Post by Xion Zeros on Jul 3, 2011 23:09:36 GMT -5
Note: Better late than never right, folks? Special thanks to Raven and Andre Holmes for assisting me with some of the match writing, so give those folks a hand for me. Anywho, I've tried to make sure majority of our "new" faces around the forum have something to look forward to in the results. Remember our next show is a PPV so roleplay and plan according with your dancing partners if you're currently in a storyline/feud. Those of you NOT in a storyline/feud that has a PPV match announced at the end of this show, then stay tuned as I'll be posting the FULL card for the PPV this week. If you have ideas/concerns about the PPV, feel free to contact me as well.
Also, I've noticed some people have begun using the new Profile Templates and others haven't followed suit yet. Take your time, as I'm going to tweak the Superstar and Divas logos a bit as well as do a few changes to the forum that you guys are going to like. For those wondering, I'm still taking notice to the themes that being suggested for the new official Primetime theme and we'll start a voting poll AFTER the Slammiversary PPV on the first taping following that event.
Last but not least, I hope everyone enjoys the show, but also have a Happy 4th of July as well as a safe one. Cheers
[shadow=black,left,300]Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : Papa Roach - "Kick In The Teeth"
Recorded Date: June, 28 2011
Air Date: July 4, 2011[/shadow]
[/i]Also, I've noticed some people have begun using the new Profile Templates and others haven't followed suit yet. Take your time, as I'm going to tweak the Superstar and Divas logos a bit as well as do a few changes to the forum that you guys are going to like. For those wondering, I'm still taking notice to the themes that being suggested for the new official Primetime theme and we'll start a voting poll AFTER the Slammiversary PPV on the first taping following that event.
Last but not least, I hope everyone enjoys the show, but also have a Happy 4th of July as well as a safe one. Cheers
[shadow=black,left,300]Official GZWA Primetime Theme - : Papa Roach - "Kick In The Teeth"
Recorded Date: June, 28 2011
Air Date: July 4, 2011[/shadow]
- Before the show officially starts the backstage area is shown and Amanda walks over to Laura’s locker room. She doesn’t has a match and so she is dressed in a really short dress and some high heels. She arrives at Laura’s door and enters without knocking the door. Then she walks over to Laura who juz gets ready for her match and hugs her.
~Amanda~
Hey babe, ready for your big match?
~Laura~
Yeah, this time we will show them who we are. They will get up the beating up of their life.
Amanda laughs in a cheery way and hops on the couch. She kicks off her high heels and tucks up her legs. Then she looks at Laura with a lovingly smile in her face.
~Amanda~
Yeah, hopefully. The last week really wasn’t so funny. Oh and as we are talking about last week, I really wanted to apologize that I knocked you down and that I was the one who got pinned. Fuck, I cost us the win.
Amanda looks to the ground and it seems that she is really sorry. But Laura only smiles and sits down besides her.
~Laura~
It’s ok ,,,but …maybe a lil punishment for my cute Goddess would be ok.
She laughs a bit and reaches over to Mandy. Then she tickles her foot lightly and Amanda starts to giggle. Then Laura gives her break and smirks again.
~Laura~
But now let’s become honest again. We need a plan for our match.
Amanda still giggles a bit, but she tries to think of something.
~Amanda~
Well, I don’t know whether that’s a plan or not, but I think you should focus only on Jacobs. He really deserves a beating up, so that he learns to stay away from us. I think that Maddox will be busy with Rodriguez and I will stay at the ring side and take care that my fucken stupid sister doesn’t try to make any crap. I think then you really have good chances to take the win and beat up JJ and I will have a nice chance to kick Mariah’s ass. Damn, even though she’s my sis …this fucken bitch slowly goes on my nerves.
But then Amanda giggles. She takes out a pair of handcuffs and shows them to Laura.
~Amanda~
Well, maybe this will prevent that she can interfere …and it will help me to kick her ass
Laura laughs too and with a quick movement she takes away the cuffs from Amada and cuffs her wrist to the arm rest of the couch. Then she tickles her foot again and Amanda squirms and giggles again. But then Laura removes the cuffs and gives them back to Amanda.
~Laura~
Well, I would prefer it to use them on you, but you’re right, this could work. At least then nobody can interfere.
Amanda smiles at Laura and now she lights a cigarette. Then her smile becomes a bit viciously.
~Amanda~
Yeah, this will work. And when I have taken out Mariah then nobody can stop me from interfering in this match. I want my fun too with JJ and your chances to win are better when I get involved too. Haha ..and I can also take care that Rodriguez and Maddoxxx won’t get the idea to attack you. Hehe …this match will be so much fun …Yay …
Then the two girls stand up and Amanda picks up her shoes. Now they leave the locker room and make their way to the stage, pretty confident to win that lil war. - Sudden Death Battle Royal - "The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs vs. "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson w/ "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez vs. "The Parental Warning" Dean Maddoxxx vs. Shawn Rodriguez w/ "Showstoppin' Senorita" Mariah
The bell sounds with all four opponents wondering who is going to make the first move. The Parental Warning strikes first with a flying chop to Shawn Rodriguez who catches him mid-air with a choke toss. Rodriguez then flings Maddoxxx into the corner-post before sandwiching him into the corner with a body splash. The Tattooed Beauty dropkicks Rodriguez from behind, causing him to sandwich Maddoxxx against the corner post again. Before Laura could continue the offensive, Jacobs connects with a Berzerker Boot (Running Arched Big Boot) and applies a seated chinlock to the grounded Laura Jackson. Amanda Cortez stands on the ring apron to distract Jacobs and causes him to release the hold to approach her, but her elder sister, Mariah, is more than happy to pull her back down. Amanda's forehead smashes onto the ring apron before she hits the floor while both Laura and Jacobs take a moment to see if The Goddess alright.
Shawn Rodriguez reminds them that they need to be focusing at the match at hand instead of their love lives as he decks them both with a double clothesline. Rodriguez attempts to continue his offensive, but a diving cross body from the Parental Warning brings the giant down to size. Mariah stands at ringside, cursing in Spanish, ordering Rodriguez to get back up. Maddoxxx blows her a kiss in the form of a suicide dive out of the ring, spearing her against the ringside barricade. Dean Maddoxxx stands over her at ringside, mouthing the words, "You've been warned..." only to see Shawn Rodriguez dive out of the ring like a Mexican Superman with a suicide dive of his own over the top rope.
Back inside the ring, the Emo Warrior is first back to his feet as he takes the opportunity to stomp the grounded Tattooed Beauty repeatedly until she whips him to the ground with a Dragon Screw. This buys her enough time to get to her feet just as Jimmy Jacobs returns to his. Jacobs motions for the first move, but Laura stops him in his tracks with a Splitting Headcase (Jumping Double Knee to the Head). Pulling his head into a headlock, she wraps her legs around his waist in a vise-like motion, applying the Nighty-Night (Body Scissors/Headlock combination) with deadly precision. At ringside, Rodriguez and Maddoxxx are too caught up in their brawl among the crowd to care about what is going on in the ring. Mariah applauds as Rodriguez gains the upperhand and prepares to toss him into the crowd with a Methalizer (Border Toss). The Parental Warning isn't out of the picture yet, as he maneuvers out of the hold and dives Mariah's "papi" onto the steel steps with a Float-Over DDT. Once again, The Parental Warning and the Showstoppin' Senorita stare down, before she she raises a hand to slap him. He catches her palm before kissing her on the lips and hitting a Holy Toledo (Swinging Sidewalk Slam) to leave her out cold with papi at ringside.
Back in the ring, Jimmy Jacobs finally submits to the hold and Laura Jackson is named the winner. At ringside, Laura helps Amanda to her feet as Jimmy Jacobs rushes to her aid as well. Both ask in unison, "Amanda, you're going to have to choose ONE of us. Who is it going to be!!" Amanda holds her head as she can't believe they are both pressuring her to make up her mind like this so suddenly. Amanda doesn't know what to do and runs up the entrance ramp with Jimmy Jacobs and Laura Jackson following behind her.
________________________________________________ - Singles Match - "Straight-Edge Juggalo" Ryan Kendrick vs. Brad Kane w/ Megan Kane
Both men are in their own corners, waiting for the bell to ring. Ryan Kendrick in one corner and Brad Kane in the other with his Megan Kane at ringside. The bell is rung and both men come out of their corner circling the ring to stare at each other. Then both men come into the center of the ring to lock up with each other, Ryan pushes Brad into a corner and he keeps his hands up. Ryan backs off as the referee counts to 3 until Brad slaps him in the face while smirking to him. Ryan looks to him in anger until Brad kicks him in the gut and throws him in the corner behind him. He begins to flurry him down onto his ass with fists to the head then switching his tactics to Kicks in the gut. The referee forces him off of Kendrick until Brad pushes him aside and gets tackled down to the mat by Kendrick.
Kendrick pummels fists left and right onto him until Brad slips out this beatdown and rolls out of the ring. The crowd is booing Brad for not staying in the ring and he slaps the apron in such anger, his wife Megan comes beside him to calm him down. He looks to his wife and nods his head before rolling back inside of the ring. He gets up and quickly shuffles himself over to Kendrick with a hard clothesline. Kendrick hits the mat and Brad goes for the pin but gets a quick 1 count. He sits up onto his knees in annoyance and applies the Side Headlock where Kendrick is waving his arms around in pain and yelling "NO!" to the referee. Kendrick wraps his legs around the neck of Brad Kane and locks him in a Scissors Hold until Brad launches himself onto the chest of Kendrick for the pin but Kendrick lifts him up onto the mat and switches the position to a backslide pin. Brad rolls backwards onto his feet and both men get up at the same time, looking to each other while the crowd cheers.
Then Brad rushes down to Ryan but Ryan gives him an Arm Drag onto the canvas then Brad gets up once again and gets hit with a Dropkick from Ryan. Ryan gets onto his feet and a few seconds later so does Brad who gets whipped off to the ropes. Ryan runs to Brad in the corner going for a Stinger Splash which he nails into Brad and then Brad walks out of the corner dazed. Ryan rushes down to the ropes and rebounds them coming back to Brad but is caught in a powerful Flapjack where his neck hits the top rope. Ryan drops onto the mat holding his neck as he is coughing a lot. Brad grabs him by the neck and places it on the second rope with his knee on the neck. The crowd is booing at this dirty tactic and he lets off of Ryan at the count of four before he slams his boot into the head of Kendrick. Kendrick is on the mat looking up to Brad in such pain until Brad drags him to the center of the ring and applies the Boston Crab
Kendrick is screaming out in such pain, outstretching his arm to the bottom rope. He drags Brad Kane over to the ropes slowly...trying to reach for the bottom rope. However, Megan pulls back on the bottom rope, making it even harder for him to reach it and the referee sees this and orders her to let go. While the referee is busy confronting Megan, Brad lets go of Ryan and kicks him in the nuts. The referee turns around and sees Brad pinning on Ryan
1...
2...
3.KICKOUT!
The crowd cheers from this comeback as Brad stands on his knees before rising onto his feet, arguing with the ref. Ryan gets back onto his feet and clotheslines Brad to the floor. Brad gets up back and meets another clothesline until Ryan picks him up and whips him off to the corner. He tries to go for another Stinger Splash until he meets with the boot of Brad. As soon as Ryan turns his back to him, Brad picks him up into an Electric Chair and walks to the center of the ring smirking! Until Ryan hits the The Mighty Death Pop
Ryan turns him over onto his back and hooks his leg. One...Two...
THREE!
________________________________________________ - Primetime returns from commercial break to find the ring has been taken over by a particular individual, one known to many as "The Heartbreaker" Lise Starr.
Lise Starr: It's good to be back here with you all again. Unlike those filthy Europeans who don't know the meaning of a bath or good hygiene period. Speaking of filth, that's why I've decided to end my tour of the UK early. It's come to my attention, that the GZWA Women's Championship is still being held by the "eww disgusting" woman known as Tia Brooks. Don't worry Blackbird, I'm not trying to take your precious title match anyway from you as you're next on my list if by some miracle that you end up dethroning Miss Popularity of her favorite accessory.
I would like to offer a challenge for GZWA's Slammiversary PPV. I'm willing to put my entire GZWA career on the line to prove to the management in this company that I'm deserving to be the next woman in line for a shot at that title. And I don't care who or what man-woman hybrid I would have to face to earn that opportunity...
Lise Starr is then interrupted by the entrance theme of a Diva ready to take on her challenge.
Kristal Heart: How's it going, Lisey? I believe we haven't seen each other since ZXWWF or was it VWA? I forget which but itching for chance to shut up that pretty little mouth of yours. If you're willing to put your career on the line, I'm game for doing the same as well. Hell, I just literally penned my name to a GZWA contract a few minutes ago.
Lise Starr smirks tossing her microphone to the floor and invites Kristal Heart to the ring. Kristal Heart is quick to comply, racing down to the ring and sliding underneath the ropes. Lise Starr greets her with several stomps to the spine before Kristal Heart springs up with a Lou Thesz Press as both Divas roll across the canvas until security comes out to break up the catfight.
The Carter: Maybe I should help them stop this.
Prof. X: Easy there, Carter. We all know that you just want a closer look at that 'action.'
Francine: I told you, we need to keep him on a leash at all times.
----------------------------------------------------------- - Singles Match - The Big Show vs. "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan w/ "Queen Bee" Madison Rayne
The two men are in their separate corners, Big Show vs Matt Morgan. The World's Largest Athlete vs The Blueprint in the Clash of the Titans! The referee signals the bell and both men walk out of their corners but Madison Rayne is standing at ringside, cheering for Matt Morgan. The two men then come into the center of the ring. Big Show is the taller and heavier man looking down to Matt Morgan. They both lock up with each other trying to overpower each other until Big Show just pushes him off him in the air and onto the canvas. Matt rolls onto his feet backwards and looks to the Big Show smirking at him, until he runs to the Big Show and clotheslines him but it does nothing. Big Show tells him to do it again but Matt pretends to run to the ropes instead he comes back with a Discus Clothesline only knocking the Big Show back a few steps. Then Matt Morgan runs to the ropes and rebounds off them but comes back to a knee to the gut by Big Show.
Matt Morgan drops down onto both of his knees wrapping his arms around his gut. He is currently screaming out in pain and kicking his feet onto the mat until Big Show picks him up and throws him into the corner. Morgan's back impacts off the turnbuckles and Big Show comes over to him to hold his chest out. "SHHHHH!" SLAAAP! The sound of the impact can be heard even louder than the PA System, Morgan drops down onto his knees covering his chest as he screams out more. The Big Show grabs him and lifts him onto his feet before whipping him off to the corner and charges after him. Instead....Matt Morgan moves out of the way causing the Big Show to collide with the turnbuckles and Morgan places his back on him and drives his head with constant back elbow shots. Morgan walks out of the corner with the Big Show walking in a daze until Matt tries to do a Sidewalk Slam onto him but the Big Show counters with a club into the back. The Big Show pushes Matt Morgan into the ropes and he rebounds them and the Big Show grabs Matt Morgan by the neck, signalling for the Choke Slam. However, Matt launches a thumb into the eye of Big Show stopping him on time and drives his head onto the canvas with a DDT!
He immediately goes for the pin: 1...2...KICK OUT! Matt stands on his knees in shock and places him in an side headlock on the canvas. The fans are cheering for Big Show trying to give him momentum and he pushes Matt Morgan onto his feet. Then he pushes Matt Morgan to the ropes and clotheslines him. Right back onto hsi feet to get another clothesline from the Big Show. Then right back onto his feet again to meet the headbutt of him. Matt Morgan is on the ground with the Big Show stepping onto his chest applieing all the weight down on him. Madison Rayne is really getting pissed from this turning of the tables. The Big Show gets ready to end this fight with the Knock-Out Punch until Madison Rayne goes onto the apron and slaps the Big Show on the back of his head. The Big Show turns around and looks to Madison Rayne cursing at him until he turns her around and slaps her on the ass!
Big Show laughs to himself and turns around to meet the CARBON FOOTPRINT...the boot planting into the skull of Big Show knocking him down. Then Matt Morgan places his feet on the ropes with Madison Rayne adding support for the pin on Big Show: 1...2...3! The referee signals for the bell and Matt Morgan raises his arms in victory.
------------------------------------------------------------ - After the match, "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar arrives to the Primetime arena to everyone's surprise and stares down with The Big Show after The Entourage head backstage.
The Giant and the former UFC Champion stare down without any words between them.
Prof. X: We all know that Lesnar called out The Big Show on GZWA.com earlier this week. One can only imagine that The Big Show has his own chosen words in his vocabulary for Lesnar.
The Big Show breaks the silence with Showstopper chokeslam, sending the Next Big Thing to the canvas.
The Carter: Who needs words when you can do that to a former UFC champion!?
Francine: Indeed, but you can definitely bet that this isn't the end of this.
________________________________________________ - Singles Match - "Caribbean Cool" Carlito w/ "Billion Dollar Princess" Stephanie McMahon vs. Matt Sydal
The match starts off at a high speed pace, with Carlito whipping Sydal into the ropes. Sydal rebounds with Carlito hitting the mat while Sydal leapfrogs over his body before hitting the opposite ropes. Sydal rebounds again, only to be sent to the mat with a Japanese arm drag, with Carlito following up with a leg drop to his arm. Matt Sydal rolls out of the way and kips up to his feet, delivering a dropkick to the face of Carlito as he laid in the seated position after missing the leg drop. Matt Sydal stands over Carlito with his back to the grounded Puerto Rican preparing for a standing moonsault. Carlito leaps up onto Sydal's shoulders, delivering a Backstabber from out of nowhere. Carlito then goes to cover Matt Sydal but he's caught into a possum pin from the young Superstar. One... Two... Three!! Matt Sydal steals the win from underneath Carlito's nose!
________________________________________________ - Katie Matthews appears at the stage, with her usual dark lighting, the hood of her dark blue jacket covering her forehead, and Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne echoing throughout the arena. She walks to the ring with her arms extended and her hooded face looking above at the roof. She slides into the ring, and walks backwards to the east ropes, she snatches the microphone off of the ring announcer and leans on the ropes.
Katie: Alright, army of Tiny Jamies? Pfft, who cares what you think, you have no relevance. What really matters here is me, and little old Tia picking someone to fight me. While I'm sure whoever she picked is honoured to face me, I have pretty much defeated any relevant other females in this company!
The crowd boo Katie as she shakes her head.
Katie: Like I said, you lot have no relevance. It's because of rodents like you that people who work their asses off for years only become SUPERstars for 2 days. It's a funny world we live in, ain't it?
Katie walks around the ring, smirking at the crowd's reaction to her. She then looks back at the titantron.
Katie: Now then. Tia, if you would please come out, and introduce my newest victim. No rush though, I can wait here all day. I don't got no general manager who can threaten to fire me for making snow angels in here.
Katie throws the mic on the ground and crosses her arms, smirking. She takes her jacket off, and throws it behind her.
------------------------------------------------------------- - Singles Match - "The Blackbird" Katie Matthews vs. opponent selected by Tia Brooks
Exiting from the curtain, the GZWA Women's Champion, Tia Brooks, stands at the top of the entrance ramp with the championship gold draped over her shoulder. After smiling and waving to her screaming fans in attendance, she raises the microphone to her lips.
"Katie, tonight your opponent will be someone who you yet to have a match with. I see this Diva as a rising star in the GZWA. She is no one other than Velvet Sky. Good luck Blackbird."
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Velvet Sky marches down the entrance ramp in complete shock as she's booked in the 3 on 3 Diva Tag Team match later tonight. Katie Matthews stands in the ring grinning from ear to ear as Velvet Sky is attacked from behind by Mya Gahan, delivering a Mat Slam to the entrance ramp. Mya Gahan's assault doesn't stop there as she hurls Sky into the steel steps, breaking them loose in the process from the impact. Rolling Velvet Sky underneath the bottom rope, Mya Gahan dusts her hands off with her foul deed.
Velvet Sky stands up groggily, holding her head as she glares at Mya Gahan at ringside who waves playfully at her. The Blackbird has been stalking her prey all this time. Velvet Sky turns around to have her feet knocked from underneath her with a low dropkick from the Blackbird. Velvet Sky crawls on all fours trying to regain her bearings before the Blackbird strikes again with The Prelude (Shining Wizard). Marina Preysler claps happily as Referee Jacqueline Moore makes the count. One... Two... Three!! The Blackbird takes a bow as her arm is raised as the winner of this contest, laughing at the camera.
Before the commercial break, Velvet SKy is shown still out cold as Mya Gahan steps into the ring as Porscha and Emmagrace walk down the entrance ramp. Porscha and Emmagrace raise Velvet Sky to her feet as Mya Gahan slaps her across the face to wake her up. Mei Long and Bobbi Jackson race down to the ring as Porscha, Emmagrace, and Mya Gahan exit the ring and head back up the entrance ramp. The smiling face of the GZWA Commissioner, Serena Dent, greets them at the top of the entrance ramp.
Serena Dent: "Ladies, you were so anxious to get your match out of way just a mere moment ago... I suggest you three get back into that ring before the count of ten or you won't be losing only tonight's 3 on 3 Diva Tag Team Match. I'll personally make sure you three are suspended without pay and WILL NOT be taking part in our upcoming Slammiversary PPV."
Emmagrace, Porscha, and Mya Gahan glare at Serena Dent before heading back to the ring as Jacqueline is already at a count of 5 before the cameras fade out for a commercial break.
________________________________________________ - Primetime is coming back from commercial break, but instead of going to the ring, we see Molly Holly speed walking backstage. She notices the camera crew, and decides to pick up her pace, trying to avoid getting this taped. She ends up at Xion Zero's door, and shuts it in the camera man's face. The Camera Man opens it a bit and we see Molly leaning over ZX's desk.
Molly: Xion, I can't let you do this tonight! You saw what that lunatic did last week! She went out to that ring and she seriously thought that all those people watching live ACTUALLY liked her! This is no offense to you or anything, I'm just questioning how in the hell is this lunatic cleared to compete in the ring?!
Xion Zeros: I understand your concern Molly but as long as she's not endangering her fellow competitors with her in-ring performance, I really don't see what's wrong. Sure, she's a bit more delusional than most I've encountered, but trust me, we've got a bit more costly pending lawsuits than her on the roster.
Molly stares down at the desk before staring into ZX's eyes, her face filled with determination.
Molly: So I'm here to ask you a question... Can you please cancel Porscha's match or find a person to fill in her place? She needs to get mental health and I'm sorry to sat the GZWA isn't the place for her to get it.
Xion Zeros: Molly, I know that you know Porscha better than anyone else since you were her mentor even before you both have graced me with the honor of being part of the GZWA roster, but I can't do that. Mei Long is pretty determined to get payback, let alone the fans want to see this match up before their match at Slammiversary. I'll tell you what... You're more than welcome to be the special referee of that match if you think things will get out of hand.
Molly Holly sighs and puts her hands on her hips. She puts one hand on her head, trying to rub away her developing headache. Porscha was becoming way too much for Molly to handle.
Molly: You know what? I'll take you up on that offer! I will be the special guest referee... Trust me, I know for a fact that Porscha is going to attempt something stupid tonight to get one-up on Mei Long. Plus, I have no idea how Mei Long is going to act tonight, I mean Porscha beat her twice in the past two weeks!
Xion Zeros: Well, the match has already started. I guess we can just sit back and enjoy the show...
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[/li][li]3 on 3 Tag Team Match - Porscha, Mya Gahan, and Emmagrace vs. "The Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long, Velvet Sky, and "Bobbilicious" Bobbi Jackson
The cameras return back to the ring with the match already in progress. Velvet Sky is recuperating on the ropes from the attack from Mya Gahan earlier while Bobbi Jackson starts off in the match. Still managing to hold the momentum for the duration of this match thus far, Bobbi Jackson sends Emmagrace into the turnbuckle with explosive force after a powerful Irish whip. She charges into the corner, delivering a ferocious knee lift to Emmagrace's skull, planting it there momentarily before burying her skull to the center of the ring with a bulldog. With Emmagrace in a face-down position, Bobbi Jackson takes the opportunity to apply a Boston Crab. Emmagrace quickly flips over onto her back and kicks Bobbi Jackson in the rear and dives to tag Porscha's stretched hand. Bobbi Jackson spins around and takes the pending Sedona Spear (Edge Spear) head on. Porscha then hooks the leg of Bobbi Jackson in a pin. One... Two... Thr-- NO!! Bobbi Jackson refuses to give up.
Porscha prances around the ring celebrating like she's won, but doesn't hear her teammates shouting at her to pay attention. Bobbi Jackson gives a look of "WTF?" to Porscha while her back is turned towards the crowd as she blows kisses at the booing crowd as she celebrates her "win." Bobbi Jackson smiles as she tags out to the more than eager Beautiful Dragon. Mei Long races into the ring like a bolt of lightning, connecting with a tilt-a-whirl headscissor takedown to the delusional Porscha. Mei Long manages to swing her onto the middle rope in the process, but before Mei Long could follow up on the offensive, Mya Gahan slingshots herself into the ring with a springboard flying clothesline. Using a graceful split evasion, the Beautiful Dragon avoids the blow by a narrow margin -- allowing Velvet Sky to greet Mya Gahan with a Lou Thesz Press instead. Velvet Sky then returns the favor from earlier tonight to Mya Gahan by whipping her into the ropes and knocking herself and Mya Gahan over the top rope with a powerful clothesline and down to the ringside floor.
Meanwhile, Mei Long takes the opening Velvet Sky bought her to connect the Sun Wukong's Spirit (619) but when she goes for the springboard frankensteiner, Emmagrace clips Mei Long's legs from underneath her, causing the Beautiful Dragon to fall to the canvas. Porscha capitalizes with the Heatwave (Chokeslam) while Velvet Sky and Mya Gahan continue fighting up the entrance ramp and Bobbi Jackson chases Emmagrace at ringside. Mei Long responds with an arm drag to counter the pending chokeslam as the two Divas square off once again while Emmagrace stands her ground at ringside. Bobbi Jackson charges in with a running spear but Emmagrace counters with a drop toe hold onto the steel steps. In the ring, Porscha swings at Mei Long with short lariat only for the Beautiful Dragon to duck underneath the blow and connect with the Dragon Kiss (Spinning Windmill Kick) as Porscha turns around confused. Mei Long covers Porscha with the pin. One... Two... Three! The team of Mei Long, Velvet Sky, and Bobbi Jackson has won tonight's contest.
Velvet Sky and Mya Gahan's brawl has reached out to the Divas' Dressing Room as the cameras show Velvet Sky breaking a lamp over Mya Gahan's spine and kicking her repeatedly as she crawls on the ruined floor. Mya Gahan grabs a can of hair spray before blinding Velvet Sky and shoving her head-first into the nearby wall. This buys Mya Gahan time to escape down the hall unnoticed. Velvet Sky is slow to her feet and lets out a scream of anger as she can't pick up Mya Gahan's trail again.
The Carter: I'll be glad to help Velvet Sky find ANYTHING if I get exclusive rights to the Divas Dressing Rooms...
Francine: Gotta find a new way to watch them get dressed after those peepholes got filled in, huh?
The Carter: I don't know what you're talking about there...
Prof. X: Carter, you're a horrible liar.
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[/li][li]Back in the ring, Emmagrace snatches a microphone from Zoey Valentine at ringside and stands over Bobbi's body.
"Bobbi, Bobbi, Bobbi. As I mentioned during ReAction, I have a challenge that you can't refuse for Slammiversary. We have been at each other's throats for a long while now. This challenge should settle it once and for all. That is why I am challenging you to a No Hold Barred match. That way anything goes."
Prof. X: My word, Emmagrace is out for blood, literally, calling for a match as brutal as that. Is she trying to end the career of the Bobbilicious One?
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[/li][li]Backstage, we find Christy Hemme standing with a newly signed GZWA Superstar.
Christy Hemme: Who are you and what brings you to GZWA?
Jeff Hardy has a smug look on his face as the question.
Jeff Hardy: "Who am I? Everybody knows the Extreme Enigma that is Jeffrey Nero Hardy. I am here to bring down my own brand of hell. You see for years I've been doing Swanton Bomb of ladders through tables for all those fans... Now I climb a new ladder, the ladder of rankings and dominate everyone on the roster.
Christy Hemme: What do you plan to accomplish in GZWA?
Jeff Hardy shakes his head in a smug way, "You fail to understand don't you?" Hardy leaning into the face of Christy Hemme, "I.. WILL ... DESTROY ... ANYONE .... who stands in my way, OK Christy?" He leans out of her face about to walk away.
Christy Hemme: Anything else would you like to add for the GZWA universe?
Hardy now walking back to Christy Hemme as he looks her dead in the eyes. "Fear, Christy, fans can boo or cheer me I don't really care as long as I get results people will fear me. Think about it look at everything I've put myself though the years imagine what can do to others."
Jeff Hardy then walks off the scene, leaving Christy Hemme standing there.
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[/li][li]The backstage area where Brad Kane is standing around with Megan at his side, still rather pissed with his loss earlier tonight. Both of them are watching the show as it goes along, Brad in his wrestling gear. When Jeff Hardy makes his appearance on the monitor, Brad can only manage to shake his head.
Brad Kane: Him, really? Why on earth would anyone want to sign this guy. He offers no redeeming value. I'd place him lower then the juggalo straight edge.
Megan lets out of a chuckle listening to her husband go on.
Brad Kane: I mean this guy has proven himself to be nothing more then a flake in the business and GZWA is taking a risk on this bozo? You know what I need to do?
He glances over at Megan who shakes her head not knowing what he means exactly. What does he mean anyways...
Brad Kane: I think I need to take him out of wrestling completely. To make this a better profession for those who take it seriously. Those who don't need lame face paint. Those who pride themselves on showing up. Those who don't need a moniker to seem cool. No, guys like him leave a stain on those who love it.
Brad smacks the wall with disgust which causes Megan to yelp and jump in the air out of shock.
Brad Kane: I think I'll go ahead with this idea, yeah, sounds pretty damn good.
Megan Kane: Are you ready for thousands of letters from teenage girls with death threats?
He nods his head.
Brad Kane: Yep. Jeff Hardy must be stopped at all costs. He will not ruin this promotion. Granted I'm still a new face around but I pride myself in this too much. Jeff Hardy, when you watch this, I'm comin' for you.
With that challenge thrown out, Brad walks off of the screen without so much of a peep. It takes Megan a moment to realize he's gone before hightailing it out to follow him.
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[/li][li]Singles Match - GZWA Women's Champion Tia Brooks vs. opponent selected by "The Blackbird" Katie Matthews
Nobody's Home blares as Katie arrives at the stage, accompanied by Marina, wearing her black hoodie, with her hair covering most of her face. She sits down at the stage.
Katie: Now then Tia, I like to think of myself as a generous lady, so my challenge for you shall be rather different than the one you left for me. You will face someone I've known for a little while. You should know her. Her name begins with M, she has dark hair, she's spanish, that's right...You're facing my friend, Marina Preysler!
Katie notices the lack of reaction from the crowd and smirks, while Marina holds Katie's arm pleading to her in Spanish.
Katie: What? Who did you expect? I don't do what you say, you people are irrelevant to The Blackbird. Marina, shut the hell up and go fight her.
Katie grabs Marina by the arm and drags her to the ring, pushing her in.
Katie: Now then, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll take a page out of your book Tia, and go hang around with your commentary buddies.[/b]
Katie puts the mic down and sits down at the commentary table.
Katie: Alright?[/b]
The Carter: Most definitely now, especially in Carter Jr's home down here.
Katie: That reminds me, one time I visited Scotland, and I noticed a special thing they did called a "baw twang". How about I demonstrate that for you mate?
Katie slams her fist under the table, and punches Carter in the nether regions.
Katie: Now, if you would please, shut the hell up so I can enjoy this.
The Carter (wincing in pain): Oh my god, I think she BROKE my STUFF!!!
Francine: There's not much down there to break, PERIOD...
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Katie cheers on her Marina as ducks away from Tia Brooks' assault before crawling between her legs and rolling her up into a schoolgirl rollup. Tia kicks out at one and rolls to the ropes. Now confident, Marina stays on her but Tia keeps her at bay with a kick to the gut. Tia quickly gets to her feet to hit Marina with a Blind-Side Kick (French TKO). As Marina stumbles to the ropes dazed, Tia lifts her on her shoulders to execute a T.I.A.-The Incredible Aftermath (Reverse GTS). Tia hooks the leg for the pin and picks up the victory tonight.
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[/li][li]Slammiversary Match Card Rundown
Primetime returns from its commercial break with the commentary team greeting the audience back to the show.
Prof. X: Here's the rundown on match card for Slammiversary, GZWA's one year anniversary battlefield!
The Carter: Keep your eyes glued to GZWA.com as these are only the matches that have been announced thus far. There's still plenty of room for more action.
Francine: Action is definitely something you won't be getting with a broken 'tools' huh, Carter.
The Carter: (pouts) Leave me alone...
Prof. X: (Chuckles) ...
- Grudge Match - "The Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long vs. Porscha - Special Referee: Molly Holly
Francine: With Molly Holly being named as the special guest referee, one would have to wonder whether or not if Molly is going to allow Porscha to compete at all or grant Mei Long the opportunity for her revenge.
Prof. X: Either way, this one is going to be one to remember.
The Carter: Porscha doesn't bother me. I like 'em crazy!
- No Holds Barred Match - Emmagrace vs. Bobbi Jackson
Francine: The gloves are coming off in this one as anything goes - no disqualification, no count outs, and falls count anywhere in this match. Hell, Emmagrace can even bring back that flower pot that started it all.
- GZWA Women's Championship Match - "The Straight-Edge Vixen" Tia Brooks (champion) vs. "The Blackbird" Katie Matthews w/ Marina Preysler
Prof. X: Since winning the Divas Riot at Riot Control last month, Katie Matthews has made it a bullet point that she will be the next GZWA Women's Champion - even going as far as hospitalizing her former friend, Sarah Draven. But the reigning champion isn't going down without a fight as Tia Brooks vows to prove to the GZWA Universe that she deserves to represent GZWA as its champion.
- Career On The Line - "The Heartbreaker" Lise Starr (return) vs. Kristal Heart (debut)
Prof. X: I must say, seeing The Heartbreaker return was totally unexpected, but to make a challenge such of this level is truly unheard of.
The Carter: And don't forget about the lovely Kristal Heart. She was a veteran from Xion Zeros' former ZXWWF promotion, but she's definitely no pushover. I'm anxious to see what both ladies bring to the table when their careers are at stake. Can't we add in a consulation prize that the loser gets a date with me?
Francine: Isn't it bad enough that they are going to lose their jobs that you would make them suffer with an evening with you? I wouldn't wish that fate on my worse enemy...
- Love Triangle Comes to An End - Key On a Pole Match - "The Emo Warrior" Jimmy Jacobs vs. "The Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson - "The Goddess" Amanda Cortez will be locked into a cage at ringside where the winner will grant the key to free her and have the key to her heart as well.
Francine: Amanda's gotten herself in rather a messy predicament but all that's coming to an end after GZWA Commissioner Serena Dent booked this match for Slammiversary. You have to wonder what those two will do to earn Amanda's affection.
The Carter: Amanda in a cage? Sounds kinky! You know I'm TOTALLY there for that!
- Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Fatal 4 Way - "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. "The Hardcore Monster" Carnage vs. Joel Hall vs. Andre Holmes
The Carter: Carnage has proven time and time again that he is at home and at his peak of his destructive prowess when using weapons to his advantage. But the Phenomenal One shocked the world with a surprising win over him last week in a Table Match.
Prof. X: Don't count Joel Hall and Andre Holmes out of the equation as well. Both Superstars are two up and comers, hungry for the opportunity to shine in GZWA. There's no doubt that this match could be in any man's favor.
- Triple Threat Match for GZWA Heavyweight Championship - "The Demonic Angel" Omega (champion) vs. "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam vs. Alketraz
Prof. X: One can only wonder who will come out of Slammiversary with the GZWA Heavyweight title after the deadly game of cat and mouse that Omega have been playing with the two challengers to his gold. Omega is a man obsessed on keeping the title at any means necessary.
Francine: Only tonight, he has more than he can handle on his plate as his hated of adversaries must work together if they hope to come out of tonight's main event as the winners.
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[/li][li]Main Event: 4 on 4 Tag Team Match - GZWA Heavyweight Champion "The Demonic Angel" Omega, Alkertraz, "The Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam, and "9th Wonder of the World" Chyna vs. "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles, "Xtreme Fear" Joel Hall, Andre Holmes, and "The Hardcore Monster" Carnage
All eyes are on the GZWA Heavyweight Champion as he is the last man to arrive to the ring after the last commercial break of the night. Omega surveys his surroundings before slowly stepping to the bottom of the entrance ramp where his "teammates" await. Chyna, Rob Van Dam, and Alkertraz are staring daggers at the Demonic Angel while the team of Carnage, AJ Styles, Joel Hall, and Andre Holmes are wondering how they are all going to co-exist tonight. While the team of Chyna, Omega, RVD, and Alkertraz begin arguing over who is going to start the match, Joel Hall and AJ Styles take it upon themselves to settle the debut on their team with a dual slingshot planchas out of the ring and into Chyna, RVD, Alkertraz, and Omega arguing at ringside.
Omega attempts to grab his title and leave, but he's stopped by Carnage, who holds him at bay with a grasp of a handful of his hair. Military Pressing the Demonic Angel overhead, Carnage tosses Omega into the ring. Carnage motions to climb into the ring to pursue his prey, but not before tossing AJ Styles into the steel steps with such force that Styles over them, breaking them in the process. Andre Holmes argue with Carnage about attacking his own teammate, but Carnage merely shoves him aside and climbs into the ring. Andre Holmes attempts to question the Hardcore Monster again by force but he's struck by a low blow from behind thanks to the 9th Wonder of the World. The blow brings Holmes down to his knees, allowing RVD to follow up with a roundhouse kick to the face. Joel Hall races across the ring apron and dives into RVD with a Tornado DDT to the floor while Alkertraz, and Chyna stand on the team's respective corner on the ring apron.
In the ring, Omega lay dazed in the corner as Carnage charges in and sandwiches against the corner post with a hip smash. Omega groggily staggers out of the corner and into a sidewalk slam. Carnage then covers the Demonic Angel, but only gets two count before Alkertraz breaks the pin attempt with a double axe handle to the spine of Carnage. Batting Alkertraz away like a fly with a backfist, AJ Styles springboards onto the apron to assist. The Phenomenal One slingshots himself into the ring with a springboard flying forearm smash, clearing missing Alkertraz altogether and hitting Carnage instead. Joel Hall joins in the fun, dropping the Xtreme Pain (Swanton Bomb) to the grounded Carnage. Andre Holmes motions to join the fun with a springboard moonsault to Carnage but he merely flips over Carnage's prone body and lands on his feet harmlessly. Styles and J-Hall turn around confused as Andre Holmes surprises them both with a double lariat, rendering all of his "teammates" to his feet.
Among the chaos of this match, Alkertraz looks confused as Omega has already taken his title and begun heading up the entrance ramp while Styles and Carnage fight among themselves. Rob Van Dam slows Omega down by climbing the top rope and connecting with a diving super kick to the Demonic Angel. RVD plants a corkscrew leg drop to the fallen Omega until Alkertraz leapfrogs over RVD's shoulders and delivers a neck snap to the Whole F'N Show. Omega staggers to his feet, after crawling further up the ramp but he's sent into the stage's monitor with a spear from Alkertraz. Rob Van Dam strikes with a forearm to Alkertraz' spine before the duo get caught up exchanging blows on the stage's edge. Grabbing his precious championship gold, Omega swings at his Slammiversary opponents who both duck the blow safely leaving Omega quickly losing his balance at the ledge's edge. RVD and Alkertraz nod to each other before double clotheslining the Demonic Angel over the edge --- or so they thought. Omega evades the blow and shoves them over the edge instead, dusting his hands off at another disposal of his 'challenges.' Will Omega be able to retain his championship gold so easily at Slammiversary?
Francine: See, that man is a pure genius. Omega outwits those fools AGAIN.
Prof. X: Luckily for them, there were enough tables down their to break their fall...
The Carter: Damn, and carnage is still running amok, literally.
Back in the ring, the referee has rung the bell repeatedly to call this match a no contest as a result of the so-called teammates fighting among themselves throughout the building as Styles, J-Hall, Andre Holmes and Carnage fight in the fleeing crowd as Carnage pulls chairs from the audience to attack his foes as security quickly tries to contain this situation.
Chyna is the last one standing in the ring while all this is going on, shaking her head that the "boys" can't be civilized about the match and find a way to co-exist for one night. To everyone's surprise, Madison Rayne comes down the entrance ramp with peace offering for Chyna, handing her a present. Chyna opens the box to find a creme pie inside, but Rayne pushes the box up into Chyna's face, completely humiliating her as she's covered in pie. Just as the 9th Wonder wipes enough from her eyes to direct her rage at Rayne, Matt Morgan slides into the ring, delivering a Carbon Footprint to Chyna. With Chyna out cold at their feet, the Entourage celebrates in the ring.
The Carter: Boy, you know they are going to have hell to pay when Chyna comes gunning for her revenge.
Francine: After that clusterfuck of the perfect example of how not to work as a team, I must say we're going to have a riot on our hands with Slammiversary on the horizon.
Prof. X: That's true there, Francine. That's all we have for you tonight, GZWA fans. Join us at Slammiversary for more GZWA action!
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