Post by Chris ★ Matthews on Jul 30, 2011 12:33:28 GMT -5
★ THE ROCKS ROLEPLAY ★
★ THE ROCKS ATTIRE ★
Slammaversity was a huge success. It was even better when the people found out that The Rock is back in business. The Rock is now a member of the gzwa roster and he has his first match. This match is going to be his debut, this debut could very well be his finest hour. To go into this Sudden Death Battle royal where The Rock will be the last man standing he is going to be going though this match like a knife though butter.
The Rock is backstage, he is in the interview booth where Christy Hemme is speaking to the rock about his upcoming match. Christy Hemme is smiling and looking so cute in her pink top, her Skirt and her high heel boots. Her hair is pulled back into a ponytail.
Christy Hemme: "Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight you are all in for a special treat. You are going to be hearing the man that is good on a mic and that is none other then The Rock."
The Fans Cheer as the camera zoom out showing the rock.
Christy Hemme: "Rock, tonight you are making your debut into the ring in a sudden death battle royal. What are you thoughts on this matter?"
The Rock takes off his sunglasses. He then looks at the Camera.
The Rock: "FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO GROUND ZERO. Christy this match is not for the weak at heart this is a match that make or break men and women. Rock is going to be going into this match, he is going to be going though jabroni's, it doesn't matter who the rock is facing, it doesn't matter who is going to be going after The Rock, the only thing that matter is Rock is the Peoples champ and he is going to show each and ever Jabroni in this match tonight."
Christy Hemme: "Rock what are your thoughts about you opponents?"
Rock Shugs his shoulders and he speaks.
The Rock: "First off let talk Genesis. The man that won at Slammaversity in the Team Lesner vs team big show. Listen here you little freak of nature. You are going to b stepping in the ring with the great one. I don't I don't care if your white, black, yellow, purple, blue, or even green. When the Rock makes his name in wrestling your better believe what you are getting into. I will show your why I am the great one."
The Rock then takes the mic away from Christy and he looks at her.
The Rock: "Get out of here, run away Christy let the rock speak and you can run away with the ass shaking."
Christy runs away and Rock Smiles at her. He then looks back at the camera.
The Rock: "Now Ryan Kendrick who in the blue hell are you? Are you related to Bryan Kendrick. Are you small between the legs will the Rock is hung like a horse. You know what it doesn't matter. You see what I could do, I could take you out with one hand tied behind my back. I am going to whip your ass all over Ground Zero. The Rock walk is going to do what he promise and that is whipping everyone Candy ass."
The Rock hears the fans cheering.
The Rock: "Brad Kane, you are going to be coming down with your sister or wife, I can really tell. The Rock is a man that prove time and time again that he is champion material. Maybe once I kick your ass I will take Megan and she can get a taste of thegrabs his pants people struddal. You know maybe she would love that and I am the man that like to please. You know what even better pie. Yea no lie The Rock likes Cherry, strawberry, bluebarry, peacon, lemon, yea that is all good and all. I bet Megan pie taste good also. So once I get your ass all over the ring I will have a taste of her pie."
The Rock puts his sunglasses back on.
The Rock: "A man that I have faced before, the next big thing brock Lesner. Listen here Brock, this isn't wwe this is a new era. A new era of which I kick your ass and show you that you are nothing but a pile of Rubble. Now Brock is it true with what they say, the bigger they are the harder they fall. Well that is true, but you know what, you have more muscle then brains. You see you have to be smart and have to know what to do and how to stratigize. I am The Man that is good with Stratagy. You on the other hand are more like a man that use muscle to get far, but in this business when you step into the ring with The rock all you have to ask yourself is what is The Rock going to do? Will Rock kick my ass and make me a little bitch? never know but you are going to know when it comes."
Just then we see a little person running infront of The Rock laughing.
The Rock: "When did we start getting little people around here? Now a man like myself making his debut Skinner Morris. Let see about his man, he is going to be coming down with Tia Brookes, who is going to be cheering him on. Well guess what Morris after I whip your ass I will take Tia with me and Megan and we all are going to be going to a hotal and have a little fun. You know what they say three is better then two. So when I finally kick your ass and bringing the rock with the win you will all see that The Rock is the most Electricfying man to ever hit sport entertainment. IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL.....WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'."
The Rock then heads out as the scene fades to black.
~End Roleplay~
