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Post by Xion Zeros on Jan 7, 2014 5:01:44 GMT -5
Official GZWA Primetime Theme: I Want It All / We Will Rock You [Mash-Up] - Queen (feat. Armageddon)
Recorded Date: January 3, 2014
Air Date: January 7, 2014
***DISCLAIMER***
OOC: Tonight's Primetime broadcast is already in progress as the official opening for the show had the entire GZWA roster in attendance as the GZWA Chairman, Xion Zeros, held a "town meeting" between himself and all the talent on the roster.
Prof. X: Some harsh words exchanged from the GZWA Chairman, but even harsher words thrown at the Chairman from the roster and these fans in attendance tonight.
The Carter: That a bummer that Punk won't be here tonight. I was expecting him to set off the powder keg in a situation like this.
Francine: Hmph, I think we've had enough Superstars and Divas standing on their soap boxes tonight, but none willing to risk their jobs.
Backstage, Lise Starr was dressed in a red version of her wrestling attire and a black hoodie, leaning against a wall and applying wrist tape to her hands and wrist. Standing beside her was Christy Hemme with a microphone in her hand, ready to ask her a few questions.
“Earlier tonight before Primetime aired, Xion Zeros spoke to the entire roster and asked if anyone on the roster had something to say, a few superstars and divas stepped up including yourself. We learned from this that CM Punk is not in the building tonight so can you tell us. Where is CM Punk?”
“Where is CM Punk? Isn’t that the million dollar question tonight? Well, I have an answer and it’s a simple one: It’s nobody’s business where Punk is.”
Christy sighed. “I don’t know what I expected... anyway, tonight you’re taking on AJ Lee in a Slammiversary rematch. However, this time Tia Brooks will be playing a part as a special guest referee. I know you’ve warned her earlier this week but it there anything else you have to say to her?”
“I could stand here for hours and hours just trashing her but I got a match to win in a moment but hey, who says I can’t trash her just a little bit?” Lise answered with delight in her voice. “Everybody knows how much I can’t stand her. She’s annoying; she always has to butt into everything... just like this match. It’s bad enough I’m annoyed by AJ but Tia? Ugh…why is she the official in this match?”
“So how you feeling going into this rematch against AJ anyway?”
“I am very, very confident. I kicked her ass before and I will do it again, only this time I will make sure she learns her damn lesson and leaves me alone. I’ve said it tons of times; I don’t care about her anymore, so after I beat her she can leave GZWA and get a job at Hooters or be a domination victim, whatever it is, I don’t care. I am done with AJ after this.”
After Lise had finished answering Christy, she had fully applied the wrist tape and threw the tape’s roll onto a nearby table. Now, she began to walk away as she was fully prepared for her match. After she leaves, Christy appears about set to move on when suddenly, AJ Lee almost jumps on camera with a polite grin on her face.
“Hey. I saw you were just interviewing Lise there and figured since you had time for her, you were gonna come to me next, so I decided to come by now and spare the journey.”
“Actually, we were ju-”
“Great. So yeah, I know what you’re wondering. With all of this stuff involving Punk and Lise, don’t I feel the slightest bit of sympathy for my ex-sis? Nope. I feel about as much sympathy for her as she did for me when I begged her to love me and she damn near broke my nose.”
“AJ, this isn’t an interv-”
“Shut up Christy, I’m trying to talk here! And yeah, I’m sure you’re wondering how I feel about Lise and Tia’s little history before this match and how it’ll affect it. Honestly, I’ll leave Tia and her botox butt alone if she lets me deal with Mary Jane Watson on my own. No offense. Nah, all the offense, screw you, Christy.”
Bending her head while still grinning, AJ chuckles while Christy looks clearly offended.
“If I could be serious for a moment, tonight is gonna be really fun. I promise to everyone, especially Lise, that I’m gonna make her hurt bad. She won’t ever look at herself in the mirror the same way again. Whether that means I’ll break her face or her big pretty brain, I don’t care, as long she’s ugly on the inside and the outside. Her vain asshole won’t be so interested in her after that... Later bitch, I have a match to win!”
With that, AJ mockingly slaps Christy and skips off in the same direction as Lise had went, appearing to be slowly stalking her from a distance while humming and smiling eerily.
Singles Match - Jonathon Thomas Cross (debut) vs. "The Walking Nightmare" Nefarious (debut)
Prof. X: I have been looking forward to the debuts of both of these Superstars. Nefarious has definitely shaken things up among the locker room by instilling fear into his fellow Superstars and Divas on the roster after sending in his video package to signal in his debut.
The Carter: That scared me and I thought seeing Mae Young topless was scariest thing in Heaven and Earth, but boy I was wrong.
Francine: I'm glad that I haven't had the misfortune of that emotional trauma that Carter had the pleasure of witnessing but I'm interested to see what Cross is going to bring to the table. He is known throughout the industry as a bit of a rebel.
Prof. X looks confused, "What a minute, why is Mr. Zeros coming back out here?"
Xion Zeros comes out to the surprise of the live audience.
“Due to the absence of both Superstars no-showing this event, this match has been removed from tonight’s match card...”
Before Xion Zeros could continue he is interrupted by the video on the monitor. To everyone’s surprise, there is a shot within the Make a Wish Foundation, where CM Punk is sitting down with a few of children and families, signing autographs and taking photos.
CM Punk looks at the GZWA camera crew and smirks, “What? You guys thought that I don’t do this kind of stuff? Or is it that you all thought I would be at Primetime hatching some crazy master plan to get back at Xion? Nah, since there’s so many self-righteous GZWA Superstars and Divas who don’t have any time for the kids, I figured I would spend the day granting a few wishes. I do think it’s a damn shame that my girlfriend didn’t think to whip out her iPhone and give me a phone call to find out my whereabouts. Gotta love that wrestling logic, right?”
Xion shouts, “Cut this feed off! I want whoever is putting this through to be fired on the spot!”
CM Punk fans towards the camera casually, “Calm down, Z, and keep your shirt on. I don’t mean any harm. You can't fire anyone over this since you were the genius who gave the Make a Wish Foundation permission to have GZWA live cameras broadcasting during tonight's show anyway. You did me a favor by costing me the biggest match of my GZWA career, so I decided it was only fair that I would do the same for you. That’s why I’m here at the Make a Wish Foundation today. I going to spend the day, hanging out with your biggest fan.”
“No, no. Not that kid. I already made both him and his dad look like the idiots they are. Genius, point the camera over there - to the one over there on the playground.”
“Yes, I’m talking about Lil Jimmy. I gave Ron Killings the day off for babysitting the kid for a few hours for I could show the little guy a good time. Truth said something about he needed to instruct Xavier Woods about the birds and the bees or something like that since he didn't know what to do with the Funkadactyls other than dancing. Yeah, I know. It must be a black thing as I don't know anything about that... I apologize that I failed that class on Hip-Hop and Thuganomics. I knew I should've cheated by stealing the answers from John Cena...”
Lil Jimmy's Mom: "Thank you for taking the time out of your day to see us, Mr. Punk. I know Mr. Zeros sent his blessings by bringing you to us today. Lil Jimmy is already on his way to becoming a GZWA Superstar. He's loved by all of his classmates and teachers."
One of the other kids nearby chimes in, "He's already the strongest kid in our class! No one can beat him in tug-o-war!"
CM Punk chuckles, "No, Mrs. Jimmy, the pleasure is all mine. After the incident at Slammiversary, the GZWA Nation was convinced that there is no one in the entire world that could possibly like Xion Zeros, so I sought out to prove them wrong. That someone is indeed'no one' - Lil Jimmy."
The Primetime live arena is full of laughter as Xion Zeros is visibly fuming at CM Punk's display.
Xion Zeros shouts, "Get this crap off my show!!"
CM Punk does his best Tom Hardy Bane impression as he looks towards Lil Jimmy, "Now let the games begin!"
Punk adds as he talks normally, "C'mon, I know of a sweet spot nearby that sells the GZWA Ice Cream bars. Oh yeah, word of the wise - that Genesis-flavored one is disgusting. It tastes like The MisFits' locker room."
CM Punk looks towards the camera and waves to Lise Starr, who he knows who's watching, "Here's something for luck tonight..."
Just for the added stinger, CM Punk skips down the hall, clearly imitating AJ Lee, seeming having Lil Jimmy in tow The Wizard of Oz-style as Primetime takes a commercial break.
Slammiversary III Rematch - "The Black Widow" AJ Lee vs. "The Heartbreaker" Lise Starr -- Special Guest Referee: "Straight-Edge Vixen" Tia Brooks
Prof. X: After Xion Zeros' stunning revelation last week on his reasons behind the Slammiversary Screwjob, Lise Starr's fate was in the hands of CM Punk. If Punk got physical with the Chairman or attempted to retaliate with him in any way, Punk and everyone in the Straight-Edge Society would be fired from GZWA. In a strange turn of events, the returning Tia Brooks and Lise Starr got into an altercation during the 5 on 5 Survivor Series-style Elimination Tag Team Match.
Francine adds, "That in turn, landed Tia the responsibility of refereeing this rematch from Slammiversary between AJ Lee and Lise Starr."
The Carter: AJ has been aching at the chance to sink her claws into the Heartbreaker again.
Francine: Is that a hint of jealousy I hear in your voice, Carter? Or do I need to inform CM Punk for you can be on his shitlist too?
The Carter: No ma'am. I'm fine with the view from here.
Francine slaps the binoculars out of his hands, "Let's get this match over with already..."
Prof. X: I'm surprise
Tia Brooks, the special guest referee of this match stands in the middle of the ring, between AJ Lee and Lise Starr who are impatiently waiting for the match to begin. After Tia finally signals for the bell to ring, Lise shoots a glare towards her as a warning before circling around AJ who is licking her lips. Lise locks AJ into a side headlock but AJ counts by elbowing the Heartbreaker into the chest several times. This causes Lise to break the lock and take steps back, AJ responds by running towards her and hitting a back side kick. Lise stumbles and AJ hits a back elbow, then quickly locks her former best friend in a guillotine choke.
AJ tightens her grip on Lise’s neck, eventually making her fall to the ground, with AJ latching her legs onto Lise’s gut so as to prevent her from escaping. She sticks her tongue out as she continues to choke Lise out before removing her legs from her while keeping her neck held before standing up and bringing Lise back down with a ferocious spike DDT. She rolls her over for the pin, but only at the one count does she lift Lise’s head up, smiling at Tia and shaking her head. She drags Lise up to her knees once more and punches her directly in the nose before kicking her in the shoulder to send her to the mat again.
On the mat, Lise groans as she gingerly gets onto her knees. AJ watches this and smirks, knowing that it’s the perfect position to hit her Shining Wizard. AJ takes a couple of steps back and runs towards the kneeling Lise, preparing to strike her in the face with a knee but fortunately, Lise is quick to notice and dodges out of the way, causing AJ to land onto the ring’s canvas. Lise gets to her feet and hits a hard soccerball kick into the rib of AJ, then dragging her to her feet by her hair. With AJ standing, Lise locks her arms around her waist to execute a northern light suplex, after AJ slams back first into the mat, Tia begins to count.
One
Tw- *Kickout*
After AJ kicks out, she uses the ropes to attempt to return to her feet, while Lise approaches her. In a possum moment, AJ suddenly drop toe holds her into the ropes, causing Lise’s throat to slam into them. Quickly returning to her feet AJ throws Lise’s legs out from under her, making her fall face first into the canvas. She continues her offense by dragging Lise’s head to the bottom rope and standing on it, choking her on it. Tia begins a count while demanding AJ release the Heartbreaker, but AJ only responds by rolling her eyes at her and putting her hand out. She finally lets go at a four count, but not before kicking the rope Lise was on, with the vibration smacking her.
While Lise takes her time to recover, AJ laughs and decides to skip around Tia. AJ claims to the special guest referee that she should just end this match already and continues to skip around before receiving a dropkick in the face by Lise who managed to fastly recover. AJ dropped to the mat and Lise responded by putting her into a headscissors lock. AJ squirms in pain from the hold, struggling she attempts to touch the nearby bottom rope with her foot. The Black Widow manages to succeed in this but Lise refuses to break the hold, showing some karma from earlier. Again, Tia demands for Lise to break the hold and begins counting, at the count of three she breaks it and looks at Tia with annoyance in her eyes. Afterwards, Lise gets up and drags AJ into the ring’s corner where she throws punches and knees into her.
As a winded AJ hangs her shoulder on the ropes and holds her chest, Lise runs towards her, which the Black Widow is fast enough to roll out of the way of, causing Lise to run into the turnbuckle. AJ dropkicks her from behind, making her stumble into the corner, slamming face first into the pad. After Lise drops to the ground holding her face, AJ walks towards her while gripping her stomach and drags her into a seated position in the corner, where she takes a few steps back. She smirks as she is soon on the opposite side of the ring before running directly towards Lise, leaping into the air and slamming her feet directly into Lise’s face in a brutal low dropkick. She drags her out to the middle of the ring and puts one of her boots on top of Lise’s face as she demands Tia count the pinfall.
One
Two
Th- *Kickout*
The now irritated AJ pulls Lise up by the hair but Lise manages to strike her in the throat with a fist. This sends AJ stumbling back and Lise runs towards her, executing a hurricanrana that sends AJ across the ring. When AJ attempts to get back up to her feet, Lise again runs towards her but this time hits her with a dropkick to the head. She hooks her leg for the pin.
One
Two
Th- *Kickout*
Sighing to herself, Lise pulls AJ up locks her into position for a snap suplex by locking her right arm around the back of AJ’s neck, Lise holds onto the jean shorts of AJ with her left arm and hits the snap suplex but keeps it locked in as AJ hits the mat for another pin attempt.
One
Two
Thr- *Kickout*
Once again AJ kicks out which has clearly gotten into the nerves of Lise. The Heartbreaker shakes her head as she gets to her feet and kicks AJ in the back.
AJ crawls up to all fours, looking up to Lise while holding her back, which she responds to be hitting a soccerball kick to AJ’s gut, flooring her once more. She makes a gesture which gives the impression that she is going to end the match before lifting AJ up and beginning to put her in a Standing Tornado DDT. Unfortunately, she does not manage to perform the move before AJ is able to free herself and pushes her off in mid air, making Lise splat to the mat. AJ capitalises with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown, making Lise flip into the air. While the dizzy Lise returns to her feet, AJ walks towards her with sinister glee and turns, slamming her throat and jaw with a spinning heel kick. She once again goes for the cover, lifting Lise’s leg up for extra momentum.
One
Two
Thr- *Kickout*
Extremely ticked off that Lise kicked out of another pin attempt, AJ slams her fists into the mat and releases a shriek of anger. Lise slowly gets up and lightly kicks AJ in the head yelling “SHUT UP!” while taking a hold of AJ’s legs and attempting to drag her more towards the center of the ring. AJ uses some of her hidden strength to wiggle one of her legs out of Lise’s hold and smack her in the face with a boot which causes the Heartbreaker to stumble back and bump into Tia. Turning around, Lise shoots a death glare towards Tia and begins to insult her.
“Watch where the hell you are going! Anybody knows that a referee should never be behind a wrestler, dumbass!”
The annoyance and anger from this match has finally caused Lise to lose her cool, causing her to take her frustration on Tia by yelling insults at her. Finally, she has had enough and slaps Lise across the face which causes her to turn around. AJ witnesses this happening and by now has gotten back up to her feet, so she decides to end it all. As Lise turns, AJ sidesteps towards her, licking her lips and gives the ultimate mocking humiliation to her former best friend by cracking her right between the eyes with her own Starrstruck superkick. The blow right into the face of Lise is hard enough to cause her to turn a full 90 degree turn as she drops forward to the canvas, barely conscious and completely dazed. AJ, who had dropped to her knees after the blow, giggles wildly as she crawls to the almost concussed looking Lise and rolls her over, lying on top of her while smiling. The reluctant Tia simply rolls her eyes and does the final count.
One
Two
Three!
And with this, AJ has gotten one over on her former best friend.
Once the bell has rung, AJ looks down at Lise while still lying on top of her and playfully slaps her cheek. She gives her a kiss to her forehead as karma for Lise doing the same to her Slammiversary, smirking as she sees Lise’s nose bleed from the superkick. After this, AJ stands up and walks towards the special referee, pointing at her arm to tell her to raise it. Tia does so, while looking as though she has no desire to even be in the ring at all. Despite asking Tia to raise her arm, AJ immediately throws it out of her grip and begins to walk out of the ring, giving one last glance to Lise as she exits and proceeds to skip around the outside in a sort of victory dance while having a massive ear to ear grin on her face.
By now, Lise had regained consciousness and was getting back up. When she stood up, The Heartbreaker began to rub her nose which was bloody and her eyes were glued onto Tia Brooks. It is very clear that she is furious and Lise showed that when she struck Tia in the face with a brutal Starrstruck. Tia collapsed to the floor like a sack of potatoes and then Lise paid her attention onto AJ who was outside the ring, laughing hysterically. Lise rubbed some of the blood from her nose onto her wrist tape and stood still in the ring for a moment, before taking a step back and dashing towards the outside of the ring and striking the unsuspecting AJ with a suicide dive. When she got to her feet, Lise pulled the groggy AJ by the hair and starting slamming her head into the commentary table repeatedly. The Heartbreaker yelled and ranted at AJ as she kept smashing her face into the table until a spot of blood became noticeable on her face. As Lise continued smashing her face against the table, more blood spilled from the face of AJ and the beatdown didn’t end until a group of GZWA officials made their way to ringside and pulled the enraged Lise off of AJ.
While the officials tend to AJ, the Black Widow is able to get up to her knees on her own, coughing up some of her blood. She looks at her hands, which are wet with some of her own blood, and some of Lise’s from her bleeding nose. Surprisingly, while looking to be dazed from the attack and weakened, she begins to giggle, muttering to the officials holding her “I did it... I broke her!” while they take her to the back, yelling triumphantly that she has “broke” Lise Starr.
Singles Match - "The Black Dahlia" Joe Black vs. Roman Reigns
Prof. X: Welcome back, GZWA fans. If you may remember from the last Primetime broadcast of 2013, Joe Black, along with Roman Reigns, debuted in a Fatal 4 Way contest that ended in a bit of controversy.
The Carter: Well, the only controversy there was that JTG found himself at the wrong end of a Spear from Reigns that night that was intended for Black.
Francine: Yeah and that misfire cost Reigns the victory that he felt was rightfully his in his debut match.
Prof. X: Reigns looks to remedy that ‘mistake’ tonight as there won’t be any misfires in this one-on-one contest.
At the sound of the opening bell, both Superstars are staring down face-to-face, arguing about how their debut Fatal 4-Way ended. Soon, these two Superstars have had enough of talking and Roman Reigns makes the first move, shoving Black across the ring. Reigns looks to end this early with a High-Impact Spear but Black springs back to his feet, stopping Reigns in his tracks with a Savate Kick. The force of the blow knocks Roman Reigns around and down on one knee as The Black Dahlia wasted no time hitting the ropes and rebounding with a Leg-Feed Enzuigiri to the face of Reigns. To Joe Black’s surprise, the blow wasn’t enough to knock Reigns off his feet. Black charged in again, only for Reigns to send him soaring across the ring with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. As Black staggers to his feet, Reigns greets the Black Dahlia with a headbutt before Powerbombing him into the nearby corner with authority.
Francine: You know… I’m only truly happy when it Reigns.
Prof. X: Careful, Francine. You’re starting to sound like Carter over there.
Francine: Don’t worry. I know how to control myself.
The Carter: I can’t help that GZWA has most beautiful women in the world working here!
Reigns continues his offense with a series of shoulder thrusts in the corner before yanking Black out of the corner with a short-range lariat. Black responds with a snap variation of the Northern Lights Suplex and giving Reigns a taste of his own medicine by dropping him into the corner upon impact. With Reigns trapped in a Tree of Woe position, the Black Dahlia races back into the corner with dropkick to Reigns’ face. Black then dragged Reigns out of the corner forcefully with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker before pinning him to the canvas.
One…
Two…
NO!!
Prof. X: How Roman Reigns found the strength to kick out of that is a complete mystery to me.
The Carter: I thought this was going to be over early.
Francine: That’s where you’re wrong, boys, because when it Reigns it pours. I know, I know. I’m getting as cheesy as Carter with the puns.
The Black Dahlia applies a Boston Crab, but Reigns kicks him away before the hold is properly secured. Black reels back into the ropes and rebounds into the pending Military Press Gutbuster as the momentum shifts dramatically back into Reigns’ favor. Roman Reigns unleashes a primal roar before leaning back into the nearby corner as he stalks his prey for the Spear.
Prof. X: Looks like this is the moment that you’ve been waiting for Francine.
The Carter: That moment where someone is going to forcefully “rammed” by Reigns? How is that even mildly erotic? Oh wait… I answered my own question.
Francine: Shut up, Carter.
Reigns closes in on the waking Joe Black with the Spear, only to receive a point-blank reversal in the form of The Black Dahlia (Double Knee Facebreaker). Francine looks on in despair as Black makes the cover.
One…
Two…
THREE!!!
The Carter: Looks like your dreamboat couldn’t measure up tonight, huh, Frannie?
Francine: One off-night isn’t the same as not measuring up 365 days a year, Carter. Y’know, since you are our resident expert on that matter.
Prof. X grins, “We’ll be back with more Primetime action after this commercial break, GZWA fans.”
As this week's edition of Prime-Time continues to roll on, we are once again greeted with the all too familiar guitar riffs and blaring sounds of "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold, which could only mean that one man was about to grace the GZWA Nation with his presence.
Genesis makes his way out onto the stage. Embraced by overly-enthusiastic fans who would want nothing more then to rip Genny's head off after the things he spoke about earlier on Prime-Time. He walks out dressed in his ring gear and carrying a red sack over his left shoulder. Granted, this is the Holiday Season and suffice it to say Genesis is no jolly ol' Saint Nicholas. What in the world could he be carrying around in that thing? Whatever it is, it's certainly no presents or candy cane's for the GZWA Nation that's for sure.
Genesis enters the ring and drops the sack in the middle of the ring. Walks over and grabs a microphone out of the hands of ring announcer Zoey Valentine. He then motions for his music to be shut off as he walks back over to this red sack, looking down at it as he speaks:
Genesis: "Remember when I said earlier about the GZWA Nation not being worthy enough to be graced with my presence? Well, truth of the matter is you still aren't but I came out here for one reason and one reason only, and that reason is you, Kayda Erikson."
Backstage, The Unholy Angel is sitting on a folding chair in her locker room with the live Primetime feed airing on a TV monitor perched on a stand suspended from the ceiling, though in preparation for her match a little later, Kayda was not paying full attention to the screen. Upon hearing her name, she finishes tying the laces of her black and purple boots, and stands up, now focusing her attention to Genesis. She rolls her eyes and lets a heavy sigh escape her lips, knowing that whatever the King of Controversy has up his sleeve cannot be good for her.
What now? What you've done isn't enough?
She doesn't wait long to find out what's next, as back in the ring, Genesis begins to untie the rope from the top of the sack as he continues talking.
Genesis: "What I have here in my "magic sack", isn't toys, candy and other fun crap that all of you spoiled, inconsiderate brats of the GZWA Nation would want. What I do have in here is a special gift from Sapphire and I to Kayda Erikson. Kayda, consider this as a special "no hard feelings and congratulations on your victory even though you cheated and got away with it like you always do" gift!"
Some chuckles from the crowd could be heard as Genesis reaches into his 'magic sack', as he calls it and pulls out a... a blonde wig?
(OOC: Imagine this, but with blonde hair)
Genesis applies the wig over his own head and hair. Smiles and says:
Genesis: "How do I look? It's retarded, right? Yeah, I thought so. Unfortunately, things get worse from here boys and girls."
Genesis reaches back into his sack and pulls out... a headband?
By this point, Kayda Erikson has caught on to what's going on, and her hands become tightly clenched fists at her sides as she starts shaking her head in disbelief at what she's witnessing on the screen.
Genesis: "A headband... hmm.... I wonder who wears this? And just for the record, no, I am not trying to impersonate Hulk Hogan. I got someone even WORSE than him in mind. *Rolls Eyes*"
Genesis smiled, as he applies the headband to his head. Tying it nice and tight, mockingly acting as if he tied it too tight to where it was cutting off the circulation and oxygen to his brain.
Genesis: "Damn! Why do people wear these things? I know people are stupid to begin with for wearing this garbage but Jesus H. Christ!"
Genesis reaches back into the sack and pulls out.... some eyeliner??
Kayda's knuckles are now white from being clenched so tightly as she glares at the monitor.
I hope you poke your eyes out!
Genesis pulls out one of the eyeliner pens and the mirror and begins to apply the eyeliner to his face. Then does a "fabulous!" pose afterwards when Genesis is finished, which gets the fans to laugh.
Genesis: "Don't worry, we are not even close to being through yet with this. Trust me, Kayda, your gift is only starting to get better, sweetheart."
Genesis reaches in and pulls out a red/black robe? Wait... now we know where Genesis is going with this. Poor Kayda!
Genesis applies the robe over his ring gear and adjusts his wig and headband afterwards.
Genesis: "Do I look familiar to you, Kayda? Perhaps someone that you dearly love with all of your heart and soul? A man that you have dedicated your life to since the unfortunate accident that scrambled your brain and left you a poor, pathetic, pitiful wreck! Pun intended, by the way."
The crowd starts boo'ing their heads off towards Genesis as he cackles and laughs at each and every one of them. Not giving a damn about anyone in this arena, and obviously not giving a single care to Kayda Erikson and her state of mind, which by this point is pure hatred as she is literally shaking in anger and her breaths become shallow as even she is unsure what she's going to do at this point.
Genesis: "Before I go any further. Let's rewind back to a deep, heart-to-heart conversation that Kayda and her German boyfriend had together backstage. Roll the footage!"
We turn our attention to the titantron where a conversation was played between Kayda and "Eric Fish" backstage, the lead singer to Subway to Sally, Kayda's favorite band.
Oh Eric, what happened out there tonight?A female with a thick German accent can be heard speaking, and although the video is shaky and slightly blurred, a redhead can be seen confirming the video is of Genesis spying on Kayda Erikson, as The Unholy Angel is completely unaware that she's being watched, let alone filmed. She's still dressed in her ring attire, and she lets out a heavy sigh after what had just happened. The video zooms in, and clears up slightly, as Kayda can be seen standing in front of a large poster of her favorite band, Subway to Sally, as it's obvious that she's directing her comments to Eric Fish, the lead singer. She presses herself against the poster and symbolically rests her head on his chest. How did she find out? How did anyone find out? July 7th --She squeezes her eyes shut tightly, momentarily reliving the horrors of the night, before opening her blue eyes to look into Eric's.-- was supposed to be our night. It was supposed to be night to remember and it was, but for all the wrong reasons. The only good thing about that night was you, meine Liebe. (my love) My sweet Erik-uwe, you were everything that I had always dreamed you would be. Kayda presses herself up against Eric's body, once again leaning her head symbolically on his chest.I don't even know what went wrong that night. After the concert, we all just went for a few drinks. Katrin knew that I didn't want to stay out late, but I gave in because I knew that I wasn't going to back in Germany for awhile. I don't see why I couldn't have though. New York really isn't too far away. Anyway, I knew she was going to start in with talking about Bodenski.Kayda lifts her head slightly to glance over at his picture on the poster, smiling at him briefly before turning back to Eric.I don't know why it got to me so much that night, Eric, I really don't. To be honest, I don't even remember most of the conversation. I just remember Elise, Jana and I teasing her about her crush on him all night. She said something about you and then we just went back and forth. Meaningless really, but it wore on me all night. We were drunk and I just -- I got behind the wheel without thinking because I know that I was the least drunk.Kayda sighed heavily, and stepped away from the poster, taking a seat on the bench still speaking to Eric as if he was physically in the room listening.Katrin said something -- I don't even remember what -- and I lost it. I turned around and actually went to strangle her. I wouldn't have actually done it, Eric, you know I wouldn't. The next thing I know -- they're gone. I don't even remember hitting anything. I remember the car being stopped, "Sieben" playing loudly, and broken glass and blood everywhere. Katrin, Elise, and Jana would all be here if things were different. They died because of me -- No, Kayda. They died because of Genevieve. They died because of who you were. Genevieve died that night with her friends. You are The Unholy Angel, Kayda Erikson, and future GZWA champion. Kayda struggles with her feelings inside. She knows she's responsible for the death of her friends, however, she'd changed everything about herself to escape the nightmare of that night. She kept her real first name as Genevieve, but changed her last name to Hecht, as a tribute to Eric Fish whose real name is Erik-uwe Hecht. Even after that, she transformed into The Unholy Angel, and as Kayda Erikson, she was completely freed from the horrible memories. Unfortunately, she still wasn't free of her subconscious obsession with the number seven and of course, the accident only intensified her connection to Subway to Sally and Eric Fish, as during her recovery she became seemingly more and more obsessed.
As Kayda once again glances up at Eric's picture, she smiles and stands up off the bench walking over to a full length mirror, taking a long look at herself, before smiling at Eric out of the corner of her eye. Sieben ist immer meine Zahl. (Seven is forever my number.) *Video shuts off*
"Eric" (Genesis): "That was so beautiful, mein liebe (my love)."
"Eric" pulls out a handkerchief and blows his nose loudly. Regaining his composure afterwards, he continues speaking.
"Eric" (Genesis): "My dear, sweet, precious Kayda... there is something you must know about July 7th. Something that I've been DYING to tell you since day. *Sighs* Okay... here goes nothing. See, on July 7th. I remember we had a sell out crowd and I specifically remembered you and your wasted, trashy friends sitting close to the stage. I remember you and I making eye contact. I saw that look in your eyes. The same look that all my fans give me whenever they want a piece of the "Fishmeister"! The look that all my fans give me when I whip out my fish stick and douse them with my special cocktail sauce back at the Hotel room. Admit it, Kayda. THAT is what you really wanted from me isn't it?"
The fans start to become agitated and pissed off beyond belief. The gaul of this man to make fun of Kayda's past and to shove it back into her face with this ridiculous, heartless parody of her 'true love'. No matter if that love really existed or not, you had to feel for Kayda at this point. Just when you thought this hell was over after she defeated and banished Sapphire from GZWA, Genesis gets his revenge on the behalf of his Jezebel wife and is attempting to humiliate Kayda Erikson where it hurts the most -- by shattering her heart like fragile glass.
"Eric" (Genesis): "The bottom line is this, my dear Kayda. "Eric Fish" wants nothing to do with you. I don't know you. I don't care about you. I don't even care that you EXIST! The one thing we do have in common with each other, is that we our both fake. You see, my existence to you is simply a traumatic, clusterfuck of emotions and memories from that tragic night. I am no more real to you as your name is, "Kayda"... or is it "Genevieve"? It's time that you learned the truth. I don't and never, ever will love you. Matter of fact? I'd rather screw a billy goat or bang a cactus then to ever put my junk anywhere near your flaming fire crotch. Besides... there's something you should know about me, Kayda. I've never had the courage to tell you or all my fans this and I never intended to come out in a public forum such as Prime-Time and express my true feelings to the world. But you see, Kayda, and my fellow Subway to Sally fans... I can't be in love with Kayda Erikson because... well.... *deep sigh* I'm gay!"
"Eric" (Genesis): "I know, I know. This is all a big shock to everyone. But it's not like you couldn't tell that I was gay. Hell, look at my ridiculous outfit? The eyeliner? Hell, I love to play the bagpipes and the flute... sometimes, the 'flesh flute' preferably, but that's another story for another day."
The crowd starts to throw garbage into the ring. Members of the audience are beyond offended and outraged at all this. Just when you think this heartless, no good son of a bitch couldn't cross the line any further. Genesis finds another way to do it and at the expense of Kayda and her idol/boyfriend Eric Fish.
Backstage, The Unholy Angel can't contain her rage, as she grabs the folding chair she was sitting in earlier and hurls it towards the TV monitor. Upon making contact, the screen shatters and rains down throughout the locker room as Kayda lets out an animalistic scream. It was hard enough for her to deal with Sapphire making a mockery of her past, but for Genesis to do it live on Primetime, and specifically make a mockery of Eric? THAT was too far. The shattering of the TV and Kayda's screaming, however, got the attention of the backstage crew, who appear with a camera to air the footage for the live crowd, who only see the state of the locker room with a beyond furious Kayda Erikson.
Besser du Rennst! (You better run!)
She warns, as she heads out of the room, the sound of a trash can being kicked over echoes through the hallway, as the feed goes back to "Eric" (Genesis) in the ring.
"Eric" (Genesis): "Kayda, I'm sorry and I feel really guilty about all this. Especially with what had happened to you and your friends on that faithful night several years ago. So, tonight I want to do something special for you. Tonight... I'm going to play a little song just for you. Do you all want to hear Eric Fish sing a song tonight?"
GZWA Nation: "HELL NO!"
"Eric" (Genesis): "Awww, you big silly gooses! Of course you do! You don't have to be shy, I don't mind putting on a concert for you and my #1 fan. Lemme just grab one more thing out of this bag and we'll get started. M'kay!?"
"Eric" reaches into the bag and pulls out the last remaining item... a violin?
"Eric" grabs the violin and gets in position to play as he speaks before starting the song.
"Eric" (Genesis): "Now, in normal circumstances. Silke Volland, our Violinist and my personal BFF, she would play the violin during the majority of our songs. Since she isn't here tonight, I'm going to do double duty and do what is best for business. Sometimes in life you just gotta learn to suck it up and take one on the chin... or is it for the team? *Shrugs* So, Kayda? I hope you and the GZWA Nation enjoy this live concert performance of your favorite song and mine too... "SIEBEN!" Yeah!!! *Does the devil horns/Rock N' Roll Pose*"
The song "Sieben" by Subway To Sally begins to play loudly over the PA System as "Eric Fish" (Genesis) begins to mockingly play the violin and lip sync to the song (terribly might I add). Much to the dismay of this live capacity crowd and everyone watching at home. This act continued on for about minute or two until Kayda Erikson herself appears on the stage with a microphone in hand.
Ich habe genug! Sie sind nichts als Scheiße, Genesis! Du und Sapphire sind beide zwei dampfenden Haufen Scheiße! (I've had enough! You are nothing but shit, Genesis! You and Sapphire are both two steaming piles of shit!)
At this point, pretty much everyone in the arena had the same confused look on their face as Genesis did in the ring at what was being said, but knowing what The Unholy Angel was probably feeling, they could tell it probably was something that was better left in German. Not for long, however, as Kayda switched to English and made her way down the ramp while practically screaming into the microphone.
First of all, Eric looks nothing like that anymore. That was years ago, and we all know if we saw what you looked like years ago, it would make Silke Volland look like a bikini model! Second, you know nothing about my life before that night happened and you know nothing about my life since! And don't you for one more second continue this bullshit! You and your piece of shit wife have done nothing but make a joke of me for the past three months! You may be able to do that with some of these other divas, Genesis, but I'm not the typical diva. I am The Unholy Angel, Kayda Erikson, and I have no problem getting in that ring and doing to you what I did to your wife the last time she and I were in the ring together!
Kayda at this point had made her way up the steps, onto the ring apron, and was staring daggers at Genesis, as the GZWA roared their approval at what they were witnessing. Of course, they weren't actually expecting Kayda to confront Genesis physically, but they also have never seen her this riled up, and she proved them wrong as she parted the ropes, and stepped between them. She stopped momentarily, as if to reconsider, but the cocky attitude of Genesis coupled with his ridiculous attempt to mock Eric Fish, gave her all the strength she needed. She dropped the microphone, and marched right up him until the two stood nose to nose. The confrontation was less than seven seconds, before Kayda threw the first punch -- a left handed round hook, catching Genesis off guard and knocking him back a few steps. The arena damn near explodes in cheers when the southpaw Erikson connected with the punch, although the look on her face was still not one of satisfaction as she looked to follow up on her initial attack.
After the blow was dealt to "Eric" (Genesis), he checks his lower lip to find that it was busted open. As a trickle of blood begins to flow from his lip, he wipes the blood off with his right hand and replies.
"Eric" (Genesis): "How could you do this to me, Kayda? I went all out for you! I sang your favorite song! "Sieben" is your number, right? *Breaths Heavily* I can understand you being a little angry and hurt because I don't love you. Or, because I prefer flesh flutes to taco's. And I also think you smell kinda funky & weird, but that's beside the point! You know what you are, "Genna" ? You are a selfish, self-centered, bottom feeding spoiled little BITCH!"
"Eric" (Genesis) then retaliates by slapping Kayda in the face as hard as he could. Then laughs about it as the crowd gasps and is stunned by what "Eric" just did.
Kayda immediately shoots a hand to her cheek, stinging in pain. The emotional pain coupled with Genesis' final words, however, cut deeper inside, and The Unholy Angel wastes no time charging towards him, connecting with a clothesline, followed up by a dropkick forcing Genesis into the turnbuckle. She grabs a handful of his hair, and forces his face into the turnbuckle pad. She repeats the motion twice, three times, and again and again until she bounces his head off the turnbuckle for the seventh time. Genesis now falls to the mat disoriented, as Kayda rips off the wig and headband continuing her attack as she locks in Die Siebente Sünde, applying as much pressure as she physically can. At this point, she doesn't care if she permanently cripples him! A referee finally slides into the ring, forcing Erikson to break the hold, and she does reluctantly. "Das Schwarz Meer" by Subway to Sally starts up through the sound system, and Kayda climbs up the nearest turnbuckle, proudly displaying her signature "Sieben" taunt. After several seconds, she jumps down and climbs up the second turnbuckle, repeating her actions with a smile on her face.
Seeing that Kayda is busy celebrating on the second turnbuckle, Genesis takes the opportunity to clear the cobwebs and get back up to his feet. He reaches down and picks up the Violin and stalks his prey like a rattlesnake ready to strike. The fans start to erupt and try to warn Kayda to watch out, but, to no avail. As Kayda descends from the turnbuckle and turns around. Genesis blasts Kayda on the skull with the violin! The violin struck "The Unholy Angel" with a sickening thud with no give or break to it whatsoever. Kayda was out cold and it appears that Genesis has gotten the last laugh after all.
Genesis picks up the microphone and kneels down to an unconscious Kayda. Like a hunter salivating over his prey, a deranged look overcame Genesis as he spoke. Maybe Kayda wasn't the only one who was pushed over the edge?
Genesis: *Caressing Kayda's face with his left hand as he speaks* "The fun and games are over. Do you think I crossed the line tonight? You have no idea what I have in store for you. Do you have any idea what you've done? When you hurt my dear, sweet Sapphire you opened up Pandora's Box and now? You are going to suffer the consequences of hurting my Angel. Did you really think I was going to sit back and this slide? I know you're hearing this so I want you to listen closely Kay--- no, no wait! You are no longer Kayda Erickson. Kayda Erickson is dead cause "I" killed her! You are the person you hate the most. The one person you look in the mirror every morning and wish you could wash away and forget about."
Genesis reaches over and grabs the bandana/wig combo he worn earlier. As he looked down at the disguise, Genesis hawks up the biggest, nastiest ball of spit that he could muster up from his body and spits in the bandana/wig disguise. He then takes the disguise and shoves it right in Kayda's unconscious face. All that we could see was Kayda's unconscious body, with her face covered in Genny's own saliva and the symbols of her undying love for Eric. After this, Genesis raises up to his feet and has a nice laugh. He sarcastically waves 'bye-bye!' to "The Unholy Angel" and whispers.
Genesis: "Goodnight, my precious "Genevieve". As you close your eyes and hear the bell, when awake you'll be in hell. When you look up to the skies praying for salvation and a vindicator, you'll see Genesis standing over your limp body as your ultimate judge, jury and executioner. hahaha!!!"
Genesis then turns and walks away. Leaving Kayda a broken mess in the ring. Covered with the symbolic figures of her undying love for Eric...all covered in Gen's own saliva and now forced to live with the ultimate form of disrespect you could ever give to another human being. Genesis carried out his plan tonight without care, without remorse and without a conscious. Executing it to perfection. How or can Kayda recover from this? Given her traumatic and unstable mind, how will she cope with this humiliation? Has Genesis succeeded and broken her? Only time will tell.
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Post by Xion Zeros on Jan 12, 2014 3:29:54 GMT -5
It becomes dark in the arena and the song "Feuer frei" by Rammstein is played. As the lights go on again the revving of a few Harley's can be heard and Amanda, with Rosé on the backseat, Casey and Laura slowly drive down to the stage. The MisFits shut off their bikes and slowly climb down of them.
Now the gang slowly walks down to the ring and the fans boo at them, but it seems that none of them is really interested in what anybody thinks about them. As they come to the ring Amanda grabs a micro and waits for a moment till it becomes a bit more quiet and she can speak.
"Just shut up you motherfuckers."
The booing begins again, but the tattooed young woman ignores it completely.
"I think I already said it earlier what I think about the show and all this crap that happens here, but as you're so stupid, I'm willing to repeat myself again. Yes, I think that I'm the only wrestler here who deserves to hold a title and really soon I will prove this by beating the shit outta all your wannabe champions. But anyway, let's first bring this so-called rivalry with the Queen Bee Mafia here to an end."
Again it becomes a bit noisy in the arena, but Amanda throws up a middle finger at the crowd before continuing.
"At the last Primetime of 2013, we showed it that the MisFits are the most dangerous and dominating group here at GZWA. Yes, we won against these morons, called QBM, and we can do it again and again, whenever we want. Ok, I thought that this war is over after that last win, but it seems that QBM I can't understand why they would want to go through this again tonight."
She pauses for a moment and a mean smile comes into her face.
"Shouldn't be sore losers like QMB be used to losing a match? Especially against the best wrestlers of this fucking company?"
The fans boo and Amanda giggles a bit, but it's in a really mean way.
"But anyway. It seems that they aren't or that they don't wanna see the truth. But I'll tell you the truth, they are fucking losers. Just look at these morons. First there's my stupid sister Mariah. Damn, this stupid bitch wasn't able to do her job as the GM properly, so that she got fired and now as a wrestler she isn't much better. Besides talking crap she can't do anything useful.
Then we have Paige, a girl who thinks that she is so strong and the only wins she obtained against my girlfriend Laura were by accident.
And last but not least there's Morgan. She isn't much better than the rest of this stupid crew and besides running her mouth about me she hasn't done anything here in this company. Damn, it's really a shame that such a moron is even allowed to step into the ring against us, but anyway. When this night is over, then everybody will see where QBM belongs to, into the trash. We will fuck them up, we will destroy them and we will flush them away like crap in a toilet."
It's clearly visible that Amanda slowly comes in rage and that she becomes more and more annoyed.
"And now a last word to QBM, especially to my fucking sister Mariah. It's really a shame that you motherfuckers are in a match against us. But that's not all. I know that I can't change it, but I am ashamed that I'm your sister. I really don't wanna have to do anything with a person like you. Sadly I can't change the fact that I'm your sister, but tonight I'm gonna destroy you. I'll make sure that you will never come back to the ring again. When this fight is over, then you won't only have lost your job as the GM, then you'll also lose your job as a wrestler."
Now Amanda drops the mic and they go to their corner to wait for their opponents to come to the ring.
3-on-3 Tag Team Match - The MisFits ("Hardcore Harlot" Amanda Cortez, "Submission Queen" Casey Cortez, "Tattooed Beauty" Laura Jackson) vs. "Miss Hell in Boots" Paige & Queen Bee Mafia ("Showstoppin' Senorita" Mariah & "The Georgia Peach" Morgan Davis)
After the commercial break, The MisFits and Queen Bee Mafia are all in the ring awaiting for the final participant in this match to arrive. Paige’s music his twice before it’s clearly obvious that she’s not coming out.
Morgan Davis: “This BITCH… I knew it. I KNEW IT!”
Mariah snatches a microphone from Zoey Valentine from ringside
Mariah: “This is fine. We didn’t need Paige at Slammiversary and we sure as hell don’t need Paige now. The Queen Bee Mafia will do this on our own - as we planned from the start. Paige just spared us the drama of the potential double cross.”
Amanda and Mariah start things off after the opening bell. Amanda opens with a point-blank Fade to Black (Spear), but Mariah leapfrogs over it with ease. Amanda hits the brakes and spun around into a pending Heartbreaker (Sweet Chin Music). Amanda caught Mariah’s boot in motion and slapped it away to counter with the #1 Stunna (Stone Cold Stunner). Mariah shoved her away to counter as it appears both sisters seem to be evenly matched.
Mariah and Amanda both look to the crowd’s enthusiastic response to their performance thus far before turning back to each other. Amanda blindly charges towards Mariah, who responds with a clothesline. Mariah fell for Amanda’s bait as she baseball slides between Mariah’s legs and struck with a Jumping Bulldog from behind. Amanda tags out to the Tattooed Beauty, who enters the fray with a Diving Leg Drop to the back of Mariah’s head. Laura Jackson elevates Mariah’s face off the canvas and applies a Camel Clutch to the Showstoppin’ Senorita. The hold isn’t in for long before Morgan Davis knocks Laura off Mariah’s back with a Boo-Tee Bump (Running Thump/Rearview).
Amanda springboards back into the mix with a Flying Clothesline, but Mariah and Morgan Davis catches the Hardcore Harlot out of the air with a Double Gutbuster. Mariah and Morgan share a quick high-five but the celebration is ended prematurely by Casey attacking them from behind. Casey sent the Georgia Peach to the canvas with a Full Nelson Slam while Mariah hit the ropes and returned with a Flying Clothesline of her own. Casey caught Mariah in motion and delivered a Sidewalk Slam, dropping her on top of Morgan’s body. The Queen of Submission then rolls both Divas over and applies a Double Ankle Lock on the duo of QBM. QBM’s cries of anguish could be heard as the cameras switch back to the commentary table.
Prof. X: Boy, I wouldn’t want to have to face Casey. She’s a threat in this match all on her own.
Francine: Well, someone has to be a man in that group…
The Carter: I dare you to say that when she’s over here.
Francine: Please, Carter. I hate being out here with you, but I’m not stupid enough to wish for my own demise.
Referee Jacqueline Moore refuses to make the call as Casey isn’t the legal member in this contest. Casey releases the hold and gets in Jacqueline’s face to intimidate her. Jacqueline holds her ground but this was the opening that QBM needed to turn things around into their favor. Mariah connects with a successful Heartbreaker (Sweet Chin Music) to the jaw of Casey to keep her away from causing physical harm to the referee, but it’s not enough to knock Casey off her feet. The Georgia Peach remedies that situation by delivering a T-Bone Suplex to Casey over the top rope and send her crashing down at ringside. While Morgan took her place back on the ring apron, Mariah sprung from the ropes with a Too Hot for TV (Booker T Scissor Kick) to the waking Tattooed Beauty and covered her for the win.
One…
Two…
Th---NO!!
Mariah drags Laura to her feet in a side headlock to the corner and tags out to Morgan Davis. Morgan greets Laura with a kick to the midsection before delivering a Gutwrench Suplex. The Tattooed Beauty gets up holding her back as Morgan whips her into the corner. That was the plan until Laura reverses the Irish whip into drop toe hold that sends the Georgia Peach face-first into the turnbuckle. With Morgan stunned, the Tattooed Beauty wastes no time sending her to the canvas with a Half Nelson Suplex.
Prof. X: You would think that Laura would race to go for the win here, but this contest has already taken it’s toll on both of these Divas.
Francine: It doesn’t help that The MisFits already have that muscle-bound monster on their side to tip the scales even more into their favor.
Both Laura Jackson and Morgan Davis are crawling towards their respective corners. Mariah stretches out her hand for the hot tag but she notices Casey racing over at ringside to pull her off the ring apron. Mariah runs off the ring apron and delivers a Diving Hurracanrana. Casey catches Mariah on her shoulders and powerbombs her into the ringside barricade with authority.
After Mariah goes down, a familiar theme fills the arena as Tia Brooks storms out on stage with a mic in her hand as all eyes turn on her.
"Wow, what a night! I mean I get stuck playing referee for two pathetic little girls, now you bitches want to play dirty. Oh no, not tonight, not on my watch. Looks like we have a little problem here. What you ladies don't realize is, I'm back! No more games, no more sneaky tactics, just and all out war now. I am so sick and tired of the way most of you so called Divas think you can run all over such an elite group of women like myself and the other Queen Bees. It is time to face reality now, your time is up. That goes for anyone who wants to get in our way. You either stand up and show respect, or fall with the rest. The year of 2014 is here and this time changes will be made. So MisFits, you want a piece of the Queen Bee Mafia, well you are about to get exactly what you ask for, but its going to play out in my favor."
Tia drops the mic and storms to the ring ready for a battle.
Tia Brooks inserts herself into the match, despite the attack from Lise Starr earlier tonight. Casey greeted the Straight-Edge Vixen with a clothesline at the bottom of the entrance ramp. Tia ducks the blow and returns the favor with a Blind-Side Kick (French TKO) to Casey. She then raced onto the ring apron with an outstretched hand to the ailing Morgan Davis. The Tattooed Beauty tagged out to Amanda Cortez as Tia Brooks entered into the match after the hot tag.
The Carter: I think Tia’s going to use this impromptu appearance to work out some pent up aggression.
Francine: No thanks to that Super Kick from Lise Starr earlier…
Amanda returns into the action with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Tia sidesteps the incoming attack and dragged Amanda to her feet with a Hairpull Backbreaker before driving her face-first into the canvas with a Snap DDT. Instead of going for the pin, Tia leapfrogged over Amanda’s body and knocked the Tattooed Beauty off the ring apron before setting her sights back on Amanda. Tia takes the opportunity to step out onto the ring apron and line up her target precisely before springboarding back into the ring with a Flying Clothesline. Amanda responds by kipping up to her feet and catching Tia in motion with a Knee Smash to Drop Toe Hold combination. With Tia’s body draped onto the ropes, Amanda follows up with a 619 to the face of the Straight-Edge Vixen before stepping out onto the ring apron. She then springboards back into the ring with a Body Splash -- that was the plan until Tia stopped playing possum long enough to counter with an Uranage Slam. After Amanda impacts onto the canvas, Tia transitions into an application of the Anaconda Vise.
Prof. X: That Vise could make even CM Punk proud! The leader of The MisFits could submit here, folks!
Tia stops in her actions as she’s seen a ghost.
The Carter: What a minute... why did Tia stop?
Laura Jackson and Casey applying a combination of the Nightie-Night (Headlock/Body Scissors) and Ankle Lock to Mariah grounded at ringside. Fortunately, Morgan Davis makes the save by smashing a steel chair over the spine of Casey. The blow is enough to cause Casey to release the Ankle Lock, but still not enough to knock the MisFits’ resident amazon off her feet. Tia Brooks remedies that problem by making a suicide dive through the ropes and knocking Casey off her feet. Morgan smashes the steel chair over Laura’s spine repeatedly until she released Mariah from her hold while Referee Jacqueline Moore has no choice but to reward the win to The MisFits due to disqualification. The Tattooed Beauty hasn’t broken the hold. Amanda dives into the crowd at ringside with a Springboard Body Splash as everyone is sent to the floor.
Amanda kicks Laura firmly in the side, “Laura… that’s ENOUGH. We’ve already won this.”
Laura Jackson releases the hold and gives Amanda a stern look before retreating up the stage with Casey. Amanda looks back to Mariah as QBM return to their feet beckoning to continue this fight and smirks, “I spared you today, but just know I’m going to be the only one that ends your career… big sis.”
The Carter: What a second, I thought Amanda was the one who wanted to end Mariah tonight?
Francine: Well, Amanda never did put an expiration date on her career - just that she has exclusive rights on ending it by her hands alone.
Mariah and the rest of QBM are left looking confused as Primetime takes a commercial break.
Singles Match - "Five Count Fiend" Big E Langston vs. John Blade
Prof. X: One of the most impressive debuts during the last Primetime of 2013 was the stellar win by Big E Langston, who managed to defeat several other veterans and returning GZWA Superstars in the same match.
The Carter: John Blade talked a big game before his debut before the New Year, but failed to deliver. One thing that I found that was odd in his interview is that I didn’t know Renee Young worked for GZWA.
Francine: I wasn’t aware of that either. She must’ve owed Cena...err Blade a favor before he left his last job.
Prof. X: That was Renee’s interviewer tryout. I heard she is one of many new interviewers that will be gracing GZWA in the New Year.
After the opening bell, both Superstars lock up in a test of strength. Both Superstars seem evenly matched at start, but Big E Langston brings John Blade to his knees. John Blade attempts to will himself back to his feet but Big E shoves him across the ring. John Blade sprung back to his feet, retaliating with a Running Shoulder Tackle to the Five Count Fiend. John Blade then delivers a Spin-out Powerbomb to the waking Big E Langston before going for the Five Knuckle Shuffle.
The Carter: I know I’ve seen this sequence of moves before but from where?
Francine: Oh, I don’t know… maybe John Cena, you doofus?
Prof. X: In either case, John Blade is looking to wrap this up.
John Blade lifts the Five Count Fiend onto his shoulders for the Attitude Adjustment. Big E reverses the Attitude Adjustment with a series of elbow smashes to the side of Blade’s head, causing Blade to drop Big E prematurely. Big E then takes control of the momentum with a series of multiple knee lifts before delivering a Belly to Belly Suplex.
Big E Langston removes the straps of his singlet before beckoning John Blade to his feet and delivering The Big Ending.
One…
Two…
Three!!
Big E hits The Big Ending again and demands a five count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
FIVE!!!
Prof. X: Wow, that was over quick. I thought John Blade would have lasted longer than that.
Francine: That’s exactly what a lady who is unfortunate enough to reduce herself to a night with Carter would say…
Before Carter could defend himself, video footage begins rolling on the monitor, catching up with CM Punk and Lil Jimmy in a rather familiar neighborhood.
CM Punk seems to be ending his phone call with Lise Starr who could be heard via speakerphone.
Lise Starr: “Are you sure someone didn’t spike your Pepsi with LSD? You sound crazy to me, Punk.”
CM Punk sighs, “I told you a million times. I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested. I know how much you hate reality TV, so I’m going to hang up and let you enjoy making AJ’s face look like a crime scene.”
Kofi Kingston looks to Punk after he hung up with Lise, “I thought it was Ron’s job to hang around with that kid. At least he was getting paid to do that gig…”
CM Punk’s eyes widen as he covers Lil Jimmy’s ears, “Shut up before you hurt his feelings! He’s real to me, dammit! I like to believe there’s a little nobody out there that calls himself Xion Zeros’ #1 fan. Of course, I refuse to believe that anyone would do that willingly, so I’m going with the next best thing.”
Kofi laughs, “Whatever dude. Let’s just get moving since you said you gotta show everyone this big surprise.”
CM Punk: “Hold your horses, Kofi. I know you don’t know the meaning of a good push from your career in Never-Never Land, but we have to move into these things with style.”
CM Punk runs up to the front door of the nearby house, knocking loudly on the door, and shouts, “OPEN UP, MR. KILLINGS!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR SUBSTANCE ABUSE…COOPERATE AND WE WILL GIVE YOU ONE OF THOSE JACKETS THAT LET YOU HUG YOURSELF!”
Ron “The Truth” Killings (WWE’s R-Truth) opens the door and gets in Punk’s face, “You can be comin’ roun’ here shoutin’ dat shi---- OH SNAP! WASSUP LIL JIMMY!” Truth kneels down and hugs Lil Jimmy as Kofi looks confused while Punk looks at the camera.
R-Truth: “Y’all just in time. I just finished putting the final touches to Lil Jimmy’s surprise. Thanks again Punk for bringing him here to see it first.”
Kofi chimes in, “Punk, I thought you were going to hook Truth up with Morgan Davis too for allowing you to ‘borrow’ Lil Jimmy?”
R-Truth perks up, “Yeah, dawg. What did she say?”
Punk scratches his head, “I tweeted her about it and I got a reply. Forgive me as I’m pretty rusty on my hood-rich ghetto slangs. She said something about ‘taking your malfunctioning robot elsewhere’ and ‘your chances with her are as real as Lil Jimmy.’ Oh yeah and if try to “holla” at her she would break your “Lil Jimmy” and fed it to The MisFits’ dog.”
Kofi grins as R-Truth shook his head, “She just be hatin’. She’ll turn around after she checks out this gift I made for Lil Jimmy here. You and the rest of the GZWA Nation are going to check out the world premiere song for my upcoming album…”
CM Punk looks at the cameras shaking his head behind Truth’s back as Truth starts the video.
After the video, both Kofi and Punk applaud sarcastically before Punk quickly changes the subject, “That was really special right there, Truth. I think we’ve wasted our time… err entertained the GZWA Nation enough for one day.”
R-Truth turns to Lil Jimmy, “Lil Jimmy says that was the best thing he has ever seen!”
Punk mumbles, “No wonder he’s Xion’s #1 fan, he’s got bad taste just like him…”
R-Truth rubs his hands, “Just wait until I finish the next one…”
CM Punk groans, "There's MORE of these??? Truth, I think that's all the time we have for today..." CM Punk turns towards the camera and adds, "Before we go, I need everyone watching around the world in the GZWA Nation to do me a favor and pass this message to our oh-so-loveable GZWA Chairman…”
4-Diva Battle Royal - "The Canadian Firecracker" Ruby Cooper (debut) vs. Nikki Bella vs. "The Unholy Angel" Kayda Erikson vs. "Lady So Divine" Delta Madison
Primetime returns from commercial break with a shot of newcomer Endee Leights is shown watching Delta Madison’s entrance on the monitor backstage.
Back at ringside, we return to the commentary team.
Prof. X: Up next, we have the GZWA Divas in action in a Battle Royal, featuring some of our newest additions to the division, looking to make an impact here on Primetime tonight.
Francine: Looks like we’ve got a new face among the Divas tonight. Ruby Cooper is debuting among these girls. I haven’t heard much about her… well other than she’s Canadian.
Prof. X: Canada is well-known in the wrestling world for their stellar exports. They gave us Bret “The Hitman” Hart, “The Rated R Superstar” Edge, Chris Jericho, “The Instant Classic” Christian Cage…
The Carter interrupts, “Gail Kim, Traci Brooks, Trish Stratus, and more importantly JUSTICE!! I hope Ruby knows how much she has to prove in this debut match for her homeland.”
Francine: So pretty much, this is the time we find out whether or not this firecracker is a dud or not.
Match starts out as a brawl between everyone. Kayda Erikson and Nikki Bella find themselves working together as they level the incoming Lady So Divine to the canvas with a Double Clothesline. The makeshift duo sends Ruby Cooper into the ropes only to be surprised as she rebounds with a Springboard Back Elbow to both Divas. Ruby makes an explosion meme with her hands before delivering a Bulldog to the waking Kayda Erikson.
Ruby took to the top rope with the intent of the Ginger Snap (Flipping Neckbreaker from the second rope) but a well-placed European uppercut allowed Nikki to halt The Canadian Firecracker’s momentum. Nikki then takes the opportunity to position Ruby onto her shoulders for The Rack Attack (Kneeling Backbreaker Rack Drop). Nikki Bella takes the opportunity to bend and torment The Canadian Firecracker’s spine in this torture rack.
Prof. X: That has to be one of the best rack’s I’ve ever seen applied in a GZWA ring.
The Carter: Nah, Justice’s are WAAYYYY better… Oops, wait, you’re talking about the submission hold. My bad.
Francine: Ugh… You should know Carter’s mind immediately dives into the gutter when the Divas are out here, professor. In either case, if Nikki keeps this up that little firecracker is going to pop - and I don’t mean in the good way.
Just when it seemed like The Unholy Angel ends her temporary alliance with Nikki as she connects with a Spear as Nikki turned around with Ruby on her shoulders. Ruby drops to the canvas upon impact as Kayda wastes no time looking for another victim to unleash her fury upon here.
Prof. X: I would hate to be any of those Divas in that match with The Unholy Angel. Genesis riled her up like a bat out of Hell tonight.
Francine: True, but even I’ll admit it was hilarious.
The Carter: Genesis did bring up a good point… She needs to forget that loser Eric Fish and find a real man, like me.
Francine: Like you? You have to be kidding…
Delta Madison greets Kayda with a Heel Kick to the midsection before delivering a Cobra Clutch Bomb, securing The Unholy Angel’s shoulders on the mat in a pin. Referee Jacqueline Moore isn’t making the count as she is already preoccupied with Ruby Cooper covering Nikki Bella.
One…
Two…
Three!!
The Carter: Awww, Nikki is out of this already? At least we got to see her nice rack though.
Francine adds, “And it’s store bought, much like your idol’s melons on her chest…”
Jacqueline notices Delta’s pin and slides into position.
One…
Two…
NO!!
The Unholy Angel rolls through into a Sunset Flip into an application of Die Siebente Sünde (“The Seventh Sin” - Texas Cloverleaf/Liontamer combination) on Delta Madison. She places her knee into the neck and head area and pulls back, applying pressure on Delta’s spinal column. A gasp of pain escapes the Lady So Divine’s lips as Jacqueline looks for any signs of the Diva willing to submit to the pain.
Prof. X: Is the Lady So Divine going to submit here? Or does she have any gas left in the tank?
The Carter: Divine is definitely the word for Madison. (Whistles) Who knew she was that flexible?
Francine: Ummm, Carter. The human body isn’t supposed to bend that way.
The Canadian Firecracker breaks the hold with a well-placed Shining Wizard to the face of The Unholy Angel. Kayda staggers to her feet, where Ruby Cooper sought out to continue her offense with a Russian Legsweep but Kayda swats her away with a Spinning Back Elbow. Ruby shook off the cobwebs but quickly found herself being dragged by her crimson hair by the enraged Kayda Erikson. Kayda smashes Ruby’s face into the turnbuckle seven times as she counts along in German. Ruby leaned against the corner as The Unholy Angel suddenly moved out of the way as the Lady So Divine misfired and struck the Firecracker with a Running Yakuza Kick into corner, causing Ruby’s skull to bounce off the turnbuckle once more. As Ruby falls face-first to the canvas after stumbling out of the corner, The Unholy Angel capitalizes with a Diving Reverse DDT to the unsuspecting Lady So Divine. Kayda motions to hook the leg of Madison for the pin, but she reverses the pin attempt into an application of a Juji Gatame.
Prof. X: The tables are turned now for The Unholy Angel with Delta Madison in the driver’s seat.
Kayda claws at and digs her nails into the canvas as she refuses to give up to Madison’s hold. Ruby Cooper slowly climbed back up the top rope and delivers a Somersault Leg Drop to the throat of The Unholy Angel as Madison’s hold is still applied. The impact of the blow added just enough pressure and leverage to the hold to give Kayda Erikson no choice other than submit or risk possible injury.
The Carter: And then there were two…
Both Delta Madison and Ruby Cooper stood up on shaky legs and took a moment to shook hands out of good sportsmanship. Both Divas exchanged blows back and forth until Madison went down south with a low dropkick to bring Ruby down on one knee. Madison follows up with a Step-Up Enzuigiri, only for Ruby to duck the kick and answer with one of her own as the Lady So Divine spun around. To Ruby’s surprise, Madison caught her foot in motion and swung it back around, only for Ruby to strike back with a Dragon Whip. With Delta Madison stunned from the blow, Ruby capitalized with the Oh, Canada! (Jumping Spike DDT) before pinning her to the canvas.
One…
Two…
Thr--NO!!
Ruby Cooper didn’t lose her resolve to win for an instant as she climbed the top rope and lined up the waking Lady So Divine for the Ruby Red (Molly Go Round). Taking her by surprise, Madison kipped up to her feet and sprung up to the top rope and delivered a top rope Northern Lights Suplex to The Firecracker. Delta Madison bridged her body and secured Ruby’s shoulders to the canvas upon impact.
One…
Two…
Thre---NO!!
The Lady So Divine motioned for an One Handed Bulldog to the waking Canadian Firecracker but Ruby shoved her into the corner to counter. Madison hit the brakes in time, but just as she spun around, Ruby Cooper struck with a shoulder thrust before flipping herself up onto the top turnbuckle all in one smooth motion. Once in position, Ruby executed the Maple Leaf Melee (Diamond Dust) to Delta Madison. Ruby Cooper covers Delta Madison once again.
One…
Two…
Three!!
Prof. X: That was a very impressive bout between all four of these blossoming young Divas.
Francine: I hope the rest of the Divas division has taken notice. All of these women are more than mere blips on the radar now.
Tag Team Championship Tournament - Preliminary Round - "The Zombie Princess" Jimmy Jacobs & Josiah Christiansen (w/ Connie Wraith) vs. Tyler Storm & Matt Pearce
After the commercial break, Jimmy Jacobs stood in the ring with a microphone in hand as the team of Tyler Storm and Matt Pearce looked confused.
Zombie Princess | Jimmy Jacobs: I just want to inform the GZWA Nation that due to Josiah Christiansen’s absence tonight, I have decided to end our impromptu partnership, despite winning on the last Primetime. As a result of his absence tonight, I was allowed to select a different partner for this Tag Team Tournament…
To the surprise of the GZWA Nation, the sound of “Just Don’t Care Anymore” fills the arena, signalling the arrival of “The Anti-Diva” Paige.
Prof. X: Who would have guessed that these two would pair up?
The Carter: I thought Jimmy Jacobs was still into Lacey. Besides, isn’t Paige a little too young for him?
Francine: Oh hush, Carter. No one said anything about them dating. This was a rather wise move of Paige. Rather than get caught up in the middle of The MisFits and QBM’s rivalry, she put her eyes on the prize - the coveted GZWA Tag Team Championship that everyone wants a shot at in this tournament.
Tyler Storm and Jimmy Jacobs start things off with Jacobs taunting Storm about Josiah Christiansen got the last laugh and there’s nothing that Storm could do about as he’s for good. Jacobs slaps Tyler Storm across the face and shouts, “GET OVER IT!” before Tyler Storm explodes into a torrent of rage. He charges into Jacobs and knocks him off his feet with a Double Leg Takedown before slamming him into the corner and punching him into the corner repeatedly before Referee Slick Johnson separates them briefly. Storm maneuvers around the referee and delivers a Running High Knee to the face of the cornered Jacobs. With Jacobs in tow, Tyler Storm leapt out of the corner with a Running Bulldog, but Jimmy Jacobs retorts with an Inverted Backbreaker. Jimmy Jacobs then climbs back up the nearby turnbuckle and prepares for a Senton Bomb. Matt Pearce shoves Jacobs off the top rope back down to the canvas. Tyler Storm is in the right place to capitalize on Jacobs’ mishap with a Lifting DDT. Storm tags out to Pearce, who adds the Con Air (Corkscrew Shooting Star Press) to the grounded Jacobs. Pearce pins Jacobs.
One…
Two…
NO!!
Paige breaks up the pin as Matt Pearce quickly shoots a glare in her direction before she retreats back onto the ring apron. Jacobs uses the ropes to pull himself back up as Pearce motions to continue his offense. The Emo Warrior stops playing possum long enough to stop Pearce’s advance with the Kitchen Sink, causing him to drop onto the middle rope. Jacobs takes the opportunity to tag to Paige, who delivers a series of knee lifts to Pearce trapped on the ropes. Paige steps out onto the ring apron for a Sunset Flip Powerbomb back into the ring, but Storm takes a page from Pearce earlier and shoves Paige over the top rope, causing her to overshoot her target. Pearce sprung back into the action with Springboard Backflip DDT, but Paige answers with a Backbreaker into an application of the Ram-Paige (Cloverleaf while kneeling on Pearce’s neck). Tyler Storm races in to break the hold, but Jimmy Jacobs catches him with a well-placed kick to the midsection and hits the Contra Code (Shiranui). Jacobs hits a dropkick in Pearce’s face upon landing the Code on Storm, causing this makeshift double-team move to add enough pressure to Paige’s hold for Pearce to submit.
 
Prof. X: I have to say, I’m impressed with this duo’s performance tonight. Who would have seen this pairing possibly working out so far?
Francine: “So far” is the key word.
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Tag Team Championship Tournament - Preliminary Round - INked (Keri Cruz & Greg Ramirez w/ Chanel Rodriguez) vs. Kody Starr (debut) & JTG
Prof. X: During the last Primetime of 2013, INked made a declaration that they would come out of this Tag Team Tournament as the winners and would be crowned the first ever GZWA Tag Team Champions.
Francine: Making a boast like that will only put a bullseye on your backs in a tournament like this, especially with everyone wanting that exclusive bragging rights as the first Tag Team Champions.
The Carter: With Chanel in their corner, INked already have all the luck they need.
Francine: Having an attractive girl in your corner doesn’t warrant success around here, just ask Josiah Christiansen or the rest of the Brooks and Hightower siblings...
Keri and Greg start this match off attacking JTG and Kody Starr, before that get into the ring, with dual suicide dives through the ropes. Keri rolls JTG in the ring to officially begin the match before climbing to the top turnbuckle. Diving off with a crossbody, the tables turn on Keri as JTG catches and launches him across the ring via belly-to-belly slam. JTG hits Keri in the knee with a low dropkick to the knee then with a shining wizard across the chin before going in for a pin. Keri kicks out. JTG looks to end this early with an In Da Hood (RKO) but Keri powers through and maneuvers him into a Russian Legsweep. Keri finds enough time to tag in his partner as does JTG. Kody comes in pushing Greg to the ropes with a series of right hands before performing an Irish Whip. Greg ducks under a clothesline and keep his momentum going bouncing off the adjacent ropes and leaping in the air for a hurricanrana. Instead of following through with the maneuver, Kody has other plans as he holds on to Greg’s legs and transitions into an Ankle Lock. With JTG keeping Keri busy on the outside, Kody transitions the Ankle Lock into a Barbwire Trap (Single-leg Boston Crab) making sure Greg can’t reach the ropes.
Just as it looks like Greg is about to tapout, Keri comes in trying to make the save, but still with JTG hot on his heels. JTG locks onto Keri Cruz and goes in for the kill with a My Hitta (Superkick), but Keri ducks under sending the kick to Kody’s chin instead. Keri knocks JTG out with a leg-feed Enzuigiri and taking out a dazed Kody Starr with a Cruz Control (Bicycle Yakuza Kick). Greg wastes no time in getting to his feet and limping up to the turnbuckle. He finds enough leg strength to launch off with a Mizard Greg (450 Splash) hitting his target perfectly. Hooking Kody’s legs Greg stay on for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Greg’s victory is short lived as, from out of nowhere, Dequan rushes the ring to send Greg flying out of the ring with The Bullet (The Pounce). On the outside, G-Money is seen knocking JTG out with a Money Shot (WMD/Knockout Punch). Keri tries to help out his partner by attacking Dequan with a flurry of jabs. Dequan easily powers through, gripping his massive hands around Keri’s neck and launching him over the top rope next to G-Money’s feet. G-Money picks Keri up to his feet before hoisting him in the air and slamming him through the announcers table with a Gutwrench Powerbomb, not even taking the time to remove the table’s covering.
Xion Zeros is shown on the monitor applauding The Enforcers’ handiwork, “Oops, I forgot to mention one minor detail, boys. My personal Enforcers will be taking part of this Tag Team Tournament as well…”
As Chanel Rodriguez races to Greg Ramirez’s side at ringside, G-Money raises JTG to his shoulders in a Electric Chair position as Dequan hits the ropes and flies over the top rope with a Diving Spear to JTG, knocking him up and over the barricade as several fans in the first few rows move out of the way as JTG crashes into the seats below.
Mixed Tag Team Match - Rocky Romero & "The Beautiful Dragon" Mei Long vs. Leon Torres & Amber Torres
Prof. X: Welcome back, GZWA fans. Up next, we have the team of Leon Torres and Amber Torres facing the troublemaking power couple of Rocky Romero and Mei Long.
Francine: I’m sure Mei Long won’t be taking things easy with Amber as she’s the one who cost her the Women’s Championship.
The Carter: Despite the issues in their relationship, Leon and Amber have been trying to mend and repair their relationship for the sake of their son, Dash.
Francine: If only Amber’s sisters would take a similar approach to their relationship…
Mei Long races straight for Amber at the sound of the bell, tackling her to the canvas and grasping her around the throat. Referee Jimmy Korderas breaks this up and separates the two Divas as the Beautiful Dragon takes a moment to regain her composure while Amber caught her breath. Mei Long maneuvers around the referee and kicks Amber in the midsection as she crawls on all fours. Mei Long doesn’t pity Amber in the least as she watched her struggle to get up once more before delivering a Scissor Kick to the back of her head. That was the plan before Amber swept Mei Long’s legs from underneath her. Amber sprung back to her feet and grabbed a handful of the Beautiful Dragon’s raven hair before driving her face-first into the canvas with a Sitout Facebuster. Mei Long shook her head after her face bounced off the canvas as Amber hit the ropes and rebounds with a Shining Wizard. The Beautiful Dragon answers by tossing her overhead and onto the turnbuckle behind her with a Snake Eyes. With Amber stunned, Mei Long capitalizes with a Wheelbarrow Stunner.
Prof. X: That veteran experience is coming to play here, but Mei Long may want to quit the showboating…
Mei Long blows a kiss to Romero on the ring apron as she stood on the turnbuckle. She then executed a beautiful Diving Moonsault, only for Amber to put her knees up to defend. After Mei crashes and burns, Amber capitalized with the Droppin’ Dimes (Reverse Twist of Fate) and covered the former Women’s Champion.
One…
Two…
Th---WAIT!!!
Rocky Romero drags Amber off of Mei Long. Leon Torres chases Romero across the ring until he retreats out of the ring. Leon tries to reach over the ropes to grab Romero but Romero delivers a rope-assisted Jawbreaker to Leon as he leapt down to the floor.
The Carter: Imagine how mad Mei Long would have been to be defeated by the woman who cost her the Women’s Championship!
Francine: Let’s not rule out that outcome yet, Carter. This match is far from over.
Amber looks concerned towards Leon momentarily before focusing at the task at hand as she sprung from the ropes with a Diving Hurracanrana to the waking Beautiful Dragon. Mei Long powers Amber to the canvas with a thunderous Powerbomb before tagging out to Rocky Romero. Romero enters the match with a Slingshot Somersault Senton to both the grounded Leon and Amber Torres. Romero took the opportunity to sway his hips in a sexy manner to Mei Long’s delight as he stood on the top rope before taking flight with the Foreign Devil (Diving Knee Drop). Much like the Beautiful Dragon moments ago, showboating wasn’t a wise decision. Leon and Amber kipped up in unison and delivered a double team STO Backbreaker to The Cuban Hooligan. Before Mei Long could race to Romero’s aid, Mei Long is knocked off the ring apron with a Shooting Starr (Running Spear variation) from Amber Torres through the ropes while Leon goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Thr--NO!!
Rocky Romero barely manages to get the shoulder up as Leon Torres argues the count. He cradles Romero’s skull underneath his arm in a side headlock as he readies The Cuban Hooligan for a Reverse Twist of Fate. Romero elbows Leon in the gut to counter before reversing with the Predator (Shiranui). Amber Torres leaps back onto the ring apron to support her husband, but Romero kicks off the ropes during the execution of the Predator to knock her off the ring apron and right into the pending Dragon Kiss (Spinning Windmill Kick to the face). With Leon down, Romero blows Mei Long a kiss for her assistance before taking flight with the Double A Special (Five Star Frog Splash).
The Carter: I would love to have a woman like Mei Long in my corner…
Francine: A two-timing jezebel? Oh, I’m sure there’s another one somewhere in the Divas locker room if you’re willing to pay her enough.
Apparently, Romero took too long with his pleasantries towards Mei Long as Leon responded with his knees up to defend against the Splash. Rocky Romero sat on his knees in pain as Leon Torres closed in with the Dashing By (Shining Wizard). Romero counters with an Alleyoop to propel Leon into the air to counter, but Leon lands safely on the top turnbuckle behind Romero. As Leon looks over his shoulder ready to strike, Mei Long connects with a Step-Up Enzuigiri to his face, allowing Romero to capitalize with an Avalanche Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb to the canvas.
One…
Two…
Three!!
 
Prof. X: I know it must be killing Amber inside that she can’t shake this losing streak.
The Carter: Mei Long and Rocky Romero are enjoying themselves enough after this win. You would think that they won the title.
Francine: What do expect? They got the victory over the woman who cost Mei Long the Women’s Championship in the first place. Maybe that would teach Amber to mind her own business and stop trying to fight battles she has no hope of winning...
Amber Torres glares at Romero and Mei Long celebrating their win as she tends to her fallen husband while Primetime takes another commercial break.
Singles Match - "King of Controversy" Genesis vs. Hano Eiyu
Prof. X: For those of who haven’t been keeping track over the holidays, Hano Eiyu and Genesis have been exchanging harsh words to each other over Twitter since the conclusion of Slammiversary’s main event. Everything came to a head when Hano Eiyu declared himself as GZWA’s “Champion of the People” and decreed that Genesis wasn’t deserving of the title of “Best in the World.”
Francine: He does have a point - Genesis didn’t “technically” beat CM Punk without Mr. Zeros’ “assistance”... if you want to even call it that.
The Carter: Well, Genesis is doing a good job of getting on the back side of everyone around here as of late.
Hano Eiyu makes his entrance by exiting the curtain and walking out onto the stage before he is attacked from behind by “The King of Controversy” himself. Genesis is met with a chorus of boos as he delivers a T-Bone Suplex on Hano Eiyu, dropping the Five Star Show Stealer onto the unforgiving stage. Genesis beckons Hano Eiyu to his feet before closing in with Whiplash (Clothesline from Hell). Hano Eiyu manages to duck underneath the blow at the last second while Genesis barely manages to hit the brakes in time to stop himself at the edge of the stage. Hano Eiyu helps Genesis with his balancing as he sacrifices himself with a Side Effect off the stage. The live crowd stood up in disbelief as both Superstars crash into the equipment below.
Prof. X: We can’t call this match off as it technically never started to begin with… Good God almighty, I hope these Superstars are alright…
Several stagehands race out onto the scene as both Genesis and Hano Eiyu lay lifeless among the debris.
The Carter: Are we still having this match or is this match continuing after a hospital visit?
Francine: Yeah… that’s the last thing we need. Genesis being felt up by a nurse, thus sending our recently departed Sapphire into drug-induced rage…
Both Genesis and Hano Eiyu refuse any help as they crawl out of the wreckage.
Prof. X: There’s no way you can take hit like that and walk away unscathed.
Genesis attempts to walk down to the ring but ends up doubling over in pain and rolling down to the bottom of the entrance ramp. Hano Eiyu limps slowly behind Genesis while the King of Controversy leans onto the ring apron for support. Hano Eiyu approaches Genesis from behind, only to receive a quick Low Blow. This grants Genesis the opportunity to drive Hano Eiyu head-first into the steel steps. Genesis shook off the cobwebs momentarily before charging towards Eiyu with the Showstealer (Spear). Eiyu leapfrogs over Genesis’ body at the last second, allowing the King of Controversy to take his turn in introducing his own face into the steel steps.
The Carter: My God, there’s so much brutality in this match to say it hasn’t even officially started yet!
Hano Eiyu crawls into the ring while Genesis follows suite shortly. Referee Slick Johnson finally rings the bell to officially start this match. Hano vaulted towards Genesis with a Cartwheel Elbow Strike only for Genesis to catch him in motion with a Dragon Suplex and secure Hano Eiyu’s shoulders to the canvas with a bridging pin upon impact.
One…
Two…
Thr---WAIT!!
Hano Eiyu transitions into an application of a Fujiwara Armbar. Genesis fights against the pain before flipping himself over and sending Hano Eiyu to the canvas with an arm drag. As Hano Eiyu returned to his feet, Genesis struck with the Lights Out (Shining Wizard) but Hano Eiyu had an answer for that move in his own playbook in the form of the Shinjuku Incident (Ura-Nage). Hano Eiyu then sprung from the ropes with an Asai Moonsault to the waking Genesis, only for Genesis to return the gesture with an Oklahoma Powerslam to the canvas.
Genesis dusts his hands off with the ordeal before taking an opportunity to mock CM Punk by mimicking his “Go to Sleep” taunt which was well-received by a chorus of boos by tonight’s live crowd. Genesis continues his showboating as he stood on the top rope and signalled for a Diving Elbow Drop in the same vein of the late “Macho Man” Randy Savage and CM Punk. Genesis was distracted by the abrupt sound of "Adrenalin" by Eisbrecher blasting throughout the arena.
The Carter: Wait a minute… Isn’t that Sapphire’s theme? I thought she was forced to leave GZWA during the last show?
Genesis turns around to see no one at the top of the entrance ramp, but that’s all of the distraction that Hano Eiyu needed to deliver a Jumping Enzuigiri. Genesis doubles over, allowing Eiyu to send him crashing down to the canvas with the Creeping Death (Top Rope Death Valley Driver). With Genesis down, Hano Eiyu covers the King of Controversy.
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Cameras switch backstage to Xion Zeros fuming to the production crew.
“Who the HELL told you clowns to hit the music in the middle of the match?”
Crew member: “We got a call directly from your office saying to hit the music, Mr. Zeros. It’s on the caller ID.”
Xion Zeros regains his composure as he looks at the evidence, “It seems that we have a rat infestation in the building. I need to have increased security in the arena tonight. I don’t want anyone on the roster coming near my daughter when she gets here later.”
Crew member: “Yes, Mr. Zeros, consider it done, sir.”
"Bodies" is played over the arena speakers and the stage is engulfed in smoke as the fans stand out of their seats to cheer on Carnage. He stands at the top of the entrance way looking out to the crowd drinking in the applause. Slowly Carnage begins to make his way to the ring while he slaps the hands of his fans who continue to chant his name. The “Hardcore Monster” walks around the ring to grab a mic from the announcer's table and then slides into the ring and stands into the corner to sit against the turnbuckle.
Carnage: A lot has been on my mind as of late. You see, for the past couple of months ever since I lost my opportunity at taking the World Heavyweight Championship from Alcatraz then finishing my business with Amanda and her goon squad, I have been sort of re-evaluating everything I have done in this business. I have done many horrible things to many people like cutting off an opponent’s thumb before we had our match, lit enemies on fire, stabbed many partners in the back, the list goes on and on. But I can honestly stand before you all and say that I don't regret doing any one of those things cause it has made me the monster that I am today. Because of me doing all those things in this business I was labeled as a "Hardcore" wrestler, which made me be type casted in the mid-card or the sideshow act of professional wrestling. Promoters would book me in these hardcore matches cause they knew that if they have me competing in a hardcore match, they would get publicity all over the world cause my name is synonymous with "Hardcore".
Because of that, time and time again I have been held back in this business. While many of the wrestlers in the back fear me, they don't treat me seriously when they are booked against me in a normal match. I get it. I wasn't joking before when I said that I am on a path of redemption. I am going to prove to everyone what I am capable of doing in this ring which is why I have been trying to step away from the hardcore wrestling but I keep getting pulled into it. As you all know, at the last PPV I had my opportunity to become the Television Champion, but I was screwed out of it by Justice when she awarded Mike Bradley with the win with the fastest 3 count in wrestling history. On tonight's Primetime, you all will get to witness the annual match-up to determine who the champion of the year is. Thanks to that bitch’s interference, I am not a part of that match. Hell, I wasn’t even booked in tonight's show for whatever reason! So I get to see Mike Bradley representing the Television Championship in this match that I should rightly be a part of, carrying a title he does not deserve to carry after he got help to beat me.
Carnage motions for the camera man to come closer as Carnage looks directly into the camera.
Carnage: Mike Bradley, one day very soon you will find yourself standing across the ring from me. normal match or a hardcore match, it makes no difference cause whichever it is you will be facing a man that will not be holding back one bit. The next time we face off in this ring I am not gonna look to redeem myself by showing off my wrestling skills. My intentions will be very simple: hurt you and score the victory. So hang on to your precious Television Title and live in fear of the day I rip it out of your hands like you ripped my victory away from me. Speaking of people that have ripped victories away from me, Justice!
Carnage pulls himself out of the corner and walks to the middle of the ring facing the entrance way.
Carnage: You & I have been at this for the past couple of months. We have given each other our best shots and in spite of that, when everyone thought you were done after the last beating I gave you, you just keep coming back for more. You used to be in power, but you still play the politics game backstage by using your "Assets" to get your way; which is how you got your way into the triple threat match just so you can screw me over. Since the beginning we have been at each other's throats and all those times we have crossed paths I never had more of a reason to tear you apart until Slammiversary when you took my chances of winning GZWA Championship Gold. So I am calling you out here right now and I want to know why you robbed me of my chance of redemption.
Carnage waits a few moments with no response.
Justice!
Again nothing happens.
Justice!
The crowd starts a “She is Chicken” chant.
“Our Time” blasts through the PA system and the “Voluptuous Vixen” Justice emerges from backstage. She is walking determinedly towards the ring and looks none too pleased to be there.
The crowd boos loudly as Justice makes her way into the ring where Carnage waits with murder in his eyes. To Carnage’s surprise, justice walks right up to him and snuggles up to his chest. Then she turns around and seductively slides down Carnage’s chest onto her haunches. After that, Justice straightens her legs, cramming her rear against Carnage’s groin. Groans and grunts can be heard from the audience as Justice looks up and smiles at the crowd who are about to boo, but cheer loudly when Carnage grabs a mitt full of Justice’s hair. Smiling for the crowd, Carnage yanks Justice into a standing position and “Hair Tosses” the bewildered Vixen across the ring.
Carnage smirks as Justice pounds her fists on the canvas in frustration. Getting back to her feet, Justice sensuously saunters over to the still smirking Carnage and lightly drags her fingers over his chest and shoulders as she circles the much larger man. When she is standing in front of him again, Justice gently touches his cheek and scratches him under his chin while softly blowing in his face. The crowd is ecstatic when Carnage smiles wider and face palms Justice backwards hard enough to make her flip over back onto all fours.
Visibly angry at this point, Justice slams her fists into the mat three times before launching herself back to her feet. Carnage is casually walking towards the Vixen as she screams at him.
Why in the bloody hell will this not work on you!
Carnage is smirking when Justice grabs him by the shirt and launches him into the corner. Still holding onto his shirt, Justice forces Carnage to lean back over the turnbuckle as she brings her face dangerously close to his. Justice’s eyes go wide, looking demonic as she opens her mouth mere millimeters from Carnage’s lips. Carnage’s mouth opens wide as Justice "sucks” the air out of him. The “Monster’s” legs buckle underneath him when Justice dismounts and parades around the ring; rubbing her hair and smiling to the booing crowd. Behind her, Carnage levels his gaze at the Vixen’s back with even more violence than there ever has been before. Justice turns around and Carnage explodes out of the corner and Lariat’s Justice so hard that she flips 720 degrees in the air before crashing to the canvas on all fours. Carnage’s momentum takes him all the way across the ring into the opposite corner. He turns around to see Justice shaking the cobwebs out on the mat after that brutal Lariat. He starts towards her but Justice looks up at him. Carnage stops dead in his tracks and the sickest of grins spreads across his face. Justice slowly slides backwards out of the ring, keeping her eyes locked on Carnage. Once at ringside, Justice slowly smirks at Carnage as well. With a small nod to each other, Carnage chases Justice through the crowd into the backstage area.
Main Event: Triple Threat Match - GZWA World Heavyweight Champion "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. GZWA Women's Champion "The Ultimate Vixen" Raven vs. GZWA Television Champion "Meta" Mike Bradley -- Winner of this match will receive bragging rights as GZWA's "Best Champion of 2013."
Primetime returns from it’s last commercial break of the night with both all three champions in the ring, ready to get this contest started.
Prof. X: It’s the moment that you have been waiting for, folks. Tonight’s main event will decide who is the Champion of Champions, the champion above the rest.
Francine: If I’m quite honest, I rather not see any of these individuals win. It’s not going to be a pretty sight no matter how you split it.
The Carter: Hey, Raven winning this wouldn’t be so bad. We had Mei Long with this thing last year and it wasn’t the end of the world.
Francine: Yeah, and look how she turned out. Raven’s overly inflated ego doesn’t even fit into this arena; it has to phone in via satellite to connect with her.
Prof. X: That’s a bit harsh there, Francine.
Francine: Look, she’s already holding up this match!
Raven is looking into her compact mirror, touching up her lip gloss and makeup as Referee Earl Hebner urges her to wrap it up for this match could get started as the live crowd started to boo Raven’s stalling. Eventually, Earl Hebner takes the compact away while Mike Bradley turns his back on Raven facepalming. Raven took the opportunity to Low Blow Mike behind Hebner’s back as Hebner signalled for the opening bell. Raven races over and rolls up Mike Bradley into a School Boy.
One…
Two…
T---WAIT!!
AJ Styles drags Raven off of Mike’s body by the leg before she quickly crawled underneath the ropes to safety. AJ Styles looks annoyed momentarily before he is rolled up into a School Boy from Mike Bradley.
One…
Two…
T---NO!!!
AJ Styles kicks out before the hand comes down. Both Superstars returned to their feet in unison before staring down. Styles makes the first move with a Discus Clothesline. Mike feints the impact with a backflip and returns with a Clothesline to catch Styles off guard. Everything doesn’t go according to plan for the Meta One as Styles ducks and retaliates with a Pele Kick. With Mike standing groggily, AJ Styles sprung from the ropes with The Phenomenon (Springboard Back Flip DDT). AJ Styles goes for a pin of his own.
One…
Two…
Th---WAIT!!!
Raven placed Mike’s foot on the bottom rope and points to it as Hebner broke up the count. AJ Styles points to Raven who innocently waves at ringside. Styles turned back towards Mike, only to receive a Super Kick to the face. Styles flips over the top rope but manages to hold onto the ropes to land safely onto the ring apron. Mike Bradley hits the ropes and returns with a Brookline Bridge (Spear) to knock Styles off the ring apron, but the Phenomenal One stops the Meta One in his tracks with a knee lift before elevating the Superstar overhead and driving him onto the ring apron with a Brainbuster.
By now, Raven was sitting on the edge of the commentary table with her iPhone out as she played a video game of some sort.
The Carter peaks over Raven’s shoulder until Raven swats him away,”She’s playing Candy Crush!”
Francine: Her too? I mean… how unprofessional! She should be trying to actually participate in this match instead of getting sidetracked.
Mike Bradley rolled back into the ring while AJ Styles motioned for Slingshot Somersault Splash back into the ring, but executed an Asai Moonsault towards Raven sitting on the commentary table. Raven panics and bails at the last instant, allowing Styles to crash through the commentary table.
Prof. X: My goodness…both the World Heavyweight Champion and the Television Champion are down with our Women’s Champion not even having to lift a finger in this contest. She could win this here.
Raven slides into the ring and stalks the waking Mike Bradley in preparation for the Bitch Kick (Chick Kick). Raven closes in to strike but the Meta One sends her to the canvas with a Drop Toe Hold and applies the Meta Lock (Ankle Lock). Raven desperately makes lunge towards the ropes but Mike dragged her back to the center of the ring and added a grapevine to the hold for good measure. The Ultimate Vixen’s plotting has gotten the better of her as she thought her scheming would have rewarded her the victory. Instead, she finds herself in this compromising predicament as she pulls at her crimson-colored hair in a losing attempt to fight against the pain of Mike’s submission hold. Raven’s hand wavered in the air as she was mere moments away from succuming to the pain. Fortunately for The Ultimate Vixen, AJ Styles stopped that from happening and broke the hold as he impacted onto Bradley’s body with a Frog Splash.
Raven limped to her feet as Styles made sure not to let her out of his crosshairs as he came directly for her with a Running Dropkick. Raven responded with a Matrix-like evasion, but Styles landed safely onto the turnbuckle behind her. Styles motioned to jump off but Raven shook the ropes, causing The Phenomenal One to double over on the top rope. Raven took the opportunity to scale up the turnbuckle and deliver an inverted variation of the Overdose (Stratusphere), but Styles swung her back onto his shoulders. As Raven tried to fight him off, Mike positioned himself underneath Styles as all three competitors crashed to the canvas with a makeshift Tower of Doom (Powerbomb and Super Electric Chair Drop combination).
Chants of “THIS IS AWESOME!” fill the arena as the three champions struggle to their feet. Raven wisely chose to crawl towards the ropes to safety but both Styles and Bradley were hot on her heels. Raven crawls through the ropes and both Superstars reach over to grab her, only to receive a double rope-assisted neckbreaker as their only consolation prize. With both Superstars tied up on the middle rope, Raven slides back into the ring and delivers the High Price (Edgecution) on both Superstars with assistance from the ropes.
The Carter: I think that’s all she wrote, folks.
Francine: The fat lady hasn’t sung yet, Carter…
Raven takes the opportunity to dust her feet off on the canvas and formally take a bow in front of the downed World Heavyweight and Television Champions. The celebration is over prematurely as Styles rolls her up and into position for the Styles Clash. Raven answers with a Whirly-Bird Headscissors to counter, inadvertently whipping Styles towards Mike Bradley, who capitalized with the Meta Theory (Standing Moonsault Sideslam) and goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Raven is still slightly disoriented from the Whirly-Bird Headscissors, but still races over to break the pin...
Three!!
Raven broke the pin a mere instant too late as Mike Bradley won this year’s Champion of Champions match.
Francine: Excuse me while I go throw up into the nearest trashcan and go walk into incoming traffic. Who seriously thought he would win? You KNOW we’re not going to hear the end of this, right?
Prof. X: To be fair, it was an unintentional team effort to put Styles away, thanks to Raven’s scheming throughout this match. Too bad for her, all of that planning backfired on her tonight.
Mike Bradley wastes no time celebrating tonight’s win as his sister, Danielle races out to the ring to join her brother. AJ Styles shows no hostility towards the Television Champion as he raised his arm in victory while Raven leaves the ring in a huff, clearly pissed off that her scheming and plotting to her own benefit ended without any just rewards for the Ultimate Vixen tonight.
After Danielle Bradley races out to celebrate the win with her brother, the celebration doesn’t last for long as The MisFits’ Laura Jackson and Casey come through the crowd and leap over the barricade.
Prof. X: It looks like The MisFits aren’t too pleased with this end result.
The Carter: At least, they were kind enough to wait until after the main event to come out here…
Francine: Please… They didn’t have a choice after the GZWA Chairman threw the hammer down earlier.
Danielle Bradley dives out of the ring with a Handspring Splash over the top rope towards the incoming Tattooed Beauty and Queen of Submission. Casey catches Danielle out of the air with a Sidewalk Slam as Mike Bradley stood in the ring, beckoning The MisFits to come in. Unknown to the Television Champion, Amanda Cortez slid into the ring behind him as The MisFits pointed to his surprise behind him. Mike spun around, right into the pending Fade to Black (The Gore) from the Hardcore Harlot. Tonight’s Primetime ends with Amanda holding the Television Championship, staring at it with sinister grin before throwing it over Mike’s chest.
Xion Zeros spun around in his chair to face the opening office door after he smiled at the outcome of tonight’s main event. Upon entering, Xion’s daughter, Tiana, raced into the room and hugged her father with great excitement. Following behind Tiana was Brooklyn Glamourous, who wasn’t too thrilled to be in a GZWA arena tonight, nor Xion’s office of all places.
Brooklyn Glam sighs heavily with disgust, “I hope you have a good reason for calling me out here. What’s so important that you insisted that I dropped everything that I was working on… including the promotional work for Total Divas and come down here?”
Xion Zeros tents his fingers, “I need bait to lure out a rat…A very BIG rat.” He pets Tiana on the head and raises an eyebrow as he notices the shirt she’s wearing.
“Where did she get that shirt? I don’t remember buying her that one…”
Brooklyn Glam shrugged her shoulders, “Don’t look at me. I thought you got it for her. You’re the one who has been spoiling her like crazy lately.”
Tiana smiles, “One of the nice wrestlers gave it to me when we went out for ice cream. He said he was with your biggest fan. Daddy, I thought I was your biggest fan?”
Xion hugs her, “Of course, you are, princess. No one isn’t taking your spot.”
Brooklyn narrows her eyes at that remark and gestures back towards the door, “So, did you catch your ‘rat’ or not? As much I know you enjoy our company, I would love to get back to working on my project, you know. I’m getting sick of delaying Total Divas enough as it is.”
Xion rolls his eyes, “Don’t flatter yourself. Just because I’m single again, you and every woman in this company seems to think I want the next hot dish to come walking into my office. Being a full-time dad is enough for me… isn’t that right, Tiana?”
She nods but pouts, “Daddy, why are you so mean to the other wrestlers?”
Xion smiles, “They have been misbehaving, especially one rotten egg in particular, so your daddy has to has to teach them a lesson and encourage them to behave themselves. Some sacrifices have to be made and there will be several examples made before they truly shape up and come around to my way of thinking… If you have any questions, just ask your mother - she’s made a career out of verbally assaulting people.”
Brooklyn smiles to Tiana, "Yes baby I did, and if your father had learn anything from his master, AKA me, he wouldn't have a pest problem now.” She smirked as her remark hit its mark. Brooklyn hadn’t lost her touch.
Xion rolled his eyes, "You WISH you were my master... or the other way around...."
Brooklyn was ready to roll another sassy remark off the tip of her venomous viper-like tongue, but Tiana hugged her legs with a request of her own.
“C’mon, Momma, I thought you and Daddy promised to take me out for dinner tonight?” She frowned a little, “You said you were going to try to behave yourself and keep bickering with Daddy to a minimum.”
Brooklyn sighs heavily in defeat, “Fine… Anything for you, Tiana.” She turns towards Xion looking smug at his desk, “Aren’t you coming, jerkface?”
Xion Zeros stood up and maneuvered around his desk, “Of course. Unlike you, I keep my promises.”
The trio exits the office as a familiar figure steps from out of the connecting room and sits into the GZWA Chairman’s chair. The individual spun the chair around revealing his identity as it was none other than CM Punk propping his feet up onto Xion Zeros’ chair.
CM Punk: “So this is where all the magic happens around here… Ewww, I better get out of this chair. It prolly looks like the cast of U.S. Acres if brought a blacklight in here.”
“Great, you’re here. You just saved me a phone call…”
The camera pans over to show Xion Zeros standing in front of the desk. Xion tosses Punk’s contract onto the table.
“I ordered all GZWA talent to the show tonight for the meeting, but you took it upon yourself to find something ‘better’ to do to occupy your time, trying to make a fool out of me...”
CM Punk interrupts, “Nah, you’re too good at doing that yourself. You don’t need me for that at all. You don’t understand, Xion. I’m not like the rest of your trained chimps.”
“That’s where you’re wrong, Punk. You STILL don’t understand. These days of running around here doing what you want are over. Your ‘ironclad’ contract is null and void. Quite frankly, I’m sick of playing with you and before you get anymore cute ideas, I’m going to nip this in the bud right now before the rest of the GZWA roster thinks they can get over on me.
You want to play the part of a martyr around here, then so be it. CM Punk… no Phillip Brooks, you’re fired.”
CM Punk shrugs and begins to walk out of the office, “I knew you didn’t have a backbone… hiding behind that business suit, I knew you forgot what it really means to be a wrestler. Explains how this place turned into the home for infinite losers… Oh yeah, and I owe you a belated Christmas present…”
CM Punk spun around with a High Kick to the back of Xion’s head, knocking him to the floor.
Xion smirked as he slowly stood back up, “Oh one more thing, Punk… Dean Richards (Dean Maddoxxx) and Alyssa Lucia (Lise Starr) are fired as well. I have to say, it took a lot of work to make you all fall from your own little contract… You didn’t read the last revision before you signed it, did you?”
CM Punk merely glared at Xion with hate-filled eyes as he continued, “CM Punk cannot be released from this contract unless he is formally released with the entire Straight-Edge Society as a whole. (Laughs) So much for being a martyr, once the head cheese goes down the rest of your groupies fall like dominoes. I knew if I pushed you far enough you would cross that line and get yourself intentionally fired without any backlash on me for you breaching your own contract. Have fun with the rest of your life, Phil. I hear there’s some backyard wrestling companies that need a new another former has-been of wrestling. The Insane Clown Posse has worn out their welcome in that scene. I'd hate to be the one who has to tell poor little Alyssa that she has to go back to that shithole in Australia.”
CM Punk motions to attack Xion again but security bursts into the office and restrain CM Punk. Punk's cursing and colorful outbursts are futile as tonight’s broadcast comes to an end. |
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