about making an impact and how he’s no stranger to it. That may well be the case AJ Styles but the night is young and when Primetime roles around you will be taking nothing from this stranger but candy and I don’t mean little treats with multicoloured appeal and bears printed on them I mean me slapping the taste out of your mouth and the only impact you will be making is one with the canvas when you collide with it when I land my One112Twleve!...
Alkertraz casually walks over to the corner post and turns leaning against it he looks to his left looking deep into the crowd but then averting his eyes to the gorilla position.
Alkertraz - Carnage I’ve got to admit man, you had my undivided attention and up most respect for your purpose and presence... UNTILL!... The measured words come from your mouth, and I quote “Being laid out in the hospital“… You threaten my career and my well being Carnage, you must be outside your mind!... The hardcore monster that the only thing hardcore about him is the monster cock he takes up his ass, you want a war Carnage, you came to the right man!!!!... And if you wanna carry on preaching about true destiny, I can tell you this for free, so put the cheques away and the cash your ass can’t check and put your listening glass up against the wall and pay attention. The ONLY thing positively predetermined in this life is that at Primetime I will be kicking your ass in ways you couldn’t possible fathom, I will be hitting you from so many angles when you look one way to avoid me I will be hitting you from the other!...
Alkertraz winds his neck relaxing it before continuing.
Alkertraz - And you can keep your gums flapping about how when my chance comes to step to the plate and face Omega for the World Championship that I’m gonna do nothing but “fail” and continue to be a “failure”… Well I can tell you now, the only thing in my performance that’s Insufficient is allowing opponents quarter due to respect, but for a fact you can write down in that little play book of yours Carnage, that from this moment on, due to my regard to your honour being wiped from the face of this earth that there will never, ever be a day when I allow such a thing to happen again!...
As the crowd cheer once again Alkertraz looks into the crowds, reading signs and listening to people cheering and calling out different things. Alkertraz let’s out a massive smile appreciating each and every one of them and there commitment. The playfulness comes over him again as he continues to smile as he continues to address.
Alkertraz - And as goes for the two remaining highly combustible opponents that go by the name of Andre The Midget and Joel Hall I haven’t got words to express upon. First off I can’t remember how many times I’ve brushed Andre The Homo from my shoulder like a nagging bug, or a dog humping my leg begging for another opportunity then flushed that son of a bitch down the toilet only for him to return like a annoying turd that won’t flush… Then we have Joel Hall who I see backstage day in day out attempting to swarve and debonair trying to sweet talk every Diva in the locker room from there skirts, I even think he was that desperate once, or should I say confused and tried it on with Chyna, but that’s a thought we shouldn’t think too deeply into. Maybe if he’s lucky after Chyna hands his ass to him on a plate they can play doctor and nurses and she can fix him back up... Andre and Hall might as well take each other by the hand and go and sit on the naughty step, exchanging toys and sucking on each others dummies and share stories of how it could have been why the grownups do battle in the ring…
Alkertraz steps through the ropes to the outer canvas, makes his way down the steel step and then begins to make his way up the runway towards the gorilla position before stopping.
Alkertraz - I think I’ve covered all bases, if you think I may have left anyone or anything out come and query me, I’ll be in the back all night sipping on a cold one and I’m not planning on going anywhere, anytime soon!... So Andre The Homeless, AJ Styles, Carnage and Joel Hall, I’ll be seeing you all at Primetime with a smile and my middle finger will have an erection for each and everyone of you!...
Alkertraz drops the microphone with a thud to the steel runway below as his music hit’s over the PA System as the thousands in attendance erupts GZWA goes to a commercial break.
