Post by Brandon on Dec 27, 2013 21:44:17 GMT -5
With the all so familiar sounds of the group "Avenged Sevenfold" blaring through the PA System. The crowd immediately becomes hostile and vile towards the man we are about to see step out from behind the curtains momentarily. After around 30-45 seconds had passed, there was still no sign of Genesis to be found. Seconds later, his theme music comes to a screeching halt. Our attention is shifted up to the titantron. Genesis appears on screen standing in front of a rather unique backdrop as his laughter and cockiness begins to spew from his very being to the rabid audience watching on from ringside.
Genesis: "Welcome one and all to the Genesis show!"
*Crowd begins to boo louder & louder*
Genesis: "Or, you can just call this GZWA "Prime-Time". Hell does it really matter? Not really! Cause at the end of the day everyone pays to see me anyway. Just another day and another dollar in the "Book of Genesis" as far as I am concerned. haha!"
*The crowd and likely everyone watching at home are rolling their eyes and disgusted with how arrogant and over-the-top Genesis has been acting in the last couple of weeks since Slammiversary.*
Genesis: "I believe no official introduction is necessary this evening. You can call me the "King of Controversy". You can call me "Genesis". You can even call me the "trash talkin', poon tang poppin', ego trippin' one man dynasty of the GZWA!" Or.... you can just call me by the name that I have been christened and destined to be, and that's "The Best In The WOOOOOOOOORLD!!!"
*Said with loaded exaggeration*
Genesis: "Now that we got all that out of the way. I'm sure all of you are wondering why Genesis isn't out in the ring and is delivering this statement "via satellite" ? Easy! Because not one of you are WORTHY enough of being in my presence! Last week I stood out in this ring and stole the show like I always do! Hell I wasn't even BOOKED to compete and I single handily raised the bar and made Prime-Time watchable again. In response, you people..."
*The boos got louder and chants of "Asshole!" could be heard loud & proud from this enthusiastic crowd*
Genesis: "Yes, that's right! I said "you people", because I like to separate myself from the norm. You see I'm here" *Raises his left hand to the sky* "You are all somewhere down here." *lowers his right hand near the ground and laughs as his arms return to a rested position as his side*. "You are the kind of people that I would willingly stand off a balcony and bath in a golden shower. THAT is how much all of you mean to me. My own piss could be more over than any of you combined!"
*The camera's cut to ringside as we see a few overanxious fans attempt to jump the rail, only to be tackled and stopped by security. Despite Genesis being nowhere near ringside, he was playing the puppet master and pulling the strings of each and every fan in this arena tonight on Prime-Time!*
Genesis: "Before I get too carried away, I may as well cut to the chase and get to the point, right? You'd all like that wouldn't you?"
*Crowd response*
Genesis: "Lucky for me and unfortunate for the masses, I don't give a rats ass what any of you want or think. This is MY TIME! Which means when Genesis is handed a microphone and a platform to speak from you damn sure are gonna listen up, listen good, learn to live with it and learn to effin' love it!"
*The crowd becomes enraged and start demanding that Xion 'fire' this guy on the spot, among other obscenities and potential death threats that could be heard throughout the arena as Genesis took a moment to soak in the reaction he was receiving... and loving every minute of it!*
Genesis: "You guys make it sound like I'm Phil Robertson. I know your "Best In The World" is sporting a beard, but don't you ever confuse me for some ZZ Top wannabe, redneck Christian using his religious beliefs to gain ratings for a show about outhouses, his redneck family and a bunch of stupid duck calls and duck hunting. Two things that not one of you gave a flying f*** about until it became another *Yawns* BORING reality show."
*As the cameras panned out to the crowd. We could see many fans giving Genesis the 'finger' and wearing there "I'm With Phil!" shirts, signs and whatever the hell else you can imagine a fan of Duck Dynasty wearing and supporting the show*
Genesis: "I find it amusing that a guy wants to do away with "Homosexuality" and "Beastality" and any form of adultery you can think of. When you look at the family, it's safe to say they met there significant others at the family reunion. So, I guess you could say that good ol' Phillip conveniently forgot to bring up "incest", as gross as that sounds. As for the other things? Eh, it is what it is. If you can take a d*** you can take a joke about being a homosexual. If you wanna be a "Bella Twin" and go fuck a "Billy Goat", then by all means commit your act of beastailty proudly! If you want to bang other chicks? Hey! If you have the stamina, sex drive and the right equipment? Go out and rock your c*** out! Look at me! Before I met my Angelic, sweet beautiful "Crown Jewel" of the GZWA, Sapphire. I was a regular Casanova and was damn proud of it and I turned out just fine."
*The crowd starts yelling "Shut the F*** Up!" *Clap Clap* over and over again.*
Genesis: "NOW you know how I feel about each and every one of you on a weekly basis. But, since I am growing bored and tired of your constant whining and complaining, I guess I should get to the heart of the matter and bring up my opponent for tonight, Han Solo... or Hano Eiyu or whatever the heck he is called. Who cares, right? Ha! That guy is like mind over matter. I don't mind, and he doesn't matter!"
*Genesis steps off to the side*
Genesis: "As you can see by this symbol behind me, this is the fate... the very fate of Hano's career once I am through with him. You, "Kimosabe!", are knocking at death's door. Take notes from the things I have done to the likes of AJ Styles, Mariah (MiMI), Trent Lewis, and even my own wife, Sapphire and more recently CM Punk! I will go to any lengths and stoop to any level to hurt, destroy and mame what is in front of me. The means will always justify the ends, Hano Eiyu. Last week, you were just at the wrong place at the wrong damn time. On "ReAction" you call yourself the "Five Star Show Stealer", "always have and always will be", correct? First off, since when have you ever been a "Five Star" anything? You are 3 1/2 stars on your best day.... lemme repeat that.... ON YOUR BEST DAY! You, my friend are a second class citizen going up a first class soldier. Attempting to chop my head off with a sword that has since become rusted and tarnished by the lies you've told to the world and generic garbage you Japs love ot spew. Like I said before and I'll gladly say it again until my face turns blue: "Never bring a sword to a gun fight." And I will gladly blow your brains out when the time right, haha! Try as you might and fail as you will tonight, Hano. I can go the distance with anybody on the GZWA Roster and have proven it time and time again. So, go ahead! Step into the ring and fight me. Give me everything you have to offer. Dish out every blow you can and I promise you that I'll come back swinging harder and harder until I knock you the hell out! Once all is said and done? I'm gonna whip out my pistol and pull the trigger on your pathetic, meaningless existence faster than you can say "Game Over!""
*Genesis tilts his head to the left, then to the right. Popping his neck muscles and cracking his knuckles simultaneously as he said. With a devilish grin coming across his face, Genesis then raised his right fist high in the air and finishes things off*
Genesis: "HAIL... TO THE KING!!!"
The feed shuts off as we cut to a commercial break. WOW... just wow! Just when you think Genesis had pushed the envelope and stepped over hte line with his antics, he takes things to a whole other despicable level.