Post by Alkertraz on Jul 13, 2011 16:08:48 GMT -5
Jesse “The Body” Ventura Voice Over.
“For months now the trials and tribulations of his venture towards the greatest prize bestowed upon man has finally met it’s limitations. The journey has far expanded what all thought possible, from his initiation into this company to modern day, Alkertraz has scraped and pillaged from the depths of his arsenal and gone far beyond his mental and physical capacities to acquire such a position, an opportunity which would come with no less than exuding absolutely everything. If past struggles have taught him anything, it is that there is no easy path to the top. As proven undoubtedly by his displays of risks for his course all in awareness that they could lead to his Imminent peril.”
“If he was ever filled with uncertainty, this would be the time. Yet his passion and pride will never diminish and will always show in the hardest of conditions and in the most inconvenient moment’s absolute resolve. His devotion and love towards the sport will forever be shown with intensity and reason and without measure.”
“And so now the moment is finally upon us and as it stands is unsettled, as the anticipation and excitement accumulates, at it’s essence stands Alkertraz and the predicament that proceeds him. As he steps out onto the gorilla position and he stands under the lights of dreams and the sweat hits his brow. The thousands in attendance begin chanting his name, he knows from this point on everything he has accomplished and worked for up until now could all be for nothing. And that his future is within his own hands, a mistake now would be simply catastrophic. He must once and for all distinguish himself amongst the greatest and until that final bell sounds and Alkertraz is crowned Ground Zero Champion he will forever be without absolution.”
“This is Alkertraz and this is all or nothing.”
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Ground Zero opens up backstage with Trent Lewis standing smiling in front of official GZWA cameras with his traditional dull suit with shoulder patches which is always out measured by his charismatic smile and enthusiasm. This if anything makes him one of the leading interviewers in the world today. As the camera pans out a figure is seen facing the opposite way only recognisable by the characterture of Omega’s face on the back of his T-shirt with a snipers sight locked on to him.
Trent Lewis – “Ladies and gentlemen I am here at this time with none other than yours and Ground Zero’s number one contender, Alkertraz!. And nothing could be more of a fitting saying that transcends time than a picture speaks a thousands words!...”
Trent Lewis looks to the back of Alkertraz’s T-shirt at the image printed on the back. Alkertraz continues to face the opposite way showing the image off in all it’s glory. Trent Lewis looks towards the camera then back towards Alkertraz looking a little confused to why he hasn’t turned around to be interviewed. Trent shrugs towards the camera unaware of what’s going on. Being professional Trent raises the microphone to continue.
Trent Lewis – “Alkertraz has joined us here tonight, just a few days before what will be his defining match here in Ground Zero. What he has achieved so far and the impact he has made can not be denied. He has swept through the top flight here, disposing of all that have opposed him, challenged and accepted each and every superstar that has stood in his way. There is no doubt Alkertraz has more than earned his opportunity and his moment to shine!.”
Alkertraz turns and looks to Trent Lewis for a considerable amount of time which only begins to make him uncomfortable. Trent averts his eyes from Alkertraz, then to the cameraman whilst at the same time looking a little worried. As Trent makes eye contact again with Alkertraz, Alkertraz gestures for the microphone, as Trent goes to give it to him, he totally dismisses it. Looking towards the camera Alkertraz begins to sarcastically clap clearly in reference to Omega’s last promo. As the claps become fewer and far between and lighter Alkertraz let’s off a sarcastic yawn followed by a satisfied smile. Trent Lewis raises the microphone for him.
Alkertraz - “If it was at all possible to have a “God” of Ground Zero its not hard to decipher who it would be, and I’m gonna give you two guesses because I’m nice like that, but I can guarantee your only going to need one!... The man who calls the shots around here, he can direct, dictate and initiate any situation or scenario he’s crazy scientist mind requires without a seconds thought. He can strip you of your title or end someone’s career with an instant. Do whatever he damn pleases, whenever he damn well wants to. If he wanted to make you dress like a pantomime dame then so be it, he runs things around here without question and if anyone was “God” of Ground Zero it would be a simple solution… Xion Zero’s!!... BUT!... That’s only referencing power. You on the other hand call yourself a God because you think you’re an exception to the human race, a superior being, better and above everyone else…. A God?... At best you would be Mary and even that’s at a push. But we could make you the wise man of Ground Zero but we all know you ain’t one of those!... Unless you’re the one bringing the gold, then in that case you can bring the gold straight to me!. I see you as more of a sheep my self, they had plenty of those in the manger. And it’s quite fitting considering your generic, a carbon copy, a career duplicate of every champion that has preceded you!. A follower, a disciple if you will of it’s “art”, your nothing but an old story told in the newest way!...
“Your nothing but a mere messenger Omega and I don’t mean one from God as you would like to think. I mean from champions before you. Passing on the words of wisdom, tactics, techniques and good deeds or “evil” deeds in your case or whatever it is they suggested from those who preceded you. I bet there was probably plenty of high fiving on the change over and a cheeky little jock slap to boot. Probably took each other out for a nice meal and contemplated sexual intercourse because you both thought you was specimens from the spawn of God himself and was so in love with your self’s you couldn’t help but look upon each other as perfect mating partners. Although by your antics and words from a mouth a mother wouldn’t kiss it’s a clear guess each and everyone of them would just as quickly stick there tongue up there bosses ass to achieve top standing within there respected company’s as soon as eat a hot meal. And correct me if I’m wrong, I’m not so don’t! Observationally it’s clear to see this information either got lost, miss read or changed somewhere down the line because you are by far thee WORST World Heavyweight Champion I have ever laid eyes on and that history has to account for!!...”[/font]
Alkertraz looks to Trent Lewis and gestures for the microphone once again, Trent reluctantly passes it. Alkertraz playfully pushes Trent Lewis out of camera shot after seeing no further use to him.
Alkertraz - “Alk?!... What’s that Omega your pet name for me?!... I mean, you don’t even have the decency to address me with my full name, it’s not like it’s a mouthful, if anything my name rolls from the tongue. I don’t remember the last time you requested subtitles to fully comprehend the words that are coming from my mouth. But if you require a translator to aid you I don’t have a problem backing a buck to pay for them so you can soak up every little word I have to say. Maybe you have a speech impediment, saying that, if you did it would make your promo’s more interesting!... Or maybe you have some sort of disorder, because you certainly have a personality one.”[/font]
Alkertraz begins chuckling amongst himself finding the moment humorous and as though he’s really proud of himself, as the laugh fades a constant smile graces the camera.
Alkertraz – “So the road runner finally catches up to the coyote… Elmer Fudd finally chases Bug’s Bunny into a corner and receives the shot he’s always been waiting for. It could have gone on for ever and Omega, if you had your way, there’s no doubt it would have. It’s like they say how long is a piece of string, well that depends if your burning it at both ends. And in the middle stands a starved, pride driven mass… ME!... And as time has elapsed the string has burned continuously to the point where there is nowhere else left to run apart from towards me!. Where I’m gonna have a nice laced boot waiting for you to run through your chest and when your thinking about avoiding that I’m gonna be whaling on you with such precision and speed your gonna think the whole damn roster has turned on you and run you down like a stampede. Then when your begging for it all to end im gonna pick your funky ass up and do the whole damn thing one more time because watching a grown man cry and piss his pants just ain’t satisfactory enough for me!...” [/font]
Alkertraz takes his T-shirt off looks to the image on it’s reverse which is that of Omega with the sniper sight on it, he then slowly places it over the camera lens completely blocking all vision. As GZWA official cameras switch to inside the arena Alkertraz’s music instantly hits over the PA System the thousands in attendance erupt as all previous antics were witnessed over the Titontron. Alkertraz on a mission wastes no time pacing down the runway and sliding under the bottom rope. The crowd calms enough for Alkertraz to speak. Pacing the ring with a lot on his mind he raises the microphone.
Alkertraz – “You keep preaching about this gift of yours, I’ll tell you exactly what it is and why no one has seen it, firstly because you hall ass at every known opportunity. No one has witnessed you in the ring for longer than it’s required to see as such, and the only gift anyone has seen is the art of running away. Which leads me smoothly on to the reasons your of course still Ground Zero Champion. And there’s no maybe about it, it’s because you haven’t had the balls to put it on the line before. The ONLY reason your walking around like some unbeaten beast is because you haven’t had the minerals to step up to the plate. The only reason it’s on the line now is because I’ve earned it and your contracted to do so, other than that you have only evaded me taking that title from you because of one reason only and that is simply because you are too scared to do so, it’s the reason that by any means necessary you have placed tale between legs and run like a scalded dog. Avoiding being within an arms length of me because you full well know when you do, when your only a deaths breath away from me, there is nothing but an epic full awaiting you…”[/font]
Alkertraz turns towards the camera, takes a moment to him self by looking to the canvas below. Taking a quick look up into the heavens you can tell complete seriousness has come over him. Taking a deep breath he looks dead into the camera.
Alkertraz – “It’s not that I don’t like you Omega, It’s just I don’t think we are compatible. Your simply a deviation from me, we couldn’t possible be more at either ends of the scales if our life’s depended on it. And it’s not even that, we have also had more than few disagreements along this rocky road to Slammiversary. We never quite saw eye to eye, and never will for that matter. You could even say we got off on the wrong foot, or in your case two wrong feet... Saying there has been a lot of hostility would be nothing but an understatement!... No, it’s far from that Omega, you see it’s not even that I hate you… It’s that I DESPISE YOU!... I DESPISE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, I DESPISE THE WAY YOU WEAR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, THE WAY YOU ADDRESS ME AND THESE FANS, THE LIFE YOU LEAD, THE PATH YOU TAKE, YOUR FUNKY LITTLE WALK, THAT ANNOYING STRUT, THE WINEY VOICE IN WHICH YOU CONFRONT EVERY SITUATION, THE SMUG GRIN THAT CREEPS ACROSS YOUR FACE FOR NO APPARENT REASON JUST TO PISS PEOPLE OFF AND FOR THE SIMPLER REASON THAT YOU BREATH THE SAME OXYGEN AS I DO!...” [/font]
Alkertraz takes a few deep breaths before continuing, he isn’t totally infuriated just outright passionate and it’s still firing within and the same tempo isn’t dropped only the sudden outburst. It’s clear he ain’t happy and that self pride has finally taken over.
Alkertraz – “You really took time out to think this through Omega?!... And that’s what your conscious judgment came up with?!... Ok just for arguments sake, let’s go with it. If I was to loose at Slammiversary, IF I was to loose and IF I was to loose my number one contender ship!... You actually think that I’m going to all of a sudden disappear?, that I’m going to be abolished from this company?. Fall of the face of the earth?. That I’m gonna have to start from the bottom of the ladder?, The thing is, you probably thought these scenarios through with a smile upon your face like they were possibilities!... Have you actually thought this through Omega?. The ONLY reason you stand as champion right now is because when you became it, I wasn’t apart of this company and it’s as simple as that!. You had NO competition!, at best you had a rival that you could easily beat and the tank still be three quarters full. You had opponents that cringed at the sight of blood and winced at the thought of pain, forming the foetal position. And when your finished with them they begged for there mothers warmth, some opponents you could probably dispose of with a fart. Some even probably played dead and took a lose because that was exactly the level of competition available at the time. AT THE TIME!...”
“Well, It’s my time now!... Welcome to the new generation Omega, welcome to the new era, welcome to the age of Alkertraz!... ALL EYES ON ME!!!!...”[/font]
Alkertraz drops the microphone to the canvas with a thud, the capacity attendance waste no time in erupting once again as his music hit’s over the PA System knowing the next time they see him, he will be fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship. GZWA goes to a short commercial break.
“For months now the trials and tribulations of his venture towards the greatest prize bestowed upon man has finally met it’s limitations. The journey has far expanded what all thought possible, from his initiation into this company to modern day, Alkertraz has scraped and pillaged from the depths of his arsenal and gone far beyond his mental and physical capacities to acquire such a position, an opportunity which would come with no less than exuding absolutely everything. If past struggles have taught him anything, it is that there is no easy path to the top. As proven undoubtedly by his displays of risks for his course all in awareness that they could lead to his Imminent peril.”
“If he was ever filled with uncertainty, this would be the time. Yet his passion and pride will never diminish and will always show in the hardest of conditions and in the most inconvenient moment’s absolute resolve. His devotion and love towards the sport will forever be shown with intensity and reason and without measure.”
“And so now the moment is finally upon us and as it stands is unsettled, as the anticipation and excitement accumulates, at it’s essence stands Alkertraz and the predicament that proceeds him. As he steps out onto the gorilla position and he stands under the lights of dreams and the sweat hits his brow. The thousands in attendance begin chanting his name, he knows from this point on everything he has accomplished and worked for up until now could all be for nothing. And that his future is within his own hands, a mistake now would be simply catastrophic. He must once and for all distinguish himself amongst the greatest and until that final bell sounds and Alkertraz is crowned Ground Zero Champion he will forever be without absolution.”
“This is Alkertraz and this is all or nothing.”
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Ground Zero opens up backstage with Trent Lewis standing smiling in front of official GZWA cameras with his traditional dull suit with shoulder patches which is always out measured by his charismatic smile and enthusiasm. This if anything makes him one of the leading interviewers in the world today. As the camera pans out a figure is seen facing the opposite way only recognisable by the characterture of Omega’s face on the back of his T-shirt with a snipers sight locked on to him.
Trent Lewis – “Ladies and gentlemen I am here at this time with none other than yours and Ground Zero’s number one contender, Alkertraz!. And nothing could be more of a fitting saying that transcends time than a picture speaks a thousands words!...”
Trent Lewis looks to the back of Alkertraz’s T-shirt at the image printed on the back. Alkertraz continues to face the opposite way showing the image off in all it’s glory. Trent Lewis looks towards the camera then back towards Alkertraz looking a little confused to why he hasn’t turned around to be interviewed. Trent shrugs towards the camera unaware of what’s going on. Being professional Trent raises the microphone to continue.
Trent Lewis – “Alkertraz has joined us here tonight, just a few days before what will be his defining match here in Ground Zero. What he has achieved so far and the impact he has made can not be denied. He has swept through the top flight here, disposing of all that have opposed him, challenged and accepted each and every superstar that has stood in his way. There is no doubt Alkertraz has more than earned his opportunity and his moment to shine!.”
Alkertraz turns and looks to Trent Lewis for a considerable amount of time which only begins to make him uncomfortable. Trent averts his eyes from Alkertraz, then to the cameraman whilst at the same time looking a little worried. As Trent makes eye contact again with Alkertraz, Alkertraz gestures for the microphone, as Trent goes to give it to him, he totally dismisses it. Looking towards the camera Alkertraz begins to sarcastically clap clearly in reference to Omega’s last promo. As the claps become fewer and far between and lighter Alkertraz let’s off a sarcastic yawn followed by a satisfied smile. Trent Lewis raises the microphone for him.
Alkertraz - “If it was at all possible to have a “God” of Ground Zero its not hard to decipher who it would be, and I’m gonna give you two guesses because I’m nice like that, but I can guarantee your only going to need one!... The man who calls the shots around here, he can direct, dictate and initiate any situation or scenario he’s crazy scientist mind requires without a seconds thought. He can strip you of your title or end someone’s career with an instant. Do whatever he damn pleases, whenever he damn well wants to. If he wanted to make you dress like a pantomime dame then so be it, he runs things around here without question and if anyone was “God” of Ground Zero it would be a simple solution… Xion Zero’s!!... BUT!... That’s only referencing power. You on the other hand call yourself a God because you think you’re an exception to the human race, a superior being, better and above everyone else…. A God?... At best you would be Mary and even that’s at a push. But we could make you the wise man of Ground Zero but we all know you ain’t one of those!... Unless you’re the one bringing the gold, then in that case you can bring the gold straight to me!. I see you as more of a sheep my self, they had plenty of those in the manger. And it’s quite fitting considering your generic, a carbon copy, a career duplicate of every champion that has preceded you!. A follower, a disciple if you will of it’s “art”, your nothing but an old story told in the newest way!...
“Your nothing but a mere messenger Omega and I don’t mean one from God as you would like to think. I mean from champions before you. Passing on the words of wisdom, tactics, techniques and good deeds or “evil” deeds in your case or whatever it is they suggested from those who preceded you. I bet there was probably plenty of high fiving on the change over and a cheeky little jock slap to boot. Probably took each other out for a nice meal and contemplated sexual intercourse because you both thought you was specimens from the spawn of God himself and was so in love with your self’s you couldn’t help but look upon each other as perfect mating partners. Although by your antics and words from a mouth a mother wouldn’t kiss it’s a clear guess each and everyone of them would just as quickly stick there tongue up there bosses ass to achieve top standing within there respected company’s as soon as eat a hot meal. And correct me if I’m wrong, I’m not so don’t! Observationally it’s clear to see this information either got lost, miss read or changed somewhere down the line because you are by far thee WORST World Heavyweight Champion I have ever laid eyes on and that history has to account for!!...”[/font]
Alkertraz looks to Trent Lewis and gestures for the microphone once again, Trent reluctantly passes it. Alkertraz playfully pushes Trent Lewis out of camera shot after seeing no further use to him.
Alkertraz - “Alk?!... What’s that Omega your pet name for me?!... I mean, you don’t even have the decency to address me with my full name, it’s not like it’s a mouthful, if anything my name rolls from the tongue. I don’t remember the last time you requested subtitles to fully comprehend the words that are coming from my mouth. But if you require a translator to aid you I don’t have a problem backing a buck to pay for them so you can soak up every little word I have to say. Maybe you have a speech impediment, saying that, if you did it would make your promo’s more interesting!... Or maybe you have some sort of disorder, because you certainly have a personality one.”[/font]
Alkertraz begins chuckling amongst himself finding the moment humorous and as though he’s really proud of himself, as the laugh fades a constant smile graces the camera.
Alkertraz – “So the road runner finally catches up to the coyote… Elmer Fudd finally chases Bug’s Bunny into a corner and receives the shot he’s always been waiting for. It could have gone on for ever and Omega, if you had your way, there’s no doubt it would have. It’s like they say how long is a piece of string, well that depends if your burning it at both ends. And in the middle stands a starved, pride driven mass… ME!... And as time has elapsed the string has burned continuously to the point where there is nowhere else left to run apart from towards me!. Where I’m gonna have a nice laced boot waiting for you to run through your chest and when your thinking about avoiding that I’m gonna be whaling on you with such precision and speed your gonna think the whole damn roster has turned on you and run you down like a stampede. Then when your begging for it all to end im gonna pick your funky ass up and do the whole damn thing one more time because watching a grown man cry and piss his pants just ain’t satisfactory enough for me!...” [/font]
Alkertraz takes his T-shirt off looks to the image on it’s reverse which is that of Omega with the sniper sight on it, he then slowly places it over the camera lens completely blocking all vision. As GZWA official cameras switch to inside the arena Alkertraz’s music instantly hits over the PA System the thousands in attendance erupt as all previous antics were witnessed over the Titontron. Alkertraz on a mission wastes no time pacing down the runway and sliding under the bottom rope. The crowd calms enough for Alkertraz to speak. Pacing the ring with a lot on his mind he raises the microphone.
Alkertraz – “You keep preaching about this gift of yours, I’ll tell you exactly what it is and why no one has seen it, firstly because you hall ass at every known opportunity. No one has witnessed you in the ring for longer than it’s required to see as such, and the only gift anyone has seen is the art of running away. Which leads me smoothly on to the reasons your of course still Ground Zero Champion. And there’s no maybe about it, it’s because you haven’t had the balls to put it on the line before. The ONLY reason your walking around like some unbeaten beast is because you haven’t had the minerals to step up to the plate. The only reason it’s on the line now is because I’ve earned it and your contracted to do so, other than that you have only evaded me taking that title from you because of one reason only and that is simply because you are too scared to do so, it’s the reason that by any means necessary you have placed tale between legs and run like a scalded dog. Avoiding being within an arms length of me because you full well know when you do, when your only a deaths breath away from me, there is nothing but an epic full awaiting you…”[/font]
Alkertraz turns towards the camera, takes a moment to him self by looking to the canvas below. Taking a quick look up into the heavens you can tell complete seriousness has come over him. Taking a deep breath he looks dead into the camera.
Alkertraz – “It’s not that I don’t like you Omega, It’s just I don’t think we are compatible. Your simply a deviation from me, we couldn’t possible be more at either ends of the scales if our life’s depended on it. And it’s not even that, we have also had more than few disagreements along this rocky road to Slammiversary. We never quite saw eye to eye, and never will for that matter. You could even say we got off on the wrong foot, or in your case two wrong feet... Saying there has been a lot of hostility would be nothing but an understatement!... No, it’s far from that Omega, you see it’s not even that I hate you… It’s that I DESPISE YOU!... I DESPISE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, I DESPISE THE WAY YOU WEAR THAT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, THE WAY YOU ADDRESS ME AND THESE FANS, THE LIFE YOU LEAD, THE PATH YOU TAKE, YOUR FUNKY LITTLE WALK, THAT ANNOYING STRUT, THE WINEY VOICE IN WHICH YOU CONFRONT EVERY SITUATION, THE SMUG GRIN THAT CREEPS ACROSS YOUR FACE FOR NO APPARENT REASON JUST TO PISS PEOPLE OFF AND FOR THE SIMPLER REASON THAT YOU BREATH THE SAME OXYGEN AS I DO!...” [/font]
Alkertraz takes a few deep breaths before continuing, he isn’t totally infuriated just outright passionate and it’s still firing within and the same tempo isn’t dropped only the sudden outburst. It’s clear he ain’t happy and that self pride has finally taken over.
Alkertraz – “You really took time out to think this through Omega?!... And that’s what your conscious judgment came up with?!... Ok just for arguments sake, let’s go with it. If I was to loose at Slammiversary, IF I was to loose and IF I was to loose my number one contender ship!... You actually think that I’m going to all of a sudden disappear?, that I’m going to be abolished from this company?. Fall of the face of the earth?. That I’m gonna have to start from the bottom of the ladder?, The thing is, you probably thought these scenarios through with a smile upon your face like they were possibilities!... Have you actually thought this through Omega?. The ONLY reason you stand as champion right now is because when you became it, I wasn’t apart of this company and it’s as simple as that!. You had NO competition!, at best you had a rival that you could easily beat and the tank still be three quarters full. You had opponents that cringed at the sight of blood and winced at the thought of pain, forming the foetal position. And when your finished with them they begged for there mothers warmth, some opponents you could probably dispose of with a fart. Some even probably played dead and took a lose because that was exactly the level of competition available at the time. AT THE TIME!...”
“Well, It’s my time now!... Welcome to the new generation Omega, welcome to the new era, welcome to the age of Alkertraz!... ALL EYES ON ME!!!!...”[/font]
Alkertraz drops the microphone to the canvas with a thud, the capacity attendance waste no time in erupting once again as his music hit’s over the PA System knowing the next time they see him, he will be fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship. GZWA goes to a short commercial break.
